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Google Search “Top 10 Lord of the Rings Jokes”

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Lord of the Rings jokes. 
  2. I would tell some good Lord of the Rings jokes… But all the good ones ara-gone! 
  3. Marriage Jokes: Lord of the Rings Life Lesson: Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane! 
  4. Music Jokes: What is Gandalf’s favorite band?… The Eagles!
  5. Winter Solstice Jokes: I’m throwing a hobbit party to celebrate the Winter Solstice… It’s just a little get-together.
  6. Elf Jokes: My son asked me if the Santa’s elves were the same Elves from Lord of the Rings… I said grow up Son, you’re 42 years old. 
  7. Elf Jokes: An Elf, a Dwarf, hobbit, and a Wizard walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, a joke?” 
  8. Super Bowl Jokes: I’m throwing a hobbit Super Bowl party… It’s just a little get-together.
  9. I went to an Apple Store and set up alarms on all of the phones…. I was Lord of the Rings! 
  10. March Madness Basketball Jokes: Who is the most popular March Madness basketball hobbits?… Duke. They live in the Shire and love Coach Jon Scheyer.