Teacher Jokes for July

by | Jul 6, 2023 | Dads, Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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July Jokes

  1. July 1st Canada Day: Why are Canadian students so smart?… They get a lot of ehs! 
  2. Fireworks Jokes: I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors.
  3. Fireworks Jokes: Why did the fireworks fail their math test?… They were too busy exploding with excitement!
  4. July 4th Teacher Jokes for the 4th of July
  5. Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?… Because they dropped out of school. 
  6. July 14th Bastille Day Jokes: I’m still upset they marked me wrong on my 7th grade history test on the question “what did they set up during the French Revolution?… “I maintain that “lots and lots of guillotines” is technically correct.
  7. Teacher Jokes for July: What did Bruce, the Jaws shark, get on his marine biology test?… A sea-minus.
  8. What did the shark get on his marine biology test?… A sea-minus.
  9. Teacher Jokes for July: What did Bruce, the Jaws shark, get on his marine biology test?… A sea-plus.
  10. How did the hammerhead tell his mom he did on his test?… He nailed it! 
  11. When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my French” after a swear word… I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French.
  12. Hot Dog Jokes: Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
  13. Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor roll.
  14. Navy Jokes: What grades do you need to join the Navy?… 7 C’s. 
  15. Shark Jokes: Why can’t most sharks read?… They are not part of a school.
  16. Navy Jokes: What is the only question on the entrance exam to the U.S. Navy?… “Oh say, can you sea?” 
  17. Navy Jokes: Why did the sailor go to summer school?… To improve his sea-minus to a sea-plus! 
  18. Navy Jokes: Why did the new recruit bring an anchor to the classroom?… He wanted to feel grounded.
  19. Navy Jokes: Why did the captain fail his cooking class?… He couldn’t stir the ship right!
  20. Navy Jokes: What grades do you need to join the Navy?… 7 C’s. 
  21. What’s Gollum’s favorite school subject?… “Ring”lish!
  22. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school.
  23. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?… Boarding school. (Top Surfing Jokes)