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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Friday jokes.
Friday Evening… Husband: Shall we have a nice weekend? Wife: Sure, why not? Husband: Ok then, see you on Monday!
Daylight Savings Jokes: Why can’t we move the clocks forward by an hour on Friday at 4pm instead?
Thanksgiving Jokes: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?… Lucky!
Why don’t people like jokes about Friday? Because their sense of humor is week.
What’s Friday’s favorite breakfast?… Friday-ggs and ham.
What’s Friday’s favorite movie?… Friday-zed and Confused.
What do Fridays and unicorns have in common?… They both bring magic into our lives.
What’s a flounder’s least favorite day of the week?… Fry-day!
What will ruin your Friday?… Finding out it’s only Tuesday.
Where does Friday come before Thursday?… In the dictionary.
Why do baby birds wait until the end of the week to leave the nest?… It’s Fly-day!
What does Friday say after a busy week?… T.G.I.Me! Why was the fruit upset on Friday night?… It had a bad date.
What’s the best music to play on Friday nights?… The Weeknd.
What is the only thing better than a Friday night?… A Monday holiday.
When does Monday feel better than Friday?… Never.
What did Friday say to Saturday and Sunday when they were about to give up?… “Weekend do it!”
Why didn’t the pancake chef realize it was Friday?… It crêpe’d up on him.
Why did the French lady go to the fast-food restaurant at the end of the week?… It was French Fry-Day.
What day comes after Black Friday?… Empty Bank Account Saturday.
What movie did John Travolta turn down the lead in?… Friday Afternoon Sniffles.
What did the priest say to the parishioner who asked him for a bad Friday joke?… Sorry, I only know Good Friday jokes.
What’s the term for discussing intellectual ideas at a fast-food joint before the weekend?… A deep Fry-day. What is Jason Voorhees’s favorite restaurant?… TGIF-13. (Thank God It’s Friday the 13th.)
What is faster than the Flash?… Friday nights.
What do cows do on a Friday night?… Go to the moooo-vies.
What is Friday’s favorite day?… Friday, of course!
What do cavemen like to do on Friday nights?… Go clubbing.
What’s the hardest day after a weekend?… The first five.
What did the man say to his co-worker when the busy week was about to end?… “Fri-nally!”
Why is Friday your laptop’s favorite day?… It finally gets to sleep.
Why do pencils take off early on Fridays?… They can’t deal with any more pointless meetings.
Why did the computer go to work on Friday?… It needed to grab a byte before the weekend.
When does a Friday feel like a Sunday?… When you work weekends.
What do biologists wear to work on Casual Fridays?… Genes.
What did the apple ask the banana at the end of the work week?… Orange you glad it’s Friday?
Why wasn’t Friday serious about anything?… It was a casual Friday.
Why was the boat-shop owner happy on Black Friday?… It was the most successful sail of that year.
What goes by slower than a boring movie?… Friday afternoon at work.
Why was the math book sad on Friday?… Because it knew it would still have problems on the weekend.
Why is it so hard to get an appointment at the library on Friday?… It’s always booked up.
Why did the girl go to the amusement park every Friday?… To celebrate the weeeee-kend!
What did the teacher give her students on Black Friday?… 50% off their late assignments.
How can a man leave home on Friday, stay away for four nights and then return on Friday?… Friday is the name of his horse.
What does it mean when you arrive late to school for the fifth time that week?… That it’s Friday!
Where can you have a Friday every day?… In Grease.
Why do fish get lonely on weekends?… There’s no school.
Why did the iron sneak out early on Friday?… It ran out of steam.
What do you call it when you have to finish your homework on a Friday?… A cry-day night.
What does a student look forward to on Friday nights?… The next Friday night.
What’s the difference between a Friday and a Monday?… Approximately 72 hours.
Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?… Because Monday through Friday are weekdays.
Why did Friday buy a box of tissues?… Because the next day was a Sadderday.
What do condiments do on the weekend?… Ketchup on their sleep.
Why did the geologists decide to go shopping on Friday?… For the amazing weekend shales!
What did the burrito say to the quesadilla on Friday night?… “That’s a wrap!”
What did the burrito say to the quesadilla on Sunday night?… “That’s a wrap!”
Why do so many people get sick during the workweek?… They have weekend immune systems.
What do you get when you cross a bunch of monsters with a Friday?… Freaky Friday.
What is the greatest gift Friday can give?… Weekend vibes.
What’s a weekend’s favorite word?… Long.
Did you hear the story about Saturday and Sunday?… It started off great but had a weekend.
What did the lazy employee do the day after Friday?… Sat.
May your weekends be long and your Fridays at work be short!
It’s Friday—time to party! Just kidding, I’ll be at home in bed and asleep by 9.
Is it just me, or does coffee taste better on Friday mornings?…
The only word in the English language that rhymes with Friday is wine.
Are you Friday?… Because I’ve been dreaming about you all week!
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Weekend. Weekend who?… Weekend totally sleep in tomorrow!
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s finally Friday?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?… Gladys almost the weekend!
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… A herd. A herd who?… A herd it’s Friday, so let’s party!
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good movie we can watch on Friday night?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Moustache… Moustache who?… I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for Monday!
Why don’t people like jokes about Friday?… They’re week
Why is Friday a happy day?… Because the next day is a sadder day
When will a priest laugh at your Friday joke?… When it’s a Good Friday joke.
Who wins in a fight between Friday and Saturday?… Saturday, because Friday is a weak day
What do people who work from home wear for Casual Friday?… Nothing
What did the accordion player say on Friday?… Accordion to me, it’s going to be a great Friday.
What’s a burger chef’s favorite day of the week?… Fry-day
What’s a pilot’s favorite day of the week?… Fly-day
What’s a sad person’s favorite day of the week?… Cry-day
What’s a person with a sweet tooth’s favorite day of the week?… Pie-day
What’s an introvert’s favorite day of the week?… Shy-day
What’s a con artist’s favorite day of the week?… Lie-day
What’s a narcissist’s favorite day of the week?… My-day
What’s a shopaholic’s favorite day of the week?… Buy-day
What’s a tailor’s favorite day of the week?… Tie-day What’s a rugby player’s favorite day of the week?… Try-day
When is the best day to go racing?… Fri-Daytona
Jack Black’s favorite day of the year?… Black Friday
I don’t work on Fridays… I make appearances.
It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
Fridays are the hardest in some ways; you’re so close to freedom.
Friday the 13th Jokes:
Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Friday the 13th jokes in the world.
What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… I-Scream! We were CORRECTED @JasonLVoorhees “Actually it’s #Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills!
What sort of parties do people generally organize on Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
Bee Jokes: Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth!
Cereal Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees & a box of cheerios?… A cereal killer.
June Jokes: When Flag Day follows Friday the 13th…. Should we raise a red flag?
Field Trip Jokes: What kind of snack do you have during a field trip on Friday the 13th?…. I scream (ice cream).
Friday the 13th, June 2025: Jaws Jokes: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
Geography Jokes: What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie
Black Friday Jokes: What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed!
Earth Day Jokes: Jason Voorhees is killing the environment… He still uses tons of plastic straws.
What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?… These bad jokes.
Pi Jokes: You’ve heard of Friday the 13th… But what about the next day? Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear.
Jokes for the Last Day of School: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last day of school?
It’s Friday 13th… Thank my lucky stars that I’m not superstitious!
Music Jokes: What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.”
What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean.
December Jokes: There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas.
There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger.
What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettuccine Afraid-O.
I’m going to celebrate Friday the 13th the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of teens.
What’s the safest place to hide on Friday the 13th?… The living room.
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta be careful. It is Friday the 13th.
Dear Jedi Today is Friday the 13th there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side.
What should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Ladders, black cats and ridiculous superstitions.
What kind of snack do you have during a scary Friday the 13th movie?…. I scream sandwich.
What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last Friday of the school year?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from high school on Friday June 13th?
I don’t worry about Friday the 13th…. It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
I don’t care it is Friday the 13th… I am just happy it is finally Friday.
According to Freddy Krueger, it’s best to visit a tailor on Friday the 13th, because they are very super-stitchious.
Cracking a serial killer joke on Friday the 13th is ok… As long as they are properly executed.
What did Crystal Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.
Happy Friday the 13th everyone… May the odds be ever in your favor.
The worst thing about Friday the 13th… is Monday the 16th.
Music Jokes: What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business.”
What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite fast food restaurant?… Chi Chi Chi Chick-Fil-A.
Lord of the Rings Jokes: I want to make a Lord of the Rings heavy metal band called Nightmare on Helm’s Deep.
What is a great for dessert for Friday the 13th?… Boo-berry pie and I-scream!
Ghost Jokes: What game is most played on Friday the 13th?… Hide and Ghost Seek.
Voorhees a jolly good fellow’ is the most popular song among witches and spirits to sing on Friday the 13th.
College Jokes: What’s the 1st thing a sorority girl does on Friday the 13th?… Nothing. She’s the first to go.
What will you say if Jason Voorhees starts chasing you?… Please, stop Jason me.
Keep your friends close and your garlic closer… You never know what Friday the 13th has in store.
Friday the 13th jokes are like bad omens, unexpected, eerie, and usually followed by a nervous chuckle.
Marriage Jokes: Is it true that if you get married on Friday the 13th, you will be unhappy?… Of course. Why should that day be an exception?
Spaghetti Jokes: What did the ghost eat on a special Friday the 13th lunch?… He had some spook-eti.
Lord of the Rings Jokes: I’m throwing a Friday the 13th hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together.
If Friday the 13th had a theme song, it’d be just a long, creepy violin screech followed by nervous laughter.
Who won the zombie war on Friday the 13th?…Nobody, it was dead even.
Why don’t Americans worry about Friday the 13th?… After losing their home, inflation, losing their job, and 401k nothing scares them anymore!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday June 13th is the first day of summer vacation?
On Friday the 13th, I dreamt that a horse in armor was chasing me… It was a Knightmare.
What does a ghost keep in its stable on Friday the 13th?… Nightmares.
Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray.
Fun Fact: Halloween falls on Friday the 13th this year… “Google it”
Full Moon Jokes: I just had the freakiest Friday the 13th…. I made it the entire day without a single person even mentioning the date. It must have been a full moon.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I my high school prom was on June 13th?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I my high school prom was on June 13th?
Why was the black cat having a concert on Friday the 13th?… Because she was very meow-sical.
If at first, you don’t succeed, blame it on Friday the 13th… Bad luck makes a great excuse.
Ghost Jokes: Friday the 13th jokes aren’t unlucky, but telling one before bedtime might just invite a ghostly audience.
As of 2021, Halloween has not fallen on Friday the 13th for the last 666 years! Probably because it’s always October 31st. Unless you’re dyslexic I guess.
Where can you find witches on Friday the 13th?… The scary-go-round.
How was the black cat feeling on Friday the 13th?… Purr-fectly happy.
A set of twin witches chasing you on Friday 13th is worse than being chased by Freddy Krueger because you never know witch is which.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from high school on Friday May 13th?
Graduation Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from college on Friday May 13th?
Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe my high school prom was on Friday April 13th?
Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe my high school prom was on Friday May 13th?
Golf Jokes: What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?… The “Bogey” man.
Why don’t golfer’s play on Friday the 13th?… They are afraid of the “Bogey” man.
Ghost Jokes: What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…BOO jeans.
Why could the mummy not go out on Friday the 13th?… Because he was all wound up.
Why can’t you kill humor on Friday the 13th?… Because it’s deadpan.
It’s Friday the 13th and there’s a serial killer at the circus… He’s so in tents.
When the clock strikes midnight on Friday the 13th puns, my WiFi always lags… Clearly haunted.
What kind of shoes does Jason Voorhees wear?… Crocs.
Freddy Krueger got a job offer to clean mirrors… He took it because it’s something he can see himself doing.
What’s way worse than Friday the 13th?… Monday the whatever.
What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed!
What do black cats like to have for breakfast on Friday the 13th?… Mice crispies.
Why did the skeleton not go and see a scary movie with his friends on Friday the 13th?… He didn’t have the guts.
Knock knock… Who is there?… Norma Lee… Norma Lee, who? Normally, I won’t ask this, but witches the way to the haunted cemetery?
Why aren’t people afraid of Friday the 13th? The lights are out, the windows are boarded up, the lawns aren’t cut… Everyday is Friday the 13th in America now.
Friggatriskaidekaphobia is the scientific term for the fear of Friday the 13th.
Killers eagerly look forward to which day of the month?… Fri-Die the 13th.
Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream!… Ice cream who?… Ice-cream, you scream, we all scream because it’s Friday Thirteenth.
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!” The second one said, “But we’re on the 13th floor!” The first one screamed back, “This is no time to be superstitious.”
What does a sorority girl do when she wakes up on Friday the 13th?… Nothing, she’s dead.
The witches’ black cat fell off the broom while flying on Friday the 13th… it was cat-astrophic.
What’s more frightening than “Today is Friday the 13th”?… 1st of every month, when rent is due.
Where do ghosts go for rides on Friday the 13th?… They ride in elevators; it raises their spirits!
What’s the scariest thing to do on Friday the 13th?… Check your bank account.
Do you know why they don’t have 13th floors on most buildings?… Apparently it’s because most buildings aren’t that tall.
You shouldn’t be superstitious about Friday the 13th… It brings bad luck.
I used to live in the 13th floor but have just moved up to the 14th floor… But that’s another storey.
What Did The Black Cat Say To The Construction Worker On Friday The 13th?… “It’s fine if you avoid stepping under that ladder. I plan on crossing your path in a minute.”
Last night I had a nightmare about earthquakes…. I woke up trembling.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Friday the 13th knock-knock joke?
Wouldn’t it be crazy if Friday the 13th was on Halloween!
On Friday the 13th, the black cat did all her laundry and hung them on a fe-line to dry.
At the Friday 13th dance party, the black cat saw her rival fish and said, “I have a bone to pick with you.”
What would make Friday the 13th even scarier?… If it were on a Monday.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Friday the 13th knock knock jokes?
The black cat wore her favorite dress for the costume party on Friday 13th… she wore a purrr-ple gown.
What’s the first thing a frat boy does on Friday The 13th?… Pull the knife out of his back and shoot a beer bong.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are 100 Friday the 13th jokes?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are 101 Friday the 13th jokes?
The cops arrested a black cat on Friday the 13th… they said she was a purr-patrator.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Friday the 13th?
What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance party?…BOO jeans.
What key opens a Haunted House?… A spooKEY!
Killers eagerly look forward to which day of the month?… Fri-Die the 13th.
What is a black cat’s favorite game?… Hide and shriek!
Why was the black cat feeling grouchy on the 13th of Friday?… She was in a very bad meowd.
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Friday the 13th dance?…Because he had no body to go with.
What is the difference between a black cat and a frog?… They say a black cat has nine lives, and the frog croaks every night.
When do vampires like horse racing?…When it’s neck and neck!
While trying a new magic spell, the witch crossed a black cat and an oak tree. The result was a black and white cat-a-log’ue.
What do you think a ghost keeps in its stable?… Night-mares.
If a monster’s working week begins on a Moan Day, when does it end?… On a Fright day.
When is it considered unlucky to see a black cat?… When you are a mouse.
Knock knock… Who is there?… Voodoo… Voodoo who?… Voodoo you think you are and why do you ask me so many questions?
I don’t sleep with dates on the 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, or 13th date… It’s my prime dating rule
Why is Fright Day the 13th is a great day to be cherished?… Because no one was struck by lightning on Thor’s Day the 12th.
“Did you know that Christmas day falls on a Friday this year?” “Oh dear!!” her friend replied, “I hope it’s not the 13th?”
Why could the mummy not enjoy Friday the 13th?… Because he was all wound up.
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Yule… Yule who?… Yule know when you look out the door.
To break the stigma surrounding black cats being a bad omen, the cat joined the red cross society and became a first aid kit-ten and started helping mankind.
What’s Jason Voorhees favorite candy?… “Actually it’s Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
What’s Jason Voorhees’s favorite dessert?… I-Scream!
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Friday the 13th dance?…Because he had no body to go with.
What’s more frightening than “Today is Friday the 13th”?… 1st of every month, when rent is due.
What costumes do ghosts wear for a Friday the 13th dance party? BOO jeans.
A coven of witches lost their way, so they had to take a stranger’s help. They asked him, “witch way to the Friday 13th dance party?”
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are 129 Friday the 13th jokes?

Black Friday Jokes:

November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Black Friday jokes.
What’s the deal with Black Friday jokes?…
I wanted to go to some different stores this Black Friday, but once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on Cyber Monday… This year I’m going Black Friday shopping.
Music Jokes: Why didn’t Handel go shopping on Black Friday?… Because he was baroque.
My Black Friday budget is $1,000… It’s going to be grand!
I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall several times and then ordering online.
On Black Friday, where did George Washington buy his hatchet?… At the chopping mall.
When is the best time for a pirate to buy a new ship?… On Black Friday, when it’s on sail.
I just bought two kayaks for the price of one… Canoe believe it? What a Black Friday deal!
Dog Jokes: What was the special offer at the pet store this week?… Buy 1 Dog and get 1 Flea!
Dog Jokes: What do you call it when a stressed dog goes shopping?… Re-tail therapy.
I heard camouflage pants were on sale for Black Friday… but I’m not seeing any.
It’s Black Friday and the mall is packed with shoppers. John has lost sight of his wife and can’t find her. He goes up to a very attractive woman and says, “Excuse me, can you help me? I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the shopping mall somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?” The attractive woman replies “Why?” John says, “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife shows up out of thin air.”
Why does Humpty Dumpty not participate in Black Friday?… He’s broke.
I was going to go to the Lego store on Black Friday… but there were people lined up for blocks.
What did the lumberjack do on Black Friday?… He went on a chopping spree.
When does Black Friday come before Thanksgiving?… In the dictionary.
I heard memory foam pillows were on sale for Black Friday… but I can’t remember where.
I finally bought a Roomba on Black Friday… It sucks!
All this spending on Black Friday… Better make sure ya’ll pay the electric bill first or next Friday will be Black Friday too!
Where do Sith Lords go shopping on Black Friday?… At the Darth Mall.
What did Shakespeare say when Black Friday was over?… “Now is the winter of our discount.”
I went to a fireworks store yesterday looking for a Black Friday deal… I was blown away.
Why don’t grapes go on sale for Black Friday?… They keep raisin’ the prices.
I wanted to buy some sausages on Black Friday… but the link’s broken.
Amazing BLACK FRIDAY deal: Buy NOTHING and save up to 100% in EVERY STORE!
Friday the 13th Jokes: What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed!
Black Friday Pun: The Black Friday sale on new glasses is out of sight.
What’s the deal with Black Friday?
Another Black Friday clothes sale?… I’ll never get overall the savings!
Why was there a line to get into the geology museum store on Black Friday?… Everything was on shale.
Black Friday: The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on Halloween.
Black Friday Pun: Without deals Black Friday would be… Lack Friday.
Navy Jokes: Old Neigh-vy… the unofficial Black Friday store of the Navy.
Lord of the Rings Jokes: What does Gandalf say when he wants to go shopping?… One ring to rule the mall!
Minions do most of their shopping on Gru-pon.
Black Friday Pun: Plumbers always have to work on Crack Friday.
How can you tell which one of your friends got a good Black Friday deal?… Don’t worry they’ll let you know.
My wife didn’t want to take me Black Friday shopping because she says I’m cheap… But I’m not buying it.
So you can make it early to Black Friday but can’t make it to church on Sunday?
What song by the Who is the unofficial song of Black Friday… Bargain.
Bastille Day Jokes: What is the Guillotine?… A French chopping center.
I should give up shopping on Black Friday… but I’m no quitter.
Men go shopping to buy what they want… Women go shopping to find out what they want.
I’ve saved an absolute fortune this Black Friday… I stayed in.
Black Friday is a scam… You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year.
Did you know bread is on sale for Black Friday?… It doesn’t cost too much dough.
Veterans Day Jokes: What’s the slogan of a clothing store that only sells to veterans?… No service, no shirt, no shoes
I actually enjoy Black Friday… It’s the one day I know exactly where all the nut jobs are and how to avoid them.
Did you hear about the huge sale REI just had on canoes?… It was quite the oar deal.
What was the horse looking for on Black Friday?… A Macintosh.
Black Friday Pun: The Black Friday deals on astronaut gear are out of this world.
On Black Friday, I got the new iPhone for my teenager… I thought it was a pretty good trade.
Why did the shopper bring a ladder to the Black Friday sale?… Deals were through the roof.
Saturday Jokes: What’s the best part about Black Friday?… Resting on Saturday.
Who profits the most on Black Friday?… The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.
I handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving Black Friday deals too… 50% off.
Why does Han Solo from Star Wars go shopping on Black Friday?… The prices are Solo.
Black Friday Family Tips: “Now remember what I taught you! Push, shove, grab, yell, and if needed tackle! Get out there and make Grandma proud!”
What do you call an amazing Black Friday special that comes with free cake?… A sweet deal.
Saturday Jokes: What do you call the day after Black Friday?… Broke Saturday.
Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday?… They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.

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