Top 50 State Jokes

by | Jan 3, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Alabama Jokes: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
  2. Alaska Jokes: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream!
  3. Arizona Jokes: What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-t of course.
  4. Arkansas Jokes: Which state has the most pirates?… Arrrrrrrkansas.
  5. California Jokes: What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map.
  6. Colorado Jokes: What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
  7. Connecticut Jokes:
  8. Delaware Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! 
  9. Florida Jokes: Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys.
  10. Georgia Jokes: What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve. 
  11. Hawaii Jokes: Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii) (Volcano Jokes)
  12. Idaho Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska!
  13. Indiana Jokes:
  14. Illinois Jokes: What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!
  15. Iowa Jokes: Election Jokes: Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49% vs 50% loss in Iowa?… I thought he didn’t care about the 1%?
  16. Kansas Jokes: If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa.
  17. Kentucky Jokes:
  18. Louisiana Jokes: What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve.
  19. Maine Jokes: What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. 
  20. Maryland Jokes: What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land!
  21. Massachusetts Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes & Top Massachusetts Jokes)
  22. Michigan Jokes: What do you call someone from Detroit who talks a lot?… A Motor City mouth!
  23. Minnesota Jokes: Which state has the smallest drink?… Minnesota (Mini-soda)
  24. Mississippi Jokes:
  25. Missouri Jokes:
  26. Montana Jokes: Canada Jokes: In Montana they have a program for recovering Canadians… It’s called Eh Eh.
  27. Nebraska Jokes: March Madness Basketball Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe how close Tyler Tanner’s last second desperation shot was?… Everything but the bottom of the net.
  28. Nevada Jokes: Preakness Stakes Jokes: What is a racehorse’s favorite state?… Neigh-vada!
  29. New Hampshire Jokes: Gunstock… the unofficial ski resort of the NRA.
  30. New Jersey Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! 
  31. New Mexico Jokes: Most popular dog breed in New Mexico?… The Meth Lab. 
  32. New York Jokes: What New York horse race do butchers love?… The Belmont “Stakes!”
  33. North Carolina Jokes: The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.”
  34. North Dakota Jokes: Canada Jokes: In North Dakota they have a program for recovering Canadians… It’s called Eh Eh.
  35. Ohio Jokes: College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the teams in the College Football Red River Rivalry?
    What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie.
  36. Oklahoma Jokes: College Football Jokes: December 19th, 2025. #9 Alabama defeats #8 Oklahoma 34-24. I guess Oklahoma is done SOONER than later.
  37. Oregon Jokes: Pi Day Jokes: What were the first mathematicians on the Oregon Trail called?… Pi-oneers.
  38. Pennsylvania Jokes: Super Bowl LII: Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?… They’re very talonted.
  39. Rhode Island Jokes: Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it… because it ends in 40 feet.
  40. South Carolina Jokes: What James Taylor song is on every Carolina playlist?… Carolina on my mind.
  41. South Dakota Jokes: Presidents’ Day Jokes: What should you do if Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson and Roosevelt all get poison ivy?… Rename it Mount Rashmore.
  42. Tennessee Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Bones?
  43. Texas Jokes: Election Jokes: Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.
  44. Utah Jokes: College Basketball Jokes: Brigham Young University, with the signing of AJ Dybantsa, went for BY WHO to BY YOU better believe we are in this to win this.
  45. Vermont Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NESCAC football rivals that play in the “Old Rocking Chair Classic?”
  46. Virginia Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! 
  47. Washington Jokes: Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. San Fransisco fans thinking they can go into Seattle and win a divisional playoff game.
  48. West Virginia Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Bell?
  49. Wisconsin Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Heartland Trophy?
  50. Wyoming Jokes: Constitution Jokes: Why did Wyoming grant women the right to vote nearly a century before the 19th Amendment?… It wasn’t hard to convince the 5 people who lived in Wyoming.