Joke of the Day: 365 Family-Friendly Jokes

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November Jokes

November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best November jokes.
November 2nd: Daylight Saving Time: Daylight Saving Time Jokes I’m not so sure about this daylight savings time thing… I give it six months!
November 3rd: National Sandwich Day Jokes
Election Day: Election Day Jokes

November 26th: National Cake Day: Cake Jokes

What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember (Clean Prom Jokes)
What do you find in an empty nose?…fingerprints
Where do you get sandwiches in India?… At the New Delhi. (World Geography Jokes & National Sandwich Day Jokes)
“I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge (Daylight Savings Jokes)
Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes / Donut Jokes & National Doughnut Day Jokes)
What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (Electoral College from Highest to Lowest & Election Day Jokes)
What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes / Veterans Day Jokes / Top Arbor Day Jokes)
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?…Wing! Wing! (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
What did the turkey say to the computer?…“Google, google, google.” (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)? (Top Veterans Day Jokes)
Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken? (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! (Thanksgiving Jokes & School Jokes: Black Friday Jokes)
How do pickles enjoy a day out?… They relish it. (National Pickle Day Jokes)
What sound does a limping turkey make?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that the girl Wendy?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen. (National Fast Food Day Jokes)
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?…Because they use such FOWL language. (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
Why did they let the turkey join the band?…Because he had the drumsticks. (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Day Jokes)
Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Top Friday the 13th Jokes)
What’s Jason Voorhees favorite desert?… I-Scream! (Top Friday the 13th Jokes)
What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Top Geography Jokes)
What do John Wayne and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Top Geography Jokes)
Why do paper maps never win at poker?… Because they always fold. (Top Geography Jokes)
What are unhappy cranberries called?…Blueberries!
What do Betty Crocker cakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Baseball Jokes)
Why was longitude boiling mad?…Because it was 360 degrees. (Geography Awareness Week & Top Geography Jokes)
Why are maps like fish?….Both have scales. (Geography Awareness Week& Top Geography Jokes)
What is smarter, longitude or latitude?…Longitude, because it has 360 degrees (Geography Awareness Week & Top Geography Jokes)
What do geographers grow in their gardens?…Compass roses. (Geography Awareness Week & Top Geography Jokes )
Why didn’t the map projection finish his speech?…He was interrupted. (Geography Awareness Week & Top Geography Jokes)
What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?…AARRRGHentina! (Geography Awareness Week & Top Geography Jokes)
How can you tell that compasses and scales are intelligent?…Because they’re all graduated. (Geography Awareness Week, Top Geography Jokes & Top Pirate Jokes)
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
Why are bananas good at gymnastics… They do great banana splits!
What’s the best part about Black Friday?… Resting on Saturday. (Top Black Friday Jokes)
Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving “Black Friday”?… It matches the mood of all those unhappy shoppers. (Top Black Friday Jokes)
Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?…”Re-tail” store. (Top Christmas Jokes)
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Top Christmas Jokes & Top Winter Jokes)

Bonus jokes

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?…He was feeling crummy.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?…If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

December Jokes / School Jokes: December Jokes for Kids

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Top Christmas Jokes& Top Winter Jokes)
What is the best Christmas present in the world?….A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Top Christmas Jokes & Top Winter Jokes)
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house! (Top Christmas Jokes & Top Winter Jokes)
National Cookie Day: When should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel)! (Top Christmas Jokes & Top Winter Jokes)
What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (Top Christmas Jokes & Top Winter Jokes)
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph! (Top Christmas Jokes & Top Winter Jokes)
National Brownie Day Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Top Softball Jokes)
Knock Knock…Who’s there?…Mary… Mary who?… Mary Christmas! (Top Christmas Jokes & Top Winter Jokes)
Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank. (Top Christmas Jokes & Top Winter Jokes)
What did the ghost say to Santa?… We’ll have a boo Christmas without you! (101 Halloween Jokes)
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.”
Knock knock…Who’s there?… Irish... Irish who? … Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Olive…Olive, who?…Olive the other reindeer.
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?… Claustrophobic.
Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt!
Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?… Comet!
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?…Halo there!
If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe
What kind of money do Santa and the elves use in the North Pole?…Cold cash!
What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you!
How do you make a slow reindeer fast?… Don’t feed it!
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?… Because of all the wrapping!
What kind of bug hates Christmas?… A humbug.
What does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG syne (Top New Years Eve Jokes)

Bonus Jokes

Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Top Psychology Jokes)
What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music!
What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet!

January Jokes / January School Jokes / January Jokes for Kids

What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Top New Years Day Jokes)
Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have 364 more jokes! A joke for every day of the year!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Top 10 Winter Jokes)
January 4th: National Spaghetti Day: What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Spaghetti Jokes)
How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Top 10 Winter Jokes)
Where the snowman does dances on?… A snow ball! (Top 10 Winter Jokes)
What did one candle say to the other?… “Don’t birthdays burn you up?” (Birthday Jokes for Kids)
What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Top 10 Winter Jokes)
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite (Top 10 Winter Jokes)
January 11th National Milk Day Jokes What did mama cow say to baby cow?… It’s pasture bedtime. (Milk Jokes for Kids & Mother’s Day Jokes)
How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you. (Top 10 Winter Jokes)
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Top 10 Winter Jokes)
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash!
January 15th: National Hat Day Jokes: What did the hat say to the tie?… “You hang around here…I’ll go on a head.” (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank.
What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Top 10 Winter Jokes)
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes! (Top 10 Winter Jokes)
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots?
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder!
Where do seals go to see movies?… The dive-in!
What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?… “You hang around while I go on a head.”
January 23rd National Pie Day: What’s the best thing to put into a pie?… Your teeth! (Dentist Jokes)
January 24th National Peanut Butter Day: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?… I’m nut telling you. You might spread it!
Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level! (Top Geography Jokes)
What do you find in an empty nose?…fingerprints
If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody!
Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?… Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke!
What do you call a sleeping cow?… a bulldozer!
How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?….Patty
What did the square say to the old circle?… Been around long?
Why is music like a fish?…. they both have scales! (Top Fishing Jokes)

January Jokes

February Jokes / February Jokes for Kids

What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?… He became a pound hog!(Top 10 Ground Hog Day Jokes)
February 2nd Top 10 Ground Hog Day Jokes: What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash.
February 3rd:Super Bowl Jokes: What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
What month is the best for coffee? …. Feb – BREW – ary (Coffee Jokes)
What is a ghost’s favorite month?… Feb – BOO – uary. (Halloween Jokes)
What does a bad football team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! (Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes)
How do you make an egg roll?….You push it.
What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales. (Top Basketball Jokes)
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?… I’m nuts about you! (Top 25 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?… I find you very attractive. (Top 25 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?… Ughs and kisses! (Top 25 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What do you call two birds in love?…. Tweethearts!
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?… I’m stuck on you! (Top 25 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What do you call a very small Valentine’s?… A Valentiny! (Top 25 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What did the bear say to his Valentine?… I love you beary much! (Top 25 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?…. Ape Lincoln! (Top 10 Presidents’ Day Jokes)
Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?… After a while, he took it for Grant-ed! (Top 10 Presidents’ Day Jokes)
Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie. (Top 10 Presidents’ Day Jokes)
What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?… Presidentures! (Top 10 Presidents’ Day Jokes)
What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?… George Washingtoon! (Top 10 Presidents’ Day Jokes)
How did George Washington speak to his army?…. In general terms! (Top 10 Presidents’ Day Jokes)
How do billboards talk?….Sign language!
Why did the tomato turn red?….It saw the salad dressing!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?….It let out a little wine!
I wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day, but I decided to jump on the band wagon.(Top 10 Leap Day Jokes)
What kind of music do you listen to on Leap Day?… Hip Hop. (Top 10 Leap Day Jokes)
Where do most people eat on Leap Day?… IHOP. (Top 10 Leap Day Jokes)
What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year.

March

What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Jokes)
March 2nd: 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there!
Can February, March? … No, but April, May! (Spring Jokes)
March 4th: National Pancake Day Jokes: Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped.
March 4th Exelauno Day: What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th!
March 4th Mardi Gras Jokes:
March 7th: National Cereal Day Jokes: Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
When is the best month to hold a protest?… March.
March 9th: National Meatball Day: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
March 10th: National Napping Day: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
Daylight Savings Jokes: What is a drill sergeant’s favorite month?… March.
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pirate Jokes)
March 14th: 101 Pi Day Jokes: Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.
March 15th Ides of March Jokes: How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Pizza from Little Caesars!
“I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!”
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter!
March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.
What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
March 20th: 1st Day of Spring: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes)
March 20th: World Frog Day: What is a frog’s favorite year?… A Leap Year.
Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the 1st day of Spring?
How excited was the gardener about spring?… So excited he wet his plants.
What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes)
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it!
March 27th Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
What is the #1 spring social event for college basketball players?… The Big Dance! (March Madness Jokes)
March 30th: National Doctors Day: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
March 30th: National Pencil Day: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point!
March 31st National Crayon Day: What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
March 31st National Prom Day: Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer at the prom?

April Jokes

April 1st: April Fool’s Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
April 2nd National Walking Day: Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.”
Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Why did the police officer go to the Opening Day baseball game?… Someone stole second base!
Final Four Jokes: Duke Basketball Jokes: Cooper Flagg is the Maine attraction of 2025 March Madness.
April 5th: National Burrito Day Jokes: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
Final Four Jokes: All the #1 seeds advance to the Final Four in 2025…. that is ONEderful. (#1 Duke, #1 Florida, #1 Houston, #1 Auburn)
What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
Masters Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played.
Masters Jokes: “If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.” Gary Player
Masters Jokes: What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole… Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course.
April 11th: National Pet Day Jokes: How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied!
April 12th National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day:
Masters Jokes: What is the #1 hole to have a cup of tea in golf?… Tea Olive, Hole #1 at Augusta National Golf Course.
2025 Masters Tournament Jokes:
April 15th: One Boston Day: Boston Jokes: Do you know what would be a great theme song for One Boston Day?… ONE by U2. Boston loves U2 and U2 loves Boston
Massachusetts Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims.
Texas Jokes: Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’
April 18th The Masters is sometimes falls on Good Friday… The most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner. April 18th: Anniversary Jokes
Good Friday Jokes: TGIF….Thank God It’s Good Friday…..Please Do.
April 20th: Easter Jokes: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
April 21st: Patriots’ Day Jokes: What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory
April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes: What makes the Earth so great?… It’s well-rounded.
Boston Marathon Jokes: 2025 Boston Marathon: Kenya believe Sharon Lokedi won her 1st Boston Marathon AND broke the course record by 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.”
Arbor Day Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Pirate Jokes)
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up!
What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
Massachusetts Jokes: If you’re wicked smaht… You go to Harvard!
Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in.

May Jokes

Spring Jokes
May 4th: May the 4th be with You
May 10th: Mothers’ Day Jokes
May 25th: Memorial Day Jokes

May Day Jokes: Did you hear Ted Danson AKA Sam “May Day” Malone is the spokesperson for May Day?
I asked my elementary principal when her birthday was and she said March 1st… I have been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me.
May 3rd: Kentucky Derby Jokes The Kentucky Derby is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
May 4th: May the 4th Be With You What a great week! May is the best month! May 3d is the Kentucky Derby. May the Fourth is Star Wars Day…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Sixth! All in the 1st week!
May 5th: Cinco De Mayo Jokes I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco De Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
May 5th: Revenge of the Fifth: How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?… Since the Sith Grade.
Nurses Week: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”
Nurses Week: Why do nurses go to art school?… In case they have to draw blood.
Kentucky Jokes: I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after high school graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was, “It’s on my bucket list.”
May 10th Mother’s Day Jokes: What did the digital clock say to its mother?… “Look, Ma! No hands!”
Massachusetts Jokes: What is the Pope’s state in America?… “Mass”achusetts.
Pope Jokes: What is the Pope’s favorite college in America?… “Mass” Maritime.
Pope Jokes: Pope Leo XIV is a Chicago Cubs fan… He hates the Cardinals.
Mailman Jokes: What did the envelope say to the stamp?… Stick with me, and we’ll go places!
May 15th Endangered Species Day: All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
May 15th Chocolate Chip Day: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds.Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best May jokes.
May 17th Preakness Stakes Jokes: In honor of the Preakness Stakes: Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
2025 Preakness Stakes Jokes: Who is a an English teacher’s favorite race horse of all time?… Journalism.
What’s Up Norm? Top 10 Lines From Norm Peterson: Coach:”What’s shaking, Norm?” Norm: “All four cheeks and a couple of chins.”
Lacrosse Jokes: Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the playground?… To get to the other slide.
Navy Jokes: Navy captain: “Change your course, 10 degrees W” Seaman 1st Class: “Change yours 10 degrees E” Navy captain annoyed: “I’m a Navy captain. Change your course.” Seaman 1st Class: “You must change your course, sir.” Navy captain: “I’m an aircraft carrier..” Seaman 1st Class: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
World Turtle Day: Turtle Jokes What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck Jokes for the Last Day of School:
School Sign on the Last Day of School: Dear Parents, Tag your it! Love the Teachers.
Lacrosse Jokes: Maryland Jokes: You’re from Maryland?… Please tell me all you know about lacrosse and crabs.
Indy 500 Jokes: What don’t Indianapolis 500 drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.
May 26th Memorial Day Jokes: A nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about Memorial Day Weekend. “We live in a great country. We should be happy that we are all free.” A little boy came walking up to her. He stood with his hands on his hips & said. . . .“I’m not free. I’m 4.” High School Graduation Jokes:
High School Graduation: where the tassel was worth the hassle!
Army Jokes: A recruiter asks an octopus if he wants to join the Army… The octopus says no thanks I’m army enough as it is.
Graduation Jokes:Duke Basketball Jokes: Duke graduates have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC graduates have trouble spelling “Smith.” (North Carolina Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
Prom Jokes: What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste!

bonus jokes

Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course. (Top 10 Star Wars Jokes)
What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie! (Top 10 Star Wars Jokes)
What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Star Wars Jokes)
What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Teach Like a Pirate is a great book for teachers!) (Top 10 Star Wars Jokes)

June Jokes

June 1st: 1st Day of Hurricane Season: Hurricanes are very… depressing.
What comes at the start of June?… J.
June 3rd National Egg Day: Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them.
June 4th National Cheese Day: What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss! (Cheese Jokes)
Alaska Jokes: Alaska has its own capital!… Did Juneau that?
Donut Jokes: Friday June 6th, 2025 National Donut Day. Hole-y Moley! That donut pun was a-glaze-ing! 🍩
June 7th, 2025 National Trails Day: Hiking Jokes: I just made a hiking playlist for National Trails Day! It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. (California Jokes / Music Jokes / Hiking Jokes / Peanut Jokes)
June 8th, 2025: World Ocean Day Ocean Jokes: Jaws Jokes: Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean. Year-round.
Who is June’s favorite TV mom?… Beaver’s Mom June Cleaver!
Why is a traffic light red?…You would be red too if you were changing in front of people all day. (180 School Jokes)
What do prisoners use to call each other?… Cell phones. (180 School Jokes)
Friday the 13th Jokes: Friday the 13th, June 2025: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
June 14th Flag Day Jokes: Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee.
June 15th Father’s Day Jokes Alaska Jokes: Dad: What’s the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don’t. That’s why I’m asking you.
When Flag Day follows Friday the 13th…. Should we raise a red flag?
June 17th Bunker Hill Day: What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?… The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA: Just remember, you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean.
Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round.
June 20th Summer Solstice: Well, today is gonna be a long day…… What with the summer solstice and all…..
Jaws Jokes: #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA There’s a little-known but foolproof defense against sharks… Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet.
Heat Wave Jokes: #1 Rap Concert for a Heat Wave?… Ice T & Ice Cube.
Arizona Jokes: So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks Satan for a blanket.
Heat Wave Jokes: How hot is it?… Hot water now comes out of both taps.
NBA Draft: 2025 NBA Draft: June 25th, 2025… Flagg Day in Newport, ME.
NBA Draft: June 25th, 2025…. Cooper Flagg was the Maine attraction at the 2025 NBA Draft.
Don’t Harper on it… the Spurs made a great choice at #2.
Heat Wave Jokes: How hot is it?… It is so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk.
What do you get from a pampered cow?… Spoiled milk. (180 School Jokes)
What comes at the end of June?… E.

July Jokes

July 1st Canada Day: How do the Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up!
July 1st National Postal Worker Day: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
July 4th: 4th Of July Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings.
July 5th: National Bikini Day Jokes: How do men exercise on the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini!
American Revolution Jokes: What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
Tea Jokes: America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the Boston Harbor!
Amazon Prime Day Jokes: Is it just me or is the 8th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
Amazon Prime Day Jokes: What numbers absolutely love “Amazon Prime Day?… 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, & 97 to name a few!
July 10th, 2025: Full Buck Moon: What Jersey should you wear to the Buck Moon?… Giannis Antetokounmpo “The Greek Freak!”
Amazon Prime Day Jokes: Who are the 1st five numbers to make a purchase on “Prime” Day?… 2,3,5,7,11.
Full Buck Moon: Oh deer… did you miss the Buck Full Moon.
July 13th, 1985: Music Jokes: What 1985 concert do all ghosts HATE?… Live Aid.
July 14th Bastille Day Jokes: I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution… But it didn’t really land…. I guess execution really is key!
Superman Jokes: Superman never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid…. he already had super vision.
July 16th National Hot Dog Day: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
Full Moon Jokes: What kind of underwear should you wear during a full moon?… Fruit of the Moon!
Canada Day Jokes: There are two seasons in Canada – winter and July. Hence the celebrations on July 1st.
July 20th – July 26th Shark Week Discovery Channel: I would like to see a Great White Shark before I die… Just not right before I die.
Shark Jokes: If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg!
Music Jokes: Psychology Jokes: What song is on every psychiatrist’s playlist?… Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne. RIP July 22, 2025
Shark Jokes: Why are some sharks hard to trust?… They tell Great White lies.
Shark Jokes: Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round.
Shark Jokes: How can you tell if two sharks are friends?… They act chummy with one another.
July 26th, 1775: American Revolution Jokes: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
Jaws Jokes: #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
Shark Jokes: What does a shark eat for dinner?… Fish and ships!
Pirate Jokes: What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR!
Watermelon Jokes: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon.
Why don’t firefighters get the Fourth of July off?… Because fire works.

August Jokes

Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best August knock knock jokes.
August 2nd National Ice Cream Sandwich Day: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream) sandwich.
August 2nd National Watermelon Day:
Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.” (Top Teacher Jokes)
What does a bee do when it is hot?… He takes off his yellow jacket.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?… A hot dog!
August 4th is Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes:
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Navy.
How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter!
What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?… Croak-o-cola.
August 9, 2025 Sturgeon Moon: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon on August 9, 2025.
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer.
What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish!
Why did the robot go on summer vacation?… He needed to recharge his batteries.
Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?… A fsh.
What did the bread do on vacation?… It loafed around.
How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?… They use bear conditioning!
Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog.
What did the ocean say to the shore?… Nothing it just waved.
What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer!

October Jokes

Who is the #1 Super Villain for October?… Doc Oct from Spiderman!
Music Jokes: What is a top U2 song for the fall?… October.
Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?… Rock- tober.
October 5th is World Teachers Day: What object is king of the classroom?…. The ruler!
October 6th: World Smile Day: Smile Jokes: When is the best time to go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30).
October 7th Harvest Moon Jokes: What is a top requested song for the Harvest Moopn?… Dancing in the Moonlight by King Harvest.
October 7th is National Taco Day: Taco Jokes: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese
National Tutoring Week: Hot Dog Jokes: Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor roll.
October 9th Leif Erikson Day: Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?… They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
Full Moon Jokes: Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full!
Top 10 Full Moon Jokes for Each Month: Music Jokes: Where does Neil Young put his ice cream?… On his harvest spoon.
October 12th: National Farmers’ Day: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries!
October 13th 250 US Navy Jokes: Navy captain: “Change your course, 10 degrees W” Seaman 1st Class: “Change yours 10 degrees E” Navy captain annoyed: “I’m a Navy captain. Change your course.” Seaman 1st Class: “You must change your course, sir.” Navy captain: “I’m an aircraft carrier..” Seaman 1st Class: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
Friday, October 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream!
Columbus Day Jokes: Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet!
October 16th: National Boss Day Jokes: The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and asked the threesome if they would like to each make a wish. The first secretary excitedly exclaimed, “I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island!” Immediately her wish was granted. The next secretary proclaimed, “I wish I was on a tour of France!” Immediately her wish too, was granted. Being that it was now his turn to make a wish the CEO exclaimed “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!”
October 17th: National Pasta Day: Spaghetti with meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA!
October 17th: National Chocolate Cupcake Day Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter!
Mole Day Jokes: Got Mole Problems?….. Call 602 – 1023!
Hiking Jokes: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills!
There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron.
If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
October 23rd: Mole Day Jokes! What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
October 24th:Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!
World Series Jokes: 2025 World Series: George Springer… hit an amazing dinger in Game 7 of the ALDS to lead the Blue Jays past the Seattle Mariners to advance to the World Series.
October 26th: National Pumpkin Day Jokes: The World’s Largest Pumpkin fell on a local woman today… Reports say she was squashed.
Homecoming Jokes & Navy Jokes: What branch of the military should you never ask to the homecoming dance?… The NAY vy!
October 31st: 101 Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer.
What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch.
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Pumpkin Jokes: In September, you pick me when I’m good and ready. In October, you cut me intentionally to make me look worse. In November, you trash me like you never knew me. What am I?… A Jack-o-Lantern for Halloween.

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