- Pi Day Jokes: What do you call an octopus which is missing 4 and 6/7 legs?… An octo-pi.
- What do you call 8 x 3.14?… Octopi.
- Shark Jokes: Why didn’t the shark want to fight the octopus?… Because he knew he was well-armed!
- Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?… Because the octopus was well armed!
- How do you know if an octopus is alive?… You check its octo-pulse!
- Why do sailors never play poker with squids?… They’re too good at hands.
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?… Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
