New England Jokes

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1. I fell in love with the foliage in New England… It really leaves a lasting impression!
2. New England Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” New England Resident: “No, not yet.”
3. New England Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” New England Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes)
4. An old Vermonter who lives right on the Massachusetts boundary has his land surveyed… After the survey was complete and the new map was made, it turned out that he had been living in Massachusetts all this time. “Good” said the old man. “I can’t take any more of those Vermont winters!”
5. Who stole the heart of Massachusetts?… Nan took it. (Nantucket)
6. An old resident if New Hampshire who lives right on the Massachusetts boundary has his land surveyed… After the survey was complete and the new map was made, it turned out that he had been living in Massachusetts all this time. “Good” said the old man. “I can’t take any more of those Vermont winters!”