New England Jokes

by | May 21, 2024 | Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best New England jokes.
  2. Dad, how do you win a Super Bowl without cheating?… I don’t know son, we are Patriots fans.
  3. Patriots fans are being charged more money for Super Bowl tickets… It’s because of inflation.
  4. New England Jokes: Tom Brady retired, but he does so as the GOAT, with 7 Super Bowls, but more importantly, he’s 5x better than Nickelback.… He’s a quarterback.
  5. Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl LV Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
  6. Super Bowl LIII: I guess the Rams ended the Super Bowl the way they ended the season… 13-3.
  7. New England Jokes: Super Bowl LIII Halftime Score: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0!
  8. Super Bowl Jokes: Tom Brady originally offered that MVP Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll… …However, Carroll said “No thanks! I’ll pass.”
  9. Super Bowl LI: You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North.
  10. How did the Seahawks feel after they lost the Super Bowl 24-6? “Deflated” “I’m just here so I don’t get fined”
  11. Wild Card Weekend 2026: What do Seinfeld fans and New England Patriots fans have in common?… They both love the Drake.
  12. Super Bowl LI: New England Jokes: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea!
  13. Super Bowl LIX: Washington Jokes: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.”
  14. What are the four seasons called in New England?… Almost winter, Winter, Still winter, and 3 months of bad sledding.
  15. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the 13 original colonies?
  16. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the 13 original states?
  17. What is the most popular band in New England?… The Four Seasons.
  18. I fell in love with the foliage in New England… It really leaves a lasting impression!
  19. The Patriots aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated.
  20. New England Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” New England Resident: “No, not yet.”
  21. New England Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” New England Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes)
  22. An old Vermonter who lives right on the Massachusetts boundary has his land surveyed… After the survey was complete and the new map was made, it turned out that he had been living in Massachusetts all this time. “Good” said the old man. “I can’t take any more of those Vermont winters!”
  23. Who stole the heart of Massachusetts?… Nan took it. (Nantucket)
  24. An old resident if New Hampshire who lives right on the Massachusetts boundary has his land surveyed… After the survey was complete and the new map was made, it turned out that he had been living in Massachusetts all this time. “Good” said the old man. “I can’t take any more of those Vermont winters!”