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- November Knock Knock Jokes:
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- November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best November jokes.
- November 2nd: Daylight Saving Time: Daylight Savings Jokes: I’m not so sure about this daylight savings time thing… I give it six months!
- World Series Jokes:: September 2025… I Mookie Betts the the Los Angeles Dodgers will THREE=peat as World Series Champions.
- November 3rd: National Sandwich Day Jokes Sandwich Jokes: Elementary School Jokes: To this day, the boy that used to bully me in elementary school still takes my lunch money… On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
- November 4th Election Day: Election Jokes: George Washington Jokes: “George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.” Author Unknown
- World Series Jokes: 2025 World Series: Will Daylight Savings be a factor?
- 2025 World Series: Why is game 7 of the October Classic being played on November 1st?
- November 10th (1775) Marine Jokes: I tried out for the Marines but fell just short of their requirements. So they put me in the Navy since I was a sub-marine.
- November 10th: Sesame Street Day Sesame Street Jokes: Math Jokes & Bastille Day Jokes: On the French version of “Sesame Street,” all the muppets turned out to say goodbye to the number zero… It was much adieu about nothing.
- November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: What’s a veteran’s favorite time of day?… 11:11 – always time to remember.
- November 11th: Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings.
- Beaver Moon Jokes: Dam… Is it the Beaver Full Moon again?
- November 14th: National Pickle Day Jokes: What happened if you put a Sesame Street character in a jar of brine?… Pickle Me Elmo.
- November 16th: National Fast Food Day Jokes: Fast Food Jokes: Oscar the Grouch was fired from McDonalds?… He refused to sell Happy Meals.
- Thanksgiving: Thanksgiving Jokes
- What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember
- November 2nd: How many seconds are there in one year?… 12 – January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
- November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Halloween jokes.
- Geography Jokes:
- Full Moon Jokes:
- Thanksgiving Jokes: Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving.
- Daylight Savings Jokes: 2025 World Series: Did you know that game 7 of the World Series, the October Classic, was decided in the 11th inning on November 2nd?
- What month should you never ask to borrow money from?… “NO” vember
- What month should you never ask on a date?… “NO” vember
- What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Daylight Saving Time Jokes: “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
- National Candy Day: What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Top College Jokes)
- Election Day Jokes: What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College.
- Top Veterans Day Jokes What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes & Top Arbor Day Jokes)
- Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Top Spring Jokes)
- Black Friday Jokes:What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
November 3rd: National Sandwich Day:
November 8th: Election Day: Presidential Election Jokes (Electoral College: Highest to Lowest / Top Social Studies Jokes / Top 500 U.S. Jokes):
- What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College.
- What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures! (Top President’s Day Jokes!)
- How did George Washington speak to during his 1st presidential campaign?…. In general terms.
- Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie.
- Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?… After a while, he took it for Grant-ed! (Civil War Jokes & U.S. History Jokes)
Veterans Day: Top Veterans Day Jokes
- What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes & Top Arbor Day Jokes)
- Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “ Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Top 40 4th of July Jokes)
- A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes)
- Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Flag Day Jokes)
- Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student:“Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes)
- What did one American flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
- What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
- What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British. (Top 40 4th of July Jokes)
- What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?… The Battle of Bonkers Hill. (Top 40 4th of July Jokes)
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Top Spring Jokes)
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock!
- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot!
- Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
- If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Day Jokes)
- Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
- Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken
- Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving (Top Halloween Jokes)
- How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?… It hugged the shore! (Top Geography Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?
- What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving “Black Friday”?… It matches the mood of all those unhappy shoppers. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- What’s the best part about Black Friday?… Resting on Saturday.
- Who profits the most on Black Friday?… The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.
- What was the horse looking for on Black Friday?… A Macintosh.
- What flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday?… Credit card payment slips!
- Which family usually spends the most on Black Friday?… The one who earns the least.
- Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday?… They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.
- What did Nala tell Simba subsequent to seeing a crowd of ladies on Black Friday?… You gotta Mufasa (move faster)
- What animal flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday?… Credit card payment vultures.
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Top Summer Jokes)
- What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone.
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch.
- What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm.
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes)
- What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Top Valentines Day Jokes)
- Why do trees hate tests? — Because they get stumped by the questions. (365 School Jokes)
- How do trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on. (Arbor Day Jokes)
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash.