1,001 Christmas Jokes

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December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Santa jokes.
Sesame Street Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite Sesame Street character?… Cookie Monster. After all, they have a lot in common.
Why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa?… He has a black belt AND… you will be put on the naughty list.
How much did Santa Claus pay for his sleigh?… Nothing at all. It was on the house.
Cookie Jokes: What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?… Santa’s burps!
Reindeer Jokes: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.”
Cereal Jokes: Why couldn’t Santa have cereal in the morning?… All of his bowls were filled with jelly.
What did Santa say when he returned home after delivering the gifts around the world?… There’s snow place like home.
What nationality is Santa Claus?… North Polish.
Why did Santa sleep in on December 26th?… Be-clause he was tired.
Dog Jokes: What is Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws.
Why is the alphabet in the North Pole different than the normal alphabet?… The North Pole’s alphabet has noel.
Which coffee shop do Santa’s reindeer frequent the most?… Star-bucks.
Where does Santa stay on vacation?… A ho-ho-hotel.
What is Santa’s least favorite insect?… A bah humbug.
What happened when Santa met Mrs. Claus for the first time?… It was love at frost sight.
Why does Santa use the chimney?… Because it soots him.
Where does Santa store his suit?… In a Claus-et.
Which month is the coldest at the North Pole?… Decembrrrrrr.
What did Santa and Mrs. Claus name their daughter?… Mary Christmas.
Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?… Dancer, of course.
What would Santa be called if he went down a chimney with the fire going?… Crisp Kringle.
What do you call Santa when he’s on break?… Santa pause.
What’s Santa’s favorite fast food restaurant?… Wendy’s. He loves a frosty.
Why did Santa go to the podiatrist?… Because he had mistletoes.
What kind of drink does Santa give to naughty girls and boys?… Coke a Coal-a.
Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill?… Jack Frost.
Who’s Santa’s favorite singer?… Elfish Presley.
Why did Santa and Mrs. Claus extend their garden?… They love to hoe hoe hoe.
What smells the most in Santa’s sleigh?… Santa’s nose.
What was Santa’s favorite subject in school?… Chemis-tree!
How do Santa’s clothes stay so clean?… He washes them with (Yule)Tide
What does Santa Claus use to clean his sleigh each year?… Comet.
How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?… His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
What is Santa’s primary language?… North Polish.
Why does Santa feel indebted to the elves?… Because he’s an elf-made man.
Whenever someone asks Santa for help with their Christmas tree, what does he say?… “Fir sure!
Where does Santa deposit his checks?… At a snowbank.
What do you call an elf who sings?… A wrapper.
What does Santa eat for dinner at the North Pole?… Chill-i.
Why is Santa Claus so bad at spelling?… He thinks there’s Noel.
What do Santa and Mrs. Claus play on game night?… Reindeer games.
What do retired Santa’s elves use to help them walk in the slippery snow?… Candy canes.
Why are elves such great motivational speakers?… They have plenty of elf-confidence.
What happened when Santa spilled ink on his outfit?… He had a blue Christmas.
What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?… Crisp Pringles!
How do you know when Santa’s around?… You can always sense his presents.
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?… He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
Why does Santa Claus use a GPS?… He doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.
What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?… Wrap!
What do Santa’s elves learn in school?… The elf-abet.
What’s the difference between a knight and Santa Claus?… One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?… Rude-olph.
Who automatically gets added to Santa’s nice list?… Anyone who cleans their chimney.
What breakfast do Santa and his wife like to eat together?… Mistle-toast.
What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?… Santa Klutz!
How does Santa keep from getting COVID each Christmas?… He uses hand Santa-tizer regularly.
What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?… Truth or deer.
Cookie Jokes: What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?… Santa’s farts!
Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?… Because it soots him.
What’s Santa’s favorite fruit?… (Sugar)plums.
Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?… She sleighs.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?… ‘Tis the season to be jelly.
What name does Santa use to check in at hotels on beach vacations?… Sandy Claus.
What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle?… It must have reindeer.
What does Rudolph want for Christmas?… A Pony sleigh station.
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?… You get tinsel-it is.
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?… The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Why did Santa take a nap?… Be-clause he was tired.
What do a Christmas tree farm and salon have in common?… Trimmings.
How do elves respond when Santa takes attendance?… “Present!”
How do elves respond when the teacher takes attendance?… “Present!”
What is Santa’s cat’s name?… Santa Paws.
What’s Santa’s favorite cereal?… Snow Flakes.
When Santa doesn’t want to do something, what does he say?… “Snow thanks!”
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Ice Crispies.
Who is never hungry at Christmas?… The turkey… he’s always stuffed.
What’s Santa’s favorite fruit?… (Sugar)plums.
What is Santa’s favorite kind of music?… Wrap.
What did Santa say to the Christmas tree?… You need to lighten up.
What do you call Santa’s helpers?… Subordinate Clauses.
What was wrong with the Grinch on Christmas?… He was feeling claus-trophobic.
How does Santa pay for his doctor visits?… With his elf care plan.
What goes “oh-oh-oh?”… Santa walking backward.
What kind of weather is Santa’s favorite?… Sweater weather
What was one of Santa’s helpers called who kept making toys for himself?… S-elf-ish.
What’s Santa’s favorite track and field event?… (North) pole-vaulting.
How did Santa respond when Mrs. Claus told him he had forgotten something from the store?… “But I checked the shopping list twice!”
What is Santa’s favorite show?… Prancing With the Stars.
Who automatically gets added to the naughty list?… A rebel without a clause.
Anytime something happens that Santa can’t believe, what does he say?… “That’s (chest)nuts!”
What does Santa say on the night of Christmas Eve?… “Time to hit the sack!”
Why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa?… He has a black belt.
Why did Santa Claus join Instagram?… Because he wanted online presents.
When someone delivers a package to Santa, what do they do?… Ring the (jingle) bell.
What’s Santa’s go-to doughnut order?… A jolly-filled doughnut.
What do Santa’s elves use to help them walk in the slippery snow?… Candy canes.
Why was Santa having money problems?… He was nickel-less.
What did Santa buy Mrs. Claus for Christmas?… An elf-cleaning oven.
What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa on his birthday?… “Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
What does Santa pack when he goes on a tropical getaway?… A red suit.
Why did Santa fail his science class?… He didn’t understand clause and effect.
Why did Santa fail his history class?… He didn’t understand clause and effect.
Why did Santa fail his social studies class?… He didn’t understand clause and effect.
What’s Santa’s favorite kind of roll?… Carols.
Why does Mrs. Claus love the Christmas season?… It makes her feel so Santa-mental.
What’s Santa’s go-to fast food order?… A frosty.
What did the elves call Santa when he accidentally stepped on a bag of cashews?… A nutcracker.
What do a tree farm and salon have in common?… Trimmings.
How does Santa keep from getting sick each Christmas?… He uses hand Santa-tizer regularly.
What did the ocean say when Santa flew over it?… Nothing, it just waved.
What kind of bread did Santa make?… Gingerbread.
Does Santa believe in fate?… Yep, he thinks whatever happens is (orna)meant to be.
What do you call a Santa who doesn’t wear underwear?… St. Knickerless
What do you call a fake Santa?… A faux Claus.
Why do Santa’s reindeer fly on Christmas Eve?… Because it’s too far to walk.
Why don’t Santa’s elves share?… Because they’re elfish.
Where can you find Santa’s reindeer?… It depends on where you left them.
Which candy does Santa Claus love most?… Jolly Ranchers.
What does Santa say on the night of Christmas?… “Time to hit the sack!”
What kind of bread did Santa make during quarantine?… Gingerbread.
Why do Santa’s reindeer fly on Christmas?… Because it’s too far to walk.
Why did Santa Claus join TikTok?… Because he wanted online presents.
December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best North Pole jokes.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Santa Jokes!
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas?… He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?… A Christmas quacker.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have this many Santa Jokes?

December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the Top 142 Grinch jokes.
December Knock Knock Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there!
Music Jokes: What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who.
Music Jokes: Top classic rock band in Whoville… The Guess Who.
Classic Rock band NOT on the Grinch’s playlist… The Guess Who.
Movie Jokes: Where does the Grinch go to watch Christmas Movies?… The IMAX!
Movie Jokes: The reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad. 1 reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile. 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile.
Does the Grinch use the metric system?… No, he measures everything in grinches.
Hiking Jokes: How does the Grinch climb Mt. Crumpit?… grinch by grinch.
How did the Grinch get home from the Christmas party?… He took a Who-ber.
Police Jokes: What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot Chocolate.
Lawyer Jokes: Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause.
Dog Jokes: What one thing became more clear as you got older?… Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.
Math Jokes: How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?… He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
Psychology Jokes: Why was the Grinch afraid of Santa Claus?… He was Claustrophobic.
Why is the Grinch such a good gardener?… He has a green thumb.
Egg Jokes: What is the Grinch’s favorite breakfast dish?… Green Eggs and Ham!
Grammar Jokes: What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?… The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally!
How fast did the Grinch’s sleigh go?… Max speed!
December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mean, green character who stole Christmas.
December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the author of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas?”
Music Jokes: What is the Grinch’s least favorite rap group?… Who-Tang Clan.
Christmas Tree Jokes: How does the Grinch measure Christmas Trees?… In grinches.
Crayon Jokes: Why does the Grinch hate Christmas?… Because it makes him green with envy!
Ice Cream Jokes: What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream!
What’s the difference between Batman and the Grinch?… Batman can go into Whoville without Robin!
Police Jokes: What does the Grinch see with?… Burglarize!
Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado.
Disney Jokes: Who is the Grinch’s favorite character in Snow White?… Grumpy!
Bird Jokes: Why can’t the Grinch get down from Mount Crumpit?… You can only get down from birds!
Police Jokes: What do people say when they hear the Grinch stealing from them?… Who goes there?
What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green Eggs and Hamlet.
What does the Grinch do after he returns the toys to Whoville?… He carves the Roast Beast.
Why is it so hard to miss the Grinch on Christmas?… He has all the presence!
What’s the Grinch’s favorite board game?… Mean-opoly!
December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Grinch?
Why did the Grinch not steal any kitchen utensils?… He decided it wasn’t worth the whisk!
Hiking Jokes: How did the city folk in Whoville refer to the Grinch?… As a Hill-Bully.
What did Mr. Turkey say to the Grinch?… We would like to hire you to steal.
December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Grinch’s dog?
Grinch Pick-up Line: Can I take you out?… It’d really make my heart grow three sizes!
Why did the Grinch go down the chimney?… Because it sooted him!
What happened when the Grinch went to the flea circus?… He stole the show!
What did the Grinch say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?… I did it for the Monet!
Grinch Pick-up Line: You’re as irresistible as roast beast on Christmas Day!
Lawyer Jokes: Why is the Grinch seeking out a contract lawyer?… To help get rid of the Santa Clauses.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what was the last thing the Grinch took from the house?… The log for their fire!
Grinch Pun: Call me the Grinch because I’m stealing kisses under the mistletoe.
Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?… To find some Christmas spirit.
I’m throwing a hobbit party to watch the Grinch… It’s just a little get-together.
Why did the Grinch get a burglar alarm?… Because he needs to get up on time!
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Grinch knock-knock joke?
Where does the Grinch keep his money?… In a snow bank.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what the the Grinch has in his soul?
I told my wife that I thought that the Grinch’s voice was a little strange… But the wife said “Who?”
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who gets the first slice of the Roast Beast?… Max.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June.. June Who?… June know the mean, green character who stole Christmas.
How much did the Grinch’s heart grow that day?… 3 sizes!
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when the Grinch cleaned out the icebox. He even took the last can of what?… Who-hash!
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how the Grinch makes Max look like a reindeer?
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how long has the Grinch hated Christmas?… Fifty-three years.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mountain where the Grinch lived?
Christmas Eve Jokes: Grinch Pun: That gift really took me by surprise… just like the Grinch on Christmas Eve.
Hiking Jokes: Grinch Pickup Line: Are we at Mount Crumpit?… Because my feelings for you are climbing high!
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the actor who played the Grinch in the 2000 movie?
I’m waiting for Spider Man to come over to watch the Grinch… He said he’s swing by soon.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Grinch knock knock jokes?
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the town the Who’s live in?
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the town the Grinch steals Christmas from?
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when stealing a Christmas tree, the Grinch was caught in the act by a small Who (not more than two!)…what was her name?… Cindy-Lou Who
Psychology Jokes: Why did the Grinch go to therapy?… He needed help with his inner elf.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how does the Grinch know that Christmas has come in spite of his interference?… He hears singing.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where does the Grinch have termites?… In his smile.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Who voiced the Grinch in the original TV special?… Boris Karloff.
Music Jokes: How did the Grinch know that he hadn’t stopped Christmas?… The Who’s were singing. Without presents at all!
Grinch Pun: Don’t be such a Grinch… spread some Christmas cheer!
Black Friday Jokes: Grinch Pun: Christmas shopping?… It’s all about the “who” in Whoville.
Grinch Pick-up Line: Is your name Cindy Lou Who?… Because you’ve stolen my heart.
Grinch Pick-up Line: My love for you is bigger than the Grinch’s hate for Christmas.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what the Grinch said when he was taking the Christmas tree?… “Why, my sweet little tot,” the fake Santy Claus lied, “There’s a light on this tree that won’t light on one side. “So I’m taking it home to my workshop, my dear. “I’ll fix it up there. Then I’ll bring it back here.”
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the most likely reason that the Grinch hated Christmas?… (His heart was two sizes too small)
Reindeer Jokes: “If I can’t find a reindeer, I’ll make one instead!” What was the Grinch’s dog’s name?… Max
Hiking Jokes: How does the Grinch measure Christmas Mt. Krumpit?… In grinches.
Knock knock… Who’s there?… That’s right, the who’s are here!
Why was the Grinch so bad at playing Crazy 8’s?… He was green (he never played before).
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the director of the Grinch 2000 movie?
Grinch Pickup Line: You must be the reason my heart grew three sizes today.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who wrote the book that inspired the Grinch?… Dr. Seuss.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who does the Grinch dress up as before he steals all of Whoville’s Christmas trees, presents, and food?… Santa Claus.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how old was Cindy Lou Who?… No more than Two.
Although the Grinch disliked many things about Christmas, what was the one the one thing he liked least of all?… Every Who down in Who-ville would start singing.
Grinch Pickup Line: Let’s make like the Grinch and steal some hearts this season.
Grinch Pun: You’re so sweet… even the Grinch couldn’t resist you.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Who voiced the Grinch in the original TV special?… Boris Karloff.
Bee Jokes: No one at the Grinch viewing party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself… but he just kept droning on.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who played Betty Lou in the movie the Grinch Who?… Molly Shannon.
Grinch Pun: If I had a nickel for every time someone said “Bah Humbug,” I’d buy myself something nice.
Grinch Pickup Line: Are you a Christmas gift?… Because you’ve got me all wrapped up.
Grinch Pickup Line:Who needs mistletoe when you’ve got charm like mine?
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when the Grinch ransacked Who-ville, what was “the first thing to go!”… These stockings!
Why did the elf look so mad?… He had a resting Grinch face.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: You’re as cuddly as a cactus… but still my favorite.
Grinch Pun: I’m feeling a bit green around the holidays.
Grinch Pun:My heart grew three sizes after that compliment.
Grinch Pun:Let’s make this season bright and not just “Grinchy.”
Grinch Pun: I’m dreaming of a green Christmas… no snow allowed!
Grinch Pun: I tried to be festive… but it felt more like a Grinchmas party instead.
Grinch Pun: This year, let’s deck the halls without being too Scrooge-like. Even if you’re grumpy, there’s always room for gingerbread cookies!
Grinch Pun: When life gives you lemons, turn them into holiday decorations!
Grinch Pun: You’ve got me feeling more festive than Whoville on Christmas morning!
Grinch Pun: If loving you is wrong, then I don’t want to be right—just ask the Grinch!
Grinch Pun: You light up my life brighter than any Who-ville tree could shine.
Grinch Pun: Your smile makes even Mr. Grinch feel warm inside.
Grinch Pun: Just like the Grinch, I’ve been naughty—but only in thoughts of you!
Grinch Pun: My heart races faster than Max chasing after that sleigh when you’re near.
Grinch Pun: Let’s get together and spread some cheer like they do in Whoville!
Grinch Pun: Even if it snows, nothing can chill these feelings I have for you!
Grinch Pun: You’re sweeter than a plate full of Who-pudding!
How does the Grinch descend Mt. Crumpit?… Grinch by grinch.
How does the Grinch complete a marathon?… Grinch by grinch.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who pulls the Grinch’s sleigh?… The Grinch’s dog, Max.
How did the Grinch get home from the Christmas Eve party?… He took a Who-ber.
Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over to watch the Grinch?… They are too eccentric!
Grinch Pun: The only thing colder than winter is my attitude toward fruitcake.
How does the Grinch get to Whoville?… Grinch by grinch.
What is the Grinch’s least music rap group?… Who-Tang Clan.
Why do you never want to invite a tree to your house to watch the Grinch?… Because they never leaf when you want them to.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to watch the Grinch?… It’s cool!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Grinch lives?… (Just North of Who-Ville)
Why was the Grinch invited to the Halloween costume party?… They thought he was a giant avocado.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how many sizes did the Grinch’s heart grow that day?… Three.
What is the Grinch’s favorite holiday?… Grinchmas!
What is the Grinch’s least favorite music group?… Who-Tang Clan.
Grinch Pun: I’m just a little green with envy for your holiday spirit.
How does the Grinch measure Christmas wreaths?… In grinches.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what does the Grinch take the last can of?… Who Hash.
Grinch Pun: Every time I hear carolers, I think they should stick to their day jobs!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Which TV network originally aired How the Grinch Stole Christmas?… CBS.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what is the real name of the author who wrote the book?… Dr. Theodore Seuss Geisel
How did the Grinch get home from the New Year’s Eve party?… He took a Who-ber.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me why did Grinch steal any vegetables from Whoville?… Because no one will carrot all if they were gone.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what’s the Grinch’s favorite song?… Tresspacito!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me ho was the costume designer for the 2000s movie adaptation?… Rita Ryack.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have this many Grinch Jokes?

Christmas Tree Jokes

Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Christmas Tree jokes.
Basketball Jokes for Christmas: What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
Music Jokes: What is the #1 requested Christmas Tree song by the Vince Guaraldi Trio?… “O Tannenbaum (O Christmas Tree)”
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?… It needed to be trimmed.
Grinch Jokes: How does the Grinch measure Christmas Trees?… In grinches.
Reindeer Jokes: What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?… Horn-aments.
Did you hear the joke about the Christmas Tree?… It is really sappy!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of National Christmas Tree Day?
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?… “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?”
Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?… They are always dropping their needles.
How did the Christmas tree get in trouble?… It was knotty.
My Dad was a Christmas tree salesman…. Before he started work he always got himself spruced up.
What’s another name for an artificial Christmas Tree?… Faux fir.
How do Christmas trees get their email?… They log-on.
Where do young trees learn to become Christmas trees?… In elementree school.
Why are Christmas trees more noticeable on Christmas?… They have more presence.
What month do Christmas trees hate most?… Sep-timber!
How did the two rival Christmas trees get along?… They signed a peace tree-ty.
Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite rock band?… Spruce Springsteen & the Tree Street Band.
What did one Christmas tree decoration say to the other?… Let’s hang out!
Why does a fully decorated Christmas Tree weigh less than a non decorated one?… Because it’s lighter.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Candy.… Candy who?… Candy canes hanging on the Christmas tree.
Why do Christmas trees make such wonderful pets?… They have a great bark, but wooden bite.
How can you identify a Christmas tree?… By its bark!
Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for Christmas trees?… Montreeal.
How can Christmas trees grow so big?… When they get enough rein, deer.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?… It needed a root canal.
Why don’t Christmas trees every pollute?… They are ever green.
What was the fitness trainer best at during the Christmas season?… Trimming the tree!
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?… He was hooked on trees his whole life.
Why did the Christmas tree get in trouble with the umpire?… Too much pine tar on his bat!
Why do Christmas Trees have trouble sewing?… They can’t stop dropping their needles!
What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you.
What do a Christmas Tree an out-going president have in common?… Both will be out in January.
Where would you find a Christmas tree?… Between a Christmas two and a Christmas four!
What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints.
What kind of coats do Christmas trees wear?… Fir.
What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?… Tinsel-itis!
A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.
What city did the Christmas tree want to move to?… Garland.
What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties?… Fir he’s a jolly good fellow, fir he’s a jolly good fellow.
Why didn’t the Christmas tree perform well on it’s algebra test?… It got stumped by the problems.
Which former president planted the most Christmas trees?… Wood-row Wilson!
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Dishes… Dishes who?… Dish is a nice place to put a Christmas tree.
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?… Because the present’s beneath them.
What happens to Christmas trees on Valentine’s Day?… They get all sappy.
What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?… The Captain’s log.
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape?… A treeangle.
What did the Balsam Fir say when he was picked up from the tree farm?… Christmas be my lucky day!
Why did the Christmas tree book an appointment at the hair salon?… For a trim.
What do scientists decorate at Christmas?… A chemis-tree!
Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pudding… Pudding who?… Pudding up the Christmas tree!
What did Santa say to the elves about their tree-decorating skills?… You need to spruce it up!
Why did the Christmas tree visit the hospital?… Because it was feeling green.
Who’s a Christmas tree’s favorite action-hero actor?… Spruce Willis.
Why did the Christmas tree apply for a new job?… It wanted to branch out.
What did the Christmas tree do after it’s bank closed?… It started his own branch.
Why did the Christmas tree go to decorating school?… So it could spruce up the forest.
How can you get down from a Christmas tree?… You can’t… down comes from ducks.
Why can’t Christmas trees sew?… They always drop their needles.
Why was the Christmas tree’s friend so sad?… It was a weeping willow.
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite subject in high school?… Treegonometree.
What gets one year older when it rings?… A Christmas tree.
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?… “Quit hanging around.”
What do you call a Christmas tree in a bad mood? A sour-fir. What did the Christmas tree say when it started sound-sleeping?… “I’m pine-ing for rest.”
Why are Christmas trees bad at telling jokes?… Their punchlines fall flat.
Why did the ornament fall off the tree?… It couldn’t hang.
Why did the Christmas tree go to therapy?… It had too many needles on its conscience.
Why was the Christmas tree bad at driving?… It kept barking up the wrong side of the road.
Why did the Christmas tree get promoted?… It had great roots in the company.
How did the Christmas tree do in the talent show?…. It sleighed the audience.
What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite workout?… Plank pose.
How many Christmas trees can you plant in the ground?… All of them.
What do Christmas trees get when they go numb?… Pines and needles!
Why didn’t the Christmas tree perform well on its algebra test?… It got stumped by all the questions!
What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree?… Christmas chopping!
What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?… A pineApple!
What did one Christmas tree say to another?… Lighten up!
Why do Christmas trees make such great receivers in football?… They have sticky fingers.
Which type of Christmas tree is green, has a trunk and leaves?… A Christmas tree going on vacation.
What do ornaments do on Christmas trees…. Not much, they just hang out.
Which month of the year don’t Christmas trees like?… Sep-timber.
How did the boy cut down the Christmas tree without going near it?… He saw it with his own two eyes.
Why was the Christmas tree hosting the awards show?… He really knew how to present.
How are Christmas trees like blockbuster movies?… They both have stars.
What did the Jedi say to the Christmas tree?… May the forest be with you.
What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?… Been nice gnawing you.
What is the most frustrating thing about being a Christmas tree?… Having so many limbs and not being able to walk.
How can you tell if you have a girl Christmas tree?… Look for the tree skirt.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Angel… Angel who?… Angel on top of my Christmas tree.
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Atch… Atch who?… Bless you – are you allergic to Christmas trees?
How was the Christmas tree like a clumsy seamstress?… They both drop needles.
What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?… Pineapple.
Why are there so many Christmas trees at the North Pole…. BeClaus, why not?
What’s as big as a Christmas tree but is lighter than a feather?… It’s shadow.
How many Christmas trees can you plant on an empty farm?… One, because then the farm isn’t empty anymore.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?… It was feeling green.
What do Christmas tree’s wear at the pool?… Swim trunks.
How do Christmas trees make their feeling heard?… They O-pine.
Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?… Because a Christmas tree doesn’t have legs.
How many pine cones grow on a Christmas tree?… All of them.
What looks like half a Christmas tree?… The other half.
What do you call it when Christmas tree’s boycott something?… A Christmas tree stand.
Which side of a Christmas tree has the most needles?… The outside.
Why did the boy put ice cream under the Christmas tree?… To go with the pine cones.
Music Jokes: What is the #1 requested Christmas Tree song?… “O Tannenbaum (O Christmas Tree)”
Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite rock singer?… Spruce Springsteen.
What was Santa’s favorite subject at school?… Chemist-tree.
Reindeer Jokes: How do you turn a Christmas tree into a reindeer?… You put on HORNaments!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?… Frostbite.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have this many Grinch Jokes?

December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Christmas jokes.
Music Jokes: What is the best Christmas present in the world?…. A broken drum, you can’t beat it!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
Psychology Jokes: Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist?… He no longer believed in himself.
The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!”
Grandparent Jokes: My grandparents go to church with me for Christmas Mass. Halfway through the service, Grandpa leans over and whispers Nana “I’ve just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” Nana replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”
How does Santa pay the elves?… Jingle bills!
Wizard of Oz Jokes: Who visits the Munchkins on Christmas?… The Wizard of Claus.
Christmas Wreath Jokes: Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin.
2024 NBA Finals: What is Derrick White’s favorite Christmas song?… All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Jaws Jokes: Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?… Santa Jaws!
Psychology Jokes: What do you call a student who is afraid of Santa Claus?…. Claustrophobic.
Lord of the Rings Jokes: I’m going to a Lord of the Rings themed Xmas party… I’m going to eat and be Merry!
New York Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Irish band that sings the Fairy Tale of New York?… The Pogues.
New York Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the New York Christmas song by the Pogues?… The Fairy Tale of New York.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most popular Bruce Springsteen Christmas songs?
Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?… Because he went down in history.
Hockey Jokes: Last Christmas my parents got me a pair of flip flops with matchbox cars glued to the bottom… Cheap Skates.
Brownie Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Christmas!
Thanksgiving Jokes: What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham?… It’s nice to meat you!
Lord of the Rings Jokes: I’m throwing a hobbit Christmas party… It’s just a little get-together!
Cookie Jokes: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy.
What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel)
Navy Jokes: What do you get when you cross a sheep, a warship, and a father?… A fleece navy dad.
Snowman Jokes: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite
Cookie Jokes: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?…A cookie sheet!
Snow Jokes: Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank.
If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile Toe.
Psychology Jokes: What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?… Claustrophobic.
Elves use what kind of money?… Jingle bills!
What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?… Welfy
Reindeer Jokes: Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?… ”Re-tail” store.
Reindeer Jokes: Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?… Comet!
Reindeer Jokes: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-”deer”!
Music Jokes: Which elf was the best singer?… ELFis Presley.
Why the turkey was asked to join the band by elves?… because he had the drum sticks!
Snowman Jokes: What is for lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen?… Icebergers!
Snowman Jokes: How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle!
Snowman Jokes: How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
Snowman Jokes: What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
Snowman Jokes: What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash!
Snowman Jokes: Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank.
Psychology Jokes: What do call a tutor who is afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic.
Psychology Jokes: What do call a teacher who is afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic.
Christmas Eve Jokes: What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?… Halo there!
Police Jokes: If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then you would get what?… Santa Clues!
Cereal Jokes: What is the snowman’s breakfast?…Frosted flakes!
Snowman Jokes: Where the snowman does dances on?… A snow ball!
Snowman Jokes: What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?…Ice caps.
When Santa doesn’t move then what he should be called?… Santa Pause.
World Geography Jokes: How do sheep in Mexico greet Merry Christmas?… Fleece Navidad!
Music Jokes: What kind of music does elves like best?… ”Wrap” music!
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?… A merry Christmas to ewe.
Christmas Eve Jokes: What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?… Black mail!
How do elves greet each other?… “Small world, isn’t it?”
What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet!
World Geography Jokes: What nationality is Santa?… North Polish!
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?… Crisp Cringle!
Ghost Jokes: What did the ghost say to Santa?… We’ll have a boo Christmas without you!
Cat Jokes: What do you call a cat at the beach during Christmastime?… Sandy Claws!
Cereal Jokes: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes!
Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem!
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?… Ribbon Hood
Christmas Eve Jokes: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?… It’s Christmas, Eve!
December Jokes: What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D!”
Cat Jokes: Who delivers cat’s Christmas presents?… Santa Paws!
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?… Because it soots him!
Snowman Jokes: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?…Chill out.
Teacher Jokes for December: What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell.
Reindeer Jokes: Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Olive…Olive, who?…Olive the other reindeer.
Book Jokes: A Christmas book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.
Snowman Jokes: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots?
Snow Jokes: Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snow business like show business!
Grandparent Jokes: A kids grandparents visit over the holidays go to church for Christmas Mass. Halfway through the service, the grandpa leans over and whispers in his wife’s ear, “I’ve just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” The Grandma replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”
Knock Knock…Who’s there?…Avery…Avery who?…Avery merry Christmas!
Knock Knock…Who’s there?…Mary… Mary who?… Mary Christmas!
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?… Because the angel had said, “No L!”
Labor Day Jokes: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?… You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Reindeer Jokes: What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you!
Reindeer Jokes: Why is a reindeer like a gossip?… Because they are both tail bearers!
Reindeer Jokes: Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?… Because they would look silly in plastic macs!
Reindeer Jokes: How do you make a slow reindeer fast?… Don’t feed it!
Reindeer Jokes: Where do you find reindeer?… It depends on where you leave them!
Snowman Jokes: What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder!
What’s an ig?… An eskimo’s home without a loo!
Snow Jokes: What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
Snowman Jokes: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?… You wake up wet!
Snowman Jokes: What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?… Frost bite!
Cow Jokes: How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo!
Snow Jokes: What’s white and goes up?… A confused snowflake!
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?… A Christmas Quacker!
Reindeer Jokes: Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!
Cow Jokes: What do cows say at Christmas?… MOOey Christmas!
Christmas Tree Jokes: Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?… They are always dropping their needles.
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?… Because of all the wrapping!
What goes in a chimney red and comes out of it black?… Santa Claus.
Music Jokes: What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?… Christmas Corals!
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Christmas Jokes?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Christmas Jokes?
Cookie Jokes: What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?… Santa’s burps!
Cookie Jokes: What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?… Santa’s farts!
Music Jokes: What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?… Silent Night.
Snowman Jokes: What do you call a snowman in the summer?… A puddle!
Reindeer Jokes: What does Santa clean his sleigh with?… Comet.
Snowman Jokes: What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?… An ice burger with chili sauce.
Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt!
Why did the candy cane cross the road?… Because it wanted to get a licking!
What kind of bug hates Christmas?… A humbug.
World Geography Jokes: What two countries should the chef use when he’s making Christmas dinner?… Turkey and Greece.
Jaws Jokes: Who gives presents to baby sharks?… Santa Jaws.
What’s white, red and blue at Christmas time?… A sad candy cane!
Doctor Jokes: What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?… Tinsilitis!
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.”
Christmas Tree Jokes: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?… “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?”
What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?… Jungle bells, Jungle bells…
What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?… Krisp Cringle.
Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas party?… It was a BANG!
Christmas Tree Jokes: What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?… Pineapple.
What is the cleanest reindeer called?… Comet.
How do you know when Santa’s in the room?… You can sense his presents.
Christmas Eve Jokes: What comes before Christmas Eve?… Christmas Adam!
Teacher Jokes for December: Why did Jimmy’s grades drop after the holidays?… Because everything was marked down!
Snow Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there? … Snow… Snow who? …. Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Knock knock…Who’s there?… Irish... Irish who? … Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Knock knock... Who’s there? … Mary and Abbey... Mary and Abbey who? … Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Christmas Tree Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Christmas Tree jokes.
Basketball Jokes for Christmas: What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
Music Jokes: What is the #1 requested Christmas Tree song by the Vince Guaraldi Trio?… “O Tannenbaum (O Christmas Tree)”
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?… It needed to be trimmed.
Grinch Jokes: How does the Grinch measure Christmas Trees?… In grinches.
Reindeer Jokes: What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?… Horn-aments.
Did you hear the joke about the Christmas Tree?… It is really sappy!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of National Christmas Tree Day?
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?… “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?”
Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?… They are always dropping their needles.
How did the Christmas tree get in trouble?… It was knotty.
My Dad was a Christmas tree salesman…. Before he started work he always got himself spruced up.
What’s another name for an artificial Christmas Tree?… Faux fir.
How do Christmas trees get their email?… They log-on.
Where do young trees learn to become Christmas trees?… In elementree school.
Why are Christmas trees more noticeable on Christmas?… They have more presence.
What month do Christmas trees hate most?… Sep-timber!
How did the two rival Christmas trees get along?… They signed a peace tree-ty.
Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite rock band?… Spruce Springsteen & the Tree Street Band.
What did one Christmas tree decoration say to the other?… Let’s hang out!
Why does a fully decorated Christmas Tree weigh less than a non decorated one?… Because it’s lighter.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Candy.… Candy who?… Candy canes hanging on the Christmas tree.
Why do Christmas trees make such wonderful pets?… They have a great bark, but wooden bite.
How can you identify a Christmas tree?… By its bark!
Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for Christmas trees?… Montreeal.
How can Christmas trees grow so big?… When they get enough rein, deer.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?… It needed a root canal.
Why don’t Christmas trees every pollute?… They are ever green.
What was the fitness trainer best at during the Christmas season?… Trimming the tree!
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?… He was hooked on trees his whole life.
Why did the Christmas tree get in trouble with the umpire?… Too much pine tar on his bat!
Why do Christmas Trees have trouble sewing?… They can’t stop dropping their needles!
What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you.
What do a Christmas Tree an out-going president have in common?… Both will be out in January.
Where would you find a Christmas tree?… Between a Christmas two and a Christmas four!
What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints.
What kind of coats do Christmas trees wear?… Fir.
What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?… Tinsel-itis!
A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.
What city did the Christmas tree want to move to?… Garland.
What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties?… Fir he’s a jolly good fellow, fir he’s a jolly good fellow.
Why didn’t the Christmas tree perform well on it’s algebra test?… It got stumped by the problems.
Which former president planted the most Christmas trees?… Wood-row Wilson!
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Dishes… Dishes who?… Dish is a nice place to put a Christmas tree.
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?… Because the present’s beneath them.
What happens to Christmas trees on Valentine’s Day?… They get all sappy.
What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?… The Captain’s log.
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape?… A treeangle.
What did the Balsam Fir say when he was picked up from the tree farm?… Christmas be my lucky day!
Why did the Christmas tree book an appointment at the hair salon?… For a trim.
What do scientists decorate at Christmas?… A chemis-tree!
Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pudding… Pudding who?… Pudding up the Christmas tree!
What did Santa say to the elves about their tree-decorating skills?… You need to spruce it up!
Why did the Christmas tree visit the hospital?… Because it was feeling green.
Who’s a Christmas tree’s favorite action-hero actor?… Spruce Willis.
Why did the Christmas tree apply for a new job?… It wanted to branch out.
What did the Christmas tree do after it’s bank closed?… It started his own branch.
Why did the Christmas tree go to decorating school?… So it could spruce up the forest.
How can you get down from a Christmas tree?… You can’t… down comes from ducks.
Why can’t Christmas trees sew?… They always drop their needles.
Why was the Christmas tree’s friend so sad?… It was a weeping willow.
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite subject in high school?… Treegonometree.
What gets one year older when it rings?… A Christmas tree.
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?… “Quit hanging around.”
What do you call a Christmas tree in a bad mood? A sour-fir. What did the Christmas tree say when it started sound-sleeping?… “I’m pine-ing for rest.”
Why are Christmas trees bad at telling jokes?… Their punchlines fall flat.
Why did the ornament fall off the tree?… It couldn’t hang.
Why did the Christmas tree go to therapy?… It had too many needles on its conscience.
Why was the Christmas tree bad at driving?… It kept barking up the wrong side of the road.
Why did the Christmas tree get promoted?… It had great roots in the company.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have 200 Christmas Jokes?
How did the Christmas tree do in the talent show?…. It sleighed the audience.
What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite workout?… Plank pose.
How many Christmas trees can you plant in the ground?… All of them.
What do Christmas trees get when they go numb?… Pines and needles!
Why didn’t the Christmas tree perform well on its algebra test?… It got stumped by all the questions!
What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree?… Christmas chopping!
What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?… A pineApple!
What did one Christmas tree say to another?… Lighten up!
Why do Christmas trees make such great receivers in football?… They have sticky fingers.
Which type of Christmas tree is green, has a trunk and leaves?… A Christmas tree going on vacation.
What do ornaments do on Christmas trees…. Not much, they just hang out.
Which month of the year don’t Christmas trees like?… Sep-timber.
How did the boy cut down the Christmas tree without going near it?… He saw it with his own two eyes.
Why was the Christmas tree hosting the awards show?… He really knew how to present.
How are Christmas trees like blockbuster movies?… They both have stars.
What did the Jedi say to the Christmas tree?… May the forest be with you.
What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?… Been nice gnawing you.
What is the most frustrating thing about being a Christmas tree?… Having so many limbs and not being able to walk.
How can you tell if you have a girl Christmas tree?… Look for the tree skirt.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Angel… Angel who?… Angel on top of my Christmas tree.
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Atch… Atch who?… Bless you – are you allergic to Christmas trees?
How was the Christmas tree like a clumsy seamstress?… They both drop needles.
What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?… Pineapple.
Why are there so many Christmas trees at the North Pole…. BeClaus, why not?
What’s as big as a Christmas tree but is lighter than a feather?… It’s shadow.
How many Christmas trees can you plant on an empty farm?… One, because then the farm isn’t empty anymore.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?… It was feeling green.
What do Christmas tree’s wear at the pool?… Swim trunks.
How do Christmas trees make their feeling heard?… They O-pine.
Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?… Because a Christmas tree doesn’t have legs.
How many pine cones grow on a Christmas tree?… All of them.
What looks like half a Christmas tree?… The other half.
What do you call it when Christmas tree’s boycott something?… A Christmas tree stand.
Which side of a Christmas tree has the most needles?… The outside.
Why did the boy put ice cream under the Christmas tree?… To go with the pine cones.
Music Jokes: What is the #1 requested Christmas Tree song?… “O Tannenbaum (O Christmas Tree)”
Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite rock singer?… Spruce Springsteen.
What was Santa’s favorite subject at school?… Chemist-tree.
Reindeer Jokes: How do you turn a Christmas tree into a reindeer?… You put on HORNaments!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?… Frostbite.
December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the Top 142 Grinch jokes.
December Knock Knock Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there!
Music Jokes: What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who.
Movie Jokes: Where does the Grinch go to watch Christmas Movies?… The IMAX!
Movie Jokes: The reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad. 1 reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile. 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile.
Does the Grinch use the metric system?… No, he measures everything in grinches.
Hiking Jokes: How does the Grinch climb Mt. Crumpit?… grinch by grinch.
How did the Grinch get home from the Christmas party?… He took a Who-ber.
Police Jokes: What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot Chocolate.
Lawyer Jokes: Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause.
Dog Jokes: What one thing became more clear as you got older?… Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.
Math Jokes: How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?… He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
Psychology Jokes: Why was the Grinch afraid of Santa Claus?… He was Claustrophobic.
Why is the Grinch such a good gardener?… He has a green thumb.
Egg Jokes: What is the Grinch’s favorite breakfast dish?… Green Eggs and Ham!
Grammar Jokes: What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?… The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally!
How fast did the Grinch’s sleigh go?… Max speed!
December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mean, green character who stole Christmas.
December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the author of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas?”
Music Jokes: What is the Grinch’s least favorite rap group?… Who-Tang Clan.
Christmas Tree Jokes: How does the Grinch measure Christmas Trees?… In grinches.
Crayon Jokes: Why does the Grinch hate Christmas?… Because it makes him green with envy!
Ice Cream Jokes: What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream!
What’s the difference between Batman and the Grinch?… Batman can go into Whoville without Robin!
Police Jokes: What does the Grinch see with?… Burglarize!
Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado.
Disney Jokes: Who is the Grinch’s favorite character in Snow White?… Grumpy!
Bird Jokes: Why can’t the Grinch get down from Mount Crumpit?… You can only get down from birds!
Police Jokes: What do people say when they hear the Grinch stealing from them?… Who goes there?
What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green Eggs and Hamlet.
What does the Grinch do after he returns the toys to Whoville?… He carves the Roast Beast.
Why is it so hard to miss the Grinch on Christmas?… He has all the presence!
What’s the Grinch’s favorite board game?… Mean-opoly!
December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Grinch?
Why did the Grinch not steal any kitchen utensils?… He decided it wasn’t worth the whisk!
Hiking Jokes: How did the city folk in Whoville refer to the Grinch?… As a Hill-Bully.
What did Mr. Turkey say to the Grinch?… We would like to hire you to steal.
December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Grinch’s dog?
Grinch Pick-up Line: Can I take you out?… It’d really make my heart grow three sizes!
Why did the Grinch go down the chimney?… Because it sooted him!
What happened when the Grinch went to the flea circus?… He stole the show!
What did the Grinch say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?… I did it for the Monet!
Grinch Pick-up Line: You’re as irresistible as roast beast on Christmas Day!
Lawyer Jokes: Why is the Grinch seeking out a contract lawyer?… To help get rid of the Santa Clauses.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what was the last thing the Grinch took from the house?… The log for their fire!
Grinch Pun: Call me the Grinch because I’m stealing kisses under the mistletoe.
Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?… To find some Christmas spirit.
I’m throwing a hobbit party to watch the Grinch… It’s just a little get-together.
Why did the Grinch get a burglar alarm?… Because he needs to get up on time!
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Grinch knock-knock joke?
Where does the Grinch keep his money?… In a snow bank.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what the the Grinch has in his soul?
I told my wife that I thought that the Grinch’s voice was a little strange… But the wife said “Who?”
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who gets the first slice of the Roast Beast?… Max.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June.. June Who?… June know the mean, green character who stole Christmas.
How much did the Grinch’s heart grow that day?… 3 sizes!
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when the Grinch cleaned out the icebox. He even took the last can of what?… Who-hash!
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how the Grinch makes Max look like a reindeer?
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how long has the Grinch hated Christmas?… Fifty-three years.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have 300 Christmas Jokes?
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mountain where the Grinch lived?
Christmas Eve Jokes: Grinch Pun: That gift really took me by surprise… just like the Grinch on Christmas Eve.
Hiking Jokes: Grinch Pickup Line: Are we at Mount Crumpit?… Because my feelings for you are climbing high!
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the actor who played the Grinch in the 2000 movie?
I’m waiting for Spider Man to come over to watch the Grinch… He said he’s swing by soon.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Grinch knock knock jokes?
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the town the Who’s live in?
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the town the Grinch steals Christmas from?
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when stealing a Christmas tree, the Grinch was caught in the act by a small Who (not more than two!)…what was her name?… Cindy-Lou Who
Psychology Jokes: Why did the Grinch go to therapy?… He needed help with his inner elf.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how does the Grinch know that Christmas has come in spite of his interference?… He hears singing.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where does the Grinch have termites?… In his smile.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Who voiced the Grinch in the original TV special?… Boris Karloff.
Music Jokes: How did the Grinch know that he hadn’t stopped Christmas?… The Who’s were singing. Without presents at all!
Grinch Pun: Don’t be such a Grinch… spread some Christmas cheer!
Black Friday Jokes: Grinch Pun: Christmas shopping?… It’s all about the “who” in Whoville.
Grinch Pick-up Line: Is your name Cindy Lou Who?… Because you’ve stolen my heart.
Grinch Pick-up Line: My love for you is bigger than the Grinch’s hate for Christmas.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what the Grinch said when he was taking the Christmas tree?… “Why, my sweet little tot,” the fake Santy Claus lied, “There’s a light on this tree that won’t light on one side. “So I’m taking it home to my workshop, my dear. “I’ll fix it up there. Then I’ll bring it back here.”
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the most likely reason that the Grinch hated Christmas?… (His heart was two sizes too small)
Reindeer Jokes: “If I can’t find a reindeer, I’ll make one instead!” What was the Grinch’s dog’s name?… Max
Hiking Jokes: How does the Grinch measure Christmas Mt. Krumpit?… In grinches.
Knock knock… Who’s there?… That’s right, the who’s are here!
Why was the Grinch so bad at playing Crazy 8’s?… He was green (he never played before).
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the director of the Grinch 2000 movie?
Grinch Pickup Line: You must be the reason my heart grew three sizes today.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who wrote the book that inspired the Grinch?… Dr. Seuss.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who does the Grinch dress up as before he steals all of Whoville’s Christmas trees, presents, and food?… Santa Claus.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how old was Cindy Lou Who?… No more than Two.
Although the Grinch disliked many things about Christmas, what was the one the one thing he liked least of all?… Every Who down in Who-ville would start singing.
Grinch Pickup Line: Let’s make like the Grinch and steal some hearts this season.
Grinch Pun: You’re so sweet… even the Grinch couldn’t resist you.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Who voiced the Grinch in the original TV special?… Boris Karloff.
Bee Jokes: No one at the Grinch viewing party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself… but he just kept droning on.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who played Betty Lou in the movie the Grinch Who?… Molly Shannon.
Grinch Pun: If I had a nickel for every time someone said “Bah Humbug,” I’d buy myself something nice.
Grinch Pickup Line: Are you a Christmas gift?… Because you’ve got me all wrapped up.
Grinch Pickup Line:Who needs mistletoe when you’ve got charm like mine?
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when the Grinch ransacked Who-ville, what was “the first thing to go!”… These stockings!
Why did the elf look so mad?… He had a resting Grinch face.
Grinch Knock Knock Jokes: You’re as cuddly as a cactus… but still my favorite.
Grinch Pun: I’m feeling a bit green around the holidays.
Grinch Pun:My heart grew three sizes after that compliment.
Grinch Pun:Let’s make this season bright and not just “Grinchy.”
Grinch Pun: I’m dreaming of a green Christmas… no snow allowed!
Grinch Pun: I tried to be festive… but it felt more like a Grinchmas party instead.
Grinch Pun: This year, let’s deck the halls without being too Scrooge-like. Even if you’re grumpy, there’s always room for gingerbread cookies!
Grinch Pun: When life gives you lemons, turn them into holiday decorations!
Grinch Pun: You’ve got me feeling more festive than Whoville on Christmas morning!
Grinch Pun: If loving you is wrong, then I don’t want to be right—just ask the Grinch!
Grinch Pun: You light up my life brighter than any Who-ville tree could shine.
Grinch Pun: Your smile makes even Mr. Grinch feel warm inside.
Grinch Pun: Just like the Grinch, I’ve been naughty—but only in thoughts of you!
Grinch Pun: My heart races faster than Max chasing after that sleigh when you’re near.
Grinch Pun: Let’s get together and spread some cheer like they do in Whoville!
Grinch Pun: Even if it snows, nothing can chill these feelings I have for you!
Grinch Pun: You’re sweeter than a plate full of Who-pudding!
How does the Grinch descend Mt. Crumpit?… Grinch by grinch.
How does the Grinch complete a marathon?… Grinch by grinch.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who pulls the Grinch’s sleigh?… The Grinch’s dog, Max.
How did the Grinch get home from the Christmas Eve party?… He took a Who-ber.
Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over to watch the Grinch?… They are too eccentric!
Grinch Pun: The only thing colder than winter is my attitude toward fruitcake.
How does the Grinch get to Whoville?… Grinch by grinch.
What is the Grinch’s least music rap group?… Who-Tang Clan.
Why do you never want to invite a tree to your house to watch the Grinch?… Because they never leaf when you want them to.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to watch the Grinch?… It’s cool!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Grinch lives?… (Just North of Who-Ville)
Why was the Grinch invited to the Halloween costume party?… They thought he was a giant avocado.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how many sizes did the Grinch’s heart grow that day?… Three.
What is the Grinch’s favorite holiday?… Grinchmas!
What is the Grinch’s least favorite music group?… Who-Tang Clan.
Grinch Pun: I’m just a little green with envy for your holiday spirit.
How does the Grinch measure Christmas wreaths?… In grinches.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what does the Grinch take the last can of?… Who Hash.
Grinch Pun: Every time I hear carolers, I think they should stick to their day jobs!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Which TV network originally aired How the Grinch Stole Christmas?… CBS.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what is the real name of the author who wrote the book?… Dr. Theodore Seuss Geisel
How did the Grinch get home from the New Year’s Eve party?… He took a Who-ber.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me why did Grinch steal any vegetables from Whoville?… Because no one will carrot all if they were gone.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what’s the Grinch’s favorite song?… Tresspacito!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me ho was the costume designer for the 2000s movie adaptation?… Rita Ryack.
Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best reindeer jokes for #Christmas.
Grinch Jokes: “If I can’t find a reindeer, I’ll make one instead!” What was the Grinch’s dog’s name?… Max.
Reindeer Jokes: Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?… ”Re-tail” store.
Reindeer Jokes: Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?… Comet!
What does Santa clean his sleigh with?… Comet.
Reindeer Jokes: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-”deer”!
Ice Cream Jokes: Where did the reindeer family go for ice cream during the summer?… Deery Queen.
How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?… Nothing, it was on the house.
Christmas Eve Jokes: Why are reindeer always so happy the night of Christmas Eve?… Because they’re on top of the world!
Smile Jokes: Why was one of the reindeer afraid to smile?… He didn’t want to show off his buck teeth.
Reindeer Jokes: What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you!
Reindeer Jokes: Why is a reindeer like a gossip?… Because they are both tail bearers!
Reindeer Jokes: Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?… Because they would look silly in plastic macs!
Reindeer Jokes: How do you make a slow reindeer fast?… Don’t feed it!
Reindeer Jokes: Where do you find reindeer?… It depends on where you leave them!
What do the reindeer use to wipe off their sleigh?… Santa-tizer.
Christmas Tree Jokes: What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?… Horn-aments.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have 400 Christmas Jokes?
Christmas Tree Jokes: How do you turn a Christmas tree into a reindeer?… You put on HORNaments!
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like #rain, dear.”
The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks.
What should you give a reindeer with a stomachache?… Elk-a-seltzer.
Astronomy Jokes: What’s a reindeer’s go-to cleaning product?… Comet.
Astronomy Jokes: What’s a reindeer’s go-to favorite astronomy topic?… Comet.
Which reindeer tries to fly around on Valentine’s Day instead?… Cupid.
Coffee Jokes: Where do reindeer get their coffee?… Starbucks.
Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?… Because every single buck is dear to him!
What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you!
December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive, who?… Olive the other reindeer.
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad#manners?… Rude-olph!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-”deer!”
Which of Santa’s helpers never bring an umbrella with them?… Rain deer!
What do bystanders say when reindeer go sledding?… “You just flew down that hill!”
The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: What’s a reindeer’s favorite basketball team?… The Orlando Magic.
Teacher Jokes for December: Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?… Because he went down in history.
Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school?… He was elf taught.
Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?… Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?… No eye-deer.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?… Still, no eye-deer.
What do naughty reindeer eat for breakfast?… Co-coal Puffs.
Why did #Santa bring 22 reindeer to #Walmart?… Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it was more, he brought some extra doe.
What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?… Truth or deer.
What’s worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?… A snowman with a fever! (Snowman Jokes)
Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer! (Prom Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
What do reindeer say every time they take a picture on a housetop?… “Click click click.”
What did the reindeer say to the football player?… “Your Blitzen days are over!” (Football Jokes)
What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?… Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer! (American Revolution Jokes)
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-”deer”!
Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?…”Re-tail” store.
What did Santa say when the reindeer were being sassy?… “Don’t be rude-olph!”
Why were the reindeer still in the barn when they were supposed to be with Santa?… They were stalling.
Which Elton John song describes one of Santa’s small reindeer perfectly?… “Tiny Dancer.”
Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?… Comet stayed home to clean the sink.
How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?… His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?… One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh. (Knight Jokes)
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”His wife asked, “How do you know?”“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.” (Viking Jokes)
Where do you find reindeer?… It depends on where you leave them!
What did Santa say Mrs. Claus to when he looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes)
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?… RUDEolph.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip?… Because they are both tail bearers! (Reindeer Jokes)
What did the reindeer say to the elf?… Nothing…reindeer can’t talk! (Elf Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
What’s the worst kind of weather you can get on Christmas Eve?… Acid raindeer. (Christmas Eve Jokes)
Why did Prancer keep stopping the music when he was DJing a rooftop party… ? Because “up on the housetop, reindeer pause.”
Why did Santa tell the reindeer to stop making fun of Rudolph’s nose?… It was impo-light.
What did Blitzen say to Donner when he noticed Donner was wearing a watch?… “Time flies!”
What did Mrs. Claus tell Santa when the reindeer flew by wearing bright pastels?… “They passed with flying colors!”
Why couldn’t the elves keep the reindeer in the barn?… It was unstable.
What do the other reindeer call Rudolph?… Names.
Why do reindeer enjoy doing yoga… It makes them feel (Blit)zen.
What did Vixen say after Dasher angrily threw a snowball at the other reindeer?… “That’s cold.”
What’s a reindeer’s favorite football tactic?… Running a Blitz(en).
Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?… No, they already have names.
What could be said about a reindeer’s personality?… “It glows (like a lightbulb).”
Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?… She sleighs.
What caused all the reindeer to have red noses like Rudolph?… It was freezing outside.
Why is putting on highlighter Rudolph’s best-kept beauty secret?… It gives him his infamous shiny nose.
What kind of stuffed animal do reindeer love to cuddle with?… Stuffed (Ru)dolphins.
Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?… Dancer.
How do reindeer know that Christmas is coming?… They look at their calen-deer.
The reindeer traveled down to go where?… In history.
Which street in France is every reindeer’s favorite to fly through?… Rue Dolph.
What’s a reindeer’s favorite TV show to watch?… Glee.
What’s a weather condition that’s difficult to fly in?… (North) polar vortex.
What do the reindeer call the lanterns up at the North Pole?… “Northern lights.”
How did the reindeer feel when they had fleas?… It really ticked them off.
Which of Santa’s reindeer do dinosaurs dislike most?… Comet.
Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?… Because they would look silly in plastic macs! (Reindeer Jokes)
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!
How can Christmas trees grow so big?… When they get enough rein, deer. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
How do you turn a Christmas tree into a reindeer?… You put on HORNaments. (C hristmas Tree Jokes)
What does Santa clean his sleigh with?… Comet.
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-”deer”!
Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Olive…Olive, who?…Olive the other reindeer. (Holiday Knock Knock Jokes)
How do you make a slow reindeer fast?… Don’t feed it!
Where do you find reindeer?… It depends on where you leave them!
What did the reindeer say to the elf?… Nothing…reindeer can’t talk!
Why were the reindeer so itchy?… They had antarc-ticks.
What does a reindeer call their significant other?… Cari-boo.
What do you call Santa’s reindeer wranglers?… Jolly ranchers.
4Does everyone in the North Pole think Santa’s reindeer are a great team?… Yep, that’s what they’ve herd.
What’s worse than a #reindeer with a runny nose?… A snowman with a fever!
Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank.
What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
What’s white and goes up?… A confused snowflake!
Knock knock… Who’s there? … Snow… Snow who? …. Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snow business like show business!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?… A snowmobile!
Where would you find snowmen #dancing?… At a snowball!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?… An ice burger with chili sauce.
Snowman Jokes: What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?…Ice caps.
What is the snowman’s breakfast?…Frosted flakes!
Where the snowman does dances on?… A snow ball!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?… A puddle!
What do #snowmen like to do on the #weekend?… Chill out.
What song do you sing at a snowman’s #birthday party?… Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What did the snowman say to the robin?… I have snow idea!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have 500 Christmas Jokes?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers!
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?… You wake up wet!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?… Frost bite!
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?…Do you smell carrots?
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?…Chill out.
What’s worse than a #reindeer with a runny nose?… A snowman with a fever!
Snowman Jokes: What is for lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen?… Icebergers!
Snowman Jokes: How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle!
Snowman Jokes: How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
Snowman Jokes: What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
Snowman Jokes: What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash!
Snowman Jokes: Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank.
December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Christmas Wreath jokes.
We love @ReeseW @SAGawards @BruceyWillis! What are some great Christmas #actors, #actresses, and performers… “Wreath Witherspoon,” “Spruce Willis,” “Judy Garland.” #music #ChristmasCountdown #movies #acting
We love @the_kringle @INDEPENDENCENHP @ArethaFranklin! So for #Christmas, I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for #music and for our Founding Fathers… It’s a #wreath of Franklin. #sschat #ChristmasCountdown
How does the #Grinch measure Christmas wreaths?… In grinches. #Christmas #ChristmasCountdown
#MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays @NBA @ArethaFranklin! Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an #NBA game on Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. #music #ChristmasCountdown
We love @TDBank_US! What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklins! #music #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees
#MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays @legalseafoods a great #giftcard for #Christmas! What kind of #wreaths do #fish hang on their doors?… Coral wreaths. #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023
I told my #girlfriend that the wreath she bought was great, but please make sure it doesn’t block the doorway… Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath. #ChristmasCountdown #GreatBarrierReef
What are some great #Christmas #actors, #actresses, and #performers to be cast in a Christmas Carol… “Wreath Witherspoon,” “Spruce Willis,” “Judy Garland.” #ChristmasCountdown
For Christmas all I want is a circle of $100 bills… Ya know, a wreath of Franklins. #ChristmasCountdown #geometry
Why did the #soul #musician pay $100 for a wreath?… The price was “a wreath, a Franklin.” #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #music
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about #ChristmasWreaths? #Christmas #ChristmasCountdown
We love @ArethaFranklin! Who is the greatest singer of #Christmas #songs?… A-wreathe-a Franklin. #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas2023
I told the #kids I was naming our wreath. . . A-wreath-a Franklin. The #Queen of front door decor. #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #music
#MerryChristmas @FortMcHenryNPS! What version of the National Anthem is most popular in #highschool gyms before a #basketball game during the #Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. #music #ChristmasCountdown
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… #June who?… June know how to tell a good Christmas wreath knock-knock joke? #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #summer
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Christmas wreath knock knock jokes?
#MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays @LLBean Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make a Christmas Wreath? #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #Canoes
Who is the greatest #ChristmasConcert #singer?… A-wreathe-a Franklin. #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #canoes #music
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe spell Christmas Wreath? #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #spelling
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe buy me a #ChristmasWreath? #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #ChristmasWreaths
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe help me hang the Christmas Wreath?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe teach me how to make a Christmas Wreath?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe how beautiful the Christmas Wreath is?
#ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #surfing
I knew someone who died in a #skydiving accident. Their #funeral wreath was in the shape of a #parachute… After all, that’s what they would’ve wanted. #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas
My friend drowned, so at the #funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a life jacket… It’s what he would have wanted. #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #swimming
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Christmas wreath knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
So for Christmas, I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our Founding Fathers… It’s a wreath of Franklin. (Music Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as “Wreath Witherspoon,” “Spruce Willis,” “Judy Garland.”
I saw a hearse today carrying a wreath that spelled “Dad”… I think they left the “E” out…
Who is the greatest singer of Christmas songs?… A-wreathe-a Franklin
Since ancient times, magic practices in Hawaii have depended on placing flower wreaths along specific paths around the island… They rely on these lei-lines.
The heart shaped wreath at the funeral of a a cardiologist… makes one wonder for the funeral of a gynecologist.
The heart shaped wreath at the funeral of a a cardiologist… makes one wonder for the funeral of a proctologist.
Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have 700 Christmas Jokes?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have 800 Christmas Jokes?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have 900 Christmas Jokes?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have 1,000 Christmas Jokes?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have 1,000 Christmas Jokes?

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