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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Friday the 13th jokes in the world.
- When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills!
- Pi Day Jokes: What sort of parties do people generally organize on Pi Day, Saturday March 14th when it follows Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
- Full Moon Jokes: What is Jason’s favorite full moon?… A Blood Moon. that falls on Friday the 13th.
- Ice Cream Jokes: What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… I-Scream! We were CORRECTED @JasonLVoorhees “Actually it’s #Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
- Friday the 13th Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe that in 2026 there are three instances of Friday the 13th: February 13, March 13, and November 13.
- Friday the 13th Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are back-to-back months with a Friday the 13th?… February 13, 2026 & March 13, 2026.
- Cereal Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees & a box of cheerios?… A cereal killer.
- Friday the 13th, June 2025: Jaws Jokes: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
- Music Jokes: What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.”
- Bee Jokes: Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth!
- Field Trip Jokes: What kind of snack do you have during a field trip on Friday the 13th?…. I scream (ice cream).
- Pi Jokes: You’ve heard of Friday the 13th… But what about the next day? Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear.
- Book Never Written: Thirteen Is My Lucky Number by J. Sonvoor Hees.
- Friday Jokes: What sort of parties do people generally organize on Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
- Seattle Seahawks Jokes: The Dark Side, The Super Bowl Seattle Seahawks Defense… The unofficial defense of Friday the 13th.
- Black Friday Jokes: What happens when Black Friday falls BEFORE Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed!
- The worst thing about Friday the 13th… is Monday the 16th.
- Geography Jokes: What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie.
- Star Wars Jokes: Dear Jedi Today is Friday the 13th there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side.
- I’m going to celebrate Friday the 13th the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of teens.
- What’s the safest place to hide on Friday the 13th?… The living room.
- December Jokes: There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas.
- There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger.
- Full Moon Jokes: What is Jason’s favorite full moon?… The Blood Moon.
- What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite fast food restaurant?… Chi Chi Chi Chick-Fil-A.
- What should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Ladders, black cats and ridiculous superstitions.
- Full Moon Jokes: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on a full moon?… It will be lit!
- August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta be careful. It is Friday the 13th.
- Which kind of shoes does Jason wear?… Crocs!
- What do you call a Friday the 13th fan?… A killer fan.
- Earth Day Jokes: Jason Voorhees is killing the environment… He still uses tons of plastic straws.
- It’s Friday 13th… Thank my lucky stars that I’m not superstitious!
- What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettuccine Afraid-O.
- Music Jokes: What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business.”
- What is a great for dessert for Friday the 13th?… Boo-berry pie and I-scream!
- June Jokes: When Flag Day follows Friday the 13th…. Should we raise a red flag?
- What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean.
- Which dessert do pirates avoid on Friday the 13th?… Aye Scream.
- Marriage Jokes: Is it true that if you get married on Friday the 13th, you will be unhappy?… Of course. Why should that day be an exception?
- Lord of the Rings Jokes: I’m throwing a Friday the 13th hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together.
- What do you call someone who wakes up on Saturday the fourteenth?… Lucky.
- What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?… These bad jokes.
- Friday the 13th jokes are like bad omens, unexpected, eerie, and usually followed by a nervous chuckle.
- Do you know why they don’t have 13th floors on most buildings?… Apparently, it’s because most buildings aren’t that tall.
- On Friday the 13th, I dreamt that a horse in armor was chasing me… It was a Knightmare.
- Friday Jokes: I don’t care it is Friday the 13th… I am just happy it is finally Friday.
- What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th!
- Blood Moon Jokes: Wouldn’t it be cool if the Blood Moon fell on Friday the 13th?
- What kind of snack do you have during a scary Friday the 13th movie?…. I scream sandwich.
- Black Friday Jokes: What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed!
- Happy Friday the 13th everyone… May the odds be ever in your favor.
- College Jokes: What’s the 1st thing a sorority girl does on Friday the 13th?… Nothing. She’s the first to go.
- Friday the 13th is just a normal day for me considering… every day of my life is a disaster.
- Why should you never go out on a date on Friday the Thirteenth?… Because everyone knows it’s the one day of the year where you won’t be lucky.
- Valentine’s Day Jokes When Valentine’s Day follows Friday the 13th…. Should we raise a red flag?
- High School Graduation Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from high school on Friday June 13th?
- What will you say if Jason Voorhees starts chasing you?… Please, stop Jason me.
- Lord of the Rings Jokes: I want to make a Lord of the Rings heavy metal band called Nightmare on Helm’s Deep.
- Why don’t Americans worry about Friday the 13th?… After losing their home, inflation, losing their job, and 401k nothing scares them anymore!
- You shouldn’t be superstitious about Friday the 13th… It brings bad luck.
- I don’t worry about Friday the 13th…. It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
- Friday the 13th walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, we can’t serve you. You’re under 21.”
- According to Freddy Krueger, it’s best to visit a tailor on Friday the 13th… because they are very super-stitchious.
- I’m not superstitious on Friday the 13th. Instead, I’m… Just a little ‘stitious.
- What’s the worst part about waking up to realize it’s Friday the Thirteenth?… Realizing that you still have to go to work.
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream!… Ice cream who?… Ice-cream, you scream, we all scream because it’s Friday the Thirteenth.
- Keep your friends close and your garlic closer… You never know what Friday the 13th has in store.
- Cracking a serial killer joke on Friday the 13th is ok… As long as they are properly executed.
- What did Crystal Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.
- Spaghetti Jokes: What did the ghost eat on a special Friday the 13th lunch?… He had some spook-eti.
- What does a ghost keep in its stable on Friday the 13th?… Nightmares.
- What do you get if you cross Jason Voorhees and a bowl of oatmeal?… A cereal killer!
- When does Jason Voorhees get amazing deals on hockey masks?… On Black Friday the 13th.
- When does Jason Voorhees wear a t-shirt and shorts with his hockey mask?… On Casual Friday the 13th.
- Which day of the month do 100% of coven members like best?… Friday the 13th (A coven is 13 witches.)
- If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do black cats run on?… Their paws.
- How did the black cats end their fight on Friday the 13th?… They hissed and made up.
- Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray.
- What’s the worst way to spend Friday the 13th?… Getting a flat tire on the way to a haunted house.
- What’s way worse than Friday the 13th?… Monday the whatever.
- Jokes for the Last Day of School: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last Friday of the school year?
- Jokes for the Last Day of School: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last day of school?
- Ghost Jokes: What game is most played on Friday the 13th?… Hide and Ghost Seek.
- Voorhees a jolly good fellow’ is the most popular song among witches and spirits to sing on Friday the 13th.
- Did you hear about the Exorcist who couldn’t keep up his Mortgage payments?… His house got re-possessed.
- I don’t kiss my dates on the 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, or 13th date… It’s my prime dating rule.
- Killers eagerly look forward to which day of the month?… Fri-Die the 13th.
- What’s the worst thing that can happen on Friday the Thirteenth?… Getting married.
- How do you know that it’s Friday the 13th?… Everyone will tell you.
- What’s Friday the 13th?… The day of the year that people blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity.
- Where do ghosts go for rides on Friday the 13th?… They ride in elevators; it raises their spirits!
- Why don’t mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?… Because they know it’s just another irrational fear.
- What is even scarier than Friday the 13th?… These puns!
- Did you know that there are 13 steps leading up to a gallows and 13 knots in a hangman’s noose?
- If Friday the 13th had a theme song, it’d be just a long, creepy violin screech followed by nervous laughter.
- Why did the skeleton not want to go to the Friday the 13th dance party?… He had no-body to go with.
- When does Jason Voorhees wear a T-shirt and shorts with his hockey mask?… On Casual Friday the 13th.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday June 13th is the first day of summer vacation?
- Why is Friday the Thirteenth one of the worst days to get arrested on?… Because the judge will only be in on Monday.
- I walk into a pet store I say “can i have 12 bees” The guy working gave me 13. I responded “you gave me one too many” He responded “the 13th one is a freebie.”