Top 50 Masters Jokes

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  1. August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. 
  2. Baseball Jokes: Rory McIlroy has a new appreciation for baseball… He loves the Grand Slam.
  3. Pope Jokes: What is the Pope’s favorite place in golf?…  Amen Corner.
  4. 2025 Masters. Knock knock… Who’s there?…Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you believe the finish and playoff victory for Rory McIlroy to win the Masters and complete the Grand Slam.
  5. Knock knock… Who’s there?…Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who has won the most Masters?… Jack Nicklaus holds the record for the most Masters Tournament wins, securing six Green Jackets (1963, 1965, 1966, 1972, 1975, 1986).
  6. 2025 Masters… McIlroy’s Masterpiece.
  7. Top 10 Masters Quotes: “The long journey is over. Rory McIlroy has his masterpiece.” Jim Nance
  8. Golf Jokes: How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb at the Masters?… FORE! 
  9. Cemetery Jokes: A man had two tickets for the Augusta Masters. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No”, he says, “the seat is empty.” “This is incredible!” said the man, “who in their right mind would have a seat like this, the biggest golfing event of the whole world, and not see it?” He says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife always would come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Masters we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh … I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. I guess you couldn’t find someone else? … a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?” The man shakes his head … “No. They’re all at the funeral.”
  10. 2026 Masters Jokes: “I hope to be able to do it as long as I can not kill anybody.” Jack Nicklaus viral Masters tee shot 
  11. The 1986 Masters… The Bear came out of hibernation.
  12. Barber Jokes: What is a barber’s favorite part of the Masters?… The cut.
  13. 2025 Masters: Did you hear the roar of the crowd when Rory McIlroy approached the 18th hole on his way to winning his 1st Masters in 2025?
  14. Golf Jokes & Top 10 Masters Quotes: “If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.” Gary Player
  15. Crayon Jokes: Crayola crayons…. the unofficial sponsor of the Masters green jacket.
  16. Golf Jokes: Masters Pun: PAR fait… The #1 snack for golfers at the Masters.
  17. 2026 Masters Jokes: Rory MciIroy… roared out to a HUGE Masters lead in 2026.
  18. What is the most popular letter at the Masters?… “Tee.”
  19. Golf Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?…Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the 4 golf tournaments that make up the Grand Slam? (Masters Tournament, PGA Championship, U.S. Open, The Open Championship)
  20. Cemetery Jokes & Top 10 Masters Quotes: Masters Golfer’s Wife: “When I die bury me at the golf course so my husband visits me 5 times a week.”
  21. Tea Jokes: What is the #1 hole to have a cup of tea in golf?… Tea Olive, Hole #1 at Augusta National Golf Course. 
  22. March Madness Basketball Jokes: Why are college basketball coaches so excited to make it to the 15th hole in golf?… They love the final fore
  23. UHaul… the unofficial sponsor of “moving day” at the Masters.
  24. 1997 Masters: Knock knock… Who’s there?…Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the greatest margin of victory at the Masters?… 12 Strokes: Tiger Woods (1997).
  25. 1997 Masters: Knock knock… Who’s there?…Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the youngest golfer to win the Masters?… Tiger Woods is the youngest golfer to win the Masters, having won in 1997 at age 21 years and 104 days.
  26. 2026 Masters Jokes: Did you hear the roar of the crowd when Rory McIlroy approached the 18th hole on his way to winning his 2nd consecutive Masters in 2026?
  27. Masters Pun: “Augusta National…. where every hole is a masterpiece.”
  28. Did you hear the roar of the crowd when Rory McIlroy won his 1st Masters in 2025?
  29. Did you lose something at the Masters?…. Check the Lost and Founder’s Circle.
  30. Masters Pun: “Fore-giveness is key to a successful Masters round.”
  31. Psychology Jokes: Fan: What did you get on your last hole? Struggling Masters Golfer: Depressed.
  32. Social Studies Jokes: Where does an AP US History teacher like to watch the Masters?… Eisenhower Tree!
  33. Top 10 Masters Quotes: “Why is it called Amen Corner?… Because you pray after you play it.” Fuzzy Zoeller.
  34. Disney Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of The Masters?… He screamed with every swing. 
  35. Whenever there is any trouble at the Masters, the 1st place to start to investigate is at the Butler Cabin because man times… The butler did it.
  36. “I’ve never been to heaven, and thinking back on my life, I probably won’t get a chance to go. I guess winning the Masters is as close as I’m going to get.” Fuzzy Zoeller
  37. Sandwich Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?…Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the famous sandwich at the Masters? (Pimento cheese)
  38. Did you hear about the Masters golfer who practiced his swing in the dark?… He was known as the night clubber!
  39. Music Jokes: What is the most popular type of music at the Masters?… Swing!
  40. What is the holiest place in golf?…  Amen Corner.
  41. How does a golfer answer the phone during the Masters?… It’s “Fore you!”
  42. Top 10 Masters Quotes: The 12th Hole: “The 12th hole eventually makes you look like a fool.” Ben Crenshaw.
  43. Hole #8 What is a favorite golf hole for florists?… Yellow Jasmine at Augusta National Golf Course. 
  44. Hole #9 Where do North Carolina & South Carolina bakers travel to make cherry pie?… The go to Augusta National Golf Course and set up shop at hole #9, Carolina Cherry. 
  45. Masters Pun: “The fairway to heaven leads to Augusta National.”
  46. Top 10 Masters Quotes: “After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge & he came back ten minutes later with a ham and rye.” Chi Chi Rodriguez. 
  47. Knock knock… Who’s there?…Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many Masters Tiger Woods has won?… Five times (1997, 2001, 2002, 2005, and 2019)
  48. Golf Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?…Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the 6 golfers who have career Grand Slams? (Gene Sarazen, Ben Hogan, Gary Player, Jack Nicklaus, Tiger Woods, and Rory McIlroy.
  49. Fireman Jokes: What Masters golf hole is a thorn in the side of firefighters?… Hole 15 Fire Thorn. 
  50. What did one golf ball say to another golf ball at the Masters?… See you a round.