Notre Dame Football Jokes

by | Oct 16, 2026 | College, Dads, Latest News

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  1. September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Irish… Irish who?… Irish Lou Holtz could see one more Notre Dame Football win.
  2. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the infamous T-shirt game between Notre Dame & Miami?… Catholics vs. Convicts ESPN 30 For 30.
  3. ESPN College Game Day: November 7th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week?… For Week 10 of the 2026 college football season, the No. 1 Miami Hurricanes are playing against the No. 11 Notre Dame Fighting Irish in the ESPN College GameDay Game of the Week.
  4. Top 50 Lou Holtz Quotes: “On this team, we’re all united in a common goal: to keep my job.” Lou Holtz
  5. Sunday, December 7, 2025 Notre Dame was not selected for the College Football Playoff?… Do you think they used the Lord’s name in vain?
  6. Saturday November 7th, 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe #4 Notre Dame is hosting #1 Miami?
  7. Sunday, December 7, 2025 What is a Notre Dame football fan’s favorite whine?… “WHY didn’t we get picked for the playoff.”
  8. Sunday October 18th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe that The Big 12 said officials incorrectly ended Saturday night’s game between BYU and Notre Dame and that the Irish should have had another second on the clock to run a final play.
  9. BYU Football Jokes: October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week?… ESPN’s College GameDay is broadcasting live from Provo, Utah, on the campus of Brigham Young University (BYU). The show is highlighting the highly anticipated, top-10 matchup between the No. 2 Notre Dame Fighting Irish and the No. 8 BYU Cougars.
  10. October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week?… No. 2 Notre Dame Fighting Irish at No. 8 BYU Cougars in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week for Week 6 of the 2026 college football season.
  11. How do you make University of Notre Dame cookies?… Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
  12. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best University of Notre Dame college football jokes. 
  13. How should you respond to a Notre Dame football team that complains about not being selected for the College Football playoff?… Would you like some cheese with that WHINE?
  14. College Mascots: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the mascot for the University of Notre Dame?
  15. Homecoming Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when homecoming is for the University of Notre Dame?
  16. October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the ESPN College Game Day Game of thte Week between BYU and Notre Dame came down to 4th and 7 with 0:15 left in the game?
  17. October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week between BYU and Notre Dame came down to 1st and goal with 0:04 left in the game?
  18. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who the head football coach is for the University of Notre Dame?
  19. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the biggest college football rival of the University of Notre Dame?
  20. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how many Heisman Trophy winners are from the University of Notre Dame?
  21. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the victory song for the University of Notre Dame college football team?
  22. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how many times has won the University of Notre Dame college football National Championship?
  23. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the college football league of the University of Notre Dame?
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