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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best heat wave jokes.
- Arizona Jokes: So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks Satan for a blanket.
- #1 Rap Concert for a Heat Wave?… Ice T & Ice Cube.
- Heat Wave Playlist: Hot In Herre by Nelly.
- How hot is it?… Hot water now comes out of both taps.
- How hot is it?… It is so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk.
- How hot is it in Arizona?… You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
- Surfing Jokes: What is a surfer’s favorite kind of weather?… A heat wave.
- Music Jokes: What is a great CD for a heat wave?… Mercury Rising by Sting.
- Why did the beach break up with the sun?… It couldn’t handle the heat!
- Music Jokes: What is the unofficial song for a heat wave?… Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot!
- Music Jokes: What is a great song for a Heat Wave?… Here comes the Hot Stepper by Ini Kamoze.
- What do you call a sun that can sing?… A hot vocalist!
- Why did the Celtics go to Miami?… To beat the heat. (Florida Jokes)
- It’s so hot this heat wave… Ice Cube changed his name to puddle.
- What is the best letter to have during a heat wave?… Iced T.
- What would you call south Texas in a heat wave?… Corpus Crispy.
- What is the unofficial song for a heat wave?… Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot!
- How are people during a heat wave like #clothes?… They are #sweaters.
- What it the official donut of a heat wave?… Krispy Kreme!
- What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California heat wave?… Mrs. Droughtfire.
- What did one pig say to the other at the beach during the heat wave?… I’m bacon!
- What did the tide give on the hot day?… A heat wave.
- During a Heat Wave, what do you call a dog?… A hotdog, and in the winter it’s a #chili dog.
- What do you get when you cross an earthquake with a heat wave?… Shake ‘n’ Bake.
- How do you beat the heat in the summer time?… Score more points than them.
- Looking for a hot date?… Pick any day in July they don’t get much hotter than that!
- How do you help someone during a Heat Wave?… Give them lemon-ade.
- Which runs faster, hot or cold?… Hot!… Everyone can catch a cold.
- What do frogs like to drink during a summer #heat wave?… Croak-o-cola.
- Why don’t celebrities have to worry about a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans.
- It’s so hot, I put in a DVD of Frozen… and it played Waterworld.
- What kind of food can you get at the beach during a heat wave?… Steamed clams.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a heat wave?
- During a heat wave, it’s a good idea to wear two different #deodorants – one under each armpit… But that’s just our two scents.
- What is the one #ea that an Englishman cannot stand during a heat wave?… Humidity.
- What do you call ice cream during a heat wave?… Cream.
- What do fans do at hot, summer baseball games?… Heat waves.
- My husband keeps turning off the air conditioning… Not cool.
- What do you give a puppy during a heat wave?… A pupsicle.
- How do elephants stay cool during a heat wave?… Ear Conditioning!
- During a heat wave, what do #cats eat?… A mice-cream cone!
- Have you heard the joke about the skunk and the heat wave?… Nevermind – it really stinks.
- What do you call a librarian who has been sunburned during a heat wave?… Well red.
- Where did the storm trooper go to cool off during a heat wave?… The Darth Mall.
- What do you call a poodle during a heat wave?… A hot dog.
- Why don’t musicians have to worry about a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans.
- Looking for a hot date?… Pick any day in August they don’t get much hotter than that!
- It’s so hot… if it drops below 110 it feels a bit chilly!
- What does a bee do during a heat wave?… He takes off his yellow jacket!
- What is the unofficial #basketball team of the heat wave?… The Miami Heat.
- In a heat wave, what do you call a 3-pointer?… A hot shot.
- How hot is it during a heat wave?… It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
- What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?… ‘B’, because it makes oil, boil.
- During the heat wave, what came out of the sprinkler?… Steam.
- Why are elephants always ready to swim during a heat wave?… They always have their trunks with them.
- It’s so hot that my computer froze.
- This heat wave is so hot… it smells like #bacon.
- Why did the panda go to Lowe’s during a heat wave?… To buy a bear conditioner.
- Make sure to check your Tauntaun for a fever in this heat wave… They should always be Luke warm.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about heat waves?
- What happens to ice during a heat wave?… It melts.
- Why don’t NFL football players suffer during a heat wave?… Because they have many fans.
- It’s so hot… I dreamt I bought a house in Alaska.
- Why don’t college football players suffer during a heat wave?… Because they have many fans.
- It’s so hot… if it drops below 100 it feels a bit chilly!
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience during the summer heat wave.
- What is it called when a gymnast seasons their food during a heat wave?… Somersault.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good heat wave knock knock jokes?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good heat wave knock-knock joke?
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best heat wave jokes.
- What is the unofficial basketball team of the heat wave?… The Miami Heat.
- What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?… ‘B’, because it makes oil, boil.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about heat waves?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good heat wave knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good heat wave knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why is the sun famous?… Because it is a rising star, everyday.
- My wife keeps turning off the air conditioning… Not cool.
- It’s hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
- What do fans do at hot, summer football games?… Heat waves.
- Why don’t athletes have to worry a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans.
- What do the sun and bread have in common?… They both rise in the yeast.
- It’s so hot that we use our seat belts for branding iron.
- What do you call pet rabbits who are super cranky because of heat?… Hot cross buns.
- What summer camp race is never run?… A swimming race. (Swimming Jokes & Track Jokes)
- When do you go at red and stop at green?… At summer camp when you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes for Kids)
- What did the bread do during the heat wave?… It loafed around. (Bread Jokes & Travel Blogs)
- What did the pig say at the beach during the heat wave?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes)
- Why did the dog stay in the shade during the heat wave… It did not want to be a hot dog.
- Why is it that the corner of a room is usually hot?… Because a corner is at 90 degrees.
- Why do bananas use sunscreen during a heat wave?… Because they peel.
- What warm drink helps a person relax during a heat wave?… Calm-omile tea.
- What type of footwear do frogs wear during a heat wave?… Open toad shoes.
- How do campfires access the internet during a heat wave?… They log in.
- Teacher: Where did your sister go during the heat wave? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.
- Where does a canoe go when it’s sick during a heat wave?… To the DOCK!
- What is the heat index? Somewhere between OMG and WTH!