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- June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Cup knock knock jokes.
- Biology Jokes: World Cup Soccer is the only sport that’s not a game of inches… It’s a game of feet.
- World Cup 2026: Most of the world is hoping for a clean World Cup Soccer final, except Argentina… They would like a Messi one.
- I tell World Cup soccer jokes… just for kicks.
- Christmas Jokes: What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
- World Geography Jokes: A German walks into a bar after the World Cup. As he is ordering a beer, he notices an American sitting at the edge of the bar. After a tense pause, he says, “Hey American! How many World Cups have you won?” The American calmly replies “Hey German. How many World Wars have you won?”
- Retirement Jokes: Did you hear about the former World Cup soccer player who just turned 101?… He’s still alive and kicking.
- World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Scotland’s Tartan Army took over Fenway Park during the World Cup?
- Pirate Jokes: Who is a pirate’s favorite team in the World Cup?… Ahrr-gentina.
- Music Jokes: What is a popular LL Cool J song during the elimination round of the World Cup… “Mama Said Knock You Out!”
- World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the country that has the most World Cup Championships?… Brazil: 5 titles (1958, 1962, 1970, 1994, 2002)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the country that won the most recent World Cup Championship?… Argentina won their third title in Qatar on December 18, 2022, defeating France in a penalty shootout after a 3-3 draw.
- World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Canada’s had its 1st Ever World Cup Win 6 – 0 vs. Qatar in 2026?
- The World Cup… the closest we will get to World Peace.
- Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for World Cup teams that advance from pool play?… Alive and Kicking by Simple Minds.
- Jokes for the 1st Day of School: World Cup Soccer fans lay out clothes like it is the 1st day of school.
- World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the player who has participated in the most World Cups?… Lionel Messi holds the record for participating in the most men’s FIFA World Cups. He became the first male player to appear in six different World Cup tournaments.
- Boston Jokes: When people saw a Scotland Soccer fan peeing in Boston… WICKED PISSAH.
- Art Jokes: What is an art teacher’s favorite part about the World Cup?… The draws.
- World Geography Jokes: World Cup 2018: Let’s face it… That’s not the first time Germany has gone into Russia unprepared…
- Cemetery Jokes: A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there’s an extra seat in between himself and the next guy. The man says, “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?” The guy replies, “Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.” The man says back, “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?” The guy says, “No. They’re all at the funeral.”
- Timex… an official sponsor of World Cup WATCH parties.
- When Scotland’s Tartan Army comes to a World Cup Host City… they bring PLAID tidings.
- World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Canada’s 1st Ever World Cup Win 6 – 0 vs. Qatar in 2026 was in Canada.
- World Cup 2026: How is Lionel Messi like a magician?… They both do hat tricks.
- Dog Jokes: The best dog breed for World Cup soccer is the goal-den retriever.
- World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad Netherlands qualified for the 2026 World Cup?
- December Jokes: In order to help Russia’s chances at the World Cup… The tournament has been moved to December.
- World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Scotland’s John McGinn’s goal celebration.
- World Cup Pun: I’m having a ball this World Cup.
- Boston Jokes: What’s the main difference between Boston and Scotland?… In Boston, they boo the Red Sox for having a bad week, but in Scotland, the fans will boo a local in a shop for buying water instead of beer.
- World Cup Pun: The World Cup Final and my couch… A match made in heaven.
- Cape Cod Jokes: What is a Cape Cod lifeguard’s favorite part of the World Cup?… Pool Play.
- Florida Jokes: Apparently, some Scottish fans are traveling through the jungle to get to Miami this summer. Who are they?… The Tarzan Army!
- Where are the seats for Norway World Cup soccer fans?… Viking Row.
- World Geography Jokes: What is Scotland’s new mascot for the World Cup finals?… A Scottish Terrier.
- Canada Jokes: World Cup 2022: I was really surprised to see Canada qualify for the World Cup this year, but it’s Trudeau…
- World Geography Jokes: What is Scotland’s mascot for the World Cup finals?… A unicorn.
- World Geography Jokes: Norwegian World Cup Soccer… Viking Row.
- Viking Cruise Ships… the unofficial cruise company of Norway’s World Cup Soccer team.
- World Cup 2026: How is Lionel Messi like Wayne Gretsky?… They both score hat tricks.
- Geometry Jokes: Why are World Cup soccer players so good at writing geometry books?… Because they are always talking about angles, degrees, and 180-degree turns.
- Minnesota Jokes: Who are Minnesota football fans cheering for besides USA?… Norway. The love the Viking Row.
- Tea Jokes: What’s the difference between (country of your choice)’s World Cup soccer squad and a teabag?… A tea bag stays in the cup longer.
- Jokes for the Last Day of School: The Team Bus: We spoke to a few bus companies for the World Cup travel prices and they were incredible. So we had a little bit of a joke: Let’s just get some school buses, the schools are off.
- World Geography Jokes: Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups… They’re probably Ghana do it again.
- Jokes for the Last Day of School: World Cup Soccer fans lay out clothes like it is the 1st day of school.
- World Geography Jokes: After his team was eliminated from the World Cup, The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil. According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.
- Delivering good World Cup soccer jokes is my goal.
- I don’t watch World Cup soccer…. If I wanted to see grown men struggle to score for 90 minutes I’d go to a bar.
- Marriage Jokes: I have a wedding at the same time of my World Cup match, can anyone take my place?… The place is St. Parish Church and the Bride’s name is Paula.
- Fast Food Jokes: World Cup 2022: I’m really looking forward to the World Cup themed McDonald’s burger… The Qatar pounder.
- 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes & June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the host countries for 2026 World Cup?… Canada, Mexico, and the United States.
- June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me teams in the World Cup Final?…
- Which World Cup soccer player keeps the field clean?…The sweeper.
- World Geography Jokes: Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?… Weak back.
- My son played soccer in the mud all day… so he was a little Messi.
- World Cup Soccer is a strange game… it’s a bunch of people running away from their goals.
- What lights up a World Cup soccer stadium?… A soccer match.
- World Geography Jokes: World Cup 2018: How much does it cost a small middle eastern country to host the World Cup?… A Qatar of a trillion dollars.
- Brazil losing a match is basically a national emergency.
- 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes & June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the start of the 2026 World Cup?… June 11th, 2026.
- Pasta Jokes: Why is Italy out of the World Cup?… They didn’t pasta ball good enough.
- World Geography Jokes: I’m rooting for Switzerland in the World Cup. I don’t know much about the team… but their flag is a big plus.
- Camping Jokes: My friends and I were watching the World Cup during our camping trip… It was in tents.
- World Cup 2014: We hoped for a good clean World Cup Final… But instead we got a Messi one.
- The U.S. celebrates World Cup ties harder than most countries celebrate wins.
- World Geography Jokes: What is the difference between the World Cup team from [insert country your choice) and the Bermuda Triangle?… The Bermuda Triangle has three points.
- Cow Jokes: The finals of the World Cup is like cows on an airplane… The steaks have never been higher.
- College Jokes: What is an art professor’s favorite part about the World Cup?… The draws.
- College Jokes: What is an art student’s favorite part about the World Cup?… The draws.
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe list the 2026 American World Cup host cities?… Atlanta, GA – Atlanta Stadium (Mercedes-Benz Stadium), Boston, MA – Boston Stadium (Gillette Stadium in Foxborough), Dallas, TX – Dallas Stadium (AT&T Stadium in Arlington), Houston, TX – Houston Stadium (NRG Stadium), Kansas City, MO – Kansas City Stadium (Arrowhead Stadium), Los Angeles, CA – Los Angeles Stadium (SoFi Stadium in Inglewood), Miami, FL – Miami Stadium (Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens), New York / New Jersey – New York New Jersey Stadium (MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ), Philadelphia, PA – Philadelphia Stadium (Lincoln Financial Field), San Francisco Bay Area – San Francisco Bay Area Stadium (Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara), Seattle, WA – Seattle Stadium (Lumen Field)
- World Cup 2022: We hoped for a good clean World Cup Final… But instead we got a Messi one.
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe list the 2026 American World Cup Stadiums?… Atlanta, GA – Atlanta Stadium (Mercedes-Benz Stadium), Boston, MA – Boston Stadium (Gillette Stadium in Foxborough), Dallas, TX – Dallas Stadium (AT&T Stadium in Arlington), Houston, TX – Houston Stadium (NRG Stadium), Kansas City, MO – Kansas City Stadium (Arrowhead Stadium), Los Angeles, CA – Los Angeles Stadium (SoFi Stadium in Inglewood), Miami, FL – Miami Stadium (Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens), New York / New Jersey – New York New Jersey Stadium (MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ), Philadelphia, PA – Philadelphia Stadium (Lincoln Financial Field), San Francisco Bay Area – San Francisco Bay Area Stadium (Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara), Seattle, WA – Seattle Stadium (Lumen Field)
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Atlanta Stadium?… Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Boston Stadium?… Gillette Stadium in Foxborough.
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Dallas Stadium?… AT&T Stadium in Arlington.
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Houston Stadium?… NRG Stadium
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Kansas City Stadium?… Arrowhead Stadium.
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Los Angeles Stadium?… SoFi Stadium in Inglewood.
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Miami Stadium?… Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens.
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup New York / New Jersey Stadium?… MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Philadelphia Stadium?… Lincoln Financial Field.
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup San Francisco Bay Area Stadium?… Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara.
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Seattle Stadium?… Lumen Field.
- World Cup Pun: Cleats before tweets.
- World Cup Pun: Sorry, can’t talk… extra time is calling.
- What do you call an American in the World Cup final… Ref.
- Canada Jokes: Canada is sending a strong team to the World Cup… Unfortunately, it’s the drinking team.
- World Cup Pun: Argentina really kicked things up a notch.
- World Cup Pun: Argentina fans celebrate goals like the planet is ending tomorrow.
- Christmas Jokes: What did Santa bring the naughty World Cup soccer player?… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
- World Geography Jokes: Which World Cup soccer team is made up of sheep?… Baaaa-hamas.
- Why don’t World Cup soccer players wear eyeglasses?… It’s a contact sport.
- World Geography Jokes: FIFA World Cup 2018 A Frenchman walks down the street, where he bumps into an Englishman The Frenchman asks: How are you, what are you up to?” Englishman: ” Ah, nothing much, playing the Croatians in the World Cup tomorrow!” Frenchman: “What a coincidence…?! We’re playing them on Sunday!”
- Daylight Savings Jokes: Why did the clock love the World Cup?… It enjoyed extra time.
- World Geography Jokes: World Cup 2018: Germany’s failure in the World Cup wasn’t that surprising… They have always struggled to progress in Russia.
- World Geography Jokes: What do the English do immediately after winning the FIFA World Cup?… Turn off the Playstation.
- World Geography Jokes: World Cup 2018: What do you call 23 men watching the World Cup 2018?… The Scotland National Team.
- Marriage Jokes: I tried to explain offsides to my wife… We haven’t spoken since.
- Doctor Jokes: My doctor told me to reduce stress… so I stopped watching penalty kicks.