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Google Search “Teacher Jokes for March”
- March 1st: I asked my student when her birthday was and she said March 1st… I have been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me.
- March 2nd: 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Social Studies Jokes)
- March 4th: National Pancake Day Jokes: How do you make a pancake smile?… Butter him up. (180 School Jokes)
- March 4th Exelauno Day: What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th!
- What do you call someone who watches you take a test while wearing a vest?… Proctor Seuss. (Jokes for Teachers)
- What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
- March 7th: National Cereal Day Jokes: Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
- Can February, March? … No, but April, May! (Spring Jokes)
- March 9th: National Meatball Day: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
- March 10th: National Napping Day: Did you hear about the kidnapping on the field trip?…. He’s still sleeping!
- March 14th: 101 Pi Day Jokes: 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pirate Jokes)
- March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.
- What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Jokes)
- March 20th: 1st Day of Spring: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes)
- Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it!
- Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
- March 27th Opening Day Baseball Jokes: