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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Friday the 13th jokes in the world.
- When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills!
- Pi Day Jokes: What sort of parties do people generally organize on Pi Day, Saturday March 14th when it follows Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
- Full Moon Jokes: What is Jason’s favorite full moon?… A Blood Moon. that falls on Friday the 13th.
- Ice Cream Jokes: What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… I-Scream! We were CORRECTED @JasonLVoorhees “Actually it’s #Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
- Friday the 13th Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe that in 2026 there are three instances of Friday the 13th: February 13, March 13, and November 13.
- Friday the 13th Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are back-to-back months with a Friday the 13th?… February 13, 2026 & March 13, 2026.
- Cereal Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees & a box of cheerios?… A cereal killer.
- Friday the 13th, June 2025: Jaws Jokes: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
- Music Jokes: What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.”
- Bee Jokes: Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth!
- Field Trip Jokes: What kind of snack do you have during a field trip on Friday the 13th?…. I scream (ice cream).
- Pi Jokes: You’ve heard of Friday the 13th… But what about the next day? Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear.
- Book Never Written: Thirteen Is My Lucky Number by J. Sonvoor Hees.
- Friday Jokes: What sort of parties do people generally organize on Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
- Seattle Seahawks Jokes: The Dark Side, The Super Bowl Seattle Seahawks Defense… The unofficial defense of Friday the 13th.
- Black Friday Jokes: What happens when Black Friday falls BEFORE Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed!
- The worst thing about Friday the 13th… is Monday the 16th.
- Geography Jokes: What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie.
- Star Wars Jokes: Dear Jedi Today is Friday the 13th there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side.
- I’m going to celebrate Friday the 13th the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of teens.
- What’s the safest place to hide on Friday the 13th?… The living room.
- December Jokes: There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas.
- There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger.
- Full Moon Jokes: What is Jason’s favorite full moon?… The Blood Moon.
- What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite fast food restaurant?… Chi Chi Chi Chick-Fil-A.
- What should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Ladders, black cats and ridiculous superstitions.
- Full Moon Jokes: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on a full moon?… It will be lit!
- August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta be careful. It is Friday the 13th.
- Which kind of shoes does Jason wear?… Crocs!
- What do you call a Friday the 13th fan?… A killer fan.
- Earth Day Jokes: Jason Voorhees is killing the environment… He still uses tons of plastic straws.
- It’s Friday 13th… Thank my lucky stars that I’m not superstitious!
- What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettuccine Afraid-O.
- Music Jokes: What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business.”
- What is a great for dessert for Friday the 13th?… Boo-berry pie and I-scream!
- June Jokes: When Flag Day follows Friday the 13th…. Should we raise a red flag?
- What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean.
- Which dessert do pirates avoid on Friday the 13th?… Aye Scream.
- Marriage Jokes: Is it true that if you get married on Friday the 13th, you will be unhappy?… Of course. Why should that day be an exception?
- Lord of the Rings Jokes: I’m throwing a Friday the 13th hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together.
- What do you call someone who wakes up on Saturday the fourteenth?… Lucky.
- What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?… These bad jokes.
- Friday the 13th jokes are like bad omens, unexpected, eerie, and usually followed by a nervous chuckle.
- Do you know why they don’t have 13th floors on most buildings?… Apparently, it’s because most buildings aren’t that tall.
- On Friday the 13th, I dreamt that a horse in armor was chasing me… It was a Knightmare.
- Friday Jokes: I don’t care it is Friday the 13th… I am just happy it is finally Friday.
- What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th!
- Blood Moon Jokes: Wouldn’t it be cool if the Blood Moon fell on Friday the 13th?
- What kind of snack do you have during a scary Friday the 13th movie?…. I scream sandwich.