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- October Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best October jokes.
- Spiderman Jokes: Who is the #1 Super Villain for October?… Doc Oct from Spiderman!
- Spiderman Jokes: What is Doc Ock’s favorite month?… Ock-tober.
- If James Taylor went to college, how would he drive to his homecoming weekend?… He would take the October Road.
- Halloween Jokes: In September, you pick me when I’m good and ready. In October, you cut me intentionally to make me look worse. In November, you trash me like you never knew me. What am I?… A Jack-o-Lantern for Halloween.
- September Jokes: Why did October break up with September?… Because their relationship grew colder.
- November Jokes: Why did November break up with October?… Because their relationship grew colder.
- Doctor Jokes: The doctor has given me two months to live. I’ve chosen October and December because I like summer but don’t want to miss Christmas.
- Spiderman Jokes: WhatWhat month does Spider-Man hate?… Ock-tober!
- October 2nd: How many seconds are there in one year?… 12 – January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me some nicknames for David Ortiz?… “Big Papi” is by far the most popular, Cookie Monster, Señor Octubre
- Music Jokes: What is a top U2 song for the fall?… October.
- October 4th Covid Jokes: For their service during the COVID-19 pandemic, we should honor truck drivers with a national holiday on October 4th…. A big 10-4, if you will!
- Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?… Rock- tober.
- October 5th is World Teachers Day: What object is king of the classroom?…. The ruler!
- October 6th: World Smile Day: Smile Jokes: When is the best time to go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30).
- October 7th Harvest Moon Jokes: What is a top requested song for the Harvest Moopn?… Dancing in the Moonlight by King Harvest.
- I don’t get why we have to know when the fall of Berlin was… obviously Berlin has fall every year from September to December.
- October 7th is National Taco Day: Taco Jokes: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese
- National Tutoring Week: Hot Dog Jokes: Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor roll.
- October 9th Leif Erikson Day: Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?… They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
- Ironman Triathlon October 10th, 2026: Triathlon Jokes:
- Full Moon Jokes: Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full!
- Top 10 Full Moon Jokes for Each Month: Music Jokes: Where does Neil Young put his ice cream?… On his harvest spoon.
- October 12th: National Farmers’ Day: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries!
- October 13th 250 US Navy Jokes: Navy captain: “Change your course, 10 degrees W” Seaman 1st Class: “Change yours 10 degrees E” Navy captain annoyed: “I’m a Navy captain. Change your course.” Seaman 1st Class: “You must change your course, sir.” Navy captain: “I’m an aircraft carrier..” Seaman 1st Class: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
- Friday, October 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream!
- Columbus Day Jokes: Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet!
- October 16th: National Boss Day Jokes: The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and asked the threesome if they would like to each make a wish. The first secretary excitedly exclaimed, “I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island!” Immediately her wish was granted. The next secretary proclaimed, “I wish I was on a tour of France!” Immediately her wish too, was granted. Being that it was now his turn to make a wish the CEO exclaimed “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!”
- October 17th: National Pasta Day: Spaghetti with meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA!
- October 17th: National Chocolate Cupcake Day Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter!
- Mole Day Jokes: Got Mole Problems?….. Call 602 – 1023!
- Hiking Jokes: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills!
- There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron.
- If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
- October 23rd: Mole Day Jokes! What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
- October 24th:Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!
- World Series Jokes: 2025 World Series: George Springer… hit an amazing dinger in Game 7 of the ALDS to lead the Blue Jays past the Seattle Mariners to advance to the World Series.
- October 26th: National Pumpkin Day Jokes: The World’s Largest Pumpkin fell on a local woman today… Reports say she was squashed.
- Homecoming Jokes & Navy Jokes: What branch of the military should you never ask to the homecoming dance?… The NAY vy!
- October 31st: 101 Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer.
- What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone.
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch.
- World Series Knock Knock Jokes:
- Pumpkin Jokes: In September, you pick me when I’m good and ready. In October, you cut me intentionally to make me look worse. In November, you trash me like you never knew me. What am I?… A Jack-o-Lantern for Halloween.
- What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm.
- What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber!
- What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you.
- Why do trees hate tests? — Because they get stumped by the questions.
- How do trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on.
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash.
- The World’s Largest Pumpkin fell on a local woman today… Reports say she was squashed.
- October Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you pumped for Halloween?
- Pirate Jokes: What do pirates wear at autumn?… Pumpkin patches.