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- October Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Teachers Day Jokes.
- What object is king of the classroom?…. The ruler!
- Nor’easter Jokes: I do not celebrate World Teachers Day… Nor’Easter.
- Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level!
- What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer!
- What is white when dirty and black when clean?…. A blackboard.
- What flies around the kindergarten room at night?… The alpha-BAT.
- Why is arithmetic hard work?…. All those numerals you have to carry.
- What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?…. “I can’t control my pupils!”
- Why can’t you do a math test in the jungle?…. There are too many cheetahs!
- Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?…. Because she had the perfect pitch.
- Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.
- Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?… Times Square.
- What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?…. Smartie Pants!
- Why did the students study in the aeroplane?… Because they wanted higher grades.
- Which building has the most stories?… Library!
- Teacher: If I had ten apples in my right hand and nine in my left, what would I have?… Student: Huge hands!
- Teacher: What’s the chemical formula for water? Student: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Didn’t you say it’s H to O?
- What did the ghost teacher say to her class?… “Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.”
- What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?… Getting lost.
- What do you call a square that’s been in an accident?… A WRECKtangle.
- What tools do you need for math?…. MultiPLIERS.
- Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?… Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
- When is a blue school book not a blue school book?…. When it is read!
- Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?… For tocking too much!
- Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You said we had to do it without tables!
- Why did Jimmy’s grades drop after the holidays?… Because everything was marked down!
- What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?… The number nine.
- Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her students were bright!
- Teacher: Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages? Student: Because there were so many knights.
- Why was the math book unhappy?…. Because he had too many problems!
- Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?…. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
- How many letters are in the alphabet?… 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
- Teacher: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Student: Fsh
- Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn’t you? Student: Not very much.
- Why doesn’t the sun go to college?…. Because it has a million degrees!
- Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention! David: I’m paying as little as I can, teacher.
- Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Maria’s exam. Student: I sure hope you didn’t, either!
- Why did the jellybean go to school?…. To become a smartie!
- What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?…. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
- Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?…. Because he wanted to get to high school.
- What do ducks use for math?… A QUACK-ulator !