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- Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in snowboarding at the Winter Olympics in Milan Cortina, Itals?
- Blizzard Jokes: I’m snowboard of all these blizzard puns.
- Winter Olympics Jokes: It turns out when the Russians said “dope” they weren’t just pretending to be cool in front of the snowboarders.
- Winter Olympics Jokes: Why can’t Shaun White listen to vinyl at the Olympics?… He already broke all the records!
- Winter Olympics Jokes: My friend has bought three snowboards and now he can’t stop… He’s on a very slippery slope.
- The hungover snowboarder got the chairlift to the start line… It was just the lift she needed.
- A guy walks into a bar & says “Hey, you guys wanna hear a snowboard joke?” Bartender says, “I’m a snowboarder. The guy on your right is a snowboarder & the guy on your left.” So the guy says, “OK. I’ll tell it a little more slowly then.”
- What do snowboarders do when they’re really talented?… Go Pro.
- How does a snowboarder deliver his messages?… By Air Mail.
- Did you hear about the snowboarder who broke his elbow?… It was rather humerus
- Why does toilet paper like #snowboarding?.. Because it is the fastest way to get to the bottom.
- What instrument does a snowboarder play?… Air Guitar
- Why are most snowboard jokes one-liners?… So the skiers can understand them.
- What do snowboarders order from Fast Food Restaurants?… Icebergs with chilli sauce. What do you call a gangsta snowboarder?… Froze-T.
- What is a snowboarders favorite game?… Ice Spy with my little eye.
- Why don’t snowboarders shop at Big Lots?… Because they prefer Ollie’s.
- Why did the snowboarder want a divorce?… Because he thought his wife was a flake.
- How many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?… 27. One to do it, eight to say they could do it better, and the rest to sit on the landing.
- What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?… Three days.
- What were the snowboarder’s last words? “DUDE, WATCH THIS!!”
- What were the skier’s last words?… “I think I’ll try snowboarding.”
- How does a snowboarder introduce himself?… “Ohhhh, sorry dude!”
- What’s the difference between a snowboarding instructor and God?… God doesn’t think he is a snowboard instructor.
- On a date, what does a ski instructor say after the first hour?… “That’s enough talk about me; now let’s talk about snowboarding.”
- How do you become a millionaire as a snowboard instructor?… Start out a billionaire.
- What do you call a snowboarder without a significant other?… Homeless.
- Three snowboarders are in a car. Who’s driving?… The police.