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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the world’s best field trip jokes!
- Superman Jokes: Superman never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid…. he already had super vision.
- Dog Jokes: Did you hear about the canine school that took a field trip to the flea circus?… They stole the show!
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at the field trip?… Probably not, he is still sleeping.
- Cat Jokes: Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?… To the mewseum.
- Friday the 13th Jokes: What kind of snack do you have during a field trip on Friday the 13th?…. I scream (ice cream).
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the field trip to the Chocolate Chip cookie factory?… It was crummy.
- How do small children travel to field trips?… In mini-vans!
- Illinois Jokes: What state has the loudest field trips?… ILL-I-NOISE!
- Movie Jokes: Where do actors go on field trips to?… The Hollywoods!
- What kind of snack do you have during a field trip to a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream).
- Donut Jokes: What type of donut pilot’s do you take to a field trip to the Wright Brothers National Park?… A plain (plane) donut!
- Sesame Street Jokes: Did you hear the field trip joke to Sesame Street to see the Cookie Monster?… It was crummy.
- Why did the science teacher take his class on a field trip to the mountains?… They needed higher grades.
- A journalist, a physicist and a mathematician are going on a field trip… And they come across a group of cows with black and white spots, grazing in the distance. The journalist is excited: “We’ve seen a group of black and white spotted cows, therefore we can conclude that in this area all cows must have black and white spots!” “You’re being too hasty, my friend”, says the physicist. “We’ve only seen this particular group of cows, there may be cows with different coloured spots in this area too. Therefore, we can conclude that there are cows with black and white spots in this area, and there might be more, but it’s possible not every cow has black and white spots.” The mathematician sighs. “Why are you always so hasty with drawing conclusions? Yes, we’ve seen a group of cows grazing. But may I remind you that we’ve seen these cows only from a distance. Therefore, the only thing we can conclude is that there are cows in this area that have black and white spots, on at least one side.”
- The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?” A student’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him. The little boy replied: “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!”
- Illinois Jokes: A fifth grade class from Chicago goes on a field trip to a farm. One of the chaperones asks the farmer “Why doesn’t that cow have horns?” The farmer takes off his cap, scratches his head and replies “Well ma’am, there are lots of reasons why an animal doesn’t have horns, some breeds, like the Angus, just don’t grow horns. Some breeds, like the Brahma, are too dangerous with horns so we lop them off. It doesn’t hurt the animal, it’s like cutting your fingernails. But there is a very good reason why that particular animal doesn’t have horns.” “And what would that reason be?” she asked. “Well ma’am, that would be because that animal is a horse.”
- Pasta Jokes: Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip.
- Math Jokes: A few numbers were on a field trip. When they stopped to admire the view and take a rest for a bit. Four, being a good painter, decides to spend the break by painting some things. But instead of painting the view, he paints the beautiful pickup truck they have been riding on. After he finished, he realized how well made he made it. He decided to name it, but for the lack of better names, he named it after himself. Somehow, the painting was so good, that it made its way to an art museum. The label read: “Four, by Four”
- Dad Jokes: A son asks his father to chaperone a school field trip. Father was thrilled, it’s the first field trip of the school year. His son asks only one thing: NO dad jokes. Dads are dads though! So father cracked off one after the other all day for his son’s entire class and the son was totally embarrassed. Before the field trip was over father got one last joke in before his son absolutely let out with a horrible rage how his father had embarrassed him in front of everyone. The entire way home both father and son didn’t speak to each other. It wasn’t until after hours of avoiding his father at home the son realized he may have been too harsh. He left his bedroom to apologize to his father before the night was over. To the son’s surprise, father was standing in the kitchen holding a plate of food. And it looked and smelled delicious! “Dad, I’m sorry for how I acted today.” “It’s ok son.” The son was a little confused after the tension following a long day, the last thing he’d expected was for his father to be patiently waiting for the son to come to dinner. But more importantly, the plate of food father was holding was unavoidable. “Son, would you like to eat?” “Yes, this looks incredible father!” “That’s too bad son.” “What? Why father?” “Because these are nachoes.”
- For our recent field trip, our teacher told us that jeans were appropriate, but we weren’t allowed to wear pairs with holes in them… I still don’t know how we’re supposed to get the darn things on!
- There once was a train field trip. As it went around a slope, it came off the tracks and slid into a field. The passengers stepped out unharmed and confronted the train driver. They asked him what happened and he replied, “Nothing. All happened according to plan.” The passengers were now furious, and one said, “But you told us we were going on a field trip that would be off the rails!” The train driver nodded. “I know.”
- A student is on a field trip with his science class; they’re in the woods. The student spies a snake. He asks “Hey teacher, is this snake poisonous”? The teacher responds “No, that snake is not poisonous.” The student catches the snake. He proudly shows it off to his classmates. The snake turns and bites the student. Suddenly his arm swells, his face turns red, his throat starts to close, the student is in real trouble. The other students cry out; “Hey teacher! You told him that the snake was not poisonous, what the hell? Teacher says “Yeah that’s right. That snake is not poisonous, it’s venomous; Poison has to be ingested.”
- Kindergarten Jokes: Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. ‘Yes,’ said the policeman. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him. Tommy asked,”Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”
- What do the robot have for a snack on the field trip?… Computer chips!
- Constitution Jokes: When we had a school trip to an aviary on Independence Day, we noticed that the ducks were given a certain inalienable right. Turns out, they had a duck-leration of independence.
- Did you hear the field trip joke about the cookie factory?… It is crummy.
- Music Jokes: What is a rapper’s favorite toy to bring on a field trip?…a yo – YO!
- Movie Jokes: Where do cows go on field trips?…MOOOOvies
- Candy Jokes: What type of bear can you bring on a school field trip?… AGummy bear!
- Why did the cookie cry on the field trip?…He was feeling crumby.
- Why did the computer miss the field trip?…It had a virus.
- Social Studies Jokes: What is a snake’s favorite type of field trip?…Hissss-tory!
- Ghost Jokes: What kind of pants do ghosts wear on a field trip?…Boo jeans!
- Milk Jokes: My class went on a field trip to a farm and saw a pampered cow?… It was spoiled milk.
- Dog Jokes: What dog keeps the best time on a field trip?…A watchdog.
- Dentist Jokes: What did the dentist give to the marching band before they went on the band field trip?…A TUBA toothpaste.
- Pirate Jokes: Why does the pirate wear camouflage underwear on the field trip?… To hide his booty!
- Art Jokes: Did I tell you the joke about the Art Museum ceiling on our field trip?…Oh forget it. It’s over your head.
- Art Jokes: On the field trip to the art museum, what did the picture say to the wall?… I was framed!
- Skeleton Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton go on the field trip?…He had NO BODY to go with.
- Ocean Jokes: What did the ocean say to students on the Whale Watching field trip?…Nothing. He waved.
- Two wrongs don’t make a right. But what do two WRIGHTS make?…A plane (Orville and Wilbur WRIGHT)!
- Skeleton Jokes: What does a skeleton order at the snack bar on the field trip?…A coke and a mop.
- Bee Jokes: What is a witch’s type of field trip?… Going to a spelling bee.
- Did you hear about the student who lost his left arm and leg in a field trip bus crash?… He’s all right now.
- Fishing Jokes: Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools!
- What is a robot’s favorite snack on a field trip? … Computer chips!
- What is a frog’s favorite drink on a field trip? … “croak – a – cola”
- April Jokes: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring? … Pilgrims.
- What kind of witch bring on the field trip for lunch? … a SAND witch (sandwich)!
- Bird Jokes: What do you call a bird that is sad to be going on a field trip? … A Blue Bird!
- Fishing Jokes: What do you call a fish with no I’s at the aquarium? … A Fssssssh!
- Music Jokes: Why did the boy stare at the school bus’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune.
- When is a theater clumsy on a field trip?….When the curtain falls.
- Camping Jokes: How was that school camping crip?…Intense (in-tents)!
- Why did the boy throw the butter out the window of the bus on the field trip?… To see a butterfly!
- Fishing Jokes: What do you call a fish with two knees?….A two nee fish!
- Bird Jokes: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?….Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bay gulls (bagels)!
- What is the loudest state for a high school field trip?… ILL-I-NOISE!
- What is the loudest state for a middle school field trip?… ILL-I-NOISE!
- What is the loudest state for a elementary school field trip?… ILL-I-NOISE!
- If you take acid at a track meet… is it a field trip?