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Google Search “Top 10 Seattle Seahawks Jokes”

  1. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Candy… Candy Who?… Candy the Seattle Seahawks repeat at Super Bowl Champions?
  2. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Star Wars Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the nickname for the Seattle Defense?… “The Dark Side,” is a dominant unit that fueled the team to a Super Bowl LX victory. Known for a relentless style.
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?… Blitz and Boom.
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Super Bowl MVPS from the Seattle Seahawks?… Malcolm Smith (2014)
  5. Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about watching Do Your Job Bill Belichick and the Super Bowl XLIX Patriots. I asked my friend from Seattle to watch but… like the Seahawks, he said, I think I will pass.
  6. Who made the play the broke Seattle’s hearts in Super Bowl XLIX… The Butler did it!
  7. Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them I think I will pass.
  8. What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Sam Darnold and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  9. New England Jokes: Tom Brady originally offered that MVP Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll… …However, Carroll said “No thanks! I’ll pass.”
  10. Super Bowl LX Jokes: A Seattle first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Basketball Jokes)
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the living mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?… Taima!