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1. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl jokes.
2. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?… Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy Who?… Teddy February 8th, 2026 is Super Bowl LX.
3. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Super Bowl LX… Finally a Super Bowl that matches my shirt size!… Forget that I am dyslexic.
4. Illinois Jokes: Super Bowl XX: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
5. Super Bowl LI: New England Jokes: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea!
6. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: Want to know why I always wear my Seahawks Jersey when I take a test?… It’s so I’ll pass, even when I shouldn’t!
7. Super Bowl Jokes for Teachers: Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: A few times. Once a year at Super Bowl time. Once every four years for the Winter Olympics. And once every four years for the Summer Olympics.
8. Super Bowl LV Florida Jokes & New England Jokes: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
9. Retirement Jokes: Tom Brady just announced that he was retiring from football for good. That’s a relief… because if he was retiring for evil, then evil would probably win.
10. Super Bowl XLIX: Who made the play the broke Seattle’s hearts in Super Bowl XLIX… The Butler did it!
11. Super Bowl XX: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the Chicago Bears Super Bowl Song that was a big hit in 1985?… The Super Bowl Shuffle.
12. Super Bowl XXIV: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the biggest margin of victory in a Super Bowl?… The biggest margin of victory in a Super Bowl is 45 points, set by the San Francisco 49ers in a 55-10 victory over the Denver Broncos in Super Bowl XXIV on January 28, 1990. This remains the most lopsided scoreline in NFL championship history, with quarterback Joe Montana winning MVP.
13. Top 10 Super Bowl Ads: What is the #1 Pizza for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
14. Super Bowl LII: When it comes to trick plays, you have to hand it to Tom Brady… Literally. He can’t catch.
15. Super Bowl LIX Jokes: What company owns the rights to Super Bowl 59?… NetfLIX.
16. Cemetery Jokes: A man is attending the Super Bowl, when he notices an empty seat. Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn’t you have brought someone else? “They’re all at the funeral.” (Cemetery Jokes)
17. New England Patriots Jokes: 3/28 Day: #328Day, the New England holiday celebrating the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history. The Patriots erased 28-3 deficit to beat the Atlanta Falcons 34 – 28 in overtime.
18. New England Jokes: Patriots fans are being charged more money for Super Bowl tickets… It’s because of inflation.
19. Ice Cream Jokes: What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundaes.
20. Middle School Jokes: Middle School Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time.
21. Super Bowl LV & Super Bowl LVI: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the two times the Super Bowl was played in a home stadium?… The Super Bowl was played in a team’s home stadium in back-to-back years for the first time in NFL history during the 2020 and 2021 seasons. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers played at home (Raymond James Stadium) in Super Bowl LV (2020 season), followed by the Los Angeles Rams at home (SoFi Stadium) in Super Bowl LVI (2021 season).
22. Cow Jokes: Where do Super Bowl quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture.
23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe list the NFL teams who have yet to play in Super Bowl?… Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, Houston Texans, and Jacksonville Jaguars.
24. For a second consecutive year a team competing in the Super Bowl has home field advantage. To ensure this doesn’t happen again, all subsequent Super Bowls will be held in Dallas, Texas.
25. The Atlanta Falcons just came out and said they won the Super Bowl until the illegal second half was played.
26. Super Bowl LIV: Is the Super Bowl on tape delay?… No, it’s LIV.
27. American Revolution Jokes: Super Bowl LII I’m relieved the Patriots lost… No patriot I know would ever beat an eagle.
28. What was Elvis’s favorite Super Bowl snack?… The jailhouse guac!
29. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: I stopped at a restaurant for dinner. The waitress asked me if I would like a salad, and I said, “I’ll pass, even though I know I shouldn’t.” And she said, “Seahawks fan, huh?”
30. Super Bowl LII: Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?… They’re very talonted.
31. Super Bowl XLV: “I told him, we are not discussing changing our city’s name until he brings home that Lombardi Trophy. So Tom and I will have that discussion in due time. Yes, we will talk about that, changing ‘Tampa,’ since we are becoming a title town, to ‘Tompa Bay.’ We’ll have those discussions.” Tampa Mayor Jane Castor
32. Super Bowl LIX: New England Jokes: Tom Brady originally offered that MVP Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll… …However, Carroll said “No thanks! I’ll pass.”
33. Super Bowl LIV: Math Jokes: Super Bowl LIV was on 02/02/2020 so if you’re into palindromes… I guess that was your Super Bowl or something!
34. Colorado Jokes: Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?… Because it’s hard to catch a white Bronco in California.
35. My Super Bowl game plan?… Eat, cheer, nap, repeat.
36. Super Bowl LIII New England Jokes: Super Bowl LIII Halftime Score: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0!
37. I wasn’t sure if I wanted to go to church or a football game. So, my friend decided to toss a coin… It took 9 tosses to finally decide that we’d be going to the game.
38. Super Bowl XLVII: Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about Taylor Swift dating Travis Kelce?
39. Kansas Jokes: Super Bowl LVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about them Chiefs? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
40. Super Bowl LVIII: Nevada Jokes: What is the most popular offensive football position for the Vegas Super Bowl?… the slot receiver.
41. Super Bowl LIX: Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Washington Jokes: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.”
42. Super Bowl LIII: I guess the Rams ended the Super Bowl the way they ended the season… 13-3.
43. Music Jokes: I just don’t understand why everyone is making such a big deal about Eminem kneeling at the Super Bowl… He literally said his knees were weak like 2 minutes earlier…
44. New England Jokes: Super Bowl LI: You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North.
45. Police Jokes: What Super Bowl play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
46. Dog Jokes: Why didn’t the dog want to play in the Super Bowl?… He was a boxer.
47. Why did the radiologist go streaking at the Super Bowl?… He was trying to get the best exposure!
48. Super Bowl LI: This was the most Superbowlly Super Bowl ever… Super Bowl LI.
49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the player who has the most career points in the Super Bowl?… Harrison Butker: 37 points (4 games)
50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the location of this year’s Super Bowl?
51. Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?… So they can hear someone say “no missed calls.”
52. Dad Jokes: What do you call a Super Bowl lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker.
53. Math Jokes: We will never see Super Bowl LIVE… E is not a Roman Numeral.
54. Kansas Jokes: I was watching the Super Bowl at my friend’s house when my real estate agent called me… Told me some of my property had burned down. In both cases, Mahomes’ on fire.
55. New England Jokes: Tom Brady retired, but he does so as the GOAT, with 7 Super Bowls, but more importantly, he’s 5x better than Nickelback.… He’s a quarterback.
56. Super Bowl LVIII: Archery Jokes: Who did the archers bet on in Super Bowl LVIII?… The Kansas City Chiefs. Their home field is Arrowhead Stadium.
57. Super Bowl XLVIII: Music Jokes: Can someone Usher me to the stage for the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
58. College Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: Since I have a lot of exams next week… I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I’m sure to pass even if I shouldn’t.
59. Indiana Jokes: What does COLTS stand for?… Count. On. Losing. The Super Bowl.
60. Super Bowl LVII: Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande.
61. Music Jokes: What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Super Bowl Halftime Show?… “Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.”
62. Super Bowl Episode 50: Peyton Strikes Back.
63. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl XL jokes.
64. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy Who?… Teddy February 8th, 2026 is the Super Bowl.
65. Super Bowl LX Jokes:
66. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Looney Tunes Jokes: Bugs Bunny may have been a little less controversial pick than Bad Bunny the Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show.
67. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Star Wars Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the nickname for the Seattle Defense?… “The Dark Side,” is a dominant unit that fueled the team to a Super Bowl LX victory. Known for a relentless style.
68. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the nickname for the Seattle fans?… “The 12s” are the passionate, official fanbase of the Seattle Seahawks, symbolizing the “12th man” who supports the 11 players on the field.
69. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the kicker who holds the record for most field goals in a Super Bowl?… Jason Myers of the Seattle Seahawks holds the record for the most field goals made in a single Super Bowl, kicking five in Super Bowl LX on February 8, 2026, against the New England Patriots.
70. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the team with the most sacks in a Super Bowl?…
71. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?… Blitz and Boom.
72. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Candy… Candy Who?… Candy the Seattle Seahawks repeat at Super Bowl Champions?
73. Super Bowl LX Jokes: New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Candy… Candy Who?… Candy the New England Patriots repeat at AFC Champions?
74. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the player who played the MOST games before reaching the Super Bowl?
75. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the player the highest number of games before playing in the Super Bowl?
76. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the most 1st players to be on a team to reach the Super Bowl?… 30 New England Patriots.
77. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Kenneth Walker III becomes 1st running back to win Super Bowl MVP in 28 years. Before him, the last running back to win was Terrell Davis in 1998.
78. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Kenneth Walker III is the Super Bowl MVP… He earned it for his running, NO WALKING!
79. Super Bowl LX Jokes: No Penalty Jinx: Mike Tirico mentione there had not been a Super Bowl without a penalty in the 1st half. JINX. The Patriots got flagge for holding with 3:09 remaining before halftime.
80. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe no team has won the Super Bowl after being shut out in the 1st half. Seahawks 9 Patriots 0.
81. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Lady Gaga AND Ricky Martin joined Bad Bunny for the Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show?
82. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the touchdown spike by Bad Bunny at the end of the Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show?
83. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the words written on the football at Bad Bunny’s at Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show?… “Together, We Are America.”
84. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe No QB has won a Super Bowl after playing for 5 teams in 8 years until…. Sam Darold did!
85. Massachusetts Jokes: Super Bowl Sunday: 49 States “Please pass the remote” Massachusetts: “Gimme the Clickah!”
86. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Tom Brady’s, a “Patriot for Life,” response to if he would be rooting for the Patriots?
87. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Super Bowl PSA: Don’t bet against the Patriots! We All We Got! We All We Need!
88. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Who are the Muppets pulling for in Super Bowl LX?… The New England Patriots. They love the corner #0 Christian “GONZO” Gonzalez.
89. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Music Jokes: Is Blue Jean by David Bowie an official song of Super Bowl LX?… Is it being played at Levi Stadium in Santa Monica, California.
90. Super Bowl LX Jokes: New England Patriots Jokes: The Patriots are going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m NOT deflated.
91. Super Bowl LX Jokes: New England Jokes: Super Bowl LX: What do Seinfeld fans and New England Patriots fans have in common?… They both love the Drake.
92. Super Bowl LIX: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.” (Washington Jokes)
93. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Movie Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the movie that Mike Vrabel showed a clip from to inspire the New England Patriots to be undefeated on the road?… The Warriors (1971).
94. Super Bowl LX Jokes: American Revolution Jokes: This is the 250th anniversary of America… obviously the New England Patriots were going to win the AFC Championship and make it to the Super Bowl LX!
95. Super Bowl XLIX: Who made the play the broke Seattle’s hearts in Super Bowl XLIX… The Butler did it!
96. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who is singing this year’s national anthem?… Charlie Puth.
97. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Super Bowl MVPS from the New England Patriots?… Tom Brady, QB (4): SB XXXVI (2002), SB XXXVIII (2004), SB XLIX (2015), LI (2017) Deion Branch, WR (1): SB XXXIX (2005) Julian Edelman, WR (1): SB LIII (2019)
98. Super Bowl LX Jokes: I am from the future I can predict the score of the Super Bowl LX before it starts… 0-0.
99. What are the Seahawk’s fans two most hated shows?… The Brady Bunch and Malcolm in the Middle!
100. Super Bowl LX Jokes: New England Patriots Jokes: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Drake Maye and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
101. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Seattle Seahawks Jokes: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Sam Darnold and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
102. Super Bowl LX Jokes: California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe 13-year-old Drake Maye attended Super Bowl L in Santa Clara, California?… The Denver Broncos defeated the Carolina Panthers 24 – 10.
103. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the New England Patriot player who dressed up as a warrior for the AFC Championship game in Denver?… Mack Hollins (viral video)!
104. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about watching Do Your Job Bill Belichick and the Super Bowl XLIX Patriots. I asked my friend from Seattle to watch but… like the Seahawks, he said, I think I will pass.
105. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Mole Day Jokes: Who is a mole’s favorite NFL player?… Stefon Diggs.
106. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the living mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?… Taima!
107. Super Bowl LX Jokes: New England Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Patriots were 4 – 13 the year before they went to Super Bowl LX?
108. Super Bowl LX Jokes: New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the motto of the Super Bowl LX New England Patriots?… “We all we got, we all we need”
109. Super Bowl LX Jokes: New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the New England Patriots?… Pat Patriot.
110. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the franchise that has the most Super Bowl appearances?… New England Patriots (12).
111. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Super Bowl MVP from the Seattle Seahawks?… Malcolm Smith (2014)
112. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me Ann Michael Maye’s nickname?… “Queen of the North.”
113. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the Seattle Seahawks have won the Super Bowl?… The Seahawks won Super Bowl XLVIII (2014) – 43-8 vs. Denver Broncos.
114. Super Bowl LX Jokes: New England Patriots Jokes: It was a pretty A-MAYE-ZING night for the Patriots at the NFL Honors… Mike Vrabel was selected as the Coach of the Year. Josh McDaniels was selected as the Assistant Coach of the Year AND Adam Vinatieri Jr. was selected to be inducted in the Football Hall of Fame.
115. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Pirate Jokes: Who is a pirate’s favorite Super Bowl LX receiver?… Kayshon “Pirate’s” Boutte.
116. Super Bowl LX Jokes: New England Crazy 8s: 8 head coaches have made the Super Bowl in their 1st year AND 8 2nd year QBs have made the Super Bowl.
117. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the NFL licenses Berklee professor’s Patriots Super Bowl anthem?
118. Super Bowl XLIX: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Super Bowl LX is a rematch of the Super Bowl XLIX (2015) teams? (New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks).
119. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Can you believe Tom Brady did not get selected for the NFL Hall of Fame?… I know he is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has TWO.
120. Super Bowl LX Jokes: New England Patriots Jokes: Can you believe that BOTH Bill Belichick AND Tom Brady were not selected for the Football Hall of Fame… That is an absolute Hall of Shame!
121. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Super Bowl LX will be played at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California… are our Super Bowl jokes wearing thin, like my 501 Original (1873) jeans?
122. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the pizza company had Tom Brady in for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
123. Super Bowl LX Jokes: New England Jokes: Why do you think Adam Vinatieri Jr. was selected for the Hall of Fame?… He always put his best foot forward.
124. Super Bowl LX Jokes: New England Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the amazing jacket worn by Ann Michael Maye in the AFC Championship?
125. Super Bowl LX Jokes: New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who created the motto of the Super Bowl LX New England Patriots?… “We all we got, we all we need”
126. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Music Jokes: Bad Bunny the headline performer for the Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show, apparently is pretty good… He won the Grammy for Album of the year (DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS)
127. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me where I can buy Love the Drake Lager?… Stellwagen Beer Company Marshfield, Massachusetts.
128. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Milton’s Men’s Clothing store should hire New England Patriot Milton Williams as a spokesperson.
129. Super Bowl LX Jokes: New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me what team has won the most Super Bowls?… New England Patriots & Pittsburgh Steelers have won 6 Super Bowls.
130. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the Seattle Seahawks have reached the Super Bowl?… 4 – Super Bowl XL (2006): Lost 21–10 to the Pittsburgh Steelers. Super Bowl XLVIII (2014): Won 43–8 against the Denver Broncos. Super Bowl XLIX (2015): Lost 28–24 to the New England Patriots. Super Bowl LX (2026): Appeared in their fourth championship game.
131. KSuper Bowl LX Jokes: nock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the names of the two New England defensive backs who played together in college at California?… Jaylinn Hawkins and Craig Woodson.
132. Super Bowl LI: New England Jokes: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea!
133. Music Jokes: Super Bowl LIII Halftime: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0.
134. AFC Championship: When New England Patriot Christian Gonzalez intercepted Jarrett Stidham’s pass… the Denver Broncos chance of going to the Super Bowl went GONZO!
135. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the New England Patriots have won the Super Bowl?… 6.
136. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them, I think I will pass.
137. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Music Jokes: Super Bowl LX: Bad Bunny….gonna make made money performing the Apple Music Super Bowl LX Halftime Show.
138. Super Bowl XLIX: What do the Patriots and Measles have in common?… They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something.
139. Marriage Jokes: Why do Patriots fans make the best spouses?… Because they don’t mind if you cheat.
140. Super Bowl LX Jokes: January 30th, 2026: The New England Patriots injury report… MAYE be a problem.
141. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Super Bowl LX, the rematch between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, is only days away?
142. Super Bowl LX Jokes: A New England first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Basketball Jokes)
143. Bill Belichick is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has THREE.
144. Super Bowl LX Jokes: What is the #1 Pizza for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
145. Can you believe Bill Belichick did not get selected for the NFL Hall of Fame?… I know he is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has THREE.
146. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Can you believe Robert Kraft did not get selected for the NFL Hall of Fame?… I know he is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has ONE.
147. New England Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe what a great job Coach Mike Vrabel and his staff did in the 1st season with the New England Patriots?
148. Super Bowl LV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has TWO.
149. Super Bowl LX Jokes: January 25th, 2026: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe imagine if the Patriots hosted the AFC Championship with Winter Storm Fern dropping 17 inches of snow in Foxboro?
150. Super Bowl LX Jokes: January 25th, 2026: AFC Championship: It is Maye Day at Mile High Stadium!
151. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the New England Patriots have reached the Super Bowl?… 12.
152. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the two teams who are playing in Super Bowl LX?… (New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks).
153. What are the two popular shows with New England Patriots’s fans?… The Brady Bunch and Malcolm in the Middle!
154. AFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the New England Patriot legend who presented the Lamar Hunt Trophy to the Patriots for winning the AFC championship?… Adam Vinatieri.
155. Super Bowl LX… New England Patriot Fan: Finally a Super Bowl that matches my shirt size!… Forget that I am dyslexic.
156. Super Bowl LX… Seattle Seahawk Fan: Finally a Super Bowl that matches my shirt size!… Forget that I am dyslexic.
157. NFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the NFL legend who presented the George Halas NFC Championship trophy to the Seattle Seahawks?… Michael Strahan.
158. AFC Championship: Fantasy Football: Denver Broncos fans thinking their team could beat the New England Patriots with Jarrett Stidham and go on to the Super Bowl.
159. NFC Championship: Fantasy Football LA Rams fans thinking their team could go to Seattle and beat the Seahawks to go on to the Super Bowl.
160. Super Bowl: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can win the Super Bowl game.
161. New England Jokes: The clutch running of New England’s quarterback MAYE have been the difference in the AFC Championship game.
162. Music Jokes: What was the Red Hot Chili Peppers favorite play in the AFC Championship game?… The New England Patriot’s FLEA flicker pass.
163. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played on February 8, 2026.
164. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the location of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California.
165. Colorado Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the ONLY quarterback to start an AFC Championship game without one pass attempt all season?… Jarrett Stidham of the Denver Broncos.
166. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the franchise that has the most Super Bowl appearances?… New England Patriots (12).
167. January 25th, 2026: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the weather at Mile High Stadium for the AFC Championship?
168. American Revolution Jokes: This is the 250th anniversary of America… obviously the New England Patriots were going to win the AFC Championship.
169. Colorado Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Denver Broncos mascot?… The Denver Broncos’ official live mascot is a white Arabian horse named Thunder, which has led the team onto the field since 1993.
170. Retirement Jokes: Tom Brady just announced that he was retiring from football for good. That’s a relief because if he was retiring for evil, then evil would probably win.
171. AFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the two teams in the 2026 AFC Championship?… (New England Patriots at the Denver Broncos.)
172. NFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe you name the two teams in the 2026 NFC Championship?… (Los Angeles Rams at the Seattle Seahawks.)
173. Colorado Jokes: With the injury to Bo Nix… I guess you can nix the idea that the Denver Broncos will win the LX Super Bowl.
174. AFC Championship: On paper, Drake Maye be a better QB Bo Nix’s backup, Jarrett Stidham.
175. AFC Championship: What is the #1 selling soda at Mile High Stadium… Orange Crush.
176. AFC Championship: Drake Maye have lucked out with the injury to Bo Nix.
177. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you believe Jarrett Stidham used to play for the New England Patriots?
178. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the pizza company had Tom Brady in for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
179. What REM song is on every Denver Bronco’s fans music playlist?… Orange Crush.
180. Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Houston Texans fans thinking you can go into the Razor, Gillette Stadium, in the snow and beat the New England Patriots.
181. Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Chicago Bears fans thinking they can win a divisional round game against the LA Rams!
182. Fireman Jokes: What was a fireman’s favorite Buffalo Bills Divisional Round play?… The “Hook and Ladder.”
183. Houston Fans after losing to the New England Patriots…. Hey way can’t we get a coach like that?
184. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Super Bowl LX jokes?
185. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Super Bowl LX jokes?
186. Houston…. We have a problem… It is Maye Day in New England!
187. Pirate Jokes: What was a pirate’s favorite Buffalo Bills Divisional Round play?… The “Hook and Ladder.”
188. Washington Jokes: Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. San Francisco fans thinking they can go into Seattle and win a divisional playoff game.
189. New York Jokes: Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Buffalo Bills fans thinking you can go into Mile High Stadium and beat the Denver Broncos.
190. Houston…. We have a problem… The New England Patriots are a damn good football team!
191. Colorado Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me the elevation of Denver’s football stadium? (5,280 feet)
192. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me the slogan on the back of helmets during the divisional round?… Choose Love.
193. New England Jokes: Wild Card Weekend 2026: What do Seinfeld fans and New England Patriots fans have in common?… They both love the Drake.
194. Wild Card Weekend 2026: Fantasy football…. Thinking your team can win a playoff game. (Losing teams: Los Angeles Chargers, Philadelphia Eagles, Jacksonville Jaguars, Green Bay Packers, Carolina Panthers, Philadelphia Steelers)
195. Fantasy football is you thinking your team has a chance to win the Super Bowl.
196. Dad already knows who will win the Super Bowl LX… The team with the most points.
197. Super Bowl XX: Illinois Jokes: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
198. Indiana Jokes: What does COLTS stand for?… Count. On. Losing. The Super Bowl.
199. Super Bowl LVII: Kansas Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about them Chiefs? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
200. Super Bowl XX: Dos Equis… the official beer of Super Bowl XX:
201. Super Bowl LV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
202. Super Bowl LIX Jokes: What company should have been the #1 sponsor of Super Bowl 59?… NetfLIX.
203. Regular Season: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can make the playoffs.
204. Super Bowl LVIII: What is the most popular offensive football position for the Vegas Super Bowl?… the slot receiver.
205. Where’s the best place to watch the Raiders in the Super bowl?… The History Channel.
206. A man is attending the Super Bowl, when he notices an empty seat. Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn’t you have brought someone else? “They’re all at the funeral.”
207. New England Jokes: Milton, Massachusetts love Milton Williams.
208. New England Jokes: Dad, how do you win a Super Bowl without cheating?… I don’t know son, we are Patriots fans.
209. Super Bowl XLIX: What do the Patriots and Measles have in common?… They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something.
210. How many Patriots fans does it take to change a lightbulb?… None. They just talk about how good the old one was.
211. Georgia Jokes: The Patriots are true gentlemen…. They let the Falcons finish their game before they started theirs.
212. Music Jokes: Was nice to see the Rams and Patriots make it to the Maroon 5 concert last night.
213. American Revolution Jokes: The Chiefs’ defense isn’t doing well against the Patriots’ offense… Reminds me of colonial times.
214. Did you hear what weather is going to be for Super Bowl LIII? Sunny, clear sky with no Brees.
215. The Patriots had to re-sod their field… Even the grass wont root for them.
216. What do Patriots fans and horse flies have in common?… They’re both annoying.
217. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl XL jokes.
218. What does Patriots stand for Pay All The Refs In Order To Succeed.
219. What kind of pastry do defensive backs eat before playing the big game?… Turnovers!
220. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: What do the Patriots and Measles have in common?… They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something.
221. Iowa Jokes: Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa little money to my bookie. I lost a Super Bowl bet.
222. Super Bowl XLV: Should Tampa Bay be called Champ a Bay?
223. Iowa Jokes: Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa a lot money to my credit card. I just went to the Super Bowl.
224. Nevada Jokes: Where’s the best place to watch the Raiders in the Super bowl?… The History Channel.
225. Top 10 Super Bowl Ads: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the pizza company had Tom Brady in for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
226. Super Bowl XLVII: Music Jokes: What does Rihanna say when she doesn’t approve of Super Bowl commercials?… “Oh nah nah!”
227. Super Bowl XLVIII: Did you hear about how Mahomes almost got tackled during the last play of the Super Bowl?… Thankfully, he was saved by the Bell!
228. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ref… Ref who?… Ref-resh your snacks, the game’s back on!
229. I’m only here for the Puppy Bowl and the snack budget.
230. Groundhog Day Jokes: What do you call a groundhog that plays in the Super Bowl?… A ball hog. 
231. Super Bowl: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can win the Super Bowl.
232. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of this year’s Super Bowl?
233. What’s the difference between O. J. Simpson and the losing Super Bowl team?… O. J. Simpson had a defense.
234. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the oldest person to coach in the Super Bowl?… Marv Levy 68 years, 180 days (Super Bowl XXVIII)
235. Super Bowl XLVIII: Which 49ers player always gets the most dates?… Brock, he’s real Purdy!
236. Super Bowl XLVIII: Which 49ers player does Travis Kelce need to worry about stealing Taylor Swift’s affections?… Definitely number 13, Brock. He is Purdy!
237. Why do football players never wear glasses at the Super Bowl?… Because it is a contact sport!
238. What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver.
239. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name oldest coach to win Super Bowl?… Bruce Arians 68 years, 127 days (Super Bowl LV)
240. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the youngest person to coach in the Super Bowl?…
241. Pizza Jokes: “Let’s remember the real heroes at the Super Bowl… the pizza deliver guys.” Rainn Wilson.
242. Music Jokes: No one knows what Lady Gaga is going to do during the Super Bowl… Because you can’t read her poker face.
243. Skeleton Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Super Bowl?… Because he had no body to go with.
244. Marriage Jokes: A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super bowl. He didn’t realize when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding – so he can’t go. If you’re interested,.. the church is in New York City and the bride’s name is Donna.
245. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name youngestcoach to win Super Bowl?…
246. How did the Seahawks feel after they lost the Super Bowl 24-6? “Deflated” “I’m just here so I don’t get fined”
247. “That’s a bad call!” – me, with zero knowledge.
248. Ground Hog Day Jokes: What is Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow’s favorite holiday?… Ground Hog Day!
249. lorida Jokes: The Buccaneers didn’t win the Super Bowl… It might take weeks until we know the final score, as soon as they finish counting all the mail-in points.
250. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name youngest coach to in a Super Bowl?… Sean McVay (36 years and 20 days old) in Super Bowl LVI.
251. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the youngest person to coach in the Super Bowl?… Sean McVay (33 years old) in Super Bowl LIII.
252. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name youngest coach to win Super Bowl?… Sean McVay (36 years and 20 days old) in Super Bowl LVI.
253. Music Jokes: What do The Beatles and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?… Neither performed at the Super Bowl.
254. Super Bowl XLVIII: What did Christian say when he was tackled during the Super Bowl?… McCaff REALLY hurts!
255. Music Jokes: What do you call a 49’s fan holding a bottle of champagne after Super Bowl XLVII… A waiter.
256. Lord of the Rings Jokes: I’m throwing a hobbit Super Bowl party… It’s just a little get-together.
257. Psychology Jokes: Why do psychiatrists love Super Bowl football players?… Because they tackle their problems head-on!
258. New England Jokes: Dad, how do you win a Super Bowl without cheating?… I don’t know son, we are Patriots fans.
259. Did you hear that Campbell’s is one of the main sponsors of the big game this year?… Talk about a Soup-er Bowl!
260. Cheerleading Jokes: Who are the happiest people at the Super Bowl?… The cheerleaders.
261. The only penalty I know is double-dipping.
262. Covid Jokes: Did you hear about the Corona 2021 Super Bowl ad for their beer…. It’s already gone viral.
263. Losing Super Bowl Coach responding to interview question: “What do you think about the execution of your team? Coach Response: “I am all in favor of it!”
264. Wild Card Weekend: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can win a playoff game.
265. Regular Season: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can make the playoffs.
266. Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can win a divisional round playoff game.
267. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Super Bowl XLVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about Taylor Swift attending the Super Bowl?
268. Time to huddle…around the chip bowl.
269. Why was the Super Bowl receiver nicknamed “Bad News?”… Because bad news travels fast.
270. Super Bowl XLVIII: What did Purdy say to Brandon during the last play of the Super Bowl?… Aiyuk gonna catch this ball? If not, Samuel will!
271. Ground Hog Day Jokes: How was the Super Bowl football coach’s game plan on Groundhog day?… To use the running game of course. He wanted to “ground” it out.
272. Music Jokes: What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl?… It’s in half time.
273. Fantasy football is you thinking your team has a chance to win the Super Bowl.
274. Music Jokes: Super Bowl LVIII: What did Mahomes say when he heard who was performing the Super Bowl halftime show?… YEAH! YEAH! I used to listen to his music in the club with Mahomies!
275. Did you hear the jokes about the game winning Super Bowl touchdown?… It crosses the line.
276. Archery Jokes: Where is an archers favorite NFL stadium?… Arrowhead Stadium. Home of the Kansas City Chiefs.
277. Christmas Jokes: How did Scrooge win the Super Bowl?… The ghost of Christmas passed.
278. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes:
279. Labor Day Jokes: How do they hire Super Bowl referees?… With stilts.
280. The Patriots aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated.
281. What do the losing Super Bowl team and the mailman have in common?… Neither deliver on Sunday night.
282. Why do field goal kickers bring string to the Super Bowl?… Just in case they need to tie the score.
283. What’s the hardest thing about being a Super Bowl quarterback?… The ground.
284. We may not get a Super Bowl ring… but we’ve got onion rings.
285. High School Jokes: High School Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time.
286. Middle School Jokes: Elementary School Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time.
287. What’s the difference between the losing Super Bowl football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
288. What is harder for a Super Bowl receiver to catch the faster he runs?… His breath!
289. Did you hear about the joke the Super Bowl quarterback told his receivers?… It went over their heads.
290. Did you hear what weather is going to be for Super Bowl LIII?… Sunny, clear sky with no Brees.
291. How is the bad economy affecting the Super Bowl?… Instead of a coin toss they are now going to play rock, paper, scissors!
292. Reindeer Jokes: What did the reindeer say to the football player?… “Your Blitzen days are over!”
293. Why can’t Mahomes call his momma after the Super Bowl?… No reception.
294. Why are Super Bowl football stadiums always cool?… Because they’re full of fans.
295. So, it’s now officially a week after the Super Bowl, can we please stop with the Super Bowl jokes?… They’re going right over my head.
296. Dad Jokes: I told my son that the Super Bowl is next week. He said, “Cool! I wanna watch!” I said, “Why? Your cell phone tells time.”
297. Super Bowl XLVIII: What does Samuel shout to Purdy during every play of the game?… Pass me Dee-ball!
298. Super Bowl LIII One of the LOWEST POINTS of my life.
299. Super Bowl XLVIII: Why does Travis Kelce listen to music on his phone before every football game?… Because he broke all the records!
300. Super Bowl XLVIII: Why does Purdy always feel safe in the pocket?… Because he Banks on the fact that Aaron will always get his quarterback!
301. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go watch the Super Bowl!
302. Where is an archers favorite NFL stadium?… Arrowhead Stadium. Home of the Kansas City Chiefs.
303. What do you say to greet someone when you first get to a Super Bowl party?… Gimme some pigskin!
304. Super Bowl XLVIII: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Patrick Mahomes and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
305. Super Bowl XLVIII: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Brock Purdy and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
306. Elementary School Jokes A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.”
307. Here’s my Super Bowl game plan… Devour all the snacks
308. Where do players dance after playing in the Super Bowl?… At a foot ball!
309. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Super Super Bowl XLVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about all the Taylor Swift fans watching the Super Bowl this year?
310. What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
311. Why do Super Bowl coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward.
312. Dad Jokes: Dad already knows who will win the 2025 Super Bowl… The team with the most points.
313. What’s as big as the Lombardi trophy, but weighs nothing?… It’s shadow.
314. Why do football players never get good seats on the flight to the Super Bowl game?… Because they always say, “Put me in coach!”
315. Why did the poor, rookie Super Bowl quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet!
316. Why is Charlie Sheen in such a good mood?… Because James Harrison now holds the record for most illegal hits!
317. Covid Jokes: Corona didn’t need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer…. It’s already gone viral.
318. Where do Super Bowl contenders get their uniforms for the big game?… New Jersey!
319. Why should players wear armor to the Super Bowl?… Because it’s a knight game!
320. What’s the difference between the losing Super Bowl team’s fan and a baby?… A baby will stop whining eventually.
321. Can Super Bowl players can jump higher than the goal posts?… Yes, field goal posts can’t jump!
322. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?…Hans…Hans who?… Hans to the face is a penalty.
323. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Flip… Flip who?… Flip the Super Bowl coin!
324. What did the Super Bowl receiver say to the football before the big game?… Catch you later.
325. Why can’t losing Super Bowl quarterback use the phone anymore?… Because he can’t find the receiver.
326. TV News on the Super Bowl: It’s always “team coverage.”
327. I totally forgot the Super Bowl was tonight!… Don’t worry; so did the losing team…
328. Funny Super Bowl Ads: Amy Schumer has said she won’t do any Super Bowl commercials this year in support of Colin Kapernic. Thank God! Maybe this years Super Bowl commercials will be funny.
329. Why can’t there be Super Bowl games on the moon?… There’s no atmosphere!
330. What would you get if you crossed a Super Bowl player and the Invisible Man?… Football like no one has ever seen. (Halloween Jokes)
331. Super Bowl Jokes:
332. Why don’t football players wear glasses?… Because football is a contact sport!
333. Why do ghosts always get free tickets to the Super Bowl?… Because the coaches want to make sure that there is team spirit!
334. The Atlanta Falcons just came out and said they won the Super Bowl… until the illegal second half was played. (Georgia Jokes)
335. When is a Super Bowl football player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench. (Lawyer Jokes)
336. A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited. However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium. So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field. He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken. The man replies, “No.” The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?” The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.” “Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?” “No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.” (Cemetery Jokes)
337. What did the Super Bowl coach say to the broken vending machine?… Give me my quarterback!
338. Which Super Bowl player is the easiest target to hit with the football?… The wide receiver.
339. What is the worst drink to serve to players at the Super Bowl?… A penal-tea!
340. How is losing money in a payphone like the Super Bowl?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
341. I heard England won the Super Bowl… But what would I know, I’m not a big fan of tennis anyways. (Tennis Jokes)
342. Hothead Pat, upset by how the Super Bowl is going, starts destroying things. Police get on the megaphone trying to evacuate the area: “Go, Pat riots!” (New England Jokes)
343. Did you here about the Super Bowl player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub? (Veteran’s Day Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
344. In the Super Bowl, why did the football quit playing?… It was tired of being kicked around.
345. Why do field goal kickers attend ballet lessons?… So that they can do the splits upright! (Dance Jokes)
346. Since the Seahawks came out to U2 music they will win. Me: Wal-Mart had four copies of the Joshua Tree on vinyl. What a waste. Dad: I’ll buy one tomorrow… with or without you.
347. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hans… Hans who?… Hans to the face is a penalty. (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
348. Football fans are strange: 22 strong men run around a field for at least two hours. All this while, 80 000 people who probably don’t exercise – sit and cheer in stands.
349. Why are centipedes not allowed to play in the Super Bowl?… It takes too long to put their cleats on.
350. Why wasn’t the dog interested in playing in the Super Bowl?… It was a boxer. (Boxing Jokes)
351. What did the football players think about the stadium lights during the Super Bowl?… They gave them GLOWING reviews.
352. Why did the Super Bowl football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
353. Why do the best Super Bowl field goal kickers take gymnastics lessons?… To learn how to split the uprights! (Gymnastics Jokes)
354. Congratulation Chiefs . . . . . . The best Super Bowl I have seen this year, heck, this decade!!!
355. How are Super Bowl tail-backs similar to water?… They both can run! (Track and Field Jokes)
356. If the Super Bowl went into overtime… does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?
357. Super Bowl LV: What’s the difference between a Patric Mahomes and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
358. Why did the football players cry when they lost the Super Bowl?… They’re a bawl club.
359. What kind of tea do they serve football players at the Super Bowl?… Penaltea. (Tea Jokes)
360. What do football players wear to the Super Bowl?… Armor – because it’s a knight game. (Knight Jokes)
361. What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?… Turn off the XBox.
362. What did the football say to the Super Bowl place kicker?… “I get a kick out of you.”
363. What are you gonna bring to the super bowl party?… A big spoon!
364. What’s Peyton Mannings favorite TV show?… Duck Dynasty. (Duck Jokes)
365. How do you keep the losing Super Bowl football team out of your yard?… Put up a goalpost.
366. What is harder for a Super Bowl tailback to catch the faster he runs?… His breath! (Track and Field Jokes)
367. What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and an elementary student?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Elementary School Jokes)
368. What does the losing Super Bowl team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
369. Who’s the smartest player to win a Super Bowl?… Tom Brainy.
370. What do you call a Texans player at the Super Bowl?… Lost.
371. What is the hardest foot to buy a football cleat for?… A square foot. (Math Jokes)
372. Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a Super Bowl player?… Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
373. My dad asked me which Super Bowl commercial I liked better, the Doritos one or the Mountain Dew one. I told him, “It’s a tie, dad.”
374. Did you hear that some NFL football teams don’t have a website?…They can’t string three “Ws” together.
375. My idea of a “super bowl” is an extra-large bowl of guacamole.
376. Why can’t there be Super Bowl games in space?… There’s no atmosphere!
377. What kind of pastry do defensive coordinators eat before the Super Bowl?… Turnovers!
378. What do Super Bowl players do when they get overheated?… They get closer to the fans.
379. Dad: Son, what would happen if neither team won the Super Bowl? Son: It’s a Tide ad.
380. What runs around the field during the Super Bowl – but never moves?… A wall.
381. What’s better than the Super Bowl?… Hyperbole.
382. Why wouldn’t the football player eat Wheaties?… He was waiting for a Supper bowl. (Cereal Jokes)
383. Which teams always get fresh uniforms for the Super Bowl?… New Jersey.
384. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Tess me… Tess me who?… Tess me the football! (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
385. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent team to win the Super Bowl? (Canoe Jokes)
386. What did L.C. Greenwood have stuck in his teeth in Superbowl X?… A quarterback!.
387. What’s the difference between a Tom Brady and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
388. How are Super Bowl tail-backs similar to water?… They both can run! (Track and Field Jokes)
389. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent halftime performance at the Super Bowl? (Canoe Jokes)
390. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent team to lose the Super Bowl? (Canoe Jokes)
391. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent coach to win the Super Bowl? (Canoe Jokes)
392. Sure was cold at the Super Bowl last night. Thankfully there was no Brees though.
393. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent coach to lose the Super Bowl? (Canoe Jokes)
394. Anyone see 50 cent perform at the Super Bowl?… Inflation is real.
395. That Super Bowl was so good… It was the best one I’ve seen all year.
396. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent player to win the Super Bowl MVP? (Canoe Jokes)
397. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the player who has won the most Super Bowl MVPs? (Canoe Jokes)
398. Why will it be warmer in the stadium the day after the Super Bowl?… All the fans will be gone.
399. Did you hear about the Super Bowl football who wore two jackets when he painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
400. The Super Bowl is this weekend, don’t forget to bring a jacket because it’s supposed to get cold… Luckily, there shouldn’t be any Brees though.
401. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the player who has won the most Super Bowls? (Canoe Jokes)
402. Why shouldn’t toddlers wear Rich Gannon jerseys on Super Bowl Sunday?… Too much of a choking hazard. (Gannon threw a Super Bowl record five interceptions, three of which were returned for touchdowns)
403. Where do the quickest football players like to eat?… Fast food restaurants. (Fast Food Jokes)
404. Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the Super Bowl football team?… They needed a little team spirit. (Ghost Jokes)
405. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the franchise who has won the most Super Bowls? (Canoe Jokes)
406. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the coach who has won the most Super Bowls? (Canoe Jokes)
407. What do you call a Lions player at the Super Bowl?… A spectator.
408. Super Bowl LIII Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he only has one.
409. What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl?… It’s in half time. (Music Jokes)
410. How are scrambled eggs like slow Super Bowl corner-backs?… They’re both beaten.
411. My friend bought tickets for the Super Bowl LV on February 7th 2021 in Tampa Bay not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. So if someone is interested… The church is in Rochester, the women’s name is Clarissa. (Wedding Jokes & Florida Jokes)
412. Where do athletes go to get a new Super Bowl uniform?… New Jersey. (Geography Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for U.S. States)
413. Which football player wears the biggest helmet on Super Bowl Sunday?… The one with the biggest head! (Biology Jokes)
414. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Flip… Flip me who?… Flip me the football!
415. What do you call an Atlanta Falcons football player with a Super Bowl ring?… A thief. (Police Jokes)
416. Why did the football quit playing in the Super Bowl?… It was tired of being kicked around.
417. What do you call a groundhog that plays in the Super Bowl?… A ball hog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
418. Why do the best Super Bowl field goal kickers take ballet lessons?… To learn how to split the uprights! (Ballet Jokes)
419. This was the most Superbowlly… Super Bowl ever Super Bowl LI. (Grammar Jokes)
420. What did the football players think about the stadium lights during the Super Bowl?… They gave them GLOWING reviews.
421. What did the football say to the Super Bowl punter?… “I get a kick out of you.” (College Jokes)
422. My pops and I watched the Super Bowl commercials together… We skip most of the football due to the annoying announcers, confusing rules and frequent replay delays, but I was able to come up with an answer when he asked what happens when both teams fail to score in OT. It’s a tie, Dad.
423. What kind of ends do you find in libraries?… Book ends. (Library Jokes)
424. So, there’s the Super Bowl. After that, there’s the Mega Bowl. Then, after that, there’s the Giga Bowl. Anymore than that, though, would just be Tera Bowl.
425. Who’s the smartest player to win a Super Bowl?… Tom Brainy.
426. What did the mummy Super Bowl coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Halloween Jokes)
427. Why was the receiver nicknamed “Bad News?”… Because bad news travels fast.
428. What did the reindeer say to the football player?… “Your Blitzen days are over!” (Reindeer Jokes)
429. Why was Cinderella such a bad at football?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Halloween Jokes & Disney Jokes)
430. Why do Super Bowl coaches like place kicker?… Because punters always put their best foot forward. (Biology Jokes)
431. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Tess me… Tess me who?… Tess me the football!
432. What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and a kindergarten student?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Kindergarten Jokes)
433. What is Campbell’s favorite athletic event?… The “soup” er Bowl.
434. What kind of pastry do defensive backs eat before playing the Super Bowl?… Turnovers! (Dessert Jokes)
435. Did you hear about the joke the Super Bowl quarterback told his receivers?… It went over their heads.
436. How is the Super Bowl football coach’s game plan on Groundhog day?… To use the running game of course. He wanted to “ground” it out. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
437. Which Super Bowl player wears the biggest cleats?… The one with the biggest feet! (Biology Jokes)
438. What was the Rams fan planning to do when his team won the Super Bowl?… Turn off his XBox.
439. What is the difference between a Browns fan and a baby?… Babies stop crying after awhile. (Baby Jokes)
440. How did the football team win a game on Groundhog day?… They ground it out with the running game. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
441. A football coach walked into the changing room before a game.  He looked over to his new signing and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed arithmetic, but we need you to be in the team. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right then you will be allowed to play.” The player agreed, so coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What’s two plus two?” The player thought for a moment and then answered, “4?” “Did you say 4?” the coach exclaimed, excited that the player had actually got the right answer. Suddenly all the other players on the team began shouting, “Come on coach, give him another chance!” (College Jokes)
442. Why did the NFL football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
443. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
444. What football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
445. How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
446. What did the football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.”
447. If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use?… Your fishing tackle. (Top Fishing Jokes)
448. Why do coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward.
449. Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet.
450. What do you call a lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker.
451. Did you here about the football player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub?
452. Where do hungry football players play?… In the Supper Bowl.
453. Did you hear that some NFL football teams don’t have a website?…They can’t string three “Ws” together.
454. What’s the difference between the poor, inconsistent football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
455. What does a bad football team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
456. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?… “Give me my quarterback!”
457. What kind of ends do you find in libraries?… Book ends.
458. Which player is the easiest target to hit with the football?… The wide receiver.
459. Who are the happiest people at the football game?… The cheerleaders.
460. Where do quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture.
461. Why can’t the struggling quarterback get into his own driveway?… Someone painted an endzone on it.
462. Which football team cooks gourmet meals together?… The Kansas City Chefs.
463. What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?… ALL the NFL teams not in the Super Bowl.
464. Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?… Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
465. Why did the elephant who was a football fan start a stampede?… Because he wanted to play for the Chargers.
466. What did the mummy football coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!”
467. When is a football player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
468. What would you get if you crossed a football player and the Invisible Man?… Football like no one has ever seen.
469. Why was Cinderella such a bad at football?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
470. What’s infinite times better than the Super Bowl?… The Hyperbole
471. What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?… Gives the X Box back to grandkids.
472. The Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, Houston Texans, and Jacksonville Jaguwalk into a bar… To watch the Super Bowl

Funny Superbowl Quotes

1. I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had gone into professional football the name Jerry Ford might have been a household word today. – President Gerald Ford
2. I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel ‘em one by one until I get to the ball carrier. Him, I keep. – DT Big Daddy Lipscomb on his tackling technique
3. He is the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference. – Steve Owen on Bronko Nagurski
4. I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first. – Saints RB, George Rogers
5. I’m a light eater. As soon as it’s light, I start to eat. – Art Donovan
6. The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
7. “Most football players are temperamental. That’s 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.” Doug Plank, former-Chicago Bears
8. “Rapport? You mean like, ‘You run as fast as you can, and I’ll throw it as far as I can?’” QB Jeff Kemp on his rapport with WR Jerry Rice
9. “We’re as clean as any team. We wash our hands before we hit anybody.” Nate Newton
10. “I always enjoy animal acts.” President Calvin Coolidge when asked if he wanted to meet the Chicago Bears