Dinosaur Jokes

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1. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best dinosaur jokes.
2. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: What do you call a dinosaur that loves Cinco De Mayo?… A Fiesta-saurus Rex! 
3. What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?… a thesaurus.
4. What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?… Jurassic Pork!
5. What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?… Comet.
6. What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?… A Bronto-snorus.
7. What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal?… Dino- score!
8. Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?… Because they can’t afford new ones!
9. What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?… Tyrannasaurus wreck!
10. How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?… Tea Rex?
11. What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?… Try Sara’s Tops
12. What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?… Baby Dinosaurs.
13. Who makes dinosaur clothes?… dino-sewer.
14. What does Jimmy Walker think about dinosaurs?… They are DINO MYTE!
15. Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?… The chicken hadn’t evolved yet!
16. Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?… Anywhere he wants to.
17. What do you call a dinosaur that eats it’s vegetables?… A.brocileasoarus
18. Which dinosaur slept all day ?… The dino-snore!
19. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?… Because the ‘p’ is silent. 
20. What do you call a dinosaurs fart?… “A blast from the past” 
21. What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth?… Bronto-swore-us.
23.  What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?… Sir. 
24. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?… Anything you like, he won’t hear you!  
25. What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops?… Enormous holes in the base boards. 
26. How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you?…  By the `D’ on his pajamas. 
27. How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you?… By the dinosnores. 
28. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?… Try and try and try and try-ceratops 
29. How do you upset a dinosaur?… Touchasaurus Spot. 
30. What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?… A flat Tire-annosaurus! 
31. What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?… Tomato-saurus. 
32. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?… Tyrannosaurus wrecks! 
33. What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?… A dino-saw! 
34. What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?… Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex. 
35. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?… Doyouthinkhesawus. 
36. What kind of dinosaur works for the police?… A trisara-cop. 
37. Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?… At the dino-shore. 
38. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?… Tyrannosaurus wrecks! 
39. What do you call Tyrannosaurus Rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?… Tyrannosaurus Tex! 
40. Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw?… Cause they don’t know how to cook. 
41. What do you get when a dinosaur blows it’s nose?… OUT of the way!! 
42. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?… Tyrannosaurus wrecks! 
43. What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?… What a lavaly day! 
44. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?… Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet. 
45. What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented?… A Model T-Rex. 
46. What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?… A Dinosaucer 
47. Which dinosaur is pure evil?… Daemonosaurus.
48. How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?… Down in the mouth! 
49. What’s green and purple and goes up and down?… Barney in an elevator. 
50. What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?… Tyrannosaurus wrecks. 
51. What do your call a dinosaur with one eye?… Eye-saur. 
52. What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?… Rep Tiles. 
53. What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?… Ptera Don. 
54. What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?… Find somewhere else to sleep! 
55. Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?… Exactly the same as short dinosaurs! 
56. What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?… Anything you want. He can’t hear you. 
57. Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?… Because she had no guts! 
58. What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?… Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex. 
59. What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur?… Dino-mite. 
60. What was the most flexible dinosaur?… Tyrannosaurus Flex. 
61. Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?… Because she was a plant eater! 
62. Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?… Because he is a meat eater! 
63. What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?… Dino-sore! 
64. What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses?… uthinkhesawrus. 
65. Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?… Because they wouldn’t take a bath! 
66. What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?… Two dinosaurs! 
67. What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?… Anything you want, it can’t hear you! 
68. What does a Triceratops sit on?… Its Tricera-bottom. 
69. What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?… A Bronco-saurus! 
70. What was the scariest prehistoric animal?… The Terror-dactyl! 
71. What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?… A Stegosaurus on roller skates! 
72. What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ?… A Tricera-hops! 
73. What family does Maiasaur belong to?… I don’t think any families in our neighborhood have one!
74. What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?… A flat Tire-annosaurus! 
75. What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?… A Stegosau-rust! 
76. What’s better than a talking dinosaur ?… A spelling bee! 
77. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?… A dino-sewer! Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?… Tricera-cops! 
78. What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?… Rep. Tile! 
79. Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?… To the dino-shore! 
80. Where did Velociraptor buy things?… At a dino-store! 
81. What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?… A Diplodocus with a sore throat! 
82. How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?… One. After that, the box isn’t empty anymore! 
83. How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator?… The door won’t close! 
84. What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?… My-feet-are-saurus 
85. How do you make a dinosaur float?… Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur! 
86. When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?… When it’s not raining!
87. Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?… Any kind! A house cannot jump! 
88. What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth?… A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich! 
89. What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur?… Cheer him up! 
90. What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT?… Dino-mite. 
91. Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?… Because no one ever tells them anything! 
92. What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?… Anything she wants! 
93. What’s the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?… The strawberry is red! 
94. Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?… So she could hide in the strawberry patch! 
95. What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?… Strawberry jam! 
96. JAM I AM
97. What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?… Baby dinosaurs! 
98. Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down?… In the dark! 
99. Why does a brontosaurus have a long neck?… Because it’s feet smell. 
100. What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?… A toothbrush. 
101. What is in the middle of dinosaurs ?… The letter “s”!
102. Where do dinosaurs get their mail?… At the dead-letter office! 
103. What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?… Her shadow! 
104. What’s green and hangs from trees?… Dinosaur snot. 
105. What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?… Long distance! 
106. What dinosaur is always sad?… Cryalotosaurus
107. What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?… Hello, hello! 
108. Is it true that a dinosaur won’t attack if you hold a tree branch?… That depends on how fast you carry it!
109. What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks?… A dino-mite.
110. What do you call a dinosaur that’s a loud sleeper?… A Snore-a-sorus 
111. Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you’d be… Gorgeousaurus