Current World Cup Soccer Jokes

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  1. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Cup knock knock jokes.
  2. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: The 2026 World Cup Final… Spain is looking for a nice clean final… Argentina a real Messi one.
  3. Pirate Jokes: Who are pirates cheering for in the 2026 World Cup Final?… Ahrr-gentina.
  5. The World Cup has been real Messi since, June 16, 2006… We will miss Lionel Messi.
  6. Argentina defeated England 2 – 1… Looks like it is going to be a Messi World Cup Final.
  7. Music Jokes: “It’s like the Eras Tour but for Messi”
  8. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes & Tea Jokes: England lost in the semifinals of the 2026 World Cup to Argentina… wouldn’t it be great if they won on penal – tea kicks?
  9. Bastille Day Jokes: France playing in the World Cup semifinal ON BASTILLE DAY 2026… Tres Bien!… Losing to Spain… Tres mal!
  10. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name for the 3rd Place Match in the World Cup?… Bronze Final.
  11. Biology Jokes: World Cup Soccer is the only  sport that’s not a game of inches… It’s a game of feet.
  12. World Cup Question: Semi-Finals or Demi-Finals?
  13. World Geography Jokes: A German walks into a bar after the World Cup. As he is ordering a beer, he notices an American sitting at the edge of the bar. After a tense pause, he says, “Hey American! How many World Cups have you won?” The American calmly replies “Hey German. How many World Wars have you won?”
  14. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Top 4 FIFA teams advanced to the World Cup Semifinals?… England, Spain, France, & Argentina.
  15. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the top cheer for Spanish World Cup fans?… “Vamos españa.”
  16. Pirate Jokes: Who is a pirate’s favorite team in the World Cup?… Ahrr-gentina.
  17. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: What’s an English World Cup soccer fan’s favorite part of the semifinals?… Penal – tea kicks.
  18. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the top cheer for French World Cup fans?… “Allez les Bleus!”
  19. World Cup 2026: With Argentina’s amazing 3-1 quarterfinal win against Switzerland… It looks like it is going to be Messi semifinals.
  20. Bastille Day Jokes: France playing in the World Cup semifinal ON BASTILLE DAY 2026… Tres Bien!
  21. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Belgium goalie, Thibaut Courtois, had to leave the semifinal game against Spain?
  22. World Cup 2026: With Argentina’s amazing Round of 16 comeback… It looks like it is going to be Messi Quarterfinals.
  23. Christmas Jokes: What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
  24. I tell World Cup soccer jokes… just for kicks.
  25. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: How often does the Belgium Soccer team reach the World Cup Quarterfinals?… Once in a Blue Moon.
  26. Wrestling Jokes: Who is the unofficial wrestler of the Morocco World Cup Soccer Team?… The Magnificent Don Muraco.
  27. American Revolution Jokes: England has historically struggled in Boston.
  28. Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for World Cup teams that advance to the Semifinals?… Alive and Kicking by Simple Minds.
  29. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: Team USA fan’s sign “Why not U.S.?”… Ask Belgium.
  30. Music Jokes: What is a popular LL Cool J song during the semifinals in the World Cup… “Mama Said Knock You Out!”
  31. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Spain’s Fabián Ruiz baby celebration after scoring a goal vs. Belgium in the 2026 quarterfinals match?
  32. Boston Jokes: Can you believe the Norwegian team, with it’s Viking Row played at Boston Stadium… In FoxboROW?
  33. Crayon Jokes: Crayola…. The unofficial sponsor of the Red Card.
  34. Archaeology Jokes: Summer 2026 “All the museums and archaeological sites of Mexico will be closed and guarded until the English leave the country.”
  35. Doctor Jokes: Is there a team in the 2026 World Cup called Doctor Congo?
  36. American Revolution Jokes: It is becoming more and more obvious how important home field advantage was during the Revolutionary War.
  37. 4th of July Jokes: Why did the hot dog go to the World Cup Watch party?… Because it heard it was buns of fun.
  38. Retirement Jokes: Did you hear about the former World Cup  soccer player who just turned 101?… He’s still alive and kicking. 
  39. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: No Way!!!… Norway advanced to the Quarterfinals for the 1st time in history on July 5, 2026, defeating Brazil 2-1.
  40. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad Netherlands won Group F in Pool Play?