Top 50 2026 World Cup Jokes

by | Jul 9, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Cup knock knock jokes.
  2. Bastille Day Jokes: France playing in the World Cup semifinal ON BASTILLE DAY 2026… Tres Bien!
  3. American Revolution Jokes: It is becoming more and more obvious how important home field advantage was during the Revolutionary War.
  4. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the top cheer for French World Cup fans?… “Allez les Bleus!”
  5. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the top cheer for Spanish World Cup fans?… “Vamos españa.”
  6. “All the museums and archaeological sites of Mexico will be closed and guarded until the English leave the country.”
  7. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Spain’s Fabián Ruiz baby celebration after scoring a goal vs. Belgium in the 2026 quarterfinals match
  8. Christmas Jokes: What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
  9. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: How often does the Belgium Soccer team reach the World Cup Round of 16?… Once in a Blue Moon.
  10. World Cup Pun: I’m having a ball this World Cup.
  11. Blue Moon Beer… the unofficial sponsor of the Belgium World Cup Soccer Team.
  12. American Revolution Jokes: England has historically struggled in Boston.
  13. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: Team USA fan’s sign “Why not U.S.?”… Ask Belgium.
  14. Who are the pirates favorite team at the world cup?… Ahrr-gentina.
  15. Music Jokes: “It’s like the Eras Tour but for Messi”
  16. Boston Jokes: When people saw a Scotland Soccer fan peeing in Boston… WICKED PISSAH.
  17. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: No Way!!!… Norway advanced to the Quarterfinals for the 1st time in history on July 5, 2026, defeating Brazil 2-1.
  18. 4th of July Jokes: With America’s 250th Anniversary, was there any doubt the US Soccer team would still be playing after the 4th of July?
  19. Boston Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Scotland’s Tartan Army took over Fenway Park during the World Cup?
  20. How is Lionel Messi like a magician?… They both do hat tricks.
  21. Biology Jokes: World Cup Soccer is the only sport that’s not a game of inches… It’s a game of feet.
  22. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Kylian Mbappé holds the World Cup record for the most goals scored in knockout round matches (10).
  23. I tell 2026 World Cup soccer jokes… just for kicks.
  24. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe all three host countries were eliminated in Round of 16. (Morocco 3 Canada 0, Belgium 4 United States 1, England 3 México 2)
  25. Morocco Mole… The unofficial mascot of the Morocco World Cup Soccer team.
  26. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: If France scores 3 goals in the World Cup quarterfinals… Tres Bien!
  27. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe all three host countries advanced to the Round of 16. (Canada 1 South Africa 0, United States 2 Bosnia-Herzegovina 0, México 2  Ecuador 0)
  28. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad Netherlands won Group F in Pool play?
  29. No Way!!!… Norway advanced to the Quarterfinals for the 1st time in history on July 5, 2026, defeating Brazil 2-1.
  30. Canada Day Jokes: July 1st, 2026: What a Canada Day!! Canada is hosting the World Cup AND has advanced to the Round of 16!!!.
  31. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the site of the Round of 16 USA Soccer Team game vs. Belgium?… Seattle Stadium.
  32. When Team USA won the Round of 16 match vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina in the 2026 Wolrd Cup?… Why not U.S.?
  33. When Scotland comes to a World Cup Host City… they bring PLAID tidings.
  34. No Way!!!… Norway won it’s 1st knockout round game on June 30, 2026, securing its first-ever World Cup knockout stage victory by defeating Ivory Coast 2-1.
  35. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the site where the USA Soccer Team defeated Bosnia and Herzegovina in the 2026 World Cup Round of 16?… SANTA CLARA, Calif, Levi’s Stadium.
  36. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad Netherlands advanced to the Knockout Stage?
  37. Boston Jokes: Can you believe the Norwegian team, with it’s Viking Row played at Boston Stadium… In FoxboROW?
  38. What do you call an American in the World Cup Final… Ref.
  39. Dog Jokes: The best dog breed for World Cup soccer is the goal-den retriever. 
  40. World Cup Soccer Jokes: June 11th – World Cup Soccer Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the start of the 2026 World Cup?… June 11th, 2026.
  41. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Didier Deschamps Becomes Head Coach with Most Wins in FIFA World Cup History. With the 3-0 victory against Sweden, Deschamps notched his 17th World Cup tournament victory as manager June 26, 2026 with 17 wins.
  42. When Team USA qualified for the 2026 Wolrd Cup?… Why not U.S.?
  43. When Team USA won Pool D in the 2026 Wolrd Cup?… Why not U.S.?
  44. When Team USA won the Round of 16 match vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina in the 2026 Wolrd Cup?… Why not U.S.?
  45. When Team USA qualified for the 2026 Wolrd Cup?… Why not U.S.?
  46. When Team USA won Pool D in the 2026 Wolrd Cup?… Why not U.S.?
  47. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the World Cup record of Cristiano Ronaldo?… Cristiano Ronaldo holds the all-time record as the first and only player to score in six different men’s FIFA World Cup tournaments (2006, 2010, 2014, 2018, 2022, and 2026).
  48. World Cup 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Canada had its 1st Ever World Cup Win 6 – 0 vs. Qatar in 2026?
  49. World Cup 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Canada’s 1st Ever World Cup Win 6 – 0 vs. Qatar in 2026 was IN Canada.
  50. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe list the 2026 Canadian World Cup host cities?… Vancouver, British Columbia, Toronto, Ontario.

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