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- Biology Jokes: World Cup Soccer is the only sport that’s not a game of inches… It’s a game of feet.
- Bastille Day Jokes: France playing in the World Cup semifinal ON BASTILLE DAY 2026… Tres Bien!
- American Revolution Jokes: England has historically struggled in Boston.
- World Cup 2026: With Argentina’s amazing Round of 16 comeback… It looks like it is going to be Messi Quarterfinals.
- World Geography Jokes: A German walks into a bar after the World Cup. As he is ordering a beer, he notices an American sitting at the edge of the bar. After a tense pause, he says, “Hey American! How many World Cups have you won?” The American calmly replies “Hey German. How many World Wars have you won?”
- 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: How often does the Belgium Soccer team reach the World Cup Quarterfinals?… Once in a Blue Moon.
- Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for World Cup teams that advance to the Semifinals?… Alive and Kicking by Simple Minds.
- Pirate Jokes: Who is a pirate’s favorite team in the World Cup?… Ahrr-gentina.
- Music Jokes: “It’s like the Eras Tour but for Messi”
- Christmas Jokes: What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
- 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: Team USA fan’s sign “Why not U.S.?”… Ask Belgium.
- Music Jokes: What is a popular LL Cool J song during the semifinals in the World Cup… “Mama Said Knock You Out!”
- I tell World Cup soccer jokes… just for kicks.
- Boston Jokes: Can you believe the Norwegian team, with it’s Viking Row played at Boston Stadium… In FoxboROW?
- Crayon Jokes: Crayola…. The unofficial sponsor of the Red Card.
- Archaeology Jokes: Summer 2026 “All the museums and archaeological sites of Mexico will be closed and guarded until the English leave the country.”
- Doctor Jokes: Is there a team in the 2026 World Cup called Doctor Congo?
- American Revolution Jokes: It is becoming more and more obvious how important home field advantage was during the Revolutionary War.
- 4th of July Jokes: Why did the hot dog go to the World Cup Watch party?… Because it heard it was buns of fun.
- Retirement Jokes: Did you hear about the former World Cup soccer player who just turned 101?… He’s still alive and kicking.
- 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: No Way!!!… Norway advanced to the Quarterfinals for the 1st time in history on July 5, 2026, defeating Brazil 2-1.
- World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad Netherlands won Group F in Pool Play?
- Delivering good World Cup soccer jokes is my goal.
- World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Scotland’s Tartan Army took over Fenway Park during the World Cup?
- World Cup 2026: How is Lionel Messi like a magician?… They both do hat tricks.
- Dog Jokes: The best dog breed for World Cup soccer is the goal-den retriever.
- Cemetery Jokes: A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there’s an extra seat in between himself and the next guy. The man says, “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?” The guy replies, “Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.” The man says back, “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?” The guy says, “No. They’re all at the funeral.”
- 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: Morocco Mole… The unofficial mascot of the Morocco World Cup Soccer team.
- World Cup Pun: I’m having a ball this World Cup.
- Canada Day Jokes: July 1st, 2026: What a Canada Day!! Canada is hosting the World Cup AND has advanced to the Round of 16!!!
- World Geography Jokes: World Cup 2018: Let’s face it… That’s not the first time Germany has gone into Russia unprepared…
- Boston Jokes: When people saw a Scotland Soccer fan peeing in Boston… WICKED PISSAH.
- The World Cup… the closest we will get to World Peace.
- Coffee Jokes: The Dutch have invaded Dutch Bros.
- World Cup Pun: The World Cup Final and my couch… A match made in heaven.
- Where are the seats for Norway World Cup soccer fans?… Viking Row.
- World Geography Jokes: What is Scotland’s new mascot for the World Cup finals?… A Scottish Terrier.
- Cape Cod Jokes: What is a Cape Cod lifeguard’s favorite part of the World Cup?… Pool Play.
- Tea Jokes: What’s the difference between (country of your choice)’s World Cup soccer squad and a teabag?… A tea bag stays in the cup longer.
- Florida Jokes: Apparently, some Scottish fans are traveling through the jungle to get to Miami this summer. Who are they?… The Tarzan Army!
- 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: If France scores 3 goals in the World Cup semifinal… Tres Bien!
- World Cup 2026: Most of the world is hoping for a clean World Cup Soccer final, except Argentina… They would like a Messi one.
- December Jokes: In order to help Russia’s chances at the World Cup… The tournament has been moved to December.
- World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the country that has the most World Cup Championships?… Brazil: 5 titles (1958, 1962, 1970, 1994, 2002)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the country that won the most recent World Cup Championship?… Argentina won their third title in Qatar on December 18, 2022, defeating France in a penalty shootout after a 3-3 draw.
- Welcome to World Cup 2026… The only tournament where the ball is sponsored by the NSA and every goal triggers a captcha.
- Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for World Cup teams that advance to the Quarterfinals?… Alive and Kicking by Simple Minds.
- 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Kylian Mbappé holds the World Cup record for the most goals scored in knockout round matches (10).
- Timex… an official sponsor of World Cup WATCH parties.