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- June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Cup knock knock jokes.
- Biology Jokes: World Cup Soccer is the only sport that’s not a game of inches… It’s a game of feet.
- Christmas Jokes: What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
- World Geography Jokes: A German walks into a bar after the World Cup. As he is ordering a beer, he notices an American sitting at the edge of the bar. After a tense pause, he says, “Hey American! How many World Cups have you won?” The American calmly replies “Hey German. How many World Wars have you won?”
- World Cup 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Scotland’s Tartan Army took over Fenway Park during the World Cup?
- I tell World Cup soccer jokes… just for kicks.
- World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange who? Orange you glad Netherlands qualified for the 2026 World Cup?
- World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Scotland’s John McGinn’s goal celebration.
- World Geography Jokes: World Cup 2018: Let’s face it… That’s not the first time Germany has gone into Russia unprepared…
- Retirement Jokes: Did you hear about the World Cup soccer player who just turned 101?… He’s still alive and kicking.
- Pirate Jokes: Who is a pirate’s favorite team at the World Cup?… Ahrr-gentina.
- Dog Jokes: The best dog breed for World Cup soccer is the goal-den retriever.
- December Jokes: In order to help Russia’s chances at the World Cup… The tournament has been moved to December.
- We hoped for a good clean World Cup Final… But instead we got a Messi one.
- Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for World Cup teams that advance from pool play?… Alive and Kicking by Simple Minds.
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- Canada Jokes: World Cup 2022: I was really surprised to see Canada qualify for the World Cup this year, but it’s Trudeau…
- Cape Cod Jokes: What is a Cape Cod lifeguard’s favorite part of the World Cup?… Pool Play.
- World Geography Jokes: After his team was eliminated from the World Cup, The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil. According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.
- World Cup Pun: Match made in heaven.
- World Cup Soccer Jokes:
- World Cup Pun: I’m having a ball this World Cup.
- Cemetery Jokes: A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there’s an extra seat in between himself and the next guy. The man says, “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?” The guy replies, “Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.” The man says back, “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?” The guy says, “No. They’re all at the funeral.”
- Delivering good World Cup soccer jokes is my goal.
- Marriage Jokes: I have a wedding at the same time of my World Cup match, can anyone take my place?… The place is St. Parish Church and the Bride’s name is Paula.
- World Geography Jokes: Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups… They’re probably Ghana do it again.
- Tea Jokes: What’s the difference between (country of your choice)’s World Cup soccer squad and a teabag?… A tea bag stays in the cup longer.
- Fast Food Jokes: World Cup 2022: I’m really looking forward to the World Cup themed McDonald’s burger… The Qatar pounder.
- 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes & June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the host countries for 2026 World Cup?… Canada, Mexico, and the United States.
- I don’t watch World Cup soccer…. If I wanted to see grown men struggle to score for 90 minutes I’d go to a bar.
- June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me teams in the World Cup Final?…
- Which World Cup soccer player keeps the field clean?…The sweeper.
- World Geography Jokes: Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?… Weak back.
- My son played soccer in the mud all day… so he was a little Messi.
- World Cup Soccer is a strange game… it’s a bunch of people running away from their goals.
- What lights up a World Cup soccer stadium?… A soccer match.
- World Geography Jokes: World Cup 2018: How much does it cost a small middle eastern country to host the World Cup?… A Qatar of a trillion dollars.
- Brazil losing a match is basically a national emergency.
- 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes & June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the start of the 2026 World Cup?… June 11th, 2026.
- Pasta Jokes: Why is Italy out of the World Cup?… They didn’t pasta ball good enough.
- World Geography Jokes: I’m rooting for Switzerland in the World Cup. I don’t know much about the team… but their flag is a big plus.
- Camping Jokes: My friends and I were watching the World Cup during our camping trip… It was in tents.
- The U.S. celebrates World Cup ties harder than most countries celebrate wins.
- World Geography Jokes: What is the difference between the World Cup team from [insert country your choice) and the Bermuda Triangle?… The Bermuda Triangle has three points.
- Cow Jokes: The finals of the World Cup is like cows on an airplane… The steaks have never been higher.
- World Cup Pun: Cleats before tweets.
- World Cup Pun: Sorry, can’t talk… extra time is calling.
- What do you call an American in the World Cup final… Ref.
- Canada Jokes: Canada is sending a strong team to the World Cup… Unfortunately, it’s the drinking team.
- World Cup Pun: Argentina really kicked things up a notch.