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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best marriage jokes.
- Lord of the Rings Life Lesson: Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane!
- Thanksgiving Pun: I’m so grateful for my butter-half.
- Two workers decided to get married right after Labor Day… The wedding guests said their union was beautiful.
- What do soldiers want to know before getting married?… The rules of engagement.
- Who did Saruman get married to?… Sarugirl.
- Navy Jokes: What branch of the military should you never ask to marry you?… The NAY vy!
- Marriage Jokes: What do you call a man who has been married and divorced multiple times?… Lord of the Rings.
- Marriage Jokes: What do you call a woman who has been married and divorced multiple times?… Lord of the Rings.
- Lord of the rings must be about marriage… Because when you put the ring on, you disappear.
- Why Lord of the Rings is a metaphor for life?… Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane!
- Samwise is preparing for his wedding. He gathers his fellow hobbits around and then turns to Pippin. “Pippin, I want you to be my best man.” Pippin is overjoyed, but before he can celebrate, there’s a sound of someone crying, he turns and sees Frodo standing there with teary eyes. “But Sam, what about me?” Frodo sobs. Sam chuckles and says “Don’t be silly, Mister Frodo, you’re the ring bearer!”
- Baseball Jokes: Why do girls like baseball?… It’s the only sport played on a diamond!
- Is it true that if you get married on Friday the 13th, you will be unhappy?… Of course. Why should that day be an exception?
- One ring rules your life, it slowly destroys you, and sometimes, death seems easier than continuing on.
- I’ve been reading ‘Lord Of The Rings’ and apparently, Gollum was once a normal man, but wearing the ring drained him of his youth, energy and any joy in life… Must be the same ring I put on when I got married.
- What band should you ask to marry?… Yes.
- Never marry an archaeologist… They’re always digging up the past!
- How do #boogers get #married?… They tie the snot.
- An archaeologist is the best #husband a woman can have… The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
- My husband keeps turning off the air conditioning… Not cool.
- If I get quarantined for two weeks with my wife and I die… I can assure you it was not the virus that killed me.
- Did you hear about the #tornado that married a cloud?… The #wedding was a whirlwind!
- A #pancake gets #married to royalty… Her #husband is Sir Up.
- Do you know why #IndianaJones never got married?… Bad dates.
- One #ring rules your life, it slowly destroys you, and sometimes, death seems easier than continuing on.
- Why did the two #dentists get #married?… Because they were so enameled of each other. #dentists #marriage
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best #marriage jokes. #LordoftheRings #LOTR #movies #weddings
- Lord of the rings must be about #marriage… Because when you put the ring on, you disappear. #LordoftheRings #LOTR #movies #TheRingsofPower
- Hey @WhiteCastle @BurgerKing @DairyQueen! If #BurgerKing married #DairyQueen where would they live?… At #WhiteCastle! #NationalHamburgerDay #icecream #marriage #weddings
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about marriage? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good marriage knock-knock joke? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good marriage knock knock jokes?
- What was Frodo at Aragorn and Arwen’s #wedding?… The Ring-bearer! #LordoftheRings #LOTR #movies #marriage
- I’ve been reading ‘Lord Of The Rings’ and apparently, Gollum was once a normal man, but wearing the ring drained him of his youth, energy and any joy in life… Must be the same ring I put on when I got married.
- Who did Saruman marry?… Saruwoman! https://bit.ly/3V1dlZD #LordoftheRings #LOTR #movies #marriage #TheRingsofPower
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