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  1. What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
  2. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Colorado River!
  3. What do you get when you cross a Colorado Rockies mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time)
  4. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Colorado River!
  5. Where do fish keep their money?… In Colorado River banks.