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    Buck Moon Date: July 10, 2025

    1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Buck Moon jokes.
    2. Deer Jokes: Oh deer… will you miss the Buck Full Moon.
    3. July 10, 2025 is the Full Buck Moon… It also is the official start of Halloween Candy Season.
    4. The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: The Milwaukee Bucks… the unofficial pro sports team of the Buck Moon.
    5. Buck Moon slogan: “Show me the doe!”
    6. What NBA jersey should you wear to the Buck Moon?… Giannis Antetokounmpo “The Greek Freak!”
    7. Labor Day Jokes: What is an investor’s favorite full moon?… The “Buck” Moon!
    8. What is on my Bucket List?… To see a Buck Moon rise.
    9. Deer Jokes: Where did the deer take his family after the Buck Full Moon?… Deery Queen.
    10. What full moon takes no responsibility whatsoever?… The Pass the “Buck” Full Moon.
    11. Buck Moon piercing special… A “buck” an ear.
    12. Oh deer… did you miss the Buck Full Moon.
    13. Labor Day Jokes: What is a banker’s favorite full moon?… The “Buck” Moon!
    14. What is the favorite full moon of the Tampa Bay Bucaneers?… The Buck Moon.
    15. Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes)
    16. What kind of underwear should you wear during a full moon?… Fruit of the Moon!
    17. How did the leprechaun go to the moon?… In a sham-rocket. (Leprechaun Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
    18. My friend told me that they made a telescope so strong that it could see water on the moon!… I told him that was just Lunacy. He then told me they spotted a flea on the moon… I told him he was a Lunatic.
    19. When somebody says that the moon landing was faked… Always reply “pfffft, you believe in the moon”
    20. Why did Apollo 11 take off during full moon?… It’s an easier target. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
    21. Why is he moon always hungry?… It is almost never full!
    22. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
    23. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
    24. So the Apollo missions found insects on the moon… Lunatics.
    25. Charlie Brown says he is going to kick the football clear to the ____…. moon. (Charlie Brown Trivia)
    26. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
    27. Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?… To get to the other side? (Top Geography Jokes)
    28. What is as old as the earth and new every month?… The moon. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
    29. How much is the moon worth?… One dollar, because it has four quarters.
    30. Shoot for the moon, if you miss you’ll land among the stars is a good quote… Unless you’re an astronaut. (Hunting Jokes)
    31. I hear that the Government hired Stanley Kubrick to help film The Fake Moon Landing But since Kubrick was such a perfectionist he forced the Government to film on location. (Movie Jokes)
    32. The moon landing was obviously fake. Like the moon is still up there, it didn’t land anywhere.
    33. What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon?… A moon rock.
    34. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
    35. Three astronauts flew to the moon. They couldn’t land… It was a full moon.
    36. In early The Who gigs their drummer would sometimes go on stage dressed in nothing but a layer of blue paint. However, he didn’t do it too often.In fact, it would only happen once in a Blue Moon. (Music Jokes)
    37. Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?… He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws. (Werewolf Jokes & Prom Jokes)
    38. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore… When you suddenly squeal ’cause you stepped on an eel that’s a moray! (Pizza Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
    39. What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk. (Music Jokes & Walking Jokes)
    40. Dad, does the moon provide light and heat to support all life on Earth through the process of Nuclear fusion?… No sun. (Sun Jokes & Dad Jokes)
    41. Why are moon parties soooooooooooooooooo boring?… Because there is no atmosphere!
    42. I watched a series of online videos about the sun and the moon passing each other… E-clips! (Sun Jokes)
    43. For me, the biggest problem about colonies on the moon would be the restaurants there… They would have no atmosphere.
    44. Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon. Neil before me.
    45. How do you know when the moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter.
    46. Did you know that on the way to the Moon the Apollo 11 crew heard rock music coming from outside?… Mission Control confirmed they were passing through the Van Halen belts. (Music Jokes)
    47. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Barber Jokes for Kids & Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
    48. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
    49. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
    50. Why did the moon burp?… Because it was full.
    51. I just had the freakiest Friday the 13th…. I made it the entire day without a single person even mentioning the date. It must have been a full moon. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
    52. Why is the dark side of the moon dry?… Because the other side has all the moonshine. (Top 50 State Jokes)
    53. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon pi. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
    54. Ever wonder how the moon got craters?… 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf. (Golf Jokes)
    55. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
    56. What is a cow’s favorite time of the month?… the full mooooooooooooooooon! (Cow Jokes)
    57. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Hot Dog Jokes)
    58. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Geography Jokes)
    59. Why didn’t the moon eat dessert?… Because it was full!
    60. What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams.
    61. The man in the moon is bald, as he has no ‘air. (Barber Jokes)
    62. Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks?… Because they’re meteor.
    63. What is the best CD to listen to on the night of a full moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers or Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. (Music Jokes)
    64. If there’s one thing the moon landing did it made household names out of 3 incredible, brave men Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and…the other guy.
    65. You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer… Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon. (Blue Moon Jokes)
    66. Buzz Aldrin and Mike Collins were invited to the White House to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the moon landing… Buzz got to enter the White House and meet with the president, but Mike had to spend the entire visit driving in circles around the White House.
    67. Walking on the moon was a leap but playing jazz on the moon, that’d be some giant steps for mankind. (Walking Jokes)
    68. My friends believe that a full moon gives supernatural powers… but I think they’re just lunartics. (Psychology Jokes)
    69. Where do you leave your spaceship when you visit the moon?… At a parking meteor. (Car Jokes)
    70. There’s a lunar eclipse, and the Sun and Moon are aligned. The Moon says “Hello Mr Sun, I don’t come across you very often!” The Sun arrogantly turns his nose up and replies, “Yes well, we move in different circles.” (Sun Jokes)
    71. What kind of tick should you look out for on the full moon?… A lunatic.
    72. The Apollo mission crew planted an American flag on the moon, but UV radiation has since turned it completely white… So now it’s a French flag.
    73. “The moon is waning. Do you think it’s sad?”… Nah, it’s just going through a phase. (Psychology Jokes)
    74. Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
    75. What dance can you see in the night sky?… The moon walk! (Walking Jokes)
    76. Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?… Because it was full!
    77. What was the first animal in space?… The cow that jumped over the moon.
    78. When Trump said “We’re going to put a man on the face of the moon” last night, he meant he wants his Space Force to laser-etch his face onto the moon Get ready for Moont Rushmore. (Election Jokes & South Dakota Jokes)
    79. Did you hear about the football field NASA built on the moon?… They used astroturf. (Football Jokes)
    80. My favorite phase of the moon is croissant moon! (Croissant Jokes)
    81. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about full moons?
    82. What do cowboys call midnight… High Moon.
    83. Did you hear they built a nightclub on the moon?… It’s a far out location, but it lacks atmosphere. (Astronomy Jokes)
    84. What do you call a body of water on the moon?… Lunacy. (Ocean Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
    85. Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?… It seems like the cow did not make it. (Cow Jokes)
    86. Bartender asks a man “You ever had an orange in your beer?” Man says “Once, in a Blue Moon.” (Beer Jokes)
    87. Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase! (Hunter Moon Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
    88. Do you guys ever get your fingers stuck in beer bottles?… It happened to me once in a blue moon. (Blue Moon Jokes)
    89. Canada’s starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon… They’re calling the spaceship Apollo-G. (Canada Day Jokes)
    90. My house was bitten by a werewolf. Now, in the light of the full moon, it becomes a werehouse… Not evil or anything, just more storage space. (Werewolf Jokes)
    91. When does the moon shine the brightest?… When the tides in Alabama are still. (Alabama Jokes)
    92. Do vegetarians prefer moons or asteroids?… Moons, because asteroids are are a little meteor.
    93. How did Luke Skywalker get around the forest moon of Endor?… Ewoked. (Walking Jokes & Star Wars Jokes)
    94. Which way did the cow jump over the moon?… To the MILKY way!!! (Candy Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
    95. If there’s a new moon… Then where does the old one go?
    96. Why did the moon skip dinner?… It was full.
    97. When is the moon heaviest?… When it’s full!
    98. What did the peanut say to the moon?… Nothing.. Peanuts don’t speak. (Peanut Jokes)
    99. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good full moon knock-knock joke?
    100. What’s grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement?… A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard.  (Werewolf Jokes)
    101. The moon landing was staged… The rocket they used had multiple stages
    102. Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full moon?… She needed to change. (Halloween Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
    103. NASA is currently developing a way to grow cashews on the Moon’s soil… They’re calling them Astro-nuts.
    104. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good full moon knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
    105. When you’re trying to slingshot around Jupiter but you run out of fuel and end up on a collision course with one of Jupiter’s moons… Europa creek with no paddle.
    106. Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!”
    107. How do you make a werewolf stew?… Leave him waiting for the full moon. (Werewolf Jokes)
    108. Do you think Neil was tired after flying to the moon?… Probably not, that’s why they called him Armstrong!
    109. Vladimir Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said… “No. That’s why we want to go to the moon.” (World Geography Jokes)
    110. Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns! (365 Sports Jokes & Top Football Jokes)
    111. My son identifies as a crescent moon… I hope it’s just a phase.
    112. One day the Werewolf man comes home from work. His wife asks him “Hi Honey, how was work” to which he replies, “Shut up, how can you ask me such a stupid question at this time of the night! “. Later that evening she asks him if he’s hungry and wants to eat. He replies “Of course I want to eat! How can you ask me such a dumb question? I slave all day of course I want to eat!” Just before bed she asks if he’s ready to turn in. He roars at her, “Yes of course! I’m tired from working all day and your stupid questions. I’m going to bed right now!” The wife looks outside of her window and sees a full moon. “Oh”, she realizes. “It’s that time of the month again.” (Werewolf Jokes)
    113. How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
    114. Why can’t moons walk?… Because they have no legs stupid! (Walking Jokes)
    115. What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon?… An Apocaclipse. (Sun Jokes)
    116. What did the peanut say to the moon?… Nothing.. Peanuts don’t speak. (Peanut Jokes)
    117. How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
    118. Why didn’t the moon eat lunch?… Because it was full!
    119. Did you hear they put a Taqueria on the moon?… Great food, but terrible atmosphere! (Taco Jokes)
    120. Elon Musk launched a cow to the moon. It landed so hard that a quarter of the moon got annihilated… Moo. (Cow Jokes)
    121. Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon… They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
    122. Why didn’t the moon eat breakfast?… Because it was full!
    123. I was once bitten by a rabid female deer… Now, every time there’s a full moon, I turn into a weredoe. (Deer Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
    124. Why did the cow jump over the moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands! (Cow Jokes)
    125. Why didn’t Washington make a reservation to the restaurant on the moon?… Great food, no atmosphere! (Memorial Day Jokes)
    126. What do you call a moon out of orbit?…  A Lunatic! (Psychology Jokes)
    127. What squirms and howls at the moon?… Wereworms. (Worm Jokes & Full Moon Jokes / Werewolf Jokes)
    128. What do you call someone who turns into a building at the sight of the full moon?… A Werehouse. (Werewolf Jokes)
    129. What do moon people do when they get married?… They go off on their honeyearth! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
    130. What’s the moon goddess’ favorite James Bond movie?… Diana the Day. (or Moonraker)
    131. The moon is going broke?… Because it’s down to its last quarter.
    132. What do you call a “Wild Man” or “Wild Woman” on the Moon?… A Luna-Tic!
    133. How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?… When it’s full.
    134. I saw a full moon last night. My wife walked out of McDonald’s.

  • Top 10 Full Moon Jokes for Each Month

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    Corn Moon September 7, 2025

    1. Why aren’t there many jokes about September Full Moon?… Because they are corny.
    2. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta see the Corn Full Moon on September 7th, 2025.
    3. What did the farmer say when he saw the Corn Moon?… “It’s the most a-maize-ing time of the year!”
    4. When is the Corn Moon the heaviest?… When it is full.
    5. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the September Full Moon?
    6. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when it is the Corn Full Moon?
    7. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe explain to me the meaning of Corn Full Moon?
    8. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta know the month of the Corn Moon.
    9. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta know the name of the August Full Moon.
    10. Why did the corn cross the road?… To get to the “ear” of the moon!

    Harvest Moon October 6, 2025

    1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Harvest Moon jokes.
    2. Where does Neil Young put his ice cream?… On his harvest spoon.
    3. What is the best CD to listen to on the night of the Harvest Moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty!
    4. What is the best song to listen to during the Harvest Moon in September?… Harvest Moon by Neil Young.
    5. What is a great CD to listen to on the night of a full moon?… Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd.
    6. Why wasn’t the Harvest Moon hungry?… Because it was full!
    7. What do you wear to the September full moon?… A Har-VEST.
    8. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the Harvest Moon?
    9. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you see the Harvest Moon?
    10. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me when is the Harvest Moon?

    Flower Moon May 1st, 2026

    1. Do you know how loves the Flower Moon?… A Flower Child.
    2. Who absloutely loves the May Flower Moon?… florists.
    3. Who is the #1 band for the Flower Moon?… Guns and Roses.
    4. What elementary school grade goes all our for the Flower Moon?… Kinder-garden.

    Strawberry Moon June 11, 2025

    1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best full Strawberry Moon jokes.
    2. What is a scarecrow’s favorite full moon?… The STRAW berry moon.
    3. Music Jokes: What song is the #1 request for the Strawberry Moon?… Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles.
    4. Music Jokes: What do you call the Strawberry Moon playing the guitar?… A jam session.
    5. Why did everyone like the Strawberry Moon so much?… Because it was so sweet.
    6. Why did the Strawberry Moon go out with the fig?… Because he couldn’t find a date.
    7. What did the Strawberry Moon say when a viewer said it was a beautiful full moon?… Thank you berry much.
    8. Music Jokes: What song is on the Strawberry Moon playlist?… Strawberry Swing by Coldplay!
    9. What kind of underwear should you wear during a Strawberry Moon?… Fruit of the Moon!
    10. Who scared the Strawberry Moon?… The booberry.

    Buck Moon Jokes / Top 10 Buck Moon Jokes

    1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Buck Moon jokes.
    2. Oh deer… will you miss the Buck Full Moon.
    3. Buck Moon slogan: “Show me the doe!”
    4. The Milwaukee Bucks… the unofficial pro sports team of the Buck Moon.
    5. What NBA jersey should you wear to the Buck Moon?… Giannis Antetokounmpo “The Greek Freak!”
    6. Labor Day Jokes: What is an investor’s favorite full moon?… The “Buck” Moon!
    7. Labor Day Jokes: What is a banker’s favorite full moon?… The “Buck” Moon!
    8. What is on my Bucket List?… To see a Buck Moon rise.
    9. Where did the deer take his family after the Buck Full Moon?… Deery Queen.
    10. What full moon takes no responsibility whatsoever?… The Pass the “Buck” Full Moon.
    11. Buck Moon piercing special… A “buck” an ear.
    12. What is the favorite full moon of the Tampa Bay Bucaneers?… The Buck Moon.

    Sturgeon Moon Jokes August 9, 2025

    1. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon on August 9, 2025.
    2. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the August Full Moon?
    3. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when it is the Sturgeon Full Moon?
    4. Doctor Jokes: Do you think a surgeon likes the Sturgeon Full Moon?
    5. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe explain to me the meaning of Sturgeon Full Moon?
    6. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta know the month of the Sturgeon Moon.
    7. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta know the name of the August Full Moon.
    8. “Hope you catch a good view of the Sturgeon Moon tonight. It’s a real catch!”
    9. Why did the sturgeon moon cross the pond?… To get to the other tide!
    10. Why did the sturgeon moon cross the lake?… To get to the other tide!

  • July Jokes

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    1. 4th Of July Jokes
    2. 365 Jokes: Joke of The Day
    3. American Revolution Jokes
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    1. July 1st Canada Day: How do the Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up! 
    2. July 1st National Postal Worker Day: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
    3. American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
    4. July 4th: 4th Of July Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings.
    5. July 5th: National Bikini Day Jokes: How do men exercise on the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini!
    6. American Revolution Jokes: What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory! 
    7. Tea Jokes: America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the Boston Harbor!
    8. Amazon Prime Day Jokes: Is it just me or is the 8th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.  
    9. Amazon Prime Day Jokes: What numbers absolutely love “Amazon Prime Day?…  2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, &  97 to name a few! 
    10. July 10th, 2025: Full Buck Moon: What Jersey should you wear to the Buck Moon?… Giannis Antetokounmpo “The Greek Freak!”
    11. Amazon Prime Day Jokes: Who are the 1st five numbers to make a purchase on “Prime” Day?… 2,3,5,7,11.
    12. Full Buck Moon: Oh deer… did you miss the Buck Full Moon.
    13. July 13th, 1985: Music Jokes: What 1985 concert do all ghosts HATE?… Live Aid.
    14. July 14th Bastille Day Jokes: I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution… But it didn’t really land…. I guess execution really is key!
    15. Superman Jokes: Superman never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid…. he already had super vision.
    16. July 16th National Hot Dog Day: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
    17. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
    18. Full Moon Jokes: What kind of underwear should you wear during a full moon?… Fruit of the Moon!
    19. Canada Day Jokes: There are two seasons in Canada – winter and July. Hence the celebrations on July 1st.
    20. July 20th – July 26th Shark Week Discovery Channel: I would like to see a Great White Shark before I die… Just not right before I die. 
    21. Shark Jokes: If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! 
    22. Music Jokes: Psychology Jokes: What song is on every psychiatrist’s playlist?… Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne. RIP July 22, 2025
    23. Shark Jokes: Why are some sharks hard to trust?… They tell Great White lies. 
    24. Shark Jokes: Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round.
    25. Shark Jokes: How can you tell if two sharks are friends?… They act chummy with one another. 
    26. July 26th, 1775: American Revolution Jokes: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
    27. Jaws Jokes: #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
    28. Shark Jokes: What does a shark eat for dinner?… Fish and ships!
    29. Pirate Jokes: What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR! 
    30. Watermelon Jokes: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. 
    31. What comes at the end of July?… Y.
    32. Friday the 13th July 13, 2029: What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… I-Scream! We were CORRECTED @JasonLVoorhees “Actually it’s #Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
    33. World’s Shortest July Poem: Goodbye July!
    34. Can someone please tell where July went?
    35. Why don’t firefighters get the Fourth of July off?… Because fire works.
    36. Summer Jokes: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! 
    37. Camping Jokes: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! 
    38. What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
    39. Constitution Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions! 
    40. “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!” 
    41. What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?…The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
    42. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. 
    43. July 14th Bastille Day:
    44. What month can you never trust?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
    45. What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. 
    46. Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
    47. The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. 
    48. Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! 
    50. Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell. 
    51. Which month is most likely to commit perjury?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
    52. Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright! 
    53. Bee Jokes: How do bees get to summer school?… By school buzz. 
    54. Civil War Jokes: Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. 
    56. Who has to work on the 4th of July?… Fire. Fire works.
    57. What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! 
    58. What do sheep do on sunny days?… Have a baa-baa-cue. 
    59. How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter!
    60. Where did the sheep go on vacation?… The Baa-hamas! 
    61. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish. 
    62. Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?… They’d get called for traveling! 
    63. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. 
    64. Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?… Hollywood and Vine. 
    65. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? – It gets wet. 
    66. What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams. 
    67. Swimming Jokes: What race is never run?… A swimming race. 
    68. What did the ocean say to the sailboat? – Nothing it just waved. 
    69. First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation? Second dog: Search me!