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- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Cinco De Mayo jokes.
- Holy guacamole… It’s Cinco de Mayo!
- Holy guacamole… It’s almost Cinco de Mayo!
- I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco De Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
- Cheese Jokes: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday.
- We hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo!
- Taco Jokes: Cinco De Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
- Covid Jokes: 2020 was the first Cinco De Mayo in a long time … When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona.
- Taco Jokes: Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco De Mayo.
- The only downside to Cinco De Mayo… Is Seis de Hangover.
- Labor Day Jokes: If today is Cinco de Mayo, what is tomorrow ?… Lieo de Bosso.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Cinco de Mayo!
- How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco De Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business!
- Cinco De Mayo Advice: Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
- Taco Jokes: Cinco De Mayo 2026… The BEST EVER!… It is on Taco Tuesday!
- Music Jokes: What band is on every Cinco de Mayo playlist?… Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- Labor Day Jokes: Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan here some amazing Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes?
- A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres!
- April Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is Cinco De Mayo.
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes:
- Covid Jokes: The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso Covid.
- Music Jokes: Who would be a great band for the Cinco De Mayo Concert?… Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl LVII: Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande.
- Hot Dog Jokes: What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
- What did the jalapeño say to the blizzard?… I’m a little chili.
- Taco Jokes: Cinco De Mayo is ALMOST here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
- What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
- Music Jokes: Which band would a great headliner for the Cinco de Mayo Concert?… The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- Burrito Jokes: Let’s not burrito around the bush… It is Cinco de Mayo! It’s party time!
- Guitar Jokes: I bought a broken Spanish guitar for Cinco de Mayo… No strings attached.
- St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes… besides Saint Patricks Day!
- Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret on Cinco De Mayo?… They tend to spill the beans.
- Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
- Revenge of the Fifth Jokes: What a great week! May the Fourth…. Cinco de Mayo and Revenge of the Fifth!
- Top 10 May Jokes It’s funny how Cinco de Mayo always seems to fall on May 5.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo?
- College Jokes: If today is Cinco de Mayo, what is tomorrow ?… Lieo de Professor.
- Covid Jokes: Cinco de Mayo was canceled in 2020, so… hold de Mayo!
- How do tacos say grace on Cinco de Mayo?… Lettuce pray.
- California Jokes: Where is a popular place to celebrate Cinco De Mayo in the US?… Chili-con Valley.
- Book Jokes: Did the bartender tell you his favorite book?… It’s Tequila Mockingbird.
- As you all know, May 5 is the traditional Mexican holiday celebrated by filling up your sink with mayonnaise.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita margarita. It is Cinco De Mayo.
- Taco Jokes: I’ll be bringing my Cinco de Mayo leftovers to work tomorrow… Looks like it’ll be tacos de reincarne for lunch!
- Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for Cinco de Mayo … Tequila by the Champs.
- Disney Jokes: Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo ?… Taco Belle!
- Taco Jokes: Cinco De Mayo Pun: It’s a specu-taco-lar day to celebrate with friends and family.
- Cinco de Mayo: The greatest Mexican holiday that few Mexicans even know about.
- World Geography Jokes: Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico!
- Police Jokes: How do you break up a Cinco De Mayo celebration?… Call Nine Juan Juan.
- World Geography Jokes: Why Americans shouldn’t make jokes about Cinco de Mayo ?… That’s crossing the border.
- Graduation Jokes: A waiter approaches a table celebrating Cinco de Mayo with a recent grad. Dad: Our daughter just graduated college with an English degree! Waiter: That’s great! Congratulations! I have a Master’s degree in English Literature. Can I get you folks started with some chips & salsa?
- Cat Jokes: What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito.
- Taco Jokes: Remember, Cinco de Mayo isn’t just about drinking margaritas… It’s also about tacos, burritos, and quesadillas.
- May the 4th Be With You Jokes: May the 4th be with you. May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo.
- Happy Drinko de Mayo!
- Music Jokes: Are you ready to guac and roll?… It is Cinco De Mayo!
- To all my Americans friends: Happy Cinco de Mayo To all my Mexican-American friends: Happy Thursday.
- Social Studies Jokes: Cinco de Mayo: The only day we taco ’bout Mexican history.
- Ghost Jokes: What’s a ghost’s favorite Cinco de Mayo dish?… Boo-rritos.
- What do you call a cargo ship full of mayonnaise that goes down in the ocean?… Sinko de Mayo!
- Cinco De Mayo Motto: Can’t siesta… it’s time to fiesta!
- Cinco De Mayo Pun: Let’s make like a tortilla and wrap up this party.
- Cinco De Mayo Pun: Fiesta forever, work never.
- Cinco de Mayo: As if I needed an excuse to get wasted on tequila.
- Corn Jokes: Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.
- Cinco de Mayo is nacho ordinary holiday… It’s time to rock out with your guac out!
- Cheese Jokes: When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
- Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
- Grinch Jokes: Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado.
- Swimming Jokes: What do you call a person drowning in mayonnaise on May 5th?… Sinko De Mayo.
- What is the warning label for Cinco De Mayo?… Watch the margaritas if you don’t want an Ache-in de Head-o.
- Penguin Jokes: What do penguins like to eat on Cinco De Mayo?… Brrrrrrrrritos.
- Did you hear about the baker that got churros for Cinco de Mayo?… They were just what he kneaded.
- What’s honey mustard’s least favorite holiday?… Cinco de Mayo.
- Bird Jokes: Where do birds go to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… Someplace cheep.
- What did the plate say on Cinco de Mayo?… Tonight, dinner’s on me.
- Why did the girl wear a sweater to Cinco de Mayo dinner?… Because it was chili.
- I don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo… but I do celebrate Seis de Mustard.
- What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Taco about a good time.
- I am feeling a little guac-ward about my dance moves, but who cares?… It’s Cinco de Mayo!
- Dad Jokes: When I was growing up I asked my dad what Cinco de Mayo was about. He said it was Mexico’s version of the Boston Tea Party, where they threw mayo off a ship and people were yelling, “Sink-o de mayo!”
- Cow Jokes: How do cows celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… They go to the moo-vies.
- May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth Be With You). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo who?… Don’t cry. It’s Cinco de Mayo!
- Frog Jokes: What’s a frog’s favorite Cinco de Mayo drink?… Croak-a-Cola.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Cinco De Mayo?
- What is Thor’s favorite Cinco De Mayo food?… Thor-tillas.
- What do you call a group of skunks drinking tequila?… Stinko de Mayo!
- How did the avocado feel after a day of Cinco de Mayo celebrations?… Guacward.
- What do you call a Mexican Jedi apprentice?… Pada Juan.
- What’s the best advice to give on Cinco de Mayo?… Tequila may not solve your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
- This Cinco De Mayo pary is so lit… even the piñatas want to hit it.
- Hat Jokes: What did one sombrero say to the other?… You go on ahead.
- Ice Cream Jokes: Where do you learn to make fried ice cream?… At sundae school.
- Ice Cream Jokes: What happens when fried ice cream gets angry?… It has a melt down.
- Skeleton Jokes: Why don’t skeletons fight each other on Cinco de Mayo?… They don’t have the guts.
- Cinco De Mayo Pun: Let’s get this fiesta started… I’m feeling salsa good right now.
- In honor of Cinco De Mayo – Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time?… Because the signs say “No Trespassing.”
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive Cinco De Mayo!
- Movie Jokes: What do Mexican youth do on eve of Cinco de Mayo?… They Netflix and chili.