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- American Revolution Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best American Revolution jokes.
- How come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings.
- Tea Jokes: America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the Boston Harbor!
- Paul Revere ride and his late night ride with his horse?… A night mare for King George III and the British.
- What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance!
- What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
- Tea Jokes: The Boston Tea Party was on December 16, 1773. It must have been cold. Was that the 1st time there was Iced Tea?
- The Philadelphia 76ers, The New England Revolution, The New England Patriots… The official sports teams of the American Revolution.
- Do they have a 4th of July in England?… Of course. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
- Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… Yeah, it cracked me up!
- Ocean Jokes: Why did the colonists go to the ocean?… To sea freedom.
- Tea Jokes: What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty!
- What ghost haunted King George III?… The spirit of ‘76!
- What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
- What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting!
- Tea Jokes: British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July…. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea.
- Army Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree.
- 4th of July Jokes: Do you love Inde – pun – dance day puns?
- Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in colonies.
- Tea Jokes: What do you call a Boston Tea Party joke?… A brew-ha-ha!
- Army Jokes: Where did General Washington put his armies?… In his sleevies!
- Father William, the old priest, made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names. Father William jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states. One lad raised his hand and said, Yes sir, but in those days there were only 13 states.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ray… Ray who?… Raymember the founding father’s on Independence Day!
- Why was the Boston Tea Party so popular?… Because it was steeped in history!
- Army Jokes: Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?… Laughayette.
- Teacher: “More than 250 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!”
- Why did Paul Revere ride his horse at midnight?… Because the horse wanted to be a night mare.
- Massachusetts Jokes: The history teacher in Massachusetts said his lessons were Revolutionary!
- The Fourth of July weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. “We live in a great country,” she said. “One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free.” One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said. . . .“I’m not free. I’m four.”
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the 1st person to sign the Declaration of Independence! (John Hancock)
- How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party.
- Tea Jokes: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts.
- Tea Jokes: What’s the most patriotic drink?… Liber-tea, of course.
- What did a patriot put on his dry skin?… Revo-lotion!
- What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert?… Monti jello.
- Star Wars Jokes: What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence Day?… May the fourth be with you!
- Why did John Adams go to the doctor?… He had a bad case of independence-itis.
- What did Samuel Adams say to his beer?… You’re the ‘ale’-iance we need.
- Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?… On the bottom!
- What do you call a patriot who’s always on time?… A minute man.
- Which flag is the most highly rated?… The American flag. It has 50 stars!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the person who designed the 1st American Flag! (Betsy Ross)
- What did Benjamin Franklin say when he invented bifocals?… Now I can see both sides of the argument!
- Patriots Day Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the Massachusetts holiday that celebrates the Battle of Lexington & Concord? (Patriots Day)
- How did Benjamin Franklin feel about electricity?… Shocked, but positively charged!
- Tea Jokes: Why did the British soldiers go to therapy?… They couldn’t handle the constant “tea”-sing from the American patriots!
- What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy!
- Constitution Jokes: What did the Constitution say to the Bill of Rights?… “You complete me!”
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name how many stars are in the original United States flag? (13)
- Tea Jokes: What kind of tea did the colonists throw into Boston Harbor?… Liberty tea!
- Why did the British cross the Atlantic in the 1770s?… To get to the other tide!
- What was the most popular dance move in the colonies in 1776?… The Indepen-dance!
- Which Founding Father is a dog’s favorite?… Bone Franklin.
- Why did the patriots always carry a pencil?… They wanted to draw their own conclusions!
- 4th of July Jokes: It’s July 4th… Happy Ind -pun- dance Day!
- Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!”
- Patriots Day Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the Massachusetts holiday that coincides with the Boston Marathon? (Patriots Day)
- Why did the colonists love gardening?… They were always planting seeds of rebellion!
- What is the weight of freedom?… A washing-ton.
- Why did the colonists always carry a pencil?… They wanted to draw their own conclusions!
- What did the Liberty Bell say to the British?… You can’t bell-ieve we’re free.
- Fireworks Jokes: Who has to work on the 4th of July?… Fire works.
- I tried to make a joke about the Liberty Bell… but it cracked up.
- What did one colonist say to the other during the Boston Tea Party?… “This is steep!”
- What are the most patriotic flowers?… Yankee Doodle Dandylions.
- 4th of July Jokes: On July 4th, what did the ghost say?… Red, white, and boo!
- What sport is played on Independence Day?… American Flag Football.
- Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin.
- Why was George Washington such a good general?… He never lost his head in battle—literally or figuratively!
- Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians!
- “If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.” Stephen Colbert
- Constitution Jokes: How is a person who never gets sick like the United States of America?… They both have great constitutions.
- Constitution Jokes: When we had a school trip to an aviary on Independence Day, we noticed that the ducks were given a certain inalienable right. Turns out, they had a duck-leration of independence.
- What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?… The Boston Flea Party.
- The Boston Tea Party was a real brew-ha-ha!
- Massachusetts Jokes: How do you describe a Massachusetts historian?… Someone who always “Mass-ters” the subject!
- Why did the colonists throw tea in the harbor?… Because it was brew-tal taxation!
- Which letter is the coolest every 4th of July?… An Iced T.
- Fireworks Jokes: What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers.
- Music Jokes: What march would you play at a jungle parade?… “Tarzan Stripes Forever!”
- Why did Benjamin Franklin feel shocked when he discovered electricity?… He had a real “current” event!
- Why didn’t the skeleton fight in the American Revolution?… Because he didn’t have the guts!
- Why was tea so important to the American Revolution?… Because it brewed up some serious change!
- What cat said, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”?… Paw Revere.
- How did the colonists react when they heard about the Stamp Act?… They licked it off and sent it back to England!
- Teacher: “Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?” Student: “I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.”
- My great, great, great grandfather was a soldier and a patriot and in order to treat his wounds and scars he used revo-lotion.
- What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?… Beneduck Arnold.
- How did Benjamin Franklin feel about discovering electricity?… Shocked, of course!
- Why did the American soldiers bring their own snacks to battle during the American Revolution?… Because they didn’t want to go “continental” breakfast!
- World’s Best Basketball Jokes: The Philadelphia 76ers… The official NBA basketball team of the American Revolution.
- Why did the Sons of Liberty hate playing cards during the American Revolution?… Because every time they saw a King or a Queen, it reminded them of taxation without representation.
- Teacher: “Who wrote: Oh say, can you see?” Student: “An eye doctor?” (Top Teacher Jokes)
- Why did the American flag break up with the British flag?… It felt like they were just going in circles.
- How did the Founding Fathers stay cool?… They always kept their ideas in the shade of liberty!
- What did the flag say to the pole?… “You’re a real stand-up guy!”
- What was all the rage at the Colonists’ Cotillion of 1776?… Doing the Indepen-dance.
- What did the Patriots say to the British?… “You’re taxing our patience!”
- Why did the American colonists go to the Vermont mountains?… To have a peak performance.
- Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?… Because he couldn’t lie!
- Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?… At the bottom!