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- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Cinco De Mayo jokes.
- Dad Jokes: I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco De Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
- Holy guacamole… It’s Cinco de Mayo!
- Holy guacamole… It’s almost Cinco de Mayo!
- Taco Jokes: Cinco De Mayo 2026.: Tuesday May 5th, 2026 .. The BEST EVER!… It is on Taco Tuesday!
- Cheese Jokes: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday.
- Taco Jokes: Cinco De Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
- Covid Jokes: 2020 was the first Cinco De Mayo in a long time … When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Cinco de Mayo!
- We hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo!
- Labor Day Jokes: Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids.
- How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco De Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business!
- Taco Jokes: Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco De Mayo.
- The only downside to Cinco De Mayo… Is Seis de Hangover.
- Labor Day Jokes: If today is Cinco de Mayo, what is tomorrow ?… Lieo de Bosso.
- Cinco De Mayo Advice: Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
- Music Jokes: What band is on every Cinco de Mayo playlist?… Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan here some amazing Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes?
- A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres!
- April Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is Cinco De Mayo.
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes:
- Covid Jokes: The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso Covid.
- Music Jokes: Who would be a great band for the Cinco De Mayo Concert?… Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl LVII: Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande.
- Hot Dog Jokes: What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
- What did the jalapeño say to the blizzard?… I’m a little chili.
- Taco Jokes: Cinco De Mayo is ALMOST here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
- What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
- Music Jokes: Which band would a great headliner for the Cinco de Mayo Concert?… The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- Burrito Jokes: Let’s not burrito around the bush… It is Cinco de Mayo! It’s party time!
- Guitar Jokes: I bought a broken Spanish guitar for Cinco de Mayo… No strings attached.
- St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes… besides Saint Patricks Day!
- Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret on Cinco De Mayo?… They tend to spill the beans.
- Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
- Revenge of the Fifth Jokes: What a great week! May the Fourth…. Cinco de Mayo and Revenge of the Fifth!
- Top 10 May Jokes It’s funny how Cinco de Mayo always seems to fall on May 5.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo?
- College Jokes: If today is Cinco de Mayo, what is tomorrow ?… Lieo de Professor.
- Covid Jokes: Cinco de Mayo was canceled in 2020, so… hold de Mayo!
- How do tacos say grace on Cinco de Mayo?… Lettuce pray.
- California Jokes: Where is a popular place to celebrate Cinco De Mayo in the US?… Chili-con Valley.
- Book Jokes: Did the bartender tell you his favorite book?… It’s Tequila Mockingbird.
- As you all know, May 5 is the traditional Mexican holiday celebrated by filling up your sink with mayonnaise.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita margarita. It is Cinco De Mayo.
- Taco Jokes: I’ll be bringing my Cinco de Mayo leftovers to work tomorrow… Looks like it’ll be tacos de reincarne for lunch!
- Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for Cinco de Mayo … Tequila by the Champs.
- Disney Jokes: Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo ?… Taco Belle!
- Taco Jokes: Cinco De Mayo Pun: It’s a specu-taco-lar day to celebrate with friends and family.
- Cinco de Mayo: The greatest Mexican holiday that few Mexicans even know about.
- World Geography Jokes: Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico!
- Police Jokes: How do you break up a Cinco De Mayo celebration?… Call Nine Juan Juan.
- World Geography Jokes: Why Americans shouldn’t make jokes about Cinco de Mayo ?… That’s crossing the border.
- Salsa and chips walk into a restaurant. The host says, “Sorry, we don’t serve appetizers here.”
- I only eat seafood on Cinco de Mayo. When I see food, I eat it.
- What did one taco chip say to the other?… Let’s go for a dip.
- What did the guacamole say to the salsa?… Avo good day.
- Did you hear about the cat that ate a lime?… Now it’s a sourpuss.
- How do you fix a broken tomato?… With tomato paste.
- What did the pepper say when his mom asked him to take out the trash?… “No poblano.”
- I’d tell you an enchilada joke… but it’s probably too cheesy.
- What did one avocado say to the other?… You guac my world.
- What did the taco say to the burrito?… I love you from my head tomatoes.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Churro… Churro who?… Churro all I need in this world.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Lime… Lime who?… Lime all yours.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Aida… Aida who?… Aida lot of guacamole and now I’m full!
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Accordion… Accordion who?… Accordion my sources, it’s Cinco de Mayo.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Frank… Frank who?… Frank you for getting me a margarita.
- Graduation Jokes: A waiter approaches a table celebrating Cinco de Mayo with a recent grad. Dad: Our daughter just graduated college with an English degree! Waiter: That’s great! Congratulations! I have a Master’s degree in English Literature. Can I get you folks started with some chips & salsa?
- Cat Jokes: What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito.
- Taco Jokes: Remember, Cinco de Mayo isn’t just about drinking margaritas… It’s also about tacos, burritos, and quesadillas.
- May the 4th Be With You Jokes: May the 4th be with you. May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo.
- Happy Drinko de Mayo!
- What do you call four matadors in quicksand?… Quatro Cinco.
- Music Jokes: Are you ready to guac and roll?… It is Cinco De Mayo!
- To all my Americans friends: Happy Cinco de Mayo To all my Mexican-American friends: Happy Thursday.
- Social Studies Jokes: Cinco de Mayo: The only day we taco ’bout Mexican history.
- Ghost Jokes: What’s a ghost’s favorite Cinco de Mayo dish?… Boo-rritos.
- What do you call a cargo ship full of mayonnaise that goes down in the ocean?… Sinko de Mayo!
- Cinco De Mayo Motto: Can’t siesta… it’s time to fiesta!
- Cinco De Mayo Pun: Let’s make like a tortilla and wrap up this party.
- Cinco De Mayo Pun: Fiesta forever, work never.
- Cinco de Mayo: As if I needed an excuse to get wasted on tequila.
- Corn Jokes: Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.
- Cinco de Mayo is nacho ordinary holiday… It’s time to rock out with your guac out!
- Cheese Jokes: When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
- Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
- Grinch Jokes: Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado.
- Swimming Jokes: What do you call a person drowning in mayonnaise on May 5th?… Sinko De Mayo.
- What is the warning label for Cinco De Mayo?… Watch the margaritas if you don’t want an Ache-in de Head-o.
- Penguin Jokes: What do penguins like to eat on Cinco De Mayo?… Brrrrrrrrritos.
- Did you hear about the baker that got churros for Cinco de Mayo?… They were just what he kneaded.
- What’s honey mustard’s least favorite holiday?… Cinco de Mayo.
- Bird Jokes: Where do birds go to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… Someplace cheep.
- What did the plate say on Cinco de Mayo?… Tonight, dinner’s on me.
- Why did the girl wear a sweater to Cinco de Mayo dinner?… Because it was chili.
- I don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo… but I do celebrate Seis de Mustard.
- What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Taco about a good time.
- I am feeling a little guac-ward about my dance moves, but who cares?… It’s Cinco de Mayo!
- Dad Jokes: When I was growing up I asked my dad what Cinco de Mayo was about. He said it was Mexico’s version of the Boston Tea Party, where they threw mayo off a ship and people were yelling, “Sink-o de mayo!”
- Cow Jokes: How do cows celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… They go to the moo-vies.
- May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth Be With You). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo who?… Don’t cry. It’s Cinco de Mayo!
- Frog Jokes: What’s a frog’s favorite Cinco de Mayo drink?… Croak-a-Cola.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Cinco De Mayo?
- What is Thor’s favorite Cinco De Mayo food?… Thor-tillas.
- What do you call a group of skunks drinking tequila?… Stinko de Mayo!
- How did the avocado feel after a day of Cinco de Mayo celebrations?… Guacward.
- What do you call a Mexican Jedi apprentice?… Pada Juan.
- What’s the best advice to give on Cinco de Mayo?… Tequila may not solve your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
- This Cinco De Mayo pary is so lit… even the piñatas want to hit it.
- Hat Jokes: What did one sombrero say to the other?… You go on ahead.
- Ice Cream Jokes: Where do you learn to make fried ice cream?… At sundae school.
- Ice Cream Jokes: What happens when fried ice cream gets angry?… It has a melt down.
- Skeleton Jokes: Why don’t skeletons fight each other on Cinco de Mayo?… They don’t have the guts.
- Cinco De Mayo Pun: Let’s get this fiesta started… I’m feeling salsa good right now.
- In honor of Cinco De Mayo – Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time?… Because the signs say “No Trespassing.”
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive Cinco De Mayo!
- Movie Jokes: What do Mexican youth do on eve of Cinco de Mayo?… They Netflix and chili.
- At the turn of the last century, Mexico was introduced to mayonnaise. And they just loved it. They couldn’t make mayonnaise quick enough. Little known fact, the Titanic had a large vat of mayonnaise that was going to go to Mexico. Now when the Titanic sunk, and the mayonnaise went with it, the Mexicans were devastated. So devastated that they did the only logical thing they could do: make a holiday to commemorate that tragic event. Know what they called that holiday? Cinco de Mayo.
- Cinco De Mayo Pun: This Cinco De Mayo party is nacho average fiesta.
- Labor Day Jokes: What is the similarity between Labor Day and Cinco de Mayo?… Only one, both are not celebrated by the Mexicans.
- Music Jokes: How do you throw a Cinco de Mayo party?… Start with a Mariachi band and a little bit of guac and roll.
- Dog Jokes: What do you call a canine born on Cinco De Mayo?… Felix Naughty Dog.
- Dinosaur Jokes: What do you call a dinosaur that loves Cinco De Mayo?… A Fiesta-saurus Rex!
- What did the cactus say at the Cinco De Mayo party?… “Aloe, let’s celebrate!”
- Math Jokes: Why was the math book so excited for Cinco de Mayo?… It couldn’t wait to do some “pi” natas calculations.
- Hope you had a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo!
- “It’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham & rye.” Professional golfer
- What is a good Cinco de Mayo joke?… Good Cinco de Mayo jokes are Juan in a million.
- What is the only downside to Cinco de Mayo?… The hangover.
- When you enter a public restroom, what do you call the fifth sink in the row?… Cinco.
- What is the significance of Cinco de Mayo?… It is the day when white people find out how low they can sinko.
- What do Americans call Cinco de Mayo?… Drinko de Mayo.
- How is soda served at Cinco de Mayo?… MexiCANS.
- I hate Cinco De Mayo!… Said no Juan ever.
- What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
- What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.
- Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.
- Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house.
- What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos.
- Why did the burrito blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
- What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas.
- What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
- What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.
- What do you call a sink full of mayonnaise?… Sink o de mayo.
- Happy Cinco de Mayo… I hope every Juan has a great day!
- Happy Gringo de Drinko!
- What did the man call his cat after Cinco de Mayo?… A Purrito.
- Why do Americans love to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… They will celebrate anything involving margaritas, especially a victory over France.
- How many Mexicans does it take to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… Just Juan!
- How does Darth Vader like his quesadillas cooked?… On the dark side.
- Which band had the best show on Cinco de Mayo?… Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- Conor McGregor hates Cinco de Mayo. It’s nothing personal… he just can’t stand Mayweather
- What do you call an ocean full of tacos?… Flotilla.
- Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?… I really suck at Guac-a-mole.
- California Jokes: What do you call a group of California Highway Patrolmen eating nachos?…CHiPs and dip.
- I’d tell you an enchilada joke… but it’s probably too cheesy.
- What did one avocado say to the other?… You guac my world.
- Customer: “Will my quesadilla be long?” Waiter: “No, it’ll be round.” (Geometry Jokes)
- Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?… For hispanic attacks. (Psychology Jokes)
- What did the guacamole say to the salsa?… Avo good day.
- What did the pepper say when his mom asked him to take out the trash?… “No poblano.”
- Cinco de Mayo: The only day we taco ’bout history.
- What do churros and baseball have in common?… They both require a batter. (Baseball Jokes)
- What is the favorite Mexican food for a Snow Day?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snow Day Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVII: Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?… Arriba McEntire.
- What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?… Room tempera-churros.
- What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Frank… Frank who?… Frank you for getting me a margarita.
- Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
- Salsa and chips walk into a restaurant. The host says, “Sorry, we don’t serve appetizers here.”
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Cinco De Mayo knock-knock joke?
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Lime… Lime who?… Lime all yours.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita margarita. (Margarita Jokes)
- Did the bartender tell you his favorite book?… It’s Tequila Mockingbird. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Bird Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey… Dewey who?… Dewey have any more salsa?
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey… Dewey who?… Dewey have any more sangria?
- Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was chili. (Father’s Day Jokes)
- What did one taco chip say to the other?… Let’s go for a dip. (Taco Jokes)
- What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What did the jalapeño say to the blizzard?… I’m a little chili. (Blizzard Jokes)
- Don’t worry, taco your time getting here, the guacamole will be waiting!
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive tacos! (Taco Jokes)
- What does Frosty like to put on his tacos?… Chilly sauce. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- Why didn’t the green pepper practice archery?… Because it didn’t habanero. (Archery Jokes)
- This party’s so lit… even the piñatas want to hit it.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes!
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good joke for Cinco De Mayo?
- What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.
- What do you you call a Mexican inch worm?… An inch-a-lotta. (Worm Jokes)
- What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo?”… I don’t like Mayweather!” (Boxing Jokes)
- #HappyCincoDeMayo @Doritos @tortillauk @PlanetFitness! What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho #nacho.
- What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
- Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
- How hot is it in Arizona?… You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. (Arizona Jokes)
- What do you call Mexican food that slowly moves?… Inch-iladas.
- What do you call four matadors in quicksand?… Quatro Cinco.
- What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas. (Super Hero Jokes & Thor Jokes)
- How do they serve beer on Cinco de Mayo?… In Mexi-cans! (Beer Jokes)
- What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Cat Jokes & Burrito Jokes)
- Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house. (Burrito Jokes)
- What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
- Hey @kalesalad @hotheadburritos! Why did the burrito blush?… Because it saw the #salad dressing!
- Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?… When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, ‘Tequila! Tequila! (Police Jokes)
- Don we now our gay sombreros! (Hat Jokes)
- What is the only distinguishing factor between St. Patrick’s Day and Cinco de Mayo?… Nothing, Cinco de Mayo is just spicy St. Patrick’s Day. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- Why did they call it Cinco de Mayo?… Because only white people celebrate it.
- Hey @TheLaughingCow! What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
- Since it’s Cinco De Mayo, I think I’m gonna eat a little Mexican tonight. And after that, I’ll have dinner.
- What’s the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick’s day?… Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- #Yesterday was #StarWarsDay (#MaytheFourthbeWithYou). #Today is #CincodeMayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth!
- What do you call #churros that have sat out on your counter all day?… Room tempera-churros.
- Which artist could have had a bigger performance than #Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande
- #CincodeMayo: The greatest Mexican holiday that few Mexicans even know about.
- #HappyCincoDeMayo @jackironsmusic @flea333 @RHCPchad @ChiliPeppers Which band had the best show on #CincoDeMayo?… Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- We are the #1 listing for a google search of #NationalTacoDay Jokes!… I wanna #taco bout it.
- Follow @TheBonnieRaitt! Unofficial Song of #NationalTacoDay: Let’s give ‘em something to #taco bout.
- What is the favorite Mexican food for a #SnowDay?… Brrrr- itos.
- Hey @Chilis ! What did the jalapeño say to the #blizzard?… I’m a little #chili.
- Hey @Tostitos! What do you call a group of #California #Highway Patrolmen eating #nachos?…CHiPs and dip.
- Hey @Chilis @LLBean! Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was #chili.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Cinco De Mayo? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Cinco De Mayo knock-knock joke? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes?
- Hey @Tostitos get ready… #CincodeMayo is #nacho average holiday.
- Hey @GreenGiant @tacobell @torchystacos @RickysFishTa! Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best #CincoDeMayo knock knock jokes!
- Hey @ChipotleTweets @BajaFresh @qdoba @Moes_HQ! Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good joke for #CincoDeMayo?
- Hey @ontheborder @ElPolloLoco @ChuysRestaurant @BombersBurritos @hotheadburritos! Why can’t you trust #burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the #beans.
- Hey @DelTaco! What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… #Taco about a good time!
- Hey @tacobell @APA! What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna #taco ’bout it.
- Hey @ChuysRestaurant @Archery_360! @USAArchery Why didn’t the green pepper practice #archery?… Because it didn’t #habanero.
- Hey @thorofficial @Tostitos! What is #Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas
- Hey @AvosFromMexico! Has anyone played that weird Mexican #carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?… I really suck at Guac-a-mole.
- What do you call a group of #skunks drinking #tequila?… Stinko de Mayo!
- Hey @builtbysnowman @builtbysnowman! What does #Frosty like to put on his #tacos?… Chilly sauce.
- Hey @builtbysnowman @AmigosBurritos @JogasakiBurrito! What is the favorite #Mexican food of #snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
- What do you call an ocean full of #tacos?… Flotilla.
- Hey @Chilis! What does a nosy #pepper do?… Gets #jalapeño business.
- Hey @Mathnasium! What Tex-Mex food is good at #math?… Inch-iladas.
- How hot is it in #Arizona?… You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
- What do you call Mexican food that slowly moves?… Inch-iladas.
- Donald #Trump goes to a fortune teller & asks, “When am I going to die?” The fortune teller replies, “You will die on a major Mexican holiday.” Trump asks: “#CincodeMayo? Dia de los muertos?” The fortune teller replies, “ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!”