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  1. Holy guacamole… It’s Cinco de Mayo!
    • Holy guacamole… It’s almost Cinco de Mayo!
  2. I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco De Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
  3. Cheese Jokes: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday.
  4. We hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo!
  5. Taco Jokes: Cinco De Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
  6. Covid Jokes: 2020 was the first Cinco De Mayo in a long time … When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona.
  7. Taco Jokes: Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco De Mayo.
  8. The only downside to Cinco De Mayo… Is Seis de Hangover.
  9. Labor Day Jokes: If today is Cinco de Mayo, what is tomorrow ?… Lieo de Bosso.
  10. May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Cinco de Mayo!
  11. How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco De Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business!
  12. Cinco De Mayo Advice: Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
  13. Taco Jokes: Cinco De Mayo 2026… The BEST EVER!… It is on Taco Tuesday!
  14. Music Jokes: What band is on every Cinco de Mayo playlist?… Red Hot Chili Peppers.
  15. Labor Day Jokes: Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids.
  16. May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan here some amazing Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes?
  17. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres!
  18. April Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is Cinco De Mayo.
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  20. Covid Jokes: The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso Covid. 
  21. Music Jokes: Who would be a great band for the Cinco De Mayo Concert?… Red Hot Chili Peppers.
  22. Super Bowl JokesSuper Bowl LVII: Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande.
  23. Hot Dog Jokes: What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
  24. What did the jalapeño say to the blizzard?… I’m a little chili.
  25. Taco Jokes: Cinco De Mayo is ALMOST here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
  26. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
  27. Music Jokes: Which band would a great headliner for the Cinco de Mayo Concert?… The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
  28. Burrito Jokes: Let’s not burrito around the bush… It is Cinco de Mayo! It’s party time!
  29. Guitar Jokes: I bought a broken Spanish guitar for Cinco de Mayo… No strings attached.
  30. St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes… besides Saint Patricks Day!
  31. Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret on Cinco De Mayo?… They tend to spill the beans.
  32. Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
  33. Revenge of the Fifth Jokes: What a great week! May the Fourth…. Cinco de Mayo and Revenge of the Fifth!
  34. Top 10 May Jokes It’s funny how Cinco de Mayo always seems to fall on May 5.
  35. May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo?
  36. College Jokes: If today is Cinco de Mayo, what is tomorrow ?… Lieo de Professor.
  37. Covid Jokes: Cinco de Mayo was canceled in 2020, so… hold de Mayo!
  38. How do tacos say grace on Cinco de Mayo?… Lettuce pray.
  39. California Jokes: Where is a popular place to celebrate Cinco De Mayo in the US?… Chili-con Valley.
  40. Book Jokes: Did the bartender tell you his favorite book?… It’s Tequila Mockingbird.
  41. As you all know, May 5 is the traditional Mexican holiday celebrated by filling up your sink with mayonnaise.
  42. May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita margarita. It is Cinco De Mayo.
  43. Taco Jokes: I’ll be bringing my Cinco de Mayo leftovers to work tomorrow… Looks like it’ll be tacos de reincarne for lunch!
  44. Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for Cinco de Mayo … Tequila by the Champs.
  45. Disney Jokes: Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo ?… Taco Belle! 
  46. Taco JokesCinco De Mayo Pun: It’s a specu-taco-lar day to celebrate with friends and family.
  47. Cinco de Mayo: The greatest Mexican holiday that few Mexicans even know about.
  48. World Geography Jokes: Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico!
  49. Police Jokes: How do you break up a Cinco De Mayo celebration?… Call Nine Juan Juan.
  50. World Geography Jokes: Why Americans shouldn’t make jokes about Cinco de Mayo ?… That’s crossing the border.