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- Holy guacamole… It’s Cinco de Mayo!
- Holy guacamole… It’s almost Cinco de Mayo!
- I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco De Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
- Cheese Jokes: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday.
- We hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo!
- Taco Jokes: Cinco De Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
- Covid Jokes: 2020 was the first Cinco De Mayo in a long time … When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona.
- Taco Jokes: Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco De Mayo.
- The only downside to Cinco De Mayo… Is Seis de Hangover.
- Labor Day Jokes: If today is Cinco de Mayo, what is tomorrow ?… Lieo de Bosso.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Cinco de Mayo!
- How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco De Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business!
- Cinco De Mayo Advice: Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
- Taco Jokes: Cinco De Mayo 2026… The BEST EVER!… It is on Taco Tuesday!
- Music Jokes: What band is on every Cinco de Mayo playlist?… Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- Labor Day Jokes: Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan here some amazing Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes?
- A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres!
- April Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is Cinco De Mayo.
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes:
- Covid Jokes: The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso Covid.
- Music Jokes: Who would be a great band for the Cinco De Mayo Concert?… Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl LVII: Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande.
- Hot Dog Jokes: What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
- What did the jalapeño say to the blizzard?… I’m a little chili.
- Taco Jokes: Cinco De Mayo is ALMOST here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
- What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
- Music Jokes: Which band would a great headliner for the Cinco de Mayo Concert?… The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- Burrito Jokes: Let’s not burrito around the bush… It is Cinco de Mayo! It’s party time!
- Guitar Jokes: I bought a broken Spanish guitar for Cinco de Mayo… No strings attached.
- St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes… besides Saint Patricks Day!
- Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret on Cinco De Mayo?… They tend to spill the beans.
- Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
- Revenge of the Fifth Jokes: What a great week! May the Fourth…. Cinco de Mayo and Revenge of the Fifth!
- Top 10 May Jokes It’s funny how Cinco de Mayo always seems to fall on May 5.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo?
- College Jokes: If today is Cinco de Mayo, what is tomorrow ?… Lieo de Professor.
- Covid Jokes: Cinco de Mayo was canceled in 2020, so… hold de Mayo!
- How do tacos say grace on Cinco de Mayo?… Lettuce pray.
- California Jokes: Where is a popular place to celebrate Cinco De Mayo in the US?… Chili-con Valley.
- Book Jokes: Did the bartender tell you his favorite book?… It’s Tequila Mockingbird.
- As you all know, May 5 is the traditional Mexican holiday celebrated by filling up your sink with mayonnaise.
- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita margarita. It is Cinco De Mayo.
- Taco Jokes: I’ll be bringing my Cinco de Mayo leftovers to work tomorrow… Looks like it’ll be tacos de reincarne for lunch!
- Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for Cinco de Mayo … Tequila by the Champs.
- Disney Jokes: Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo ?… Taco Belle!
- Taco Jokes: Cinco De Mayo Pun: It’s a specu-taco-lar day to celebrate with friends and family.
- Cinco de Mayo: The greatest Mexican holiday that few Mexicans even know about.
- World Geography Jokes: Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico!
- Police Jokes: How do you break up a Cinco De Mayo celebration?… Call Nine Juan Juan.
- World Geography Jokes: Why Americans shouldn’t make jokes about Cinco de Mayo ?… That’s crossing the border.