Winter Olympics Jokes

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  1. Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Olympics?
  2. Winter Paralympic Jokes: Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Paralympics?
  3. Shrimp Jokes: I once saw a Shrimp finish third in the Summer Olympics… They gave him the Prawns Medal.
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the year of the 1st Winter Olympics?… The first official Winter Olympic Games were held in Chamonix, France, from January 25 to February 5, 1924.
  5. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: 2026 is America 250… was there any doubt the USA Men’s AND Women’s Hockey team would win the gold?
  6. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell when the next Winter Olympics will be held?… French Alps 2030.
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Nancy Kerrigan’s incredible performance after being attacked a few weeks earlier?
  8. Hockey Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the 1980 USA hockey team beat the mighty Russians?
  9. Olympiads… Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games. 
  10. Alpine Skiing / Alpine Skiing Jokes: Say what you want about Alpine Skiing… but the sports going downhill, FAST! 
  11. If laziness was a Winter Olympic sport… I’d come in fourth so I wouldn’t have to walk up to the podium.
  12. Cross Country Skiing Jokes Did you hear Dolly Parton was angry she had to compete in the Olympics?… She was a cross country skier.
  14. Super Bowl Jokes for Teachers: Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: A few times. Once a year at Super Bowl time. Once every four years for the Winter Olympics. And once every four years for the Summer Olympics.
  15. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Do You Believe in Miracles?… USA Hockey defeated Canada in overtime to win the gold medal for on the exact SAME DATE that the 1980 team won the gold 46 years ago?
  16. Biathlon: Biathalon Jokes I don’t understand biathlon… I mean, how is it possible to have a rifle and yet finish at second place?
  17. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina athlete who President Trump will award The Presidential Medal of Freedom?… Connor Hellebuyck.
  18. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Connor Hellebuyck… Played a Helluva Gold Medal Hockey game in 2026.
  19. Luge Jokes: Fourth place in the Olympic luge… You win some, you luge some. 
  20. Bobsled Jokes: What’s a skeleton racer’s favorite band?… The Grateful Dead.
  21. Curling Jokes: Olympic curling seems like the kind of game Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.
  22. Groundhog Day Jokes: What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. 
  23. Book Jokes: A book never written: “Winter Olympic Sports” by Bob Sled. 
  24. XXVI Winter Olympics: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell where the next Winter Olympics will be held?… The next Winter Olympics (XXVI Olympic Winter Games) will be held in the French Alps, France, from February 1–17, 2030. This event, often referred to as French Alps 2030.
  25. Snowman Jokes: How did the snowman know he won?… He felt a chill of victory.
  26. XXVI Winter Olympics: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell when the next Winter Olympics will be held?… The next Winter Olympics (XXVI Olympic Winter Games) will be held in the French Alps, France, from February 1–17, 2030. This event, often referred to as French Alps 2030.
  27. Snowboarding Jokes: Why can’t Shaun White listen to vinyl at the Olympics?… He already broke all the records. 
  28. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Winning an Olympic Men’s Hockey Gold Medal on American soil… as Meatloaf sang… two out of three ain’t bad.
  29. 2026 is America 250… was there any doubt the USA would set a record with 12 gold medals at the Winter Olympics?
  30. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Brazil was the 1st South American country to win a gold medal in the Winter Olympics (2026)?
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe only two teams have played in the Women’s Hockey Gold Medal game?… Canada and USA.
  32. Luge Jokes: Music Jokes: What was the luge racers favorite band?… New Kids on the Block!
  33. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: USA Hockey Compare and Contrast: 2026 Jack Hughes teeth and 1980 Jack O’Callahan.
  34. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Do You Believe in Miracles?… USA Hockey defeated Canada in overtime to win the gold medal for the 1st time on foreign soil!
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Hilary Knight mades SNL history by being the 1st woman Olympic Athlete to be on the show two times?
  36. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Jack Hughes had his teeth knocked out before he scored the game winning goal in the Gold Medal game against Canada?
  37. Bobsled Jokes: I’m a huge fan of Skeleton Bob… I liked Living Bob too. 
  38. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Do You Believe in Miracles (2026)?… USA Hockey defeated Canada in overtime to win the gold medal for the 1st time in 46 years.
  39. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the South American country that was the 1st to win a gold medal in the Winter Olympics?… Brazil.
  40. Ice Hockey: Hockey Jokes What does an Olympic hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
  41. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: My biathlon coach told me to ski responsibly… I told him I’d take a shot at it.
  42. Charlie Brown Jokes: Why did Charlie Brown like luge so much?… They always said he was a blockhead!
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me when the Women’s Ice Hockey was 1st introduced to the Olympics?… Women’s Ice Hockey made its official debut at the 1998 Winter Olympics in Nagano, Japan. The United States won the first-ever gold medal by defeating Canada 3-1 in the final on February 17, 1998. Finland took home the bronze medal, with six.
  44. If laziness was a Winter Olympic sport, I would not have have signed up for it… Too much hassle.
  45. Curling Jokes: Why are curlers good at cleaning?… They love to sweep.
  46. Curling Jokes: What’s a curling stone’s favorite TV show?… “Breaking Bad.”
  47. Luge Jokes: Why did the luger stop eating?… He wanted to be faster.
  48. Luge Jokes: Where did the luge racer take his girlfriend?… The snow ball.
  49. Luge Jokes: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the luge team?… They needed a little team spirit.
  50. Luge Jokes: Why did the twins say they wanted to be lugers when they grew up?… They heard they had a double competition.
  51. Curling Curling Jokes: We lost our curling stone while playing a secret game of curling in a carpet shop… It got swept under the rug.
  52. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are two sets of brothers on the 2026 Gold Medal USA Men’s Hockey team?… At the 2026 Winter Olympics, two sets of brothers—Jack and Quinn Hughes and Brady and Matthew Tkachuk—helped lead the USA men’s hockey team to a gold medal.
  53. Hockey Jokes: It was unfortunate the ice hockey competition had to stop because of a lack of equipment… They were all out of puck. 
  54. Snowboarding Jokes: My friend has bought three snowboards and now he can’t stop… He’s on a very slippery slope. 
  55. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Winter Olympics team President Trump invited to the State of the Union address?… Trick question… he invited both the Men’s and Women’s Gold Medal Ice Hockey teams… The men’s team attended.
  56. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the horrible accidents of Lindsey Vonn in the 2026 Winter Olympics?
  57. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who has the most goals and points for Team USA Women’s Hockey?… Hilary Knight holds the record for the most goals (15) and points (33) in U.S. Olympic women’s hockey history.
  58. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: 2026 is America 250… was there any doubt the USA Men’s Hockey team would win the gold?
  59. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: 2026 is America 250… was there any doubt the USA Women’s Hockey team would win the gold?
  60. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada for the Gold medal in both Men’s and Women’s Ice Hockey IN OVERTIME?… with the SAME SCORE 2-1.
  61. Why was it so easy for the luge racer to stay out of trouble?… She always stayed in line.
  62. What do you call luge racers in Super Mario Bros.?… Luigi-ers
  63. What’s the best way to win a sled race?… Go downhill fast.
  64. Dad Jokes: Why did the luge racers son become so good at it?… He was a chip off the old block.
  65. Luge Jokes: Which luge team has the coolest helmets?… The one with the most fans.
  66. Luge Jokes: Why was Cinderella so bad at the luge?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  67. Luge Jokes: Where do luge athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey
  68. Alpine Skiing Jokes: Did you hear about the powerful journalist competing in the freestyle skiing?… She was a media mogul. 
  69. Figure Skating Jokes: People said the man with radiators was ruining the figure skating but… he was just trying to break the ice.
  70. Biathalon Jokes: The Biathalon… a very inclusive Winter Olympic event.
  71. Biathalon Jokes: The Biathalon… the unoffical Winter Olympic event of the LGBT.
  72. An American whistleblower was planning to attend the Winter Olympics but… in the end he couldn’t because he was Snowden.
  74. Snow Jokes: The snow melted when the Winter Olympics were finished… All the fans had left. 
  75. Snowboarding Jokes: The hungover snowboarder got the chairlift to the start line… It was just the lift she needed. 
  76. What do you call an ape that wins at the Olympics?… A Chimpion!
  77. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: Chill out… they’re just skiing and shooting!
  78. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: It’s snow joke how seriously I take biathlon.
  79. Napping Jokes: What’s the main rule of the Insomnia Olympics?… You snooze, You lose.
  80. Easter Jokes: The Easter Bunny joined the Winter Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots.
  81. I am a little worried about the future of the sport of Olympic skiing… It’s just going downhill.
  82. Psychology Jokes: If having low confidence and low self-esteem was an Olympic sport… I would probably get bronze.
  83. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: I’m not snow sure I can hit that target.
  84. The Winter Olympics: Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
  85. Curling Jokes: Steve Austin, shocked after picking up a cool curling stone from the ice… “Stone cold!” 
  86. The speed skaters refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates. 
  87. Hockey Jokes: The hockey refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates. 
  88. Figure Skating Jokes: The figure skaters refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates. 
  89. Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! 
  90. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for at Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics? 
  91. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: My dating life is like a biathlon… cold, long, and full of missed shots.
  92. Hockey Jokes: The women’s hockey players refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates. 
  93. Curling Jokes: What’s a curler’s favorite kind of food?… Take out!
  94. Curling Jokes: Why are curlers such great artists?… They all know how to draw!
  95. Curling Jokes: What do you call a curler with insomnia?… Sweepless!
  96. Curling Jokes: What did one curling stone say to the other?… I won’t take you for granite!
  97. Curling Jokes: What was I going to say?… I can’t remember, I’m drawing a blank!
  98. Figure skating: Figure Skating Jokes: How is music like ice skating?… If you don’t “C sharp” you’ll “B flat.”
  99. Freestyle Skiing Jokes: Why did the freestyle skier bring a ladder to the park?… To reach the next level of airtime!
  100. Freestyle Skiing Jokes: What do you call a freestyle skier who only does straight airs?… Bored.
  101. Freestyle Skiing Jokes: Why do freestyle skiers make terrible secret agents?… Because they always try to “send it.”
  102. Freestyle Skiing Jokes: Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?… I was heels over head.
  103. Freestyle Skiing Jokes: What’s the difference between a mogul skier and a mushroom?… A: One hangs out in the dark and grows in the dirt, the other… wait, that’s just a moguler.
  104. Freestyle Skiing Jokes:Why was the skier in the halfpipe so calm?… He was used to living on the edge.
  105. Freestyle Skiing Jokes: What do you say to a skier who just landed a 720?… “Nice, now do it again without looking like you’re trying to swat a bee.”
  106. Hockey Jokes: The men’s hockey player refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates. 
  107. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: Skiing with a rifle?… That’s what I call chill fire.
  108. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: I tried biathlon once, but I couldn’t handle the crossfire.
  109. Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the Olympics?… It was a cheetah. 
  110. Teacher: Please use the word “account” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “On account of three, we’ll start the race.” 
  111. Bobsled Jokes: What did the Jamaican bobsled team say to the competition?… “You might be fast, but we’re cool!
  112. What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! 
  113. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: Biathletes are cool under pressure… and colder everywhere else.
  114. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: I have a flurry of emotions every time I watch biathlon.
  115. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: Biathletes don’t need luck… they’ve got good aim and snow excuses.
  116. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: Don’t trust biathletes with secrets… they always cross-country spill.
  117. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: Why did the skier bring a ladder?… To reach new heights in biathlon.
  118. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: I tried combining yoga and biathlon… now I’m just cold and confused.
  119. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: If you miss your shot in biathlon… just ski it off.
  120. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: I asked my date if they liked biathlon. They said, “I’ll ski you later.”
  121. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: The snowball’s in your court… join the biathlon!
  122. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: Ice to see you sliding into this sport.
  123. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: No blizzard can stop a determined biathlete.
  124. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: I wanted to quit biathlon, but I just couldn’t thaw my way out.
  125. Bobsleigh: Bobsled Jokes: Why was Cinderella so bad at the bobsled?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  126. Bobsled Jokes: Where do bobsled athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey
  127. Bobsled Jokes: Why are bobsledders good at relationships?… They know how to handle the curves.
  128. Bobsled Jokes: Why do bobsledders love winter?… It’s the only time they can go downhill fast!
  129. Cross Country Skiing Jokes: What do you call a slow cross-country skier?… A slopepoke! 
  130. What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke! 
  131. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… 2, one to change the bulb and one to say “Nice turn, nice turn!”
  132. How can you make a small fortune teaching skiing?… Start with a big one!
  133. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… A dozen. One to unscrew the bulb and the rest to analyze the turns.
  134. Curling Curling Jokes: XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada in curling?
  135. Curling Jokes: Why should you get your husband into curling?… It’s the only way to get him to sweep the house!
  136. Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Summer Games?… Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup! 
  137. Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?… It was two-tired. 
  138. Luge: Luge Jokes: Why did the luge racer’s son become so good at it?… He was a chip off the old block.(Father’s Day Jokes)
  139. Snowboarding Jokes: My friend has bought three snowboards and now he can’t stop… He’s on a very slippery slope. 
  140. Why was it so easy for the luge racer to stay out of trouble?… She always stayed in line.
  141. What do you call luge racers in Super Mario Bros.?… Luigi-ers
  142. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how many times Canada and the USA have meet in the Women’s Hockey Gold Medal game?… Canada and the United States have faced each other in the women’s Olympic hockey gold medal game seven times (1998, 2002, 2010, 2014, 2018, 2022, and 2026). Canada won four of these matchups (2002, 2010, 2014, 2022), while the U.S. won in 1998 and 2018.
  143. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Alysa Liu Wins U.S. First Women’s Olympic Skating Gold Since 2002.
  144. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Tonya Harding’s story?
  145. Olympic Book Never Written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify. 
  146. Hockey Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who scored the winning goal for the 1980 USA hockey team against the Russians?… Mike Eruzione.
  147. Hockey Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who played goalie for the 1980 USA hockey team against the Russians?… Jim Craig.
  148. Hockey Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who Team USA Hockey beat to win the gold medal in 1980 Winter Olympics?… The 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team (“Miracle on Ice”) defeated Finland 4-2 on February 24, 1980, to secure the gold medal in Lake Placid, New York.
  149. Pirate Jokes: Why did the pirate want to see the luge race?… He heard there would be lots of Booties there.
  150. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me which country has won the most Men’s Hockey Gold Medals?… Canada (9).
  151. The Olympic skiing started really well… but it was all downhill from there. 
  152. What did the luge rider’s toddler do while he trained?… Played with blocks.
  153. Hockey Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who coached the 1980 USA hockey team that won the gold medal?… Herb Brooks.
  154. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how well USA Hockey paid tribute to Gaudreau brothers at Winter Olympics.
  155. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada for the Gold medal in both Men’s and Women’s Ice Hockey IN OVERTIME?
  156. A book never written: “How to Win at the Winter Olympics” by Vick Tori. 
  157. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the USA has won the Gold Medal in the Winter Olympics?… The U.S. Men’s Ice Hockey team has won three Olympic gold medals in its history, achieved in 1960 in Squaw Valley and 1980 in Lake Placid (the “Miracle on Ice”), 2026 XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina.
  158. Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes?
  159. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Connor Hellebuyck… Made a Helluva stick save on on Canada’s Devon Toews in the 3rd period of the Gold Medal Hockey game in 2026.
  160. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada for the Gold medal in Women’s Ice Hockey IN OVERTIME?
  161. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: Biathlon is like life: ski fast, shoot straight, and try not to fall.
  162. “I like the Winter Olympics!” The Italian said gamely. 
  163. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada for the Gold medal in both Men’s and Women’s Ice Hockey?
  164. Police Jokes: Why did the robbers go to the Winter Olympics?… They heard about all the banks in the luge competition.
  165. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA and Team Canada advanced to the semi-finals after OVERTIME victories?
  166. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Mikaela Shiffrin dropped TWO F-bombs in an interview on the Today Show?
  167. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the father-in-law coach and son-in-law player for the USA Men’s Hockey Gold medal team?… Coach Mike Sullivan and player Charlie McAvoy.
  168. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: What amazing rapper carried the Olympic Torch through the streets of Milan?… Snoop Dogg.
  169. Snowboarding Jokes: It turns out when the Russians said “dope” they weren’t just pretending to be cool in front of the snowboarders. 
  170. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how bad Tonya Harding skated in the 1994 Olympics?
  171. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me when the XXV Winter Olympics are being held?… February 6 to February 22, 2026.
  172. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Jack Hughes scored the golden goal in overtime for USA Hockey to defeat Canada to defeat in the XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina.
  173. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me which Team USA Women’s Hockey player scored the game-winning goal in overtime to defeat Canada for the Gold Medal?… Megan Keller scored the game-winning “golden goal” 4:07 into overtime to lead Team USA to a 2-1 victory over Canada in the Women’s Hockey Gold Medal game at the 2026 Milano Cortina Winter Olympics.
  174. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me which Team USA Women’s Hockey player scored the goal late in the 3rd period to force overtime with Canada in the Gold Medal Game?… Hilary Knight scored the goal to force overtime for Team USA against Canada in the 2026 Winter Olympics women’s hockey gold medal game, netting the equalizer with roughly two minutes remaining in regulation.
  175. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Sidney Crosby Ruled Out for Team Canada’s Olympic Semifinal Against Finland Due to Injury?… Connor McDavid Named Captain.
  176. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Olympics in Milano Cortina?
  177. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Brazil athlete who was the 1st South American to win a gold medal in the Winter Olympics?… Yes, Lucas Pinheiro Braathen made history for Brazil on February 14, 2026, by winning the gold medal in the men’s giant slalom at the Milano Cortina Winter Olympics. This victory marks the first-ever medal of any color for a South American nation in the history of the Winter Games.
  178. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA won the Silver Medal in curling at XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina?
  179. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Matt Boldy took a chance to make a play and scored the 1st USA goal in the 2026 Gold Medal game agains Canada!
  180. Matt BOLDY SCORES ON USA’S FIRST SHOT ON GOAL in the Gold Medal game against Canada.
  181. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell which country won the most medals at XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina?
  182. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell which country won the most gold medals at XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina?
  183. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me where the XXV Winter Olympics are being held?… Milano Cortina.
  184. Summer Olympics Jokes: What happens when you don’t make the Summer Olympics?… You luge.
  185. Hockey Jokes: My favorite Winter Olympic event is the one where two opposing teams go on the ice, pass the puck to each other, pay each other compliments, and make everyone involved feel really good about themselves… Nice hockey. 
  186. Why did the skier bring string to the race?… To tie the knot.
  187. Ski Jumping Ski Jumping Jokes
  188. Snowboard Snowboarding Jokes:
  189. Speed skating
  190. What will Trump’s favorite sport be this year in the Winter Olympics?… It’s gonna be LUGE.
  191. Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: A few times. Once a year at Super Bowl time. Once every four years for the Winter Olympics. And once every four years for the Summer Olympics.
  192. Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?… She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball. 
  193. Nordic Combined
  194. Short Track Speed Skating
  195. Skeleton
  196. Freestyle Skiing Freestyle Skiing Jokes: