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- Chemistry Jokes: What does chemistry and figure skating have in common?… Elements.
- Music Jokes: Who was the figure skater’s favorite singer?… Axel Rose!
- Why do figure skaters work in bakeries when they retire?…They’re great at icing cakes. (Cake Jokes)
- The figure skaters refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates.
- Music Jokes: How is music like ice skating?… If you don’t “C sharp” you’ll “B flat.”
- People said the man with radiators was ruining the figure skating but… he was just trying to break the ice.
- How do you know if your a figure skater?… Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography in your head.
- Why shouldn’t you tell jokes while ice skating?… Because the ice might crack up!
- What do a dentist and a figure skating coach have in common?… They both use drills!
- Why was Cinderella so bad figure skating?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
- Where do figure skaters go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey
- What did the skeleton drive to the figure skating competition?… A Zam-bony.
- What is the hardest foot to buy a figure skate for?… A square foot.
- Why is the figure skating rink hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
- What skating moves does Bruce Springsteen look for during the Olympics?… Rocker turn.
- Why did the figure skater gain so much weight?… She 8 a lot.
- What time is it when a pair of figure skaters chases a baseball team?… 2 after nine. (9:02)
- Why did the boa constrictor sign up for skating lessons?… To learn the serpentine lift.
- Which figure skater has the biggest skates?… The one with the biggest feet.
- How do figure skaters stay cool?… By sitting next to the fans.
- Which figure skater can jump higher than the judges table?… All of them – a table can’t jump.
- Why is Cinderella such a bad figure skater?… She always loses a skate.
- What did the army captain say to the skaters?… Forwards… skate!
- What does a bad figure skater and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice.
- What was the figure skater’s favorite part of her birthday party?… The icing on the cake.
- Why did the figure skater cross the rink?… To get to the other side.
- Why was there a pig at the figure skating competition?… He drove the hambony.
- Why shouldn’t you tell jokes while figure skating?… Because the ice might crack up!
- What do you call a monkey who wins the gold medal in Olympic figure skating?… A chimpion.
- What did the skater say when the zamboni broke down?… Figures…
- What style of mobile phone do skaters choose most often?… Flip style.
- What was the figure skater’s favorite band?… Spin Doctors.
- Why did the beginner figure skater get a tattoo of a butterfly on her leg?… It was the only way she could make a butterfly jump.
- What was the figure skater’s favorite lunch dish?… Charlotte spiral pasta salad
- What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… A figure skating coach
- What do figure skaters do when they meet someone new?… They say something to break the ice.
- How are scrambled eggs like a losing figure skater?… They’ve both been beaten.
- Why couldn’t the figure skater get into the competition?… She could never remember the combination.
- Why wasn’t U2 allowed to play before the skating competition?… Edge violation.
- Why didn’t the figure skater bring his wallet to the skating rink?… It was free skating that day.
- What was the figure skater’s job when she wasn’t competing?… Haircutter.
- Why did the figure skater bring a water bottle to his practice session?… The coach said they would be working on hydroblading.
- Why couldn’t the figure skater answer the phone?… She was Ina Bauer at the time.
- What figure skating move was Roy Rogers most known for?… Lasso lift
- What was the lazy figure skater’s favorite move?… Layback spin.
- Why did the figure skater leave practice early to get something to eat?… He heard the coach say it was time for Lunge.
- Which skating move can you find on an IHOP menu?… Pancake spin.
- Which candy is a favorite of figure skaters?… Twizzlers.
- Why did the farmer buy skates for his lambs?… To teach them the sheep jump.
- Which spin in figure skating was the Rap DJ’s favorite?… Scratch spin.
- What skating element was Mr. T’s favorite?… Mohawk turn.