101 Winter Olympics Jokes

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  1. Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Olympics?
  2. Winter Paralympic Jokes: Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Paralympics?
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell when the next Winter Olympics will be held?
  4. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Do You Believe in Miracles?… USA Hockey defeated Canada in overtime to win the gold medal for on the exact SAME DATE that the 1980 team won the gold 46 years ago?
  5. XXVI Winter Olympics: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell where the next Winter Olympics will be held?… The next Winter Olympics (XXVI Olympic Winter Games) will be held in the French Alps, France, from February 1–17, 2030. This event, often referred to as French Alps 2030.
  6. Alpine Skiing / Alpine Skiing Jokes: Say what you want about Alpine Skiing… but the sports going downhill, FAST! 
  7. XXVI Winter Olympics: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell when the next Winter Olympics will be held?… The next Winter Olympics (XXVI Olympic Winter Games) will be held in the French Alps, France, from February 1–17, 2030. This event, often referred to as French Alps 2030.
  8. Groundhog Day Jokes: What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. 
  9. Curling Jokes: Olympic curling seems like the kind of game… Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.
  10. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe only two teams have played in the Women’s Hockey Gold Medal game?… Canada and USA.
  11. Hockey Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the 1980 USA hockey team beat the mighty Russians?
  12. Biathlon: Biathalon Jokes I don’t understand biathlon… I mean, how is it possible to have a rifle and yet finish at second place?
  13. Cross Country Skiing Jokes Did you hear Dolly Parton was angry she had to compete in the Olympics?… She was a cross country skier.
  14. Olympiads… Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games. 
  15. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: 2026 is America 250… was there any doubt the USA Men’s AND Women’s Hockey team would win the gold?
  16. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Do You Believe in Miracles?… USA Hockey defeated Canada in overtime to win the gold medal for the 1st time on foreign soil!
  17. Bobsled Jokes: What’s a skeleton racer’s favorite band?… The Grateful Dead.
  18. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Winning an Olympic Men’s Hockey Gold Medal on American soil… as Meatloaf sang… two out of three ain’t bad.
  19. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina athlete who President Trump will award The Presidential Medal of Freedom?… Connor Hellebuyck.
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Nancy Kerrigan’s incredible performance after being attacked a few weeks earlier?
  21. Luge Jokes: Fourth place in the Olympic luge… You win some, you luge some. 
  22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Hilary Knight mades SNL history by being the 1st woman Olympic Athlete to be on the show two times?
  23. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Jack Hughes had his teeth knocked out before he scored the game winning goal in the Gold Medal game against Canada?
  24. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Do You Believe in Miracles (2026)?… USA Hockey defeated Canada in overtime to win the gold medal for the 1st time in 46 years.
  25. 2026 is America 250… was there any doubt the USA would set a record with 12 gold medals at the Winter Olympics?
  26. Book Jokes: A book never written: “Winter Olympic Sports” by Bob Sled. 
  27. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Connor Hellebuyck… Played a Helluva Gold Medal Hockey game in 2026.
  28. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the year of the 1st Winter Olympics?… The first official Winter Olympic Games were held in Chamonix, France, from January 25 to February 5, 1924.
  29. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Brazil was the 1st South American country to win a gold medal in the Winter Olympics (2026)?
  30. Snowboarding Jokes: Why can’t Shaun White listen to vinyl at the Olympics?… He already broke all the records. 
  31. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the South American country that was the 1st to win a gold medal in the Winter Olympics?… Brazil.
  32. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are two sets of brothers on the 2026 Gold Medal USA Men’s Hockey team?… At the 2026 Winter Olympics, two sets of brothers—Jack and Quinn Hughes and Brady and Matthew Tkachuk—helped lead the USA men’s hockey team to a gold medal.
  33. If laziness was a Winter Olympic sport… I’d come in fourth so I wouldn’t have to walk up to the podium.
  34. Hockey Jokes: It was unfortunate the ice hockey competition had to stop because of a lack of equipment… They were all out of puck. 
  35. Bobsled Jokes: I’m a huge fan of Skeleton Bob… I liked Living Bob too. 
  36. Super Bowl Jokes for Teachers: Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: A few times. Once a year at Super Bowl time. Once every four years for the Winter Olympics. And once every four years for the Summer Olympics.
  37. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: USA Hockey Compare and Contrast: 2026 Jack Hughes teeth and 1980 Jack O’Callahan.
  38. Luge Jokes: Music Jokes: What was the luge racers favorite band?… New Kids on the Block!
  39. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Winter Olympics team President Trump invited to the State of the Union address?… Trick question… he invited both the Men’s and Women’s Gold Medal Ice Hockey teams… The men’s team attended.
  40. Charlie Brown Jokes: Why did Charlie Brown like luge so much?… They always said he was a blockhead!
  41. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the horrible accidents of Lindsey Vonn in the 2026 Winter Olympics?
  42. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who has the most goals and points for Team USA Women’s Hockey?… Hilary Knight holds the record for the most goals (15) and points (33) in U.S. Olympic women’s hockey history.
  43. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: 2026 is America 250… was there any doubt the USA Men’s Hockey team would win the gold?
  44. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: My biathlon coach told me to ski responsibly… I told him I’d take a shot at it.
  45. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: 2026 is America 250… was there any doubt the USA Women’s Hockey team would win the gold?
  46. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada for the Gold medal in both Men’s and Women’s Ice Hockey IN OVERTIME?… with the SAME SCORE 2-1.
  47. Snowboarding Jokes: My friend has bought three snowboards and now he can’t stop… He’s on a very slippery slope. 
  48. Why was it so easy for the luge racer to stay out of trouble?… She always stayed in line.
  49. What do you call luge racers in Super Mario Bros.?… Luigi-ers
  50. Ice Hockey: Hockey Jokes What does an Olympic hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
  51. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me when the Women’s Ice Hockey was 1st introduced to the Olympics?… Women’s Ice Hockey made its official debut at the 1998 Winter Olympics in Nagano, Japan. The United States won the first-ever gold medal by defeating Canada 3-1 in the final on February 17, 1998. Finland took home the bronze medal, with six.
  52. Snowman Jokes: How did the snowman know he won?… He felt a chill of victory.
  53. What’s the best way to win a sled race?… Go downhill fast.
  54. Curling Jokes: Why are curlers good at cleaning?… They love to sweep.
  55. Curling Jokes: What’s a curling stone’s favorite TV show?… “Breaking Bad.”
  56. Luge Jokes: Why did the luger stop eating?… He wanted to be faster.
  57. Luge Jokes: Where did the luge racer take his girlfriend?… The snow ball.
  58. Luge Jokes: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the luge team?… They needed a little team spirit.
  59. Luge Jokes: Why did the twins say they wanted to be lugers when they grew up?… They heard they had a double competition.
  60. If laziness was a Winter Olympic sport, I would not have have signed up for it… Too much hassle.
  61. Dad Jokes: Why did the luge racers son become so good at it?… He was a chip off the old block.
  62. Luge Jokes: Which luge team has the coolest helmets?… The one with the most fans.
  63. Luge Jokes: Why was Cinderella so bad at the luge?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  64. Luge Jokes: Where do luge athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey
  65. Alpine Skiing Jokes: Did you hear about the powerful journalist competing in the freestyle skiing?… She was a media mogul. 
  66. Figure Skating Jokes: People said the man with radiators was ruining the figure skating but… he was just trying to break the ice.
  67. Biathalon Jokes: The Biathalon… a very inclusive Winter Olympic event.
  68. Biathalon Jokes: The Biathalon… the unoffical Winter Olympic event of the LGBT.
  69. An American whistleblower was planning to attend the Winter Olympics but… in the end he couldn’t because he was Snowden.
  70. Curling Curling Jokes: We lost our curling stone while playing a secret game of curling in a carpet shop… It got swept under the rug.
  71. Snow Jokes: The snow melted when the Winter Olympics were finished… All the fans had left. 
  72. Snowboarding Jokes: The hungover snowboarder got the chairlift to the start line… It was just the lift she needed. 
  73. What do you call an ape that wins at the Olympics?… A Chimpion!
  74. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: Chill out… they’re just skiing and shooting!
  75. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: It’s snow joke how seriously I take biathlon.
  76. Napping Jokes: What’s the main rule of the Insomnia Olympics?… You snooze, You lose.
  77. Easter Jokes: The Easter Bunny joined the Winter Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots.
  78. I am a little worried about the future of the sport of Olympic skiing… It’s just going downhill.
  79. Psychology Jokes: If having low confidence and low self-esteem was an Olympic sport… I would probably get bronze.
  80. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: I’m not snow sure I can hit that target.
  81. The Winter Olympics: Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
  82. Curling Jokes: Steve Austin, shocked after picking up a cool curling stone from the ice… “Stone cold!” 
  83. The speed skaters refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates. 
  84. Hockey Jokes: The hockey refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates. 
  85. Figure Skating Jokes: The figure skaters refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates. 
  86. Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! 
  87. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for at Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics? 
  88. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: My dating life is like a biathlon… cold, long, and full of missed shots.
  89. Hockey Jokes: The women’s hockey players refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates. 
  90. Curling Jokes: What’s a curler’s favorite kind of food?… Take out!
  91. Curling Jokes: Why are curlers such great artists?… They all know how to draw!
  92. Curling Jokes: What do you call a curler with insomnia?… Sweepless!
  93. Curling Jokes: What did one curling stone say to the other?… I won’t take you for granite!
  94. Curling Jokes: What was I going to say?… I can’t remember, I’m drawing a blank!
  95. Figure skating: Figure Skating Jokes: How is music like ice skating?… If you don’t “C sharp” you’ll “B flat.”
  96. Freestyle Skiing Jokes: Why did the freestyle skier bring a ladder to the park?… To reach the next level of airtime!
  97. Freestyle Skiing Jokes: What do you call a freestyle skier who only does straight airs?… Bored.
  98. Freestyle Skiing Jokes: Why do freestyle skiers make terrible secret agents?… Because they always try to “send it.”
  99. Freestyle Skiing Jokes: Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?… I was heels over head.
  100. Freestyle Skiing Jokes: What’s the difference between a mogul skier and a mushroom?… A: One hangs out in the dark and grows in the dirt, the other… wait, that’s just a moguler.
  101. Freestyle Skiing Jokes:Why was the skier in the halfpipe so calm?… He was used to living on the edge.