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Google Seach “Curling Jokes”

  1. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada in curling?
  2. Olympic curling seems like the kind of game… Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.
  3. We lost our curling stone while playing a secret game of curling in a carpet shop… It got swept under the rug.
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA won the Silver Medal at XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina?
  5. Curling Jokes: Why are curlers good at cleaning?… They love to sweep.
  6. Curling Jokes: What’s a curling stone’s favorite TV show?… “Breaking Bad.”
  7. Steve Austin, shocked after picking up a cool curling stone from the ice… “Stone cold!” 
  8. Why should you get your husband into curling?… It’s the only way to get him to sweep the house!
  9. What’s a curler’s favorite kind of food?… Take out!
  10. Why are curlers such great artists?… They all know how to draw!
  11. What do you call a curler with insomnia?… Sweepless!
  12. What did one curling stone say to the other?… I won’t take you for granite!
  13. What was I going to say?… I can’t remember, I’m drawing a blank!
  14. Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?… Discus.
  15. Why does Jesus always go first when the disciples go Curling?… Because they let he who is without sin cast the first stone!
  16. How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?… You take away its broom.
  17. Why did man invent curling?… To convince women sweeping was a sport.