Top 10 Friday the 13th Jokes

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1. Friday the 13th, June 2025: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
2. What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… I-Scream! We were CORRECTED @JasonLVoorhees “Actually it’s #Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
3. When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills!
4. When Flag Day follows Friday the 13th…. Should we raise a red flag?
5. What sort of parties do people generally organize on Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
6. What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees & a box of cheerios?… A cereal killer.
7. Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth!
8. Earth Day Jokes: Jason Voorhees is killing the environment… He still uses tons of plastic straws.
9. What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie.
10. What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?… these bad jokes.

June Friday the 13th Jokes

1. Friday the 13th, June 2025: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
2. Jokes for the Last Day of School: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last day of school?
3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last Friday of the school year?
4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from high school on Friday June 13th?
5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday June 13th is the first day of summer vacation?

March Friday the 13th Jokes

1. Pi Jokes: You’ve heard of Friday the 13th… But what about the next day? Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear
2. Graduation Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from college on Friday May 13th?

April Friday the 13th Jokes

1. Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe my high school prom was on Friday April 13th?

May Friday the 13th Jokes

1. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from high school on Friday May 13th?
2. Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe my high school prom was on Friday May 13th?

October Friday the 13th Jokes

1. As of 2021, Halloween has not fallen on Friday the 13th for the last 666 years! Probably because it’s always October 31st. Unless you’re dyslexic I guess.

November Friday the 13th Jokes

1. What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed!
2. Killers eagerly look forward to which day of the month?… Fri-Die the 13th.

December Friday the 13th Jokes

1. December Jokes: There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas.