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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best college football jokes.
- College Football Jokes: Friday January 19th, 2026: Who does Dr. Seuss want to win the college football National Championship?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
- 2026 College Football Bracket: Are U serious?… Miami beat #7 Texas Tech ON THE ROAD, #2 Ohio State #6 Ole Miss AND… the championship game is in Miami?
- Florida Jokes: Would Beck’s Beer be a good NIL deal for Miami quarterback Carson Beck?
- Indiana Jokes: What’s the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and cheerios?… One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn’t!
- Florida Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the highest seed to play in college football championship?… Monday January 19th 2026 #10 Miami.
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football quarterbacks who have won the National Championship and the Heisman Trophy?
- Friday January 9th, 2026: Indiana dismantles Oregon 56-22 to reach CFP National Championship: Hey Oregon… Hoosier Daddy?
- Mississippi Jokes: Thursday January 8th, 2026: #6 Ole Miss was one possession shy of making it to the championship game… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
- Mississippi Jokes: Lucas Carneiro 2026 place kicker for Ole Miss… He certainly didn’t Ole Miss. (Ole Miss kicker Lucas Carneiro made four field goals in the Fiesta Bowl against Miami last night (January 8, 2026), with distances of: 58 yards 54 yards 42 yards 21 yards)
- Pope Jokes: November 23, 1984: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Pope’s favorite Boston College football moment?… The Hail Mary by Doug Flutie to beat Miami.
- Indiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the only player to win the Heisman Trophy from the University of Indiana?…. Fernando Mendoza (2025),
- Florida Jokes: Thursday January 8th, 2026: Are U serious?… Did you see the incredible finish as #10 Miami upset #6 Ole Miss 31 – 27?
- Mississippi Jokes: Thursday January 8th, 2026: #6 Ole Miss didn’t lose the game… they just ran out of time!
- Alabama Jokes: What is laundry detergent does the Alabama Football Manager use to wash the uniforms?…. (Roll) Tide.
- California Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me why the Rose Bowl is called the Granddaddy of them all?
- College Football Jokes: What college football team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
- Indiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the nickname for the only player to win the Heisman Trophy from the University of Indiana?…. Fernando Heismandoza (2025)
- Cheese Jokes: How should you respond to a Notre Dame football team that complains about not being selected for the College Football playoff?… Would you like some cheese with that WHINE?
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the fake punt in 4th and a mile?????
- Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: The Sun Bowl was a hell of a game… the Duke Blue Devils and the Arizona State Sun Devils.
- Navy Jokes: What separates the Navy fans from the Army football fans?… The wave.
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the nickname for the Texas A & M fan section?
- Florida Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: Are U serious?… Did you see #10 Miami beat #2 Ohio State 24-14?
- Virginia Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Interesting 1st round match-up: the James Madison DUKES vs.the Oregon DUCKS!
- Mississippi Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college football team of AARP.
- Pope Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: The Pope is a big college football fan, but he could not watch the Sun bowl…. He did not want to see the Sun Devils versus the Blue Devils.
- Georgia Jokes: Do you think Gunner Stockton could have had a good NIL deal with the NRA?… He does play for Georgia.
- Mississippi Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: #6 Ole Miss beats #3 Georgia 39 – 34… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
- Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: When asked about the quality of the teams in this year‘s Sun Bowl, Tony the Tiger responded enthusiastically… “They’re GREAT!!!!”
- Indiana Jokes: Sunday, December 7, 2025 Notre Dame was not selected for the College Football Playoff?… Do you think they used the Lord’s name in vain?
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the schedule for the College Football Playoffs?
- Indiana Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: #1 Indiana defeats #9 Alabama 38 – 3… Hey …… Hoosier Daddy?
- What college mascot is big on social media?… Reveille “X.”
- What was Bill Belichick’s nickname when named head coach of UNC… Chapel Bill.
- Dog Jokes: UGA would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
- Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: Blue Devil Mascot Head band: The better devil.
- Notre Dame Football Jokes: Sunday, December 7, 2025 What is a Notre Dame football fan’s favorite whine?… “We didn’t get picked for the playoff.”
- Dr. Seuss Jokes: What college football teams does the Grinch hate?… The University of Indiana “WHO” siers.
- Alabama Jokes: Friday December 19th, 2025: #9 Alabama defeats #8 Oklahoma 34-24… I guess Oklahoma is done SOONER than later.
- Mississippi Jokes: December 2025 Lane Kiffin leaving to coach LSU… that’s a BIG Ole Miss.
- Indiana Jokes: Saturday, December 6th, 2025: Indiana defeats Ohio State for Big 12 Title. Hey Big 12 Football…… Hoosier Daddy?
- Orange Bowl Thursday, January 1st, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you glad Oregon won the the Orange Bowl?
- Hunting Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the favorite college football coach of hunters? (Bear Bryant)
- Indiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe it was 58 years between the University of Indiana’s Big Ten Football titles? (1967 – 2025).
- Mississippi Jokes: Friday, November 29th, 2025: Ole Miss capped a great season winning the Egg Bowl to finish at 11-1. The most wins in the program’s history. It later laid an egg by not signing Lane Kiffin to a contract extension.
- North Carolina Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Duke Blue Devils won their first-ever ACC Football Championship Game in December 2025.
- Mississippi Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: #6 Ole Miss rolls over #11 Tulane 41 – 10… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
- Virginia Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Oregon scores TDs on its first 5 possessions in 51-34 College Football Playoff win over James Madison… Did the coach forget to tell his players to put up the DUKES before the game?
- Music Jokes: What is a defensive coordinator‘s favorite Sweet song?… Ballroom Blitz.
- Indiana Jokes: Sunday, December 7, 2025 What do you think Notre Dame said when they were not selected for the College Football Playoff?… Lord Help Us!
- Texas Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe it was 70 years between outright titles for Teas Tech Football? (1967 – 2025). (Border Conference 1955 – Big 12 2025)
- Skiing Jokes: The Black Diamond Trophy… The unofficial college football game of skiing.
- Florida Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Are U serious?… Did you see the goal line hit in the final minute of the #10 Miami beat #7 Texas A&M and the 12th man 10 – 3?
- Texas Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Cotton Bowl is played?
- Louisiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Sugar Bowl is played?
- Florida Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Orange Bowl is played?
- California Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Rose Bowl is played?
- Arizona Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Fiesta Bowl is played?
- How is losing money in a payphone like a college football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
- Georgia Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Peach Bowl is played?
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the teams in the College Football Red River Rivalry?
- Why did the college football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
- Lane Kiffin not coaching in the College Football Playoff… that’s a BIG Ole Miss.
- Texas Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Cotton Bowl?
- Louisiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Sugar Bowl?
- Why do coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward.
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the station that has the best coverage of college football’s rivalry week?
- Florida Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Orange Bowl?
- California Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Rose Bowl?
- What’s the difference between a college quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
- Connecticut Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NESCAC football rivals that play in “The Biggest Little Game in America?”
- Arizona Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Fiesta Bowl?
- College Football Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe name the a favorite college football tradition with Navy sailors?… Iowa Hawkeye Wave: A tradition known as the “Wave”: A heartwarming tradition at Iowa Hawkeyes home football games where fans and players wave to children in the adjacent UI Stead Family Children’s Hospital after the first quarter. This act of solidarity provides hope and support to the young patients.
- Georgia Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Peach Bowl?
- Connecticut Jokes: ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the university both Bill Belichick and Eric Mangini played football?
- Iowa Jokes: What is a Hawkeyes football fan’s favorite whine?… “We can’t beat Michigan.”
- Virginia Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the 1st Sun Belt Conference team to play in the College Football Playoffs?
- Bill Belichick’s updated nickname after losing to the University of California 21-18 and dropping to 2-4… Chapel “Over the Hill” Bill.
- Cheerleading Jokes: Who are the happiest people at the college football game?… The cheerleaders.
- Why didn’t the dog want to play football?… It was a boxer.
- Louisiana Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Do you think the Tulane GREEN Wave Offensive Coordinator was BLUE when the trick play in the 3rd quarter resulted in a fumble?
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the score of the Oregon -James Madison game? (51-34).
- Connecticut Jokes: ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the teams in the NESCAC Little Three Rivalry?
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Big Game?
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate game?
- What is a favorite college for a running back in football?… Rush University.
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry?
- November 28, 2025: Can you name the Texas quarterback that lead the team to upset Texas A&M in the Lone Star Showdown?
- What did the football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.”
- What’s a sailor’s favorite thing to do at a college football game?… The wave.
- Jonathan the Husky would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
- What college football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
- Louisiana Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Do you think the Tulane GREEN Wave were BLUE when the the lost to in the 1st round of the College Football Playoff?
- Louisiana Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Do you think the Tulane GREEN Wave fans were BLUE when the the lost to in the 1st round of the College Football Playoff?
- ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football rivalry between Wesleyan, Amherst, and Williams? (The Little Three)
- ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football rivalry between Colby, Bates, and Bowdoin? (CBB Championship)
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mascot of the University of Texas?
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mascot of the Texas A&M?
- ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two college football teams that play in the Game?
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two teams that pay in the biggest Ivy League rivalry “The Game?”