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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Navy jokes.
- Navy captain: “Change your course, 10 degrees W” Seaman 1st Class: “Change yours 10 degrees E” Navy captain annoyed: “I’m a Navy captain. Change your course.” Seaman 1st Class: “You must change your course, sir.” Navy captain: “I’m an aircraft carrier..” Seaman 1st Class: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
- Navy jet pilot: This is it! We’re flying faster than the speed of sound! Copilot: What?
- Army Jokes: When I lost my rifle, the army charged me $255.99. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.
- Labor Day Jokes: Working for the Navy pays just enough to stay afloat.
- Army Jokes: Army soldiers can’t comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement… But everyone in the Navy can fathom it.
- Flag Day Jokes: What is the only question on the entrance exam to the U.S. Navy?… “Oh say, can you sea?”
- Ocean Jokes: What grades do you need to join the Navy?… 7 C’s.
- Pirate Jokes: A lot of people assume pirates prefer to be in the Navy… But actually they prefer the arrrrrrrrmy.
- An ensign was standing in line behind a sailor at a vending machine. The ensign asked the sailor if he had change for a dollar. Reaching into his pocket, the sailor replied, “Sure.” The ensign said, “Sailor, don’t you mean yes, sir? Let’s try this again. Do you have change for a dollar?” The sailor replied, “No, sir!”
- Psychology Jokes: I’m going to join the Navy purely out of spite… I’m longing to become a Petty Officer.
- Subway… The unofficial restaurant of the US Navy.
- Massachusetts Jokes:Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the oldest commissioned ship in the Navy? (USS Constitution)
- What do you call a Navy Admiral who gambles, smokes, drinks, and does drugs?… A Vice Admiral.
- Basketball Jokes for Veterans Day & United States Naval Academy Basketball Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA basketball player who went to the Naval Academy and is nicknamed The Admiral? (David Robinson)
- Basketball Jokes for Veterans Day: Why did David Robinson get arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
- Black Friday Jokes: Old Neigh-vy… the unofficial Black Friday store of the Navy.
- Basketball Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the nickname of David Robinson who played for the Naval Academy?
- Labor Day Jokes: A cool job that sounds lame: Building boats for the Navy… You’d be a subcontractor.
- Pirate Jokes: 3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
- Swimming Jokes: Why do they actually prefer non-swimmers in the Navy?… They defend their ship with a lot more enthusiasm.
- What’s the Navy’s favorite exercise?… Planks.
- Music Jokes: Commodores… The unofficial band of the Navy.
- Psychology Jokes: The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds… They will be subma-weiner.
- The Navy is beginning to recruit blind men… They are sending them out to sea.
- Dad Jokes: Dad: You wanna join the Navy? You can’t even swim! Son: No one can fly in the Air Force either.
- Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the Navy?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
- Biology Jokes: What did the Barbie factory do when it ran out of belly buttons?… They called the the navel reserve.
- Crayon Jokes: What color are military submarines?… Deep navy.
- Leap Year Jokes: What does a Navy captain do during a Leap Year?… Jump ship.
- Retirement Jokes: What is the #1 form of transportation for retired Navy members?… The subway!
- An Ensign was sitting his first qualification board for Officer of the Deck at sea. After several hours of watching the young officer answer difficult questions from the members of the board, the ship’s Captain decided to finish off the board by placing the Ensign in a completely hypothetical emergency situation. “What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard side?” he asked. “Throw out an anchor, Sir,” the Ensign replied. “And what would you do if another storm sprang up aft?” “I’d throw out another anchor, Captain.” “And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?” asked the Captain. “Throw out another anchor, Sir,” the Ensign said. “Hold on,” said the Captain. “Where are you getting all those anchors from?” The Ensign smiled. “From the same place you’re getting all those storms, Sir.”
- What did the sailor say to the other sailor when they had a problem?… We are in the same boat.
- Labor Day Jokes: I thought about joining the Navy to be on a submarine… But I changed my mind, I had a sinking feeling about that career path.
- Labor Day Jokes: I’m about to lose my job in the Navy unless I make some drastic changes… I have to take a course in anchor management.
- Movie Jokes: If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis.
- Psychology Jokes: How do you measure a Navy ship’s happiness?… In nauti-cal smiles.
- Pirate Jokes: Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie?… He’s a squashbuckling pirate.
- Crayon Jokes: I’ve never understood the Navy’s color being Navy blue… I thought they were the aqua-marines.
- What’s a sailor’s favorite board game?… Battleship.
- The difference between a warrant officer and God? God doesn’t pretend to be a warrant officer.
- Star Wars Jokes: Why is there no Jedi navy?… Sailing is a path to the dockside.
- Movie Jokes: Why was the Navy movie not permitted to be played in theaters?… Due to censor-ship.
- Swimming Jokes: Navy recruiter: “Do you know how to swim?” Recruit: “Why? Have you run out of ships?”
- Movie Jokes: What’s a sailor’s favorite type of movie?… A sea-quel!
- I wanted to join the Navy… But that ship has sailed… I’ll sea myself out.
- August Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Navy.
- A newly commissioned officer with a cigarette dangling from his lips asked aloud, “anybody got a light?:” An NCO said “I got you covered buddy.” “Buddy?” said the officer. “Don’t you see this bar on my uniform. Let’s try this again. DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT?.” The NCO snapped to attention and replied. “SIR, No Sir.”
- Dad Jokes: Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, “Why do you want to join the Navy, son?” “My father said it’d be a good idea, Sir.” “Oh? And what does your father do?” “He’s in the Army, Sir.”
- Where does the Navy rank amongst the Armed Forces?… Submarines.