Top 50 Navy Jokes

by | May 20, 2025 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes | 0 comments

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Navy jokes. 
  2. Navy captain: “Change your course, 10 degrees W” Seaman 1st Class: “Change yours 10 degrees E” Navy captain annoyed: “I’m a Navy captain. Change your course.” Seaman 1st Class: “You must change your course, sir.” Navy captain: “I’m an aircraft carrier..” Seaman 1st Class: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
  3. Navy jet pilot: This is it! We’re flying faster than the speed of sound! Copilot: What? 
  4. When I lost my rifle, the army charged me $255.99.. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship. 
  5. Why do they actually prefer non-swimmers in the Navy?… They defend their ship with a lot more enthusiasm. 
  6. 3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates. 
  7. What grades do you need to join the Navy?… 7 C’s. 
  8. A lot of people assume pirates prefer to be in the Navy. But actually they prefer the arrrrrrrrmy.  
  9. What is the only question on the entrance exam to the U.S. Navy?… “Oh say, can you sea?” 
  10. My grandfather is always saying that in the old days people could leave their back doors open… Which is probably why his submarine sank. 
  11. The Navy is beginning to recruit blind men. They are sending them out to sea. 
  12. Why did the sailor join the gym?… To get in shipshape! 
  13. What’s a sailor’s favorite type of sandwich?… A sub-marine! 
  14. What’s a sailor’s favorite board game?… Battleship.
  15. Why did the sailor go to school?… To improve his sea-minus to a sea-plus! 
  16. What’s a sailor’s favorite type of movie?… A sea-quel! 
  17. What did the Navy say to the coast guards?… “I’ll SEAL you later” 
  18. Why don’t naval shipyards have to pay taxes?… Because they are places of warship. 
  19. I’m going to join the Navy purely out of spite… I’m longing to become a Petty Officer. 
  20. What did the Barbie factory do when it ran out of belly buttons?… They called the the navel reserve. 
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the highest rank in the Navy? 
  22. My grandfather was a baker in the Navy… He went in all buns glazing. 
  23. I became a chef after I left the navy… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran. 
  24. What did the sailor say to the other when they had a problem?… We are in the same boat. 
  25. Army soldiers can’t comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement… But everyone in the navy can fathom it. 
  26. We love @barkbox! Which breed of dog is most common in the Navy?… The aircraft terrier.  dogs
  27. What do you call a military tree who doesn’t return on time?… Absent without leaf. 
  28. Why was the Navy movie not permitted to be played in theaters?… Due to censor-ship. 
  29. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Navy. 
  30. We love @CarvelIceCream! Did you know you can’t eat icecream in the military?… Apparently you get arrested for desserting. 
  31. Navy recruiter: “Do you know how to swim?” Recruit: “Why? Have you run out of ships?” 
  32. Why did the soldier stuff himself with icecream?… He was a desserter. 
  33. An ice cream, a creme brulee, and a slice of cheesecake joined the Navy, but they abandoned their fellow sailors on their first deployment They are wanted for dessertion. 
  34. We love @StarWarsinClass ! Why is there no Jedi navy?… Sailing is a path to the dockside. 
  35. Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the Navy?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself! 
  36. If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis. 
  37. I wanted to join the Navy… But that ship has sailed… I’ll sea myself out.
  38. A cool job that sounds lame: Building boats for the Navy… You’d be a subcontractor. 
  39. What does a Navy captain do during a LeapYear?… Jump ship. 
  40. Why is the depression rate so high for US sailors?… Because they have the Navy blues.
  41. The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional supportdogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds… They will be subma-weiners. 
  42. Dad: You wanna join the Navy? You can’t even swim! Son: no one can fly in the Air Force either. 
  43. What do you get when you cross a sheep, a warship, and a father?… A fleece navy dad. 
  44. How does a Navy Captain convince his sailors to stop going the bathroom off the back of the boat?… He gives them a stern talking to.  
  45. Did you hear about the Super Bowl football player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub? 
  46. What color are military submarines?… Deep navy.   
  47. I’m about to lose my job in the Navy unless I make some drastic changes… I have to take a course in anchor management. 
  48. I’ve never understood the Navy’s color being Navy blue… I thought they were the aqua-marines. 
  49. What so you call a snail on a ship?… a Snailer. 
  50. Why did the Navy send a submarine to art school?… They wanted it to learn how to draw a-buoys.

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