Top 50 Hawaii Jokes

by | Aug 20, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Hawaii jokes!
  2. What’s a short, quiet Hawaiian laugh?… Aloha.
  3. Pizza Jokes: I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day.. I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
  4. Thanksgiving Jokes: I couldn’t afford the Thanksgiving trip to Hawaii… I had to put it on “leiaway.”
  5. Did you hear the joke about Diamond Head?… You won’t get over it.
  6. Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii)
  7. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Dick Tomey Legacy Game?
  8. Hurricane Lala Jokes: Category 1 Hurricane Lala was no joke…. It raised Hell in… Hawaii!
  9. Hurricane Lala Jokes: What’s an island resident’s favorite emergency prep gear?… A Honda generator, an extension cord, and absolute skepticism.
  10. What did  Hurricane Lala say to the Hawaii coast?… I have my eye on you.
  11. Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?… Their flight was deleied.
  12. Colorado Jokes: Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend
  13. Hurricane Lala is no joke… prepare NOW.
  14. Grandparent Jokes: The Grandkids’ Confusion: “Grandma, why is everyone on the news screaming your name and boarding up the windows?”
  15. Christmas Jokes: “Deck the Halls”… the unofficial Christmas song of Hurricane Lala.
  16. The Name Game: How do you know Hurricane Lala isn’t taking herself seriously?… She arrives sounding like a Teletubby instead of a category-four disaster.
  17. Psychology Jokes: The False Sense of Security: The National Weather Service issues a severe warning, but your brain refuses to take a storm named Lala seriously until your roof flies into the neighbor’s papaya tree.
  18. The Teletubby Threat: People joked that instead of high winds and storm surges, the hurricane was just going to show up on the islands and yell “Eh-oh!”
  19. The Intimidation Factor: Getting your house flattened by Hurricane Andrew is tragic. Getting your patio chair knocked over by Hurricane Lala is just embarrassing at the community BBQ.
  20. Laa-Laa (yellow)… the unofficial Teletubby of Hurricane Lala.
  21. What do you get when you cross a #hula hoop and a boxer?… Hawaiian Punch.
  22. Spiderman Jokes: I invited Spider Man to my Hurricane Lala Party… he said he would swing by for a bit!
  23. Ice Cream Jokes: Why is Lala the worst name for a hurricane?… It sounds like a sound a toddler makes on the way to an ice cream truck.
  24. The Costco Rush: Everyone running out to buy toilet paper and water because Lala is coming over uninvited like that one relative who doesn’t RSVP
  25. The Island Face-off: What did Hurricane Lala say to the Hawaiian volcano?… “You blow, but I’m way windier.”
  26. The Name Identity Crisis: Lala is the only hurricane where you expect it to show up wearing pastel pink, humming a little tune, and asking if anyone wants to swing by the ice cream truck.
  27. Music Jokes: The Sound Track: What’s the official meteorological sound track of this storm? Just 40 miles per hour of wind softly going “la-la-la-la-la” while your trash can rolls down the street.
  28. The Travel Agent: “How come no one told me? I had to find out on the news! Lala is officially open for bookings… straight from L.A.”
  29. The Weather Report: Reporting live from the backyard where the palm trees are completely still—locals confirm the most dangerous part of Lala so far is the extreme humidity and lack of school.
  30. The Yard Sale: “My backyard isn’t destroyed, it’s just hosting an unpermitted neighborhood yard sale courtesy of Lala.”
  31. Hurricanes with Teletubby Names?
  32. The Laundry Line Warning: All you aunties and uncles leaving your pooka panties and aloha shirts hanging on the clothesline—take ’em down before they end up fully styled on your neighbor’s roof.
  33. The Weather Forecast: Guy Hagi was right again, so you better go grab the Heinekens, the sashimi, and cross your fingers the Kool-Aid doesn’t spill.
  34. The Speed Upgrade: How fast did Lala intensify? She upgraded faster than a lifted Tacoma racing through Lex Brody’s tire shop.
  35. The Ultimate Verdict: What’s the official local consensus on the storm’s name? Guy Hagi was right, but naming a cyclone “Lala” is just Mother Nature playing a prank on our weekend plans.
  36. Why did Hurricane Lala walk in circles off the coast?… It was looking for the nearest Costco to join the toilet paper line.
  37. Hawaii Jokes: What did  Hurricane Lala say to the Hawaii coast?… I have my eye on you.
  38. Music Jokes: What do you call a storm that sounds like a lullaby?… A category one wakeup call.
  39. I’m trying to write a joke about a  Hurricane Lala… But at the moment it is just a draft. 
  40. The Local Forecast: Guy Hagi warned us, but nobody expected a Category 4 system to roll up looking like it brought Heineken and sashimi to the pau hana.
  41. I told a  Hurricane Lala joke… I was expecting a surge of laughter.
  42. Hurricane Lala will be hitting…. There will be heavy down pour of jokes.
  43. Walking Jokes: How fast does Hurricane Lala move compared to a cheetah?… A cheetah runs 75 mph, meaning Lala is just taking a scenic island stroll.
  44. I told a  Hurricane Lala joke… I was expecting a wave of laughter.
  45. California Jokes: Hurricane Lala… the unofficial hurricane of Los Angeles Summer Olympics.
  46. I saw a comedy show… I was swept away by the comedian’s Hurricane Lala joke.
  47. Hawaii Jokes: What’s an island resident’s favorite emergency prep gear?… A Honda generator, an extension cord, and absolute skepticism.
  48. Hurricane Lala is no joke… but everything else on this page is.
  49. Hawaii Jokes: Category 1 Hurricane Lala was no joke…. It raised Hell in… Hawaii!
  50. College Football Jokes: What college football team is the unofficial sponsor of  Hurricane Lala?… The UCLA Bruins.