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- 101 Hawaii Jokes & Top 10 Hawaii Jokes
- Hawaii Jokes:
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- August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Hawaii jokes!
- What’s a short, quiet Hawaiian laugh?… Aloha.
- Pizza Jokes: I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day.. I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
- Thanksgiving Jokes: I couldn’t afford the Thanksgiving trip to Hawaii… I had to put it on “leiaway.”
- Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?… Their flight was deleied.
- Hiking Jokes: Did you hear the joke about Diamond Head?… You won’t get over it.
- California Jokes: Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii).
- Psychology Jokes: The False Sense of Security: The National Weather Service issues a severe warning, but your brain refuses to take a storm named Lala seriously until your roof flies into the neighbor’s papaya tree.
- Hurricane Lala Jokes: Category 4 Hurricane Lala was no joke…. It raised Hell in… Hawaii!
- Colorado Jokes: Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend
- College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Dick Tomey Legacy Game?
- Boxing Jokes: What do you get when you cross a hula hoop and a boxer?… Hawaiian Punch.
- What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?… A Polysneezin.
- Diamond Head is a girl’s best friend.
- How many Hawaiians does it take to change a lightbulb?… None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
- Did you hear about the Hawaiian geologist who died?… Apparently, she fell head over heels in lava.
- Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches… But that’s just Hawaii roll.
- Hawaii Jokes That’ll Lava You Laughing
- Kilauea Erupts with 500-Foot Lava Fountains on Park Anniversary
- Over the summer, Hawaii is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 101°F… NOT cool.
- On January 13, 2018, everyone in Hawaii was mad about the malfunction of the early warning system, the fools… Hawaii IS the early warning system…
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Hawaii… Hawaii who?… I’m fine, how are you?
- What’s the scariest day on the Hawaiian calendar?…Hula-ween.
- How did the Hawaiian hipster die?… He walked on lava before it was cool.
- Where does a Hawaiian fish keep their #money?… In the riverbanks of the Hanalei River.
- Why won’t any of Hawaii’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired.
- What is the Hawaii volcano always trying to get rid of?… It’s lava handles.
- Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Hawaii Resident: “No, not yet.”
- Here today, gone to Maui.
- I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the Honolulu Zoo.
- Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Hawaii Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
- Hawaii Pun: Keep palm and carry on.
- Why should you never buy golf equipment made in Hawaii?… Because Hawaii drivers are terrible.
- In what state does the Wailuku River flow?… Liquid.
- Hawaii Pun: I can’t wait to Maui you.
- A Ph.D. student, a post-doc, & a prof are walking & they find a lamp and 7rub it. A genie comes out & says, “I grant 3 wishes, so I’ll give each of you 1.” #PhD student. “I want to be in the Bahamas, on a speedboat with a gorgeous topless.” Poof! The post-doc. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other.” Poof! He’s gone. “You’re next,” the genie says to the professor. The professor says, “I want those guys back in the lab after lunch.”
- What do you call a Hawaiian murder #mystery?… A Hula-Dunnit.
- What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s.
- Speaking of driving… Hawaii roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
- Why did the HSTA teacher jump into the Pacific ocean?… She wanted to test the water!
- What do you call a dishonest cat at the Honolulu Zoo?… Lion.
- What did Lake Waiau say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.
- Why is “The Wave” banned in #Aloha Stadium?… Two Rainbow Warriors fans drowned last year!
- Where do Hawaii elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey?
- What do you get if you cross an #apple and a Christmas tree?… Pineapple.
- Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Hawaii. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Hawaii!
- What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Hawaii Turnpike!
- What is the tallest building in?… Hawaii State Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
- Can you name the capital of Hawaii?… “H”
- My geometry teacher went to Hawaii for Thanksgiving Break. When he came back, he was a tan gent.
- I knew I guy from Hawaii who had a weird laugh. Some describe it as a cackle, but I always thought it was more of a low ha.
- What did Godzilla say after he devoured Hawaii?… “I WANT #SAMOA!”
- How exactly to you get from #California to Hawaii?… By crossing the specific ocean.
- Where in Hawaii do you want to go?… Can you be more Pacific?
- Hawaii Pun: You had me at Aloha.
- Hawaii Pun: Waikiki, do you love me?
- Hawaii Pun: Hawaii Oahu doin’?
- Hawaii Pun: Aloha, is it me you’re looking for?
- Hawaii Pun: Hawaii Hana nice day!
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Wailuku River!
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Wailua River!
- Where do Hawaii middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey!
- How do the zebras at the Honolulu Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
- What is a Hawaii mountain’s favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- Over the winter, Hawaii is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 11°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING. (Winter Jokes)
- Why is a Wailua River rich? …. Because it has two banks.
- Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
- What did Hawaii see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
- In the news, Hawaii had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
- A Hawaii man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
- Why can’t Diamond Head and Haleakala play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (Ghost Jokes)
- How many Hawaii men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in Florida has any cents.
- Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Hawaii?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
- What is a Hawaii cloud’s favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Hiking Jokes & Skiing Jokes)
- A retired Hawaii man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
- What does the average Hawaii high school student get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
- Why do Hawaii students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
- No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Hawaii to use their turn signal and I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
- Hawaii: America hates us because America ain’t us.
- Hawaii: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
- How do you get a man in Hawaiian to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
- Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Hawaii.
- How many University of Hawaii freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
- Hawaii: If You Don’t Surf, Don’t Bother!
- ew Mexico, and Utah border… He had to have four coroners. (Cemetery Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
- Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Hawaii Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
- No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Colorado to use their turn signal… I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
- Divorced couples in Hawaii are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody. (Divorce Jokes)
- What do you call the 2014 event between two cities that legalized marijuana?… The Super Bowl.
- Yes, marijuana is legal in Hawaii… now leaf the jokes alone.
- Hey @PapaJohns! I am absolutely livid. I bought a #Hawaiian #pizza for lunch and I’ve just burned it… Should’ve cooked it on #aloha temperature. #Hawaii
- Hey @StarWarsinClass! How do Hawaiians greet Admiral Ackbar?… #Aloha Ackbar! #Hawaii #geology #StarWars #M
- Did you hear the rumor about #Kilauea and #MaunaLoa?… All they do is make #lava. #Hawaii
- Why do #Honolulu Community College students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked. #Hawaii
- Why did the Rainbow Warriors regents decide to cover Aloha Stadium in cardboard?… Because the #Rainbow Warriors always look better on paper. #Hawaii
- Why do Hawaii students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First! #Hawaii
- Why did #Kilauea volcano destroy homes in #Pahoa?… Lava is blind. #Hawaii #volcanoes
- What do you call an obese #pineapple?… A pineapple chunk! #Hawaii
- Where do #Hawaii #highschool #sports teams buy their uniforms?… #NewJersey? #NJ
- Hey @TDBank_US! Where do a #fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the #Kolekole Stream. #fishing #Hawaii
- Can you name the capital of #Hawaii?… “H”