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  1. What’s a short, quiet Hawaiian laugh?… Aloha.
  2. Pizza Jokes: I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day.. I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
  3. Thanksgiving Jokes: I couldn’t afford the Thanksgiving trip to Hawaii… I had to put it on “leiaway.”
  4. Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?… Their flight was deleied.
  5. Hiking Jokes: Did you hear the joke about Diamond Head?… You won’t get over it.
  6. California Jokes: Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii).
  7. Hurricane Lala Jokes: Category 4 Hurricane Lala was no joke…. It raised Hell in… Hawaii!
  8. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Dick Tomey Legacy Game?
  9. Hurricane Lala Jokes: What’s an island resident’s favorite emergency prep gear?… A Honda generator, an extension cord, and absolute skepticism.
  10. What did  Hurricane Lala say to the Hawaii coast?… I have my eye on you.

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