101 Summer Solstice Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Summer Solstice jokes.
2. Well, today is gonna be a long day…… What with the summer solstice and all….. Summer Solstice.
3. Why did the sun go to school on the solstice?… To get a little brighter!
4. Why did the sun bring a ladder to the Summer Solstice party?… To reach new heights of fun!
5. What do you call a party on the summer solstice?… A solar celebration!
6. What did the calendar say on the solstice?… “It’s time to turn up the heat!”
7. Why don’t summer solstice parties ever get cold?… Because they’re always hot!
8. How does the sun stay cool during the solstice?… It takes a little shade!
9. What did the summer solstice say to the winter solstice?… “You’re just too cold for me!”
10. Why did the beach break up with the sun?… It couldn’t handle the heat!
11. Why was the Summer Solstice so popular?… Because it was the longest and the most fun!
12. What’s a sun’s favorite type of music?… Solar-powered rock!
13. Why do suns never get tired on the longest day?… Because they’re always shining bright!
14. Why did the sun refuse to go to bed on the Summer Solstice?… Because it wanted to stay bright all night!
15. How do you know the sun is feeling cheerful on the Summer Solstice?… It’s beaming all day!
16. What’s a sun’s favorite type of exercise?… Solar stretches!
17. Why did the sun go to the doctor?… It was feeling a little sun-der the weather!
18. What did one sunbeam say to the other?… “You brighten my day!”
19. Why do sunflowers love the summer solstice?… Because they’re the sun’s biggest fans!
20. What did the beach say to the sun?… “You’re the reason I shine!”
21. How does the sun keep its cool?… With a little shade and a lot of rays!
22. What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe.
23. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland!
24. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer!
25. Which #rapper is the coolest in the #summer?… Iced t.
26. When do you go at red & stop at green?… When you’re eating a #watermelon.
27. What did the pig say at the #beach on a hot #summer’s day?… I’m #bacon!
28. Why do @Chiquita bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. #edchat #dads #moms #summer
29. Which letter is the coolest in the #summer?… Iced t. #SummerSolstice #BIG3Basketball 
30. What’s the best day to go to the beach?… #SUNDAY!
31. Hey @DrinkAriZona @Lipton @ray_ban! What does the sun drink out of?… #Sunglasses.
32. It’s a dark day in America today. Literally. It’s the winter solstice.
33. I’m going to a solstice party at my in-laws… It’s going to be a long night.
34. A man walks into a bar after the summer solstice and orders 3 shots. The bartender asks, “Is everything alright?” The man sighs and says, “It’s been a long day.”
35. What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long tide no sea. #sschat #summer  #CapeCod
36. Hey @AlaskaAir @AlaskaNPS! Teacher: Where did your mom go for her #summer #vacation? Student: #Alaska.  Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. #teaching
37. What do you call #Salem #witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches!
38. The Cape Cod resort we visited last #summer was so boring that 1 day the tide went out & never came back.  
39. Why did the #summer school #teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright!  #teaching  
40. What do you call a dog on the beach in the #Summer?… A #hotdog! #summer 
41. Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK!  #summer
42. First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years! #summer
43. What’s that new #summer #pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR! 
44. What do #whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish!
45. A Summer book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
46. Why can’t NBA#basketball players go on #summer vacation?… They’d get called for #traveling!
47. Best #SummerVacation Book Never Written: “Where to Stay on #Vacation” by Moe Tell. s
48. What does a shark eat for dinner?… #Fish & #ships!
49. Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark!
50. How do #bees get to #summerschool?… By school buzz!
51. What do #sheep do on sunny #summer days?… Have a baa-baa-cue.
52. How do you prevent a #Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! 
53. Why did the robot go on #summer vacation?… He needed to recharge his batteries.  
54. Why don’t #mummies go on #summer #vacation?… They’re afraid to relax & unwind! 
55. Where did the sheep go on #vacation?… The Baa-hamas! 
56. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish. 
57. What do you call a @Petco cat at the beach in the #summer?…. Sandy claws. 
58. Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one. 
59. Why are gulls named seagulls?… If they were by the bay, they’d be #bagels! 
60. Why do fish swim in salt water?… Because pepper makes them sneeze! 
61. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. 
62. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels.
63. What vacation destination makes a @Petco bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands!  @CanaryIslandsEN @enjoycanaryisla 
64. What do you call a fish with no eyes?… A fsh. 
65. What did the bread do on #summer vacation?… It loafed around. 
66. Where did Tarzan go on #summer vacation?… #Hollywood and Vine.  
67. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet.  #geography #sschat
68. What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams.  
69. What race is never run?… A #swimming race.  #summer
70. What does a bee do when it is hot?… He takes off his yellow jacket. 
71. What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. 
72. How do you prevent a #Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! 
73. What did the ocean say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved.  #summer
74. What do frogs like to drink on a hot #summer day?… Croak-o-cola. 
75. First @petco dog: Where do fleas go for #summer vacation? Second dog: Search me!   
76. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great #fall?… To make up for his miserable summer.  
77. How do teddy bears keep their den cool in #summer?… They use bear conditioning! 
78. What’s black and white & red all over?… A sunburned zebra.   
79. What do you call a snowman in #July?… A puddle. 
80. How do you catch a monkey?… Climb a tree and act like a @Chiquita banana. 
81. What do you call a @NEAQ penguin in the desert?… Lost. 
82. Why did the @petco dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog.#FenwayFranks
83. What did the ocean say to the shore?… Nothing it just waved.
84. What do you call six weeks of rain in #Scotland?… #Summer!  
85. What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. 
86. Why did the man love his barbecue?… Because it was the grill of his dreams. 
87. Where do cows go on their #summervacation?… Moo York. 
88. Where do eggs go on #summer #vacation?… New Yolk City! 
89. Where do goldfish go on #summer #vacation?… Around the globe! 
90. Where do ants go for #summer #vacation?… Frants 
91. #Italy got #Hungary, Ate #Turkey, Slipped on #Greece, Broke #China, Went shopping in #Iceland, Got eaten by #Wales!  
92. I just flew back from my holiday in #Spain…. I bet your arms are tired. 
93. What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?… A coconut on vacation! 
94. A Summer book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles. 
95. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his vacation?… Because he already had a trunk! 
96. How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini. 
97. What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! 
98. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland!
99. What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes)
100. When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon.
101. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon!
102. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel.
103. Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t.
104. What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day!
105. What does the sun drink out of?… SUN glasses.
106. What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Top Geography Jokes)
107. The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
108. Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers)
109. What do you call a french guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (French Teachers are Great Tutors!)
110. Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK!
111. What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! (Top Massachusetts Jokes)
112. What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR!
113. What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish!
114. Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?… They’d get called for traveling! (Top Basketball Jokes)
115. What does a shark eat for dinner?… Fish and ships!
116. Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark!
117. How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?… They use bear conditioning!How do bees get to summer school?… By school buzz! (180 School Jokes)