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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best geography jokes.
- Bastille Day Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Francis… Francis who?… France is a country in Europe.
- Music Jokes: What band is on every geography teacher’s playlist?… Mountain
- Hiking Jokes: Why are mountains the funniest place to travel to?… Because they’re hill areas!
- Geography Jokes: What city has the highest number of students who cheat?… Peking, China.
- World Geography Jokes: What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?… Juveniles!
- South Dakota Jokes: What rock group has four men that don’t sing?… Mount Rushmore!
- Crayon Jokes: Where do crayons go on vacation?… Color-ado.
- Hiking Jokes: How do mountains see?… They peak!
- What Illinois college is a favorite of a geography teacher?…East–West University.
- What Illinois college is a favorite of a geegraphy teacher?… Lake Forest College.
- Mississippi Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska!
- What Illinois college is a favorite of a geography teacher?… Lakeview College of Nursing
- World Geography Jokes: Which country’s citizens have the nicest teeth?… Brussia!
- Which is smarter, longitude or latitude?… Longitude, because it has 360 degrees!
- California Jokes: What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map!
- What did the rock say to the geographer?… Don’t take me for granite!
- Florida Jokes: Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys.
- What was Thor’s favorite thing about geography?… Learning about the equa-thor!
- World Geography Jokes: What do you call a colorful atmospheric anomaly that appears over Barcelona?… A Spainbow!
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… A river!
- American Revolution Jokes: What is a geography teacher’s favorite site on the Freedom Trail?… The Old NORTH Church.
- World Geography Jokes: What is the fastest country in the world?… Rush-a!
- What did the sea say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- World Geography Jokes: Do you know why Indian sandwich shops keep opening?… Because there is always a New Delhi.
- Mississippi Jokes: What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi!
- Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY an Island.
- Alaska Pun: I can’t a-fjord a trip to Alaska right now.
- Marine Jokes: Where do Marines go for a romantic getaway?… Parris … Island.
- What do you call a country populated entirely by donkeys?… An assasination!
- World Geography Jokes: Why did the Romanian stop reading at night?… They were given the Bucharest!
- What do geographers grow in their gardens?… Compass roses.
- American Revolution Jokes: What is a geography teacher’s favorite spot in Concord, Massachusetts and site of a famous battle during the Revolutionary War?… The Old NORTH Bridge.
- Wizard of Oz Jokes: What did Dorothy say when she wanted to go to Italy?… “There’s no place like Rome! There’s no place like Rome!
- Alabama Jokes: Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the Gulf of Mexico?… She wanted to test the water!
- If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
- Navy Jokes: Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their boats?… So when they come back to port they can… Scandinavian.
- Pencil Jokes: Where do all the pencils come from?… Pennsylvania.
- What sort of pudding roams wild in the Arctic circle?… Moose.
- Delaware Jokes: What did Delaware?… A New Jersey.
- Ohio Jokes: What is round at each end and high in the middle?… Ohio.
- World Geography Jokes: Which is the biggest cow that doesn’t give milk?… Moscow!
- Alaska Pun: Denali ain’t just a river in Egypt.
- Teacher: “It’s clear that you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?” Student: “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So, I decided to wait until it settles down!”
- World Geography Jokes: What’s the best part about working in Switzerland?… I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
- Columbus Day Jokes: How did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new land?… With his Discover card!
- What do an astrologist and a cartographer have in common? … They both specialize in projections.
- What do penguins wear on their heads?… Ice caps.
- What rocks do young geologists play with?… Marbles.
- Fishing Jokes: Where do fish keep their money?… In riverbanks.
- Where is it always 90 degrees, but never hot?… The North and South Poles.
- What is the highest road?… The Highway.
- Farming Jokes: What do you get if you cross a farm animal with a map maker?… A cow-tographer!
- Music Jokes: Why didn’t the map grids go to the punk disco?… Because they were all squares.
- Which state does the most laundry?… Washington.
- Navy Jokes: I heard France is replacing its aging, deteriorating navy vessels… I guess French ships don’t always last forever.
- “Geologists don’t dislike classical music, they just prefer rock.”
- Alabama Jokes: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
- World Geography Jokes & Lord of the Rings Jokes: What do you call a wizard from Uganda?… A uGandalf.
- What is smarter, longitude or latitude?…Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
- Music Jokes: What Peter Gabriel song is on every geography teacher’s playlist?… Solsbury Hill.
- Lord of the Rings Jokes: What do you call a hobbit from the Basque Country?… Bilbao.
- World Geography Jokes: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use.
- “Geologists aren’t perfect, they have their faults.”
- President Jokes: Where does the president send his dirty clothes?… To Wash-ington D.C.!
- World Geography Jokes: What is the spiciest country?… Chile! (Chili)
- Maryland Jokes: What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land!
- World Geography Jokes: What tower cannot eat anything?… The I Full Tower (Eiffel)
- Why do paper maps never win at poker?… Because they always fold.
- Where do you find an ocean without water?… On a map!
- What traveled around the world over spring break but stayed in one place?… A stamp.
- Bastille Day Jokes: What do you call a French guy in sandals on Bastille Day?… Phillipe Phloppe.
- Watermelon Jokes: Where does the Roman stop eating his watermelon?… At the Rhine.
- Camping Jokes: Where did the sheep go to camping?… The Baa-hamas!
- What did the lake say to the camper?… “Water you doing tonight?”
- Where do ants go camping?… Frants.
- How does a fox know when it’s going to rain?… It checks the weather fur-cast!
- Why does the Yeti know all the map symbols?… Because it’s a legend!
- What’s big, white, furry and always points North?… A polar bearing!
- Mountains aren’t just funny… They’re hill-areas!
- Camping Jokes: At the camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?… Nothing, it just waved.
- Camping Jokes: What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands!
- Why did the sailor love his new compass?… It gave him direction.
- World Geography Jokes: What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina!
- World Geography Jokes: Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia.
- World Geography Jokes: Who’s the highest-ranking officer in the mess hall?… General Tso.
- What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
- Movie Jokes: What do John Wayne and a map key have in common?… Both are legends.
- What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?… A stamp.
- “Old geographers never die, they just become legends.”
- Why was longitude boiling mad?… Because it was 360 degrees.
- California Jokes: What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map.
- Fishing Jokes: Why are maps like fish?…. Both have scales.
- Why do senior military officials like small scale maps?… Because they have been GENERAL-ized.
- Pilgrim Jokes: How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?… It hugged the shore!
- Why didn’t the map projection finish his speech?… He was interrupted.
- Pennsylvania Jokes: Where do all the pencils come from?… Pennsylvania.
- How can you tell that compasses and scales are intelligent?… Because they’re all graduated.
- How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level.
- Why didn’t the map grids go to the popular dance club?… Because they were all squares.
- What did the daddy volcano say to his son volcano?… “I lava you”
- What did the ground say to the earthquake?… Hey, you crack me up!
- College Jokes: Why did the dot go to college?… Because it wanted to be a graduated symbol.
- Geography Jokes: Tutor: “How can you prove the earth is round?” Student: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”
- World Geography Jokes: What city always cheats at exams?… Peking.
- President Jokes: Where does the president send his dirty clothes?… Washington.
- What is the tallest building in the world?… The library of course, it has the most stories!
- What did the mapmaker send his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?… A dozen compass roses.
- Top 10 Jokes for Each State in the U.S: What did Delaware?… A New Jersey.
- What is a nautical chart’s best pitch?… The depth curve.
- Why does west longitude need to be cheered up?… Because it is always negative.
- Where is it always 90 degrees, but never hot?… The North and South Poles.
- Why didn’t true north date magnetic north?… She didn’t like his bearing.
- Why did the cartographer put the projection in a hangar?… It was a plane projection.
- World Geography Jokes: Which is the biggest rope in the world?… Europe.
- “Old geographers never die, they just lose their bearings.”
- What map element plays in the band?… The symbols (cymbals).
- Police Jokes: Did you hear about the map that was mugged?… It was rolled by the map librarian.
- Top 10 Jokes for Each State in the U.S: What’s the capital of Washington?… W.
- Top 10 Jokes for Each State in the U.S: What do you call a city without mini apples?… Mini-apple-less.
- What did the sea say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- World Geography Jokes: What is the biggest pan in the world ?… Japan!
- Why can fish measure distances so well?… Because they have their own scales.
- What sort of pudding roams wild in the Arctic circle?… Moose.
- Why don’t people want to live in Illinois?… ‘Cause of too much noise!
- What projection do birds use to track their migration?… A robins-son (Robinson) projection.
- What kind of map plays CD’s?… A stereo map!
- What is a penguin’s favorite aunt?… Aunt Arctica! (World Geography Jokes)
- Why don’t cartography librarians wear high heels?… They prefer map flats.
- “Old geologists never die, they just petrify.”
- “Old geologists never die, they just get stoned.”
- What do geographers grow in their gardens?…Compass roses.
- What is the highest road?… The Highway.
- Which has the higher IQ, latitude or longitude?… Longitude; it’s got 360 degrees!
- What do penguins wear on their heads?… Ice caps.
- What rocks do young geologists play with?… Marbles.
- Why weren’t there any parallels on the map?… Because the cartographer didn’t have any latitude in his map design.
- What did Tennessee?… The same thing Arkansas.
- Why was the map gesturing wildly?… It was an animated map.
- Where do fish keep their money?… In riverbanks.
- Why did the equator win the MVP (most valuable parallel) award at the Latitude Super Bowl?… Because it was a great circle.
- What did Delaware?… New Jersey.
- What is round at each end and high in the middle?… Ohio.
- What is the fastest country in the world?… Russia.
- What kind of maps do spiders make?… Web-based maps.
- What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?… Juveniles
- What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina!
- What is the tidiest element on a map?… The neatline.
- What’s big, white, furry and always points North?… A Polar Bearing.
- What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
- What do an astrologist and a cartographer have in common?… They both specialize in projections.
- Why does the Bogie Man know all the map symbols?… Because he’s a legend.
- Teacher: So where did you go for your holiday last year? Student: Spain Teacher: A cheap place like the Costa Brava? Student: No, very expensive, Costa Fortune!
- What kind of projection do 3 out of 4 ear, nose, and throat specialists prefer?… A sinus-oidal map projection.
- What is the biggest mark in the world?… Denmark.
- Why were the rocks excited to go to the birthday bash?… They knew they’d have a SMASHING good time.
- What do you get if you cross a farm animal with a map maker?… A cow-tographer!
- What goes thousands of miles and never moves?… A highway!
- What is the most polite building in the world?… The leaning tower of Please-a
- What did the sea say to the river?… Nothing it just waved
- Why didn’t the map have any meridians?…. It was a map of a parallel universe.
- Why did the cartographer put a band-aid on the map?… Because it had a bleeding edge.
- What projection is used to map the distribution of chocolate lovers?… The Bonne-Bonne (bon bon) projection.
- What do you call a map showing the heights of leafy-stemmed perennial herbs measured in centimeters?…. A daisy metric map.
- What’s in the middle of the ocean?… Letter E!
- What do Clint Eastwood and a map key have in common?… Both are legends.
- What kind of contours can see in the dark?…. Illuminated contours.
- Which state can you serve at a restaurant?… Mini Soda (Minnesota)
- What do you get when you cross a cowboy with a mapmaker?… A cow-tographer.
- Why can’t you ever play a board game in the jungle?… There’s always gonna be a cheetah!
- What is the coldest country in the world?… Chile!
- Teacher: Where were you born? Student: India. Teacher: Which part? What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in India!
- Where do you dance in California?… San Frandisco!
- Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii)
- Italy got Hungary. Ate Turkey. Slipped on Greece. Went shopping in Iceland. And then got eaten by Wales!
- Who did Mississippi get married too?… Mr Sippi!
- Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain?… Because they are afraid of Wales!
- What city has lots of sand?… Sand Francisco!
- What’s in the middle of Paris?… The letter R!
- If we put a yellow rock in the Red Sea what will happen?… It will become wet!
- What is in the middle of India?… The letter ‘D’!
- What did the Indian ocean say to the Pacific ocean?… Nothing, it just waved.
- What country in Europe satisfies Hungary?… Turkey!
- Why is Mississippi such an unusual river?… It has four eyes and can’t even see!
- What U.S. state is best at producing cheese?… Swiss-consin!
- What is the smallest state?… Mini-Sota (Minnesota)!
- Why was the Egyptian boy worried?…. Because his daddy be came a mummy!
- What is the cleanest state?… Washington!
- What is in the centre of America?… The letter “R”.
- What is the sweatiest country?… Iran!
- Where does Florida come before Utah?… The dictionary!
- What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey?
- What do you call someone from Detroit who talks a lot?… A Motor City mouth!
- Why is North Korea evil?… Because it has no Seoul!
- Why is the state Mississippi so odd?… Because it has four I’s but can’t see!
- Teacher: What is the shape of the earth? Student: Square! Teacher: Why? Student: Because, my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world!
- If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and USA, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived!
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… A river!
- If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?… It will become WET!
- Which state has the smallest drink?… Minnesota (Mini-soda)
- What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole!
- Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?… He was a man of many cultures.
- Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor!
- “Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”… “To get to the other side?”
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Yukon Yukon who?… Yukon never get bored of geography jokes.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Hawaii… Hawaii who?… I’m fine, Hawaii you?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska later, right now I’m busy.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Jamaica… Jamaica who?… Jamaica her do that, or was it her own decision?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Genoa Genoa who?… Genoa, cos I’ve never seen her before in my life.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Medina… Medina who?… Medina’s on the table so I’ve got to go.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Norway… Norway who? …Norway am I telling you any more knock, knock jokes.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nile… Nile who?… Nile down and I’ll tell you.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Oman… Oman who?… Oman, these jokes are bad!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Kenya… Kenya who?…. Kenya think of anything that’s more fun than geography or geography jokes?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Marge and Tina… Marge and Tina who?… “Don’t cry for me, Marge and Tina” ( The song from Evita)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canada… Canada who?…. Can Ada come and play please mum?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Waterfall… Waterfall who? Water fall I am not to like geography.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Wiltshire… Wiltshire who? Wiltshire sit down and I’ll tell you.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Korea… Korea who? Nothing beats a korea as a geographer.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there? Francis Francis who? France is a country in Europe.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ammonia… Ammonia who? Ammonia beginner but I love geography already.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Amsterdam…. Amsterdam who?… Amsterdam tired of all these geography jokes.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?…. Wendy…. Wendy who?… Wendy river bends we call it a meander.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Bucharest… Bucharest who?… Bucharest at my hotel, you’ll not regret it.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nicosia… Nicosia who?… Clothing for sale. Buy your socks and Nicosia.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Jamaica…. Jamaica who?… Jamaica me crazy with all these BAD geography jokes!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Tank… Tank who?…. Tank you for teaching me geography these geography jokes!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ivan… Ivan who?… Ivan awful headache after reading all these jokes on the geographical jokes!
- What nationality are you on the way to the bathroom?… Russian
- What nationality are you while you are in the bathroom?… European
- What nationality are you while you when you leave the bathroom?… Finnish
- Why didn’t they make Lord Of The Rings in Mexico?… Because Juan does not simply walk into Mordor.