Georgia Jokes

by | Jan 2, 2026 | Latest News

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  1. Georgia Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Georgia. 
  2. Constitution Jokes: What’s the first amendment in Georgia’s Constitution?… Freedom of Peach.
  3. Georgia Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Peach Bowl?
  4. Super Bowl LI: You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North.
  5. Arkansas Jokes: What did Georgia see?… Same thing Arkansas.
  6. Music Jokes: What band goes great with peaches?… Cream.
  7. How does a man from Georgia hold up his pants?… With a bible belt.
  8. Masters Tournament Jokes: Masters Hole #5: What is a favorite golf hole for florists?… Magnolia at Augusta National Golf Course.
  9. Did you hear the joke about the Blue Ridge Mountains?… You won’t get over it. (Georgia Mountains)
  10. Did you hear the joke about the Appalachian Mountains Mountains?… You won’t get over it. 
  11. Georgia Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Deeper than Hate game?
  12. Georgia Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Peach Bowl is played?
  13. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry?
  14. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate game?
  15. Masters Tournament Jokes: What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole… Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course. 
  16. Geography Jokes: What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Chattahoochee River. (The 10 Longest Rivers in Georgia)
  17. Why do Georgia love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great Georgia is.
  18. Top Georgia Colleges Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Georgia library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  19. Music Jokes: What Elovaters song should be on every Georgia playlist?… Georgia Rain.
  20. Golf Jokes: Why do Georgia golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
  21. Golf Jokes: Why do Georgia golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  22. Golf Jokes:Why do Georgia golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  25. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The [state] Turnpike! 
  26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state flower of [state]?
  27. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state bird of [state]?
  28. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 [state] jokes?
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 [state] jokes?
  30. The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea!  sschat CivilWar NewEngland Patriots PatriotsNation PatsNation SuperBowl
  31. Hole 3 What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole… Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course.  flowers golfing
  32. How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the Blue Ridge Mountains?… Breath Taking! 
  33. Hey @NCTM! What is the most popular summer dessert for math teachers in Georgia?… Peach pi.  
  34. What did LakeAllatoona say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.
  35. We love @georgialibs! What is the tallest building in Georgia?… Thomas Cooper Library of course, it has the most stories!
  36. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Peach gobbler!
  37. Did you hear the joke about AppalachianMountains?… You won’t get over it.  fall Georgia hiking
  38. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Georgia Turnpike! 
  39. You know, I don’t find the SuperBowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North. 
  40. The Atlanta Falcons just came out and said they won the SuperBowl… until the illegal second half was played. 
  41. What’s the first amendment in Super Mario’s constitution?… Freedom of Peach. 
  42. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Georgia? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Georgia knock-knock joke? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Georgia knock knock jokes?
  43. What is the most popular summer dessert for teachers in Georgia?… Peach pi. 
  44. What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
  45. When life gives you lemons… trade them for Georgia peaches!
  46. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  47. I asked a Georgia peach how she was doing, and she said, “I’m just peachy!”
  48. I’m feeling peachy about this summer in Georgia! Georgia, where the only thing sweeter than the tea is the hospitality!
  49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Georgia jokes?
  50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Georgia jokes?