Midterm Election Jokes

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  3. George Washington Jokes: “George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.” Author Unknown
  4. Wizard of Oz Jokes: Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress… As they lack a heart, mind, and courage.  
  5. Hurricane Jokes: We should just name hurricanes after politicians…. That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything!
  6. Music Jokes: What Pink Floyd song captures the current political climate?… Us and Them.
  7. Why can’t you let a politician on a plane?… Because he’ll keep trying to destroy the other wing.
  8. A priest, a politician and a clown walk into the bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
  9. A politician running for office was asked about his policy on liquor. He answered, “If you mean the demon drink that poisons the body, ruins the mind, destroys the family and creates criminals, then I’m against it! But if you mean the beautiful drink used for a wedding toast, the foundation of a fun Friday night and the biggest source of tax revenue to fund needy orphans, then I’m for it! And I won’t change my mind, no matter what you say.”
  10. How are politicians like diapers?…They both need to be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
  11. Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes?… Professional courtesy.
  12. Politicians can find an excuse to get out of anything … except office.
  13. I was arrested for impersonating a politician … but all I was doing was sitting in my office doing nothing!
  14. What is the hardest mythical creature to find?… The honest, caring politician who listens and whom everyone will vote for.
  15. A politician is a person who will lay down your life for their country.
  16. When a president says he stands on his record, he means that literally—to keep you from checking it.
  17. When I was a kid, my dad always told me anyone could become president. Now that I’m an adult, I believe it … and it gives me nightmares!
  18. Have you heard about McDonald’s new presidential value meal?… You order whatever you want, and the person after you has to pay for it.
  19. The president says to his friend, “My poll numbers are dropping. Do you think I should put more fire into my speeches?” “Actually,” she replies, “I think you should put more of your speeches into the fire!”
  20. If you’re not part of the solution, then you’re probably running for president.
  21. After the president’s annual physical, his doctor delivered the news: “Mr. President, the good news is that you have two sides of your brain. The bad news is that on the left side, there isn’t anything right, and on the right side, there isn’t anything left.”
  22. If Chuck Norris were president… he’d protect the Secret Service.
  23. Stop repeat criminals—don’t reelect them!
  24. What’s the most unfair thing about American politics?… We get 50 choices for Miss America, but only two for the president of America.
  25. What is the difference between Thanksgiving Day and Election Day?… On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for a day, but on Election Day, you get a turkey for four years.
  26. Remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year?… Now it’s Election night that’s the most terrifying.
  27. On Election Day, what did Delaware?… Her New Jersey.
  28. You know how they say “nobody can fix the economy, nobody can be trusted with nuclear codes, nobody’s perfect?”… That’s why I’m voting for Nobody.
  29. Did you hear Starbucks is offering a specialty drink just for Election Day?… It’s called the “fullacrapuccino.”
  30. The only accurate statistic on Election Day: 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their dang minds.
  31. As a Russian citizen, I am confused about why it takes America so long to get a definitive result from their election—we know our results months in advance!
  32. Why are robins the best bird voters?… They’re all about early voting!
  33. We don’t approve of political jokes—we’ve seen too many get elected.
  34. Fines are a tax you pay for doing something wrong. Taxes are a fine you pay for doing something right.
  35. Communism was doomed from the beginning… Did they miss all the red flags?
  36. The word politics comes from poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.
  37. Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. Why?… The government hates competition.
  38. “I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.” —Charles de Gaulle
  39. If the Republicans win the midterms, I will leave the United States. If the Democrats win the midterms, I will leave the United States This is not about politics.., I just want to travel.