101 Shrimp Jokes

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  1. May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best shrimp jokes.
  2. Oxymoron: Jumbo Shrimp.
  3. The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: What do you call a shrimp that’s really good at basketball?… Leprawn James.
  4. What do you call an all-u-can-eat shrimp dinner?… Overkrill.
  5. What do you call a shrimp that gets run over by a car?… Road Krill.
  6. I never order shrimp-fried rice… Call me old fashioned, but I like my food to be prepared by a human.
  7. What’s a shrimps favorite candy?… Bubba Gum.
  8. Swimming Jokes: Shrimp Pun: Shrimp or swim.
  9. Black Friday Jokes: What do you call a store where you negotiate for off-the-book shrimp transactions?… A Prawn Shop.
  10. Black Friday Jokes: Where do shrimp shop for Black Friday deals?… A Prawn Shop.
  11. Louisiana Jokes & 101 Elephant Jokes: What recipe uses chicken, shrimp, okra, and elephant sausage?… Dumbolaya.
  12. What do shrimp wear in the kitchen?… A-prawns.
  13. Shrimp Pun: I’m drawn to you like a shrimp to butter.
  14. Lawyer Jokes: What do you call a shrimp that always gets injured?… Accident prawn.
  15. What’s it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp?… A krilling spree.
  16. Where do you go to buy and sell shrimp?… The Prawn shop.
  17. What do you call someone who empathizes and feels badly for the plight of small crustaceans?… A shrimpathizer.
  18. Barbie Jokes: Why did Barbie smell like fish?… Because Australians like throwing shrimp on her.
  19. I once saw a Shrimp finish third in the Olympics… They gave him the Prawns Medal.
  20. Summer Olympics Jokes: I once saw a Shrimp finish third in the Summer Olympics… They gave him the Prawns Medal.
  21. What did one Shrimp say to the other?… “We’re all just Prawns.”
  22. Winter Olympics Jokes: I once saw a Shrimp finish third in the Winter Olympics… They gave him the Prawns Medal.
  23. A couple of shrimp were at the bar next to me, eating a bowl of fries. I went to ask if I could have one, but the bartender stopped me. “Don’t bother,” he said, “they won’t share. They’re two shellfish.”
  24. Sad moment today when I ran over a box of shrimp…. Road Krill
  25. I just tried popcorn shrimp. And I realized that there isn’t any popcorn in it… There goes pot roast.
  26. Why don’t shrimp give anything to charity?… Because they’re shellfish.
  27. Psychology Jokes: What do shrimps do when they’re depressed?… They krill themselves.
  28. My cousin’s allergic to shellfish, and I laughed as I told him I put shrimp in his soup…. You should’ve seen his reaction.
  29. Recent studies have shown that several species of shrimp have randomly died while migrating to other seas or oceans… I guess they were accident prawn
  30. What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?… “Looks like you’ve got me in a pinch.”
  31. Divorce Jokes: Why did the shrimp and the clam get a divorce?… They were two shellfish.
  32. Lobster Jokes: Why did the lobster and the shrimp get a divorce?… They were two shellfish.
  33. How did the shrimp eat all the fish food?… Shellfishly
  34. Why didn’t the shrimp let anyone else eat?… He was being SHELLFISH.
  35. I asked the Asian restaurant what the smallest portion of rice they had… They told me shrimp fried rice.
  36. Where do shrimp go when they need money?… The prawn shop!
  37. How do shrimp greet each other?… “Shell-o!”
  38. Shrimp Pun: You’re my butter half.
  39. What do you call an all-u-can-eat shrimp dinner?… overkrill.
  40. Ocean Jokes: Why did the shrimp cross the ocean?… To get to the other tide!
  41. What did the crab say to the shrimp?… You’re shrimply amazing!
  42. What do you call a shrimp wearing a tuxedo?… So-fish-ticated!
  43. Shrimp Pun: You’re shrimply the best.
  44. Shrimp Pun: Don’t be shellfish.
  45. Shrimp Pun: Small but claw-some.
  46. Shrimp Pun: Shrimp happens.
  47. Shrimp Pun: I’m totally hooked on you.
  48. Shrimp Pun: Keep calm and shrimp on.
  49. Shrimp Pun: I’m shrimply falling for you.
  50. Shrimp Pun: You make my heart skip a fin.
  51. Shrimp Pun: Our love is o-fish-ally the best.
  52. Why did the shrimp break up with her boyfriend?… She was really shellfish!
  53. What do you call someone who uses machines to emulate the sounds of small crustaceans?… A shrimpesizer.
  54. Why did the shrimp break up with her girlfriend?… He was really shellfish!
  55. What do shrimp use to keep their pants up?… A sea belt!
  56. Shrimp Pun: Sea what I did there?
  57. Shrimp Pun: Redditors don’t roast shrimp — they up-boil them.
  58. Shrimp Pun: My karma is a little crusty.
  59. Shrimp Pun: I shrimp therefore I am.
  60. Shrimp Pun: No shrimp left behind.
  61. Shrimp Pun: Hope your birthday is shrimply amazing!
  62. What’s a shrimp’s favorite movie?… The Little Mermaid.
  63. Shrimp Pun: Shrimp-sized candles, big wishes!
  64. Shrimp Pun: I like my shrimp the way I like my jokes — a little spicy.
  65. Shrimp Pun: Prawn Solo.
  66. Shrimp Pun: Krilliam Shakespeare.
  67. Why did the shrimp blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom.
  68. What does a shrimp use to call friends?… A shell phone.
  69. Why did the shrimp cross the reef?… To get to the other tide.
  70. Shrimp hate arguments… they clam up.
  71. What’s a shrimp’s dream job?… A sea-EO.
  72. Why was the shrimp invited everywhere?… It was a real catch.
  73. How do shrimp pay?… With sand dollars.
  74. Why don’t shrimp get lost?… They always follow the current.
  75. What do shrimp read?… Saltwater tales.
  76. What’s a shrimp’s hobby?… Shell collecting.
  77. What’s a shrimp’s favorite dance?… The wave.
  78. Why did the shrimp join school?… For higher sea learning.
  79. Shrimp Pun: Shrimp love deep conversations.
  80. What do shrimp drink?… Vitamin sea.
  81. Shrimp Pun: Shrimp never lie… they’re transparent.
  82. What do shrimp do at parties?… Shell-ebrate.
  83. Shrimp Pun: Shrimp don’t jog; they tide-walk.
  84. What’s a shrimp’s superpower?… Shrink-ray.
  85. Shrimp Pun: Every shrimp has a tail to tell.
  86. Why was the shrimp promoted?… Great work-ethic-sea.
  87. Shrimp Pun: Shrimp comedians always kil… krill, actually.
  88. What do shrimp do on weekends?… Go with the flow.
  89. How do shrimp flirt?… They give fishy winks.
  90. Shrimp Pun: Shrimp are good listeners — they’re all ears… sort of.
  91. A shrimp’s favorite dessert?… Salted caramel.
  92. Shrimp Pun: Shrimp workout routine: plankton.
  93. What does a rich shrimp wear?… Shell-fur.
  94. Shrimp Pun: Shrimp time is ocean time.
  95. Shrimp Pun: Shrimp love small talk… really small talk.
  96. A shrimp’s best friend?… A micro-fish.
  97. Shrimp have no chill… they’re cold-blooded.
  98. Shrimp Pun:Shrimp vacations: anywhere coastal
  99. Earth Day Jokes: Greenpeace have come up with a new name for shrimp hunting, claiming it’s the same as mass murder… They’re calling it columbrine.
  100. What’s a shrimp’s favorite game?… Hide and sea-k.
  101. How do shrimp get to school?… On the octo-bus.

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