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  1. January Knock Knock JokesKnock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best blizzard jokes.
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the January 2026 snow storm?…. Winter Storm Fern.
  3. What is a gardener’s favorite winter storm?….. Winter Storm Fern in January 2026!
  4. Snow Jokes: This blizzard is snow joke.
  5. Math Jokes: Snow Moon + Snow Storm = Snow Day.
  6. Biathalon JokesBiathalon Pun: No blizzard can stop a determined biathlete.
  7. So Siri tells me there’s a blizzard on the way, to which I say “Surely you can’t be serious” and she replies “I am serious and don’t call me Shirley.”… I must have left my phone in airplane mode.
  8. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy a blizzard coming in!
  9. Music Jokes: What is #1 requested album during a blizzard?… The Blizzard of Ozz by Ozzy Osbourne.
  10. Movie Jokes: What do you call two idiots in a blizzard?… Numb and Number.
  11. Snow Jokes: Knock Knock!… Who’s There?… Snow!… Snow who?… Snow laughing matter! It is a blizzard!
  12. Doctor Jokes: Did you hear about the farmer who left her sheep out in the blizzard?… She had to take them to the Icy Ewe ward.
  13. Ice Cream Jokes: Where is the best location for a Blizzard?…. Dairy Queen.
  14. Snow Jokes: Why are blizzards great?… They’re snow much fun!
  15. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy you, Mr. Blizzard!
  16. Easter Jokes: What type of storm does the easter bunny love?… A Nor’ Easter!
  17. Cereal Jokes: What is the #1 breakfast during a blizzard?… Frosted flakes!
  18. Snowboarding Jokes: I’m snowboard of all these blizzard puns.
  19. Snow Jokes: What often falls during a blizzard but never gets hurt?… Snow.
  20. What do you call a wizard who uses ice magic?… A Blizzard!
  21. Bike Jokes: How does a Snowman get to work during a blizzard?… By icicle.
  22. Snowman Jokes: What do snowmen like to do during a blizzard?… Chill out.
  23. Wizard of Oz Jokes:What is the Tin Man’s favorite album?… The Blizzard of Ozz by Ozzy Osbourne. The Tin Man loves Heavy Metal. 
  24. Music Jokes: Why is the slippery ice like  music?… If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat!
  25. 365 Music Jokes What is the #1 requested song during a blizzard?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones.
  26. Dance Jokes: Where do snowman go to dance during a blizzard?… A snow ball!
  27. Snow Day Jokes: What is a great lesson for the day after a blizzard snow day?… Snow and Tell!
  28. Snow Jokes: Weather you like it or not… blizzard puns are snow laughing matter.
  29. Tea Jokes: What’s a #1 blizzard drink?… Iced tea.
  30. Harry Potter Jokes: Hagrid spreading Dumbledore’s ashes into the winds… “You’re a blizzard Albus.”
  31. Math Jokes: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like during a blizzard?… Owlgebra.
  32. Cereal Jokes: What is a #1 snack during a blizzard?… Ice krispies treats.
  33. Election Jokes: What do you call a government official that can’t leave an airport because of a blizzard?… Edward Snowed In.
  34. Snowman Jokes: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?… A snowmobile!
  35. Turtle Jokes: Where does a turtle go when during a blizzard?… A shell-ter.
  36. New York Jokes: What’s a #1 blizzard adult drink?… Long Island Iced tea.
  37. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Scold… Scold who?… ‘Scold outside during a blizzard!
  38. Snow Jokes: Snowbody understands blizzard humor like I do.
  39. Snowman Jokes: What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?… A Frosty.
  40. Rabbit Jokes: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through a blizzard together?… A receding hare line.
  41. Snow Jokes: Snow chance of stopping these blizzard puns.
  42. Dog Jokes: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from a blizzard?… Slush puppies!
  43. Music Jokes: What do you call a pop star in a blizzard?… Chilly Eilish.
  44. Snowman Jokes: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?… An abdominal snowman.
  45. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: What did the jalapeño say to the blizzard?… I’m a little chili.
  46. Cereal Jokes: What do snowmen eat for breakfast during a blizzard?… Snowflakes!
  47. Teacher Jokes for January: What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell.
  48. Snowman Jokes: Ice to meet you, said the blizzard to the snowman.
  49. Snow Jokes: Don’t flurry, be happy!
  50. Are you feeling cold?… It’s just the tip of the iceberg.