Top 50 Winter Olympics Jokes

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  1. Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Olympics?
  2. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Olympics in Milano Cortina?
  3. Biathlon: Biathalon Jokes I don’t understand biathlon… I mean, how is it possible to have a rifle and yet finish at second place?
  4. Olympiads… Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games. 
  5. Luge Jokes: Fourth place in the Olympic luge… You win some, you luge some. 
  6. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me when the XXV Winter Olympics are being held?… February 6 to February 22, 2026.
  7. Alpine Skiing / Alpine Skiing Jokes: Say what you want about Alpine Skiing… but the sports going downhill, FAST! 
  8. Cross Country Skiing Jokes Did you hear Dolly Parton was angry she had to compete in the Olympics?… She was a cross country skier.
  9. If laziness was an Olympic sport… I’d come in fourth so I wouldn’t have to walk up to the podium.
  10. Super Bowl Jokes for Teachers: Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: A few times. Once a year at Super Bowl time. Once every four years for the Winter Olympics. And once every four years for the Summer Olympics.
  11. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: Biathlon is like life: ski fast, shoot straight, and try not to fall.
  12. Groundhog Day Jokes: What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. 
  13. Bobsled Jokes: I’m a huge fan of Skeleton Bob… I liked Living Bob too. 
  14. Book Jokes: A book never written: “Winter Olympic Sports” by Bob Sled. 
  15. Olympic Book Never Written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify. 
  16. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: What amazing rapper carried the Olympic Torch through the streets of Milan?… Snoop Dogg.
  17. Luge Jokes: Music Jokes: What was the luge racers favorite band?… New Kids on the Block!
  18. A book never written: “How to Win at the Winter Olympics” by Vick Tori. 
  19. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me where the XXV Winter Olympics are being held?… Milano Cortina.
  20. Charlie Brown Jokes: Why did Charlie Brown like luge so much?… They always said he was a blockhead!
  21. Police Jokes: Why did the robbers go to the Winter Olympics?… They heard about all the banks in the luge competition.
  22. Summer Olympics Jokes: What happens when you don’t make the Summer Olympics?… You luge.
  23. The Olympic skiing started really well… but it was all downhill from there. 
  24. What did the luge rider’s toddler do while he trained?… Played with blocks.
  25. Pirate Jokes: Why did the pirate want to see the luge race?… He heard there would be lots of Booties there.
  26. Hockey Jokes: My favorite Winter Olympic event is the one where two opposing teams go on the ice, pass the puck to each other, pay each other compliments, and make everyone involved feel really good about themselves… Nice hockey. 
  27. Snowboarding Jokes: It turns out when the Russians said “dope” they weren’t just pretending to be cool in front of the snowboarders. 
  28. Snowboarding Jokes: Why can’t Shaun White listen to vinyl at the Olympics?… He already broke all the records. 
  29. Snowboarding Jokes: My friend has bought three snowboards and now he can’t stop… He’s on a very slippery slope. 
  30. “I like the Olympics!” The Italian said gamely. 
  31. Why was it so easy for the luge racer to stay out of trouble?… She always stayed in line.
  32. What do you call luge racers in Super Mario Bros.?… Luigi-ers
  33. What was the lugers favorite part of their cupcake?… The icing!
  34. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: My biathlon coach told me to ski responsibly… I told him I’d take a shot at it.
  35. Why did the luger stop eating?… He wanted to be faster.
  36. Where did the luge racer take his girlfriend?… The snow ball.
  37. Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the luge team?… They needed a little team spirit.
  38. Why did the twins say they wanted to be lugers when they grew up?… They heard they had a double competition.
  39. Dad Jokes: Why did the luge racers son become so good at it?… He was a chip off the old block.
  40. Which luge team has the coolest helmets?… The one with the most fans.
  41. Why was Cinderella so bad at the luge?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  42. Where do luge athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey
  43. Alpine Skiing Jokes: Did you hear about the powerful journalist competing in the freestyle skiing?… She was a media mogul. 
  44. Figure Skating Jokes: People said the man with radiators was ruining the figure skating but… he was just trying to break the ice.
  45. Biathalon Jokes: The Biathalon… a very inclusive Winter Olympic event.
  46. Biathalon Jokes: The Biathalon… the unoffical Winter Olympic event of the LGBT.
  47. An American whistleblower was planning to attend the Winter Olympics but… in the end he couldn’t because he was Snowden.
  48. Curling Curling Jokes: We lost our curling stone while playing a secret game of curling in a carpet shop… It got swept under the rug.
  49. Snow Jokes: The snow melted when the Winter Olympics were finished… All the fans had left. 
  50. Hockey Jokes: It was unfortunate the ice hockey competition had to stop because of a lack of equipment… They were all out of puck.